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remus helping clean sirius' hair after azkaban is one of the most intimate thing I've ever read

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i dont know much about how phalloplasty works but i have to imagine that it involves a pottery wheel and spinning you really fast and fingering you until your clit becomes a magnificent ceramic vase

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migraine. well i suppose it’s time to rip my eye from its socket. Surely this will help

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‘Strawberries and Cream’ pencils on paper. Uncensored version in my shop! Link in bio✨

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being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

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i’m trusting the process it’s just. it’s a very long process is all

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maybe in twelve hours ill get to moan into a kiss and itll fix me

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i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

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This photo of Mick Jagger lives rent free in my head cause that's literally Sirius Black.

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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i am about to do all of it while utterly terrified

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[gnashing my teeth] its just a joke... its just a joke

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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

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lunar eclipse is crazy. can everyone stop being insane and start thinking straight pls im begging this is the worst of times

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james and regulus figured themselves out first because they had nothing to lose. sirius and remus took longer because they had everything to lose.

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