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[potatobugz]

happy dreams

[salmiakkisaatana]

hmun on pakko homostella tai mä kuolen.

[neroushalvaus]

@sadistinen-salami ja @muumihelvetti ne eivät sitten koskaan petä

[helvetin-hovimestari]

onks vika minussa vai miks tääl kuuluu sireenei jatkuvasti

[bisnes-socks]

starting a project goes all super well until you get to the part where all the planning and prepping is done and you have to actually start doing it for real.

[oocmuumit]

[kirsikankukka]

Tiedättekö sen tunteen, ku erehdytte puhumaan politiikasta teiän keski-ikäsen työkaverin kanssa ja teille selviää, et on oikeesti ihmisiä, jotka PUOLUSTAA tän nykysen sinimustan katastrofihallituksen menoa??

[pahishylje]

Yliopistojen nettisivut on aivan hirveitä. Vietin just puolisen tuntii tukiskellen et

a) Millä kampuksilla mun pääsykokeet pidetään

b) Missä ne kampukset on

c) Monelta mun pitää olla siellä

Kaikki nämä tiedot löytyivät eri paikoista, hieroglyfein ja seinämaalauksin kirjoitettuna hylättyjen talojen kellareihin (possibly kirottu) sekä veistettynä erinäisiin riimukiviin.

Otas siinä siitä sitten selvää.

[lunar-system]

kevät on tullut! reissukossussa on uusi luku! 🌻🌻🌻

[demonfowl]

25 - Radio

Nopeeta Sirtsaa koska olin ✨️kirjamessuilla✨️ enkä jaksanu tehdä mitään monimutkaisempaa.

[salmiakkisaatana]

Joka päivä kerron ittelleni et tänää on se päivä ku meen nukkumaa enne yhtätoista et on sit helpompi vaihtaa arkirytmii ja et saisin nukuttuu oikeest tarpeeks mut joka päivä löyän silti itteni selailemast tumblrii yheltätoista sen jälkee ku oon menny jo sänkyy ja laittanu valot pois

[neroushalvaus]

Onko mulla päässäni joku maailman oudoin valemuisto, vai tekikö Hyde Salon Jekyllissä jotain häröä Juha Sipilä -imitaatiota Murha Murhan aikana sanoessaan "Ettei täällä vain soisi virsi Tekopyhyyden henki, johda sinä meitä" tms tms. Jos tää on mun pääni tuote, miksi. Jos tää oikeasti tapahtui, miksi.

muoks:// Olen saanut vahvistuksen, että tämä todella tapahtui. Kysyn siis vielä kerran: Miksi.

[helvetin-hovimestari]

siis minä olen joku elohiirten lempipesä tai jotain ihan oikeesti. mun vasen polvi nykii jatkuvasti. polvi?? oliko pakko???

tietääks kukaan mitä tehdä tää on jatkunu yli tunnin

[suchvilebodies]

HEI NYT AKUUTTI MIKS KATON TOTA SEN SNÄPPISTORYY ARGH

[bisnes-socks]

going to bed dead tired but knowing your anxiety is not going to let you sleep like

[dis--parity]

[lap] ft [growl] .u.

Kinda 👀 Prompts // Accepting! | @airxn

『🍬』 It was times like now where Theo had begun to wonder if Alex's constant criticism of him had a bit of merit - he never did seem to learn from his mistakes. At least... not until it was too late.

He swore he'd spent the entire week riling Airin up - no doubt his job was experiencing some kind of rush, so he needed to be in more, but he couldn't help the little things when they were together - the occasional spank to the rear before he left, a shoulder rub before he joined the other man for dinner, a slightly-heated kiss while he was cooking - and finally, he had found himself with some free time.

Time enough for what was supposed to be an innocent little cuddle, catching up on what happened at work, and during the day they had to themselves - but it looks like merely Theo crossing his leg over Airin's lap was the straw that broke the camel's back - or at the very least, the one that whittled his patience to a hair's breadth.

He can only manage a quick gasp when he's suddenly pulled into his lover's lap, with no time to even adjust to the new position - and before he can think to do so, that growl... that growl makes him freeze like a deer in headlights. Not out of any genuine fear, of course - he knows Airin better than that, he likes to think. Instead, he could practically feel his arousal speeding from zero to one-hundred, his exhale shaky and mischievous.

Feeling Airin's hunger in that instant was so, so worth what might happen next. But all Theo was going to do was feed it - his hips rocking back and forth against him before he even realised how close his body was pressing to his boyfriend's. "Mmf... someone's worked up, huh? Has it really been that long since you've... let loose?"

He has no fangs of his own, sure, but he figures that won't make the gentle nip againstt his earlobe any less tempting. "Fuck... it's so hot when you growl like that, babe. It just makes me feel so... needed. And all I want... all I want is for you to show me how badly you need me, stud. Can you do that for me?"