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[mettamorph]

SOMEONE COME GET ASHLEY GRAHAM AND TELL HER ADA HAS AN EVIL TWIN.

[dallmustdie]

I love watching my mom headcannon her favorite TV shows bc she's in denial with how one plot line ended and her not realizing it.

[theapatheticflour]

"I heard you called yourself the chicken god??..That's some pretty sweet shit over there." *Sipping Vodka like the Russian madperson they are*

-VX(for some fucking reason)

I did not

whatever baseless rumor you heard it from is false

[eggs4lyfe]

Accidentally told some sweet old lady about how I love tumblr because its a good place to find artworks and poetry. Which sounds fine , UNTIL SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD CHECK IT OUT HERSELF. I AM SO SORRY WOMAN I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAINT YOUR EYES WITH DRAWINGS OF MPREG ELON MUSK PLEASE FORGIVE ME🙏

[theshebinator]

A month has passed since Inanimate Insanity II has ended and I still never got my MePhone and MePad reconciliation but it's FINE IM FINE IM OKAY WITH THAT IM NOT UPSET.

I DONT CARE.

[pikachic]

My friend who hasn't started TMA season 5 yet: Is Jon the no-kissing kind of ace or the yes-kissing kind of ace?

Me: ...that's a spoiler

My friend: *gets very excited at the prospect of an in-podcast Jmart kiss*

Me:

[theoneandonlysun]

*juko nervously walks towards the whole entire sun, bobs god of a mother, that if he messes up, then it's literally all over.*

" ...hi!- hi sun!- ahem um..me and Bob wanted to um.. " *juko looks around for a moment, extremely nervous..*

" we wanted to tell you something!- "

(@bob-the-cemetery-ghost)

...What is it?

immediately suspicious.

Why are you two so nervous? Bob, where's your ring.

[honeydewresortaskblog]

Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you Hugs you

[cripplingquinn]

My mom.... a 50 yr old woman with 8 kids... she goin off doe.....

[alexisdumdum]

"All trans women are hot, except me"

- My friend Marcy

[unfortunate-little-adventures]

Maple you’re awake! But your wings….. are they alright.?

Maple: my wings?

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[letoilepourpre]

twitter liked this one

[theoneandonlysun]

*sips tea and waits for something to happen* Hey Hru today

Sun attempts to shatter the gem.

[buttercups-revenge]

The (un-fucking-hinged) conversation that Snow had with Haymitch REALLY puts Peeta’s hijacking (SPECIFICALLY against Katniss) into perspective. Snow could have hijacked him to hate the rebellion, or district 12 or even himself. But no, that old loser just HAD to finally prove to one of those district 12 boys that their girl didn’t really love them, JUST like his didn’t really love him. Was it a smart move to potentially have Peeta attack Katniss on sight? Yes. But more importantly, it allowed Snow to control Peeta in a way that let him live out his own fantasies about being unloved and having power over his girl.

[kendrysaneela]

Oh god. Oh no. I just realized. Helena thought Mark liked HER. She thought that because Mark liked Helly that meant Mark liked HER cause Helly is her. Helly is part of her. That’s why she called for Mark when Irving was pulling her toward the water. She thought Mark would save her. And now she has to rectify with the fact that Mark didn’t love or even like her. Their whole thing was only because Mark thought she was Helly. Mark doesn’t care about Helena at all. And she’s gotta deal with that in her head now. That’s another person in her life who doesn’t love her. And this time it’s even worse. Because he likes someone who IS HER! It’s her body! It’s her brain! But he still doesn’t love her. She’s still not loved. But another version is loved so much by three whole people they’re willing to sacrifice themselves!!!!! Helena is loved by no one. She even had to almost beg Milchick to save her. No one was coming to save her. Because they don’t love her they don’t even like her. They love Helly.