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She didn’t come in peace—she came to slay.

👽💅

Meet Party Crasher, my newest alien babe beaming into the HaremOfHorrors lineup just in time for Hot Monster Summer.

She’s cosmic, curvy, and headed straight for your heart (and your merch shelf).

Coming soon to @HaremOfHorrors on Etsy + @swordofdorkness on Teepublic!

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💦 She came. She slayed. She Hexed.

Hex on the Beach wasn’t just a monster girl—she was a damnation vacation, serving gothcore beach baddie energy all season long. From demon pinups to occult cuties, this one made waves in every realm.

Shop the top design from Hot Monster Summer, still summoning souls right HERE!

(Monster girls, beach goths, and demon lovers—you know who you are.)

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You wake up tangled in silk sheets.

The air is thick. Something inhuman just kissed you goodnight.

Hot Monster Summer is HERE.

The Harem of Horrors is now LIVE on Etsy.

Succubi, gorgons, mothwomen—and that’s just the foreplay.

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You see her lounging under the infernal sun…

Skin like sin. A smile that spells doom.

She knows you’re staring.

She likes it.

😈 Hex on the Beach is part of the HaremOfHorrors—

where demon girls don’t just tempt you…

they own you.

⸻

🔥 Available now on TeePublic

🖤 Full Harem drops Friday on Etsy

Are you ready to misbehave?

#haremofhorrors #hexonthebeach #succubuscore #sexyart #monstergirl #altbabe #spicyillustration #teepublicfinds #etsylaunch #demonpinup #hellishbeauty #darkaesthetic #gothictemptation #summerheat #naughtygirlart

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We’ve evolved.

🎨 SwordOfDorkness Art now lives on TeePublic

🐍 Our Etsy becomes HaremOfHorrors—a marketplace of myth, monsters, and mayhem

Follow both for twice the trouble.

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She’s got horns. She’s got hips.

And now… she’s got merch. 😈👜

This hellish hottie from Hex on the Beach is here to haunt your summer in the best way. Whether you’re summoning demons or just running errands, she’s got you covered.

🔥 The T-shirt’s live now on TeePublic.

👜 The tote drops Friday at HaremOfHorrors on Etsy.

Part of the HaremOfHorrors collection by @swordofdorkness

🖤 Link in bio to shop and stay cursed

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You see the silhouette first…

and suddenly, you can’t look away. 😈🐍

Medusa’s not here to be your monster—she’s here to be your problem. With every coil of her serpent hair and every curve that could curse a demigod, she’s ready to ruin your summer in the most delicious way.

This dangerously divine gorgon is part of the HaremOfHorrors by @swordofdorkness—where myth meets mayhem, and every monster is lethal in heels.

🐍 Snag her look on TeePublic while you still can…

⚠️ And don’t blink, mortal—the Etsy launch is slithering closer. You won’t survive what comes next.

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Oh no, I’m DEFINITELY saying it out loud without further explanation.

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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👁️👁️ She sees everything—but don’t worry, she likes what she sees.

Mothwoman joins the cryptid coven at HaremOfHorrors, my new sexy monster girl collection dropping June 20 on Etsy.

This summer, the monsters are hot and the thirst is mutual. 💋

🛍️ https://linktr.ee/swordofdorkness

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Our TeePublic shop is officially on SALE through May 26th!

If you love cryptids, cursed artifacts, D&D chaos, or folklore-inspired fashion, this is your sign. Every design is made with indie artist love and spooky vibes.

Shop now before the discounts vanish into the shadows: http://tee.pub/lic/hrlslqC8C4U

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🎤 POLL AHEAD 🎺

Greetings, friends!

After working on numerous creative endeavors, including launching @spookyhollowstorytellers, I have decided to relaunch @swordofdorknessart! This includes selling my nerdy artwork, and I’m asking YOU for your input! What products would you like to see nerdy art printed on?

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Got stickers with the logo I designed for our storytelling group, Spooky Hollow Storytellers! Our premier performance is at the RVA Ren-Faire this week! Check out the link for more info.

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Stay vigilant.

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Same.

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The holidays may be over, but the cold weather isn’t going anywhere! This elevated travel mug now comes in TWO sizes! With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this mug wherever you go. It fits into most car cup holders and has a spill-proof plastic lid. Commute to work or go on new adventures—this travel mug will keep your beverage safe and at just the right temperature.

Find this mug and more at GrailsForGeeks on Etsy! Link in bio.

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A holiday greeting from the world of Art & Biscuits!

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Velma the Suckubus is PISSED. As am I. As are we all.

No matter what happens, we will not stop fighting.