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[cry-ptidd]

Alucard is a boydad but vladcard is a total girldad. I can't explain it but that's the vibes they're giving off,,,,,

Peak characterization my dear anon

Alucard is a boydad stuck with a daughter

(it doesn't change at how he'd treat her if she was a son she still suffers either way)

"LOCK THE FUCK IN"

"Shut up"

Fatherly disappointment followed by resignation (also him calling her an idiot for a minute straight)

And ofc. These gems

Peak boydad. He calls her 'sport'

Vs

Peak girldad Vlad

THAT'S A PROUD DAD RIGHT THERE!!!

He brags about her all the time. You never hear the end of it.

"Yeah, your kid went to Harvard? Cute. My daughter tho--"

He brings her everywhere, and is always there when she's struggling (somehow predicts it). A guy comes within a 20 mile radius of her and he whips out the shotgun. He cuts up apples and places it on her desk without a word and he compliments her hair and outfits and he let her paint his nails when she was little. The first person who made fun of him for having poorly painted sparkly nails got stabbed in the kidney.

Also, he already has a dad laugh.

Overall, maybe Hellsing is actually about Boydad Alucard's journey to becoming a girldad

[mithrilbookofmystery]

watching pvpciv now bc. of course I am. and going off of A) the number of swings he needed to take daily (3 - open door, pvp check, close door) B) the number of swings he wasted day one (at least 18) C) extra expenses including the one time he slept in his bed (3) and whatever food he needed to buy (I'll give him 5 as the bare minimum, assuming 1 trip to the market to buy 3 raw chicken) D) the durability of wooden swords (59) E) his starting durability (I'm going with 5 based on the assumption that he brings it down to 4 off-screen to open the door for the pvp check) and F) the fact that he had never won a fight before the first episode (and as such had never gained swings), I can confidently say that at the start of the series, Evbo had been in pvpciv for ROUGHLY 9 DAYS 🎉 POSSIBLY LESS IF HE GOT MORE FOOD/DID MORE TRIPS TO THE MARKET 🎉

[quazart]

Werechidna

My bby boi

And then random werechidna Dread

100x meaner 100x psycho

200x lil sh@t😆

Overall quadruple the menace

[purposechef]

Choose your fighter.

[bitchfitch]

Do y'all ever see a post that just like. Haunts you forever? And which consistently comes back up when you're trying to get to sleep

Anyways, if you do comms the whole "2+ characters in a single piece costs less than if they were bought as separate commissions" thing Isn't supposed to be a buy one get one x% off type situation.

Your commission prices should be accounting for the time you spend communicating with the client, the time you spend on file storage and prep, and the time it takes to properly document your communications and the transaction. Those things all take time and it Really adds up when you do enough comms. And the time they take? doesn't usually change much based on the number of characters.

That's why the second, third, etc, character can cost less. Not because you're giving a discount. Right. Right? Y'all aren't cutting yourself a bad deal, right? You're Not paying yourself less than an exploitative boss would pay you for that time and skilled labor, right?

[warrior-of-storms]

Forever thinking about the fact that Lady Shiva was a valid contender for Jason's mom in DitF. What do you mean, Willis Todd had freaking Shiva's info in his address book. How did Willis Todd of all people meet her? Forget doing more books about Jason's time as Robin, where's the Willis & Shiva backstory?? Like??

[oifaaa]

If Tim was 13 when he became Robin and Jason was 15 when he died and spent 6 months dead then there’s maybe just over a year between them. And then two years comatose then Tim drake is actually older than Jason was mentally despite Jason being legally and physically older which means Tim drake got beat up by two of his younger brothers which is really lame of him. Can’t believe he’s been beaten up by his younger brothers twice and he still acts like he’s the baby victim.

I like your thought process here your math is a bit off but let's ignore that in favour of how funny it is for Tim to be beaten up by 2 younger siblings

[cornertheculprit]

i think dhurke's decision to send apollo away but not nahyuta was a total thought fumble on his part. like i think he thought long and hard about it and went "hm. if i died in a foreign country would i want my son to be dragged into a rebellion against said country. No. I would want him safe and sound" and then he sent apollo away and just fucking. let his firstborn son be dragged into a rebellion against said country LMAOOOOO. like i know there had to have been other factors to it (for one thing nahyuta's hair + eyes + forehead tattoo were distinct enough that he'd absolutely be recognized as amara's son no matter where he went) but like. hdnzksjdjsndgsjn. dhurke. my man. what

[bassicallymaestra]

My Hogwarts Legacy MC ✨Serena Kosmos ✨

[desmos-calculator]

Hey, are you a linguist or a mathematician?

Cuz I can tell you know how to conjugate stuff and that you're extremely familiar with syntax, the kind that's about taking things and putting 'em together according to some rules. And, I saw the other day you had to do hours of research just to find a set of symbols that, when you saw it, you understood immediately what it was, like it was a whole language in and of itself. What was it, like, formal grammar or something? Or was it an alphabet...

Ah, And weren't you ranting to me about a system with insane constrictions that still worked just as well as the regular one?

And what about that guy you got mad at who said your thing was useless to them? Something about it all being theoretical and boring? I don't agree with them either way don't worry.

...

Oh, you're a biologist?

[thistledropkick]

So uh... Immediately after Wrestle Kingdom, the big show that brings in both new and lapsed NJPW fans, and Wrestle Dynasty, the AEW crossover show that was intended to bring new overseas fans to NJPW... New Japan management decided to take the only commentary staff member who speaks any Japanese at all off commentary for two months? So the only remaining English language commentator will just not have any clue what anybody is saying during the entire show? Right when a large influx of new English speaking fans is expected? And they're doing all this just as Kidani, who owns NJPW's parent company, was complaining to Tokyo Sports about how NJPW isn't getting enough overseas fans? Have I got that right?

[ladybugkisses]

How did Ari (the Lackadaisy Version) realize she was Bisexual in the first place ? Also, happy Pride Month, Queen ! :D *Shoots rainbows are you* -Alana

she just saw a woman and knew! ✨💙 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 💙✨

but really though, i don't think she remembers ever not being attracted to women, she had a crush on a girl before anyone could even tell her it's wrong

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

studying Philosophy is really like

you think this is going to help you understand the world and your place in it better,

but actually all it does is confuse and befuddle you farther than ever before

and also you make friends with the most annoying (read: great, smart, lovely, kind, but argumentative as ALL GET OUT) people in the world and then you realize you've BECOME one of those people and you kind of want to just curl up in a nice quiet little hole in the ground with all your books and read and think until a complete and total understanding of the world falls out of your noggin and everything makes sense; but actually you just want to take a walk in the woods with a friend and not think about anything for at least a year.

[garzzum]

This is stupid 😭

[airxn]

airin thinks he's so big and scary but everyone sees him as tiny and all they hear is mimimimimimigurrrrrmimimimimimimimimi

[natural-blogarithm]

things i want to learn after finishing my thesis, in no particular order:

classical mechanics

general relativity (technically i should know some but i forgor)

quantum mechanics

probability theory

homotopy type theory