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do you use simple ordinary humanly fires or hellfire for barbecuing the meat? Genuinely curious.

Regular fires, actually, if I were to use hellfire so often… let’s just say that the surrounds would be cooked , both quite literally and figuratively….

[ She gives a sheepish smile.]

Not that we’ve tried of course!

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thank you, constellation. Now I finally have a back up just in case my sword breaks…

(She smiles eerily, before igniting the flame thrower.)

ALRIGHT WHOEVER WANTS A PIECE OF KIM DOKJA GETS BURNED ALIVE ON THE SPOT-

Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil

This is stressing me out.

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[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring at you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives you a little wave]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent an attachment]

Photo of squid plushie @kim-dokjas

… Wait what- since when-

( She stares at the photo before sighing)

DOKJA-SSI-

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( She smiles before nodding her head)

It’s nice to see you too! And no need to make such a serious promise, in all honesty, we try to do that everyday and he still slips through our fingers…

However, it’s the thought that counts!!

( She gives a thumbs up)

It’s great to have more manpower now!! There’s only so much we can do…

Hyunsung-ssi? I didn’t know you were on here! How are you holding up so far? And yes… most of us are very aware of Dokja-ssi attempting to harm himself. We’re trying….

( Jung Heewon waves happily to him.)

Heewon-ssi! Hello! It is nice to see you!

*He pounds his chest*

I will keep him from harm! I swear!

(He looks very determined)

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Dokja-ssi. I leave, and now you’re attempting to push a sword through your chest?

( she stares at him, an eerie look in her eyes)

I swear in the gods above, what are we going to do with you???

( She eyes his sword for a brief moment before grabbing it and pulling it out of its sheath.)

I’m taking away your sword privileges.

So much has been going on. I can't keep up. You're all insane.

(He's reaching for his sword.)

Anyway, let's see how many stabs I can take before something bad happens-

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(she looks up at the constellation before smiling sinisterly)

Thank you, Weaver of Deceptive fates, I will gladly take that offer since that squid will refuse to stop dying! It’ll be one more weapon just in case my sword breaks when protecting Dokja-ssi!

Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil

This is stressing me out.

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(She raises an eyebrow at him)

Dokja-ssi… please think about the mental toll you place on me and the others every time you die. At least this would be one more weapon to pull out of my sword breaks.

Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil

This is stressing me out.

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Dokja-ssi….

( She stares at the anon ask before looking at him with a eerie glint in her eyes)

Can I actually have that-

Kim Dokja gifts Jung Heewon a flame thrower that screams every time it senses evil

This is stressing me out.

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[Constellation, "Weaver of Deceptive Fates" savors your bewilderment and confusion.]

[If you so wish to seek such knowledge... WE are merely generous and possess great wealth- far more than that Old Amassed.]

[Spend these gifts wisely, Incarnation of the Blackened Flame. WE await the journey that lies ahead.]

(She crosses her arms before nodding.)

Alright then . Thank you for the advice , I’ll be sure to spend the coins wisely!

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[Constellation, "Weaver of Deceptive Fates" is laughing hysterically at your title.]

[A buffoonery, such a thing is! WE are terribly elated! Bravo!]

[Constellation, "Weaver of Deceptive Fates" has sponsored you 5,000,000,000,005 coins.]

( She balks at the sheer amount of coins, before regaining her composure)

Um… I can’t really tell if that’s an insult or a compliment, but thanks?..

( She blinks , staring at the screen, still trying to comprehend the sheer amount of coins given to her)

Dokja-ssi…. Do you know how they get so many coins?….

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…. Must I Dokja-ssi?….

( She crosses her arms before sighing)

It does make sense I guess…

@sword-of-judgement is now called Kim Dokja's Gun

@sword-of-judgement I think anon is telling you to change your username to @/gun-of-judgement.

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… Not again…

hold on @kim-dokjas I’m coming over to defend you.

[Constellation 'Fallen Prince of Paradise' invites you to Constellation 'Demon King of Salvation's Birthday Party!]

[The 15th of Feburary, at whatever time preferable, at Ruined Castle of Moor!]

[Bring a gift for the wonderful Constellation!]

[The Theme is white, and on behalf of Constellation 'Demon King of Salvation', you will be struck down if you do not dress appropriately!]

[You will be denied entrance if you bring tomatoes.]

[Please RSVP!]

@fallenprinceofparadise

It’s Dokja-ssi’s birthday tomorrow? This squid never shares anything information about him I swear to god… but I’ll be there! I wouldn’t miss it for the world

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[Constellation 'Fallen Prince of Paradise' invites you to Constellation 'Demon King of Salvation's Birthday Party!]

[The 15th of Feburary, at whatever time preferable, at Ruined Castle of Moor!]

[Bring a gift for the wonderful Constellation!]

[The Theme is white, and on behalf of Constellation 'Demon King of Salvation', you will be struck down if you do not dress appropriately!]

[You will be denied entrance if you bring tomatoes.]

[Please RSVP!]

@fallenprinceofparadise

It’s Dokja-ssi’s birthday tomorrow? This squid never shares anything information about him I swear to god… but I’ll be there! I wouldn’t miss it for the world

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[The Constellation 'Fallen Prince of Paradise' says hello!]

[The Constellation 'Fallen Prince of Paradise' says she is a big fan of yours!] [The Constellation 'Fallen Prince of Paradise' says they're very honoured to meet you!]

( She looks up at the constellation in suspicion, before nodding and smiling)

Hello, It’s nice to meet you too!

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TOO LATE NOW DOKJA-SSI!!

( She attempts to keep him on the floor )

@sssssgir-author @shipwrecker-ljh-24 @insectking-beastlord @sword-of-judgement

GET HIMMMM

What is wrong with you- I'm sorry, they're all my favorites in other ways..?

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[Constellation "Dreamer of Wildfires" is cheering for Incarnation "Jung Heewon".]

[Constellation "Dreamer of Wildfires" has sponsored 2,000 coins.]

Thank you! ( She gives a sinister smile)

Time to go reel in a squid…

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Dokja-ssi

( She has a carefully blank expression on her face)

While I am okay with you liking Sangah-ssi more , I won’t tackle you for that , but I will tackle you out of pettiness and a pitiful attempt to keep you out of danger .

( She quickly tackles him to the ground with all her weight )

@sssssgir-author @shipwrecker-ljh-24 @insectking-beastlord @sword-of-judgement

GET HIMMMM

What is wrong with you- I'm sorry, they're all my favorites in other ways..?