switchbladedick
switchbladedick
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phaedrus | 21 | he/him | bi | switch | 18+ | just wanna make a man whimper
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switchbladedick · 1 day ago
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one of the cutest things a woman can have is a small cock that doesn't work.
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switchbladedick · 1 day ago
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Pros of sucking the strap:
You don't gotta worry about your teeth
You can keep going as long as you want
You can pick your favorite shape and size until it hits the back of your throat and turns your brain off perfectly
You'll look like such a good puppy slobbering on their strap for fun and drooling all over yourself like a slut, lubing it up for more fun
If it's a squirting one then they can cum as much as they want straight down your slutty throat until you're completely cumdrunk
Cons:
Literally none
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switchbladedick · 2 days ago
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Imagine you’re a trans guy who just started at an all male university. Due to some shitty laws, you technically aren’t supposed to be here, but somehow you got let in anyway.
You pass pretty well, so you’re not too worried.
Your roommate, Anthony, certainly has no idea. You have to plan around his presence, changing and showering only while he was gone.
He wasn’t supposed to be home tonight, so you had taken the opportunity to finally touch yourself after not coming in weeks. You had grabbed your dildo, put on a mini skirt, and spread your legs on your bed, only moments before you heard the front door open.
You were so fucked. You yanked your blanket over you and pretended to be asleep. You could only pray he’d figure you fell asleep with the lights on as you tried not to squirm on the dildo inside you.
“I’m home,” Andrew called. You prayed he’d be quiet enough you could pretend to sleep through it. “Hello?”
You heard footsteps, and finally, “Oh.”
Thank god, he thought you were sleeping, so he’d leave you alone.
You felt your mattress dip as he sat down, shaking your shoulder. Fuck.
“Hey,” he said as you faked a sleepy grumble.
“You’re back early,” you said.
“Sure am.” A hand that you hadn’t noticed sneaking under the covers pushed the dildo back into you where it had begun slipping out. Andrew’s face hadn’t changed at all. Did he realize what he was doing?
The hand slowly pumped the dildo in and out of you as you did your best not to react. Andrew said nothing. Maybe he didn’t know.
“How was your night?” You ask as the dildo pumping in and out of you picks up speed. You barely keep a straight face and completely miss Anthony’s answer. You gasp slightly as the dildo is roughly shoved into you as deep as it can go.
Anthony gives you a concerned look. “Feeling alright?”
You try to answer him, but whimper as he drops the dildo and a finger begins rubbing your clit.
“Sorry,” he says. “Its a bit different with my girlfriend.”
“What?” You ask, panicked, as he moves the blanket off your upper half with his free hand.
“Let’s see,” he says, lifting your shirt up and exposing your tits. “Just what I thought.” You lift your hands to yank it back down, but he bats you away. “Stay still. You’re lucky I haven’t reported you already.”
That makes you freeze. How long had he known? You begin to panic, but whine when his fingers get under the hood of your clit. He gropes your chest. “God,” he groans. “You’re easier than I imagined.”
You whimper when he pinches your nipple. “God, I hope that makes you clench.”
You sigh in relief when his hand leaves your chest, though he continues his assault on your clit. Your relief is cut short when the rest of the blanket is pulled back and hear the distinctive click of phone camera.
“What are you doing?”
“God, a pretty little skirt, too.” Your face flushes as you look back down at the mini skirt you had put on earlier. “Don’t tell me you didn’t want this, dressing yourself up like a pretty little slut.”
You open your mouth to protest, but he shushes you. “Nuh uh, you aren’t going to say anything I don’t want to hear unless you want these photos getting into the wrong hands.”
He pulls your dildo out of you, and it drips onto your sheets. “Why don’t you make me some pretty noises?”
The fingers on your clit get rougher and faster, forcing you to moan. “Good slut, now don’t you want some real dick in you?”
“…”
“Guess I need to call the school.” He takes his hand off your clit. “I have something to report.”
“Wait- no, please-” you scramble. “I- I want real dick.”
Anthony smiles. He puts his hand back on your clit. “Earn it. Hump my fingers.”
You move your hips frantically against him.
“Shake your tits.”
You shake your tits for him, and to your shame a flood of hot wetness pools inside you.
“Good boy,” Anthony taunts. You look up and see his free hand holds his phone. “Now, tongue out for the camera.”
You stick out your tongue, whining in shame as he pans the camera up and down you.
“Now, what was it you wanted again?”
“Your dick, please please, I need real cock in me.”
Anthony puts down his phone, and pulls out his cock. He thrusts into you before staying all the way inside you.
“Now beg for me to fuck you.”
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switchbladedick · 5 days ago
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switchbladedick · 5 days ago
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everything inside you
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switchbladedick · 6 days ago
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I want a puppy to help me jerk off to porn videos.
I make them crawl under my desk and slam my thick cock into their hole, they moan and complain but I just slap their ass and tell them Fleshlights don't talk
They hear a porn video start playing and soon enough my hands are on their hips as I slam my gock into their hole over and over again, trying to match the pace of the video.
I slap the pup and tell it that the pornstar definitely has a tighter hole and so I keep slapping the pups ass to make its hole extra tight for me.
