#<- /pos. the writing is really incredible. AUGH

[wuntrum]

i dont want to feel this way forever.......

[kiwitaskmaster]

Episode review of Taskmaster New Zealand, Season 1, Episode 3:

— EXPECT MANY SPOILERS —

> Jeremy as Paul is drinking chocolate milk hidden in his suit: :| 

> LABIA CHAPSTICK LMAOO (Angella)

> ‘You really don't wanna get a DAP. Dry Ass Pussy’ (Madeleine)

> Guy accusing Brynley of burning down the Sