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Fantasy au. Drawing armor is so hard

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Neil Josten 🧡 we all know Kevin is queen but I had a lot of fun with this image.

First time posting anything on here!! <33

~ Acrylics and markers on cardboard

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brat summer is over, let witch bitch autumn begin

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“we’re finally going to get biblically accurate Kevin Day”

nvm that mf was just as in love with him as Neil is

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the foxhole court is just neil and andrew discovering that they match each others freak and then fighting the mafia over the right to continue doing so. also kevin is there.

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sometimes I wish aftg were real because I know watching Kevin day switch his racquet to his left hand during the championship game would've felt like doing 10 lines of cocaine

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"resident drama queen" "insufferable bitch" "scathing diva" kevin day the woman that you are

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The fact that he said this at the end of the Original Quest, before Kings of the Broken Wheel... I'm ripping my hair out I'm going crazy

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cardinal red

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Kevin's like a vampire. He can only infodump abt history if you invite him to first

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Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

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hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

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the upperclassmen: how do you get andrew to listen to you?

neil:

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one of my top favourite scenes in aftg is when that huge gorilla player is fucking kevin off so he yells for matt and matt just immediately throws his racquet away mid game to deliver the most brutal suckerpunch he possibly can AND THEN when gorilla is like im going to kill this man matt just hightails back to the goal and andrew whose easily like half this mans size just stands in between them like try me bitch and it WORKS and anyway matt gets carded but gives kevin a thumbs up like ay i got u bro and neil watches it all unfold in the space of like 20 seconds like ah yes. my sporting legend idols. i want to be just like them :)

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10 Alternative Titles for The Picture of Dorian Gray:

• 101 Times Lord Henry Should Have Shut His Cynical Whore Mouth • I Kissed a Boy, and More Embarrassingly, My Own Portrait, and I Liked It • I’m a Murderer, but Everything is Perspective • Although I’m a Complete Wanker, I Am Infact a Victim of Suggestion Under the Influence of Another Complete Wanker • Narcissism and Consequences • If You’re Not Young and Pretty You May as Well Just Die • Personalities Don’t Seem So Ugly When Surrounded With Beautiful Things • Selling Your Soul for a Picture Probably Isn’t Worth It • Being Philosophical and Being Intelligent are Not Always the Same Things • It’s Okay to be Gay As Long As You Get Rid of the Body

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reading classic lit is like: *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay parts* *underlines gay parts*  *underlines gay par