Eventually I cum deep inside the pup and simply pull out and slap my gock on the pups ass and let the puppy turn out and lick my girl cock clean <3
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switchbladedick · 6 days ago
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switchbladedick · 7 days ago
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the reality of being a knotslut is that it's basically impossible to film good knot content cause I cum literally the second the knot pops in
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switchbladedick · 9 days ago
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Shy insecure tboy x rough and rowdy cis man who shoves him against a wall and forces him to say “Suck my fat fucking cock, faggot” before giving him head
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switchbladedick · 9 days ago
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they should make more toys you can put your tdick in
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switchbladedick · 9 days ago
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Thinking about my Naga partner being absolutely desperate to fuck me with both their cocks.
I haven’t let them yet because just one is enough to stuff me full, but I know they want to feel me tight around them, to know how good I feel when I take them the way they want. They wouldn’t pester me about it, but I’d know how badly they want to and I know I’ll eventually give in for a special occasion.
When I agree, they’d take it slow, laying me down and stretching me, fingers slow and steady, pressing deep kisses to my lips as I tremble beneath them, soft and sensitive and desperate.
When they know I’m ready to take them, they’d be eager, I could tell, hard and leaking, but still take their time, easing into me, every bit of both their cocks pressing into me, making my body shake and my fingers fist the sheets, unable to think of anything but how good it feels.
When I feel more filled than I ever have, I'd tell them I couldn't possibly take anymore, and they’d laugh and tell me they weren’t even all the way in. They'd tell me it's okay, they'll teach me to make it fit, that they'll make sure eventually I'll be able to take it all. For now, they'd be content with curling their tail beneath me to angle my hips up and start to fuck me.
I’d feel so full and so tight around them that it would only take a few slow thrusts for us both to finish, but neither of us are done. They’d fuck me till I’m trembling from the sensitivity, but I’m so tight and warm, we both need just a little more.
When they're satisfied, and I'm filled with their cum, they’d curl around me, kissing me gently and promising me they’ll train me to take them fully, that they'll make sure I need both their cocks sunk inside me to get off, ensuring nobody can make me feel as good as they do.
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switchbladedick · 11 days ago
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by the way, perverts et. al, leaving a dildo in a bowl of ice water for a while in full view of your bottom is a very nice way to create a healthy amount of fear in a dynamic
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switchbladedick · 11 days ago
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more office free use slut pleaseee
Now Hiring
Content: NSFW, (F-Reader x Multiple M & F), Free Use, Public Sex
The office had a few positions that needed to be filled, and what better way to advertise the job than to show off its perks. Outside their main window that faced the busy street the company put up a big sign reading "Now Hiring. Position comes with access to office slut." There were bold arrows pointing down from the sign to the window pane. That's where you come in.
All day, instead of hopping from cubicle to cubicle, serving the stressed employees, they used you in front of that window.
Female coworkers would slam your naked body against the glass, your tits squished, as they fingered you or fucked you with a strap. They also enjoyed slapping and whipping your ass as you gazed out to the street.
Male coworkers pounded into your holes many different ways to really show off your talents including:
• Bent over, your hands pressed against the glass and your fucked-out face looking outside
• Lifted with your legs held out to the sides, back to their chest, so that passersby got a great view of their cock sinking into your pussy
• Back pressed against the glass, your ass rubbing up and down on the window pane
• On your knees sucking cock or spit roasted, angled as if the window was the front of a stage, the sidewalk where the audience watched
The rare times you weren't being used by an employee, they had you masturbate at the window. Sometimes you'd simply sit with your legs open to the public on the other side, playing with your clit or fucking yourself with a dildo. Typically you would stick a suction cupped dildo to the glass and deepthroat it while making eye contact with a pedestrian, or bounce your pussy or asshole back into it.
There were constantly crowds of people outside the window watching you get used over and over again. Many laughed, taking videos of the event. You'd hear their muffled comments degrading you as they stroked their cocks or clits over their pants. Some were disgusted by your lack of self respect.
With all the attention you brought to the job opening it didn't take long for the company to hire people, and the new recruits were eager to test out the benefits they had been promised...
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switchbladedick · 12 days ago
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thinking about casual masturbation..... hanging out with your friends in just your underwear....... casually stroking yourself while talking to them......... getting close to cumming and turning to the person next to you to cum in/on them.......... going up to someone and helping them fuck themselves........ mutual masturbation............. the possibilities are endless
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switchbladedick · 14 days ago
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switchbladedick · 15 days ago
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sorry for being so submissive that it gives you the mindset of a feral predator desperate to fuck and hurt me but like.. someone’s gotta do it yknow
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switchbladedick · 16 days ago
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i will be honest and say that if i had a cock, there's a big chance that id probably be the most pathetic thing alive. genuinely reduced to a begging puppy who can't help but hump the bed and whimper for pussy. i can imagine popping a boner in public because i accidentally thought of my pretty girl and their legs spread. having to tuck it in my waistband so my bulge doesn't show. leaking so much precum in my boxers it looks like i actually shot my load but im just so worked up. i get home and im literally on my knees and pleading that they'll let me put my dick in their cunt, even if it's only the tip.
and when i get permission... it's over. i almost cum by just feeling the heat from their pussy when im lining up to their hole. i push in and i instantly im all brainless and fucked out. rutting into them like an animal, like a dog, and im crying and whispering that they feel so good and wet around me.
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