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"Strengthening my immune system " buddy, your immune system is not gonna get stronger against industrial contamination.

WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.
#wash your RICE#it also just makes the rice cook up better#removing excess starch makes it FLUFFIER and LESS GLOOPY
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Yes, it's fundamentally about how faith without grace, joy, and love damages women. I have very strong aversion to the baby/child peril and death since having my own babies, but I still think this movie RIPS and has a Happy Ending.
the vvitch (2015 film directed by robert eggers)

The Vvitch (Film, 2016)
Explain your reasoning in the reblogs!
#the witch#the vvitch#this movie fucks#i can't watch it for another 15-20 years but i still highly recommend it#dost thou wish to live deliciously?
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Quark and Odo during their mountain hike mental breakdown:

Garak during any given point in the show:

Worf on vacation:

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
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what the fuck is this thing.
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Americans getting posted beside the British, WW1
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watching doraemon instead of finishing ds9 … big jester tactics
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I think we all need to research how soap is made in case one of us is accidentally sent back in time. I can sing soap's praises all I want to Victorian era England, but that meeting's gonna go down hill fast as soon as some wig-wearing guy asks me how to make the stuff. I can't just tell these people to Google the recipe for soap. But If we all pre-Google the recipe for soap together as a precaution, we have a pretty good chance of whoever accidentally time travels knowing the recipe.
#reference#uuuuh get wood ash#soak it overnight in water#strain it#add rendered fat#mix#let it set and hope
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bedelia just wordlessly dismissing him... put a collar on that man
#Hannibal#not to be a lesbian but oh my god#Hannibal can fuck off to his sweaty man and LET ME HAVE BEDELIA OH MY GOOOOOOD#gillian anderson
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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...
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the kiss but hannigram
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Will, Southern Boy, takes Hannibal, Snobbish European, to the STATE FAIR.
Hannibal eats a fried coke and is instantly KO'd. Will proceeds to drag him around the rest of the event in a radio flyer while peacefully eating grilled corn and looking at the woodworking display. Hannibal's incredibly fancy, fussy French dessert loses the baking contest to something called 'Mawmaw's Snickdoodle Brown Betty*' and he rages all the way home while Will laughs at him.
#Hannibal#*Mawmaw supremacy#they both have a great time in the livestock tent petting piggies and sheep
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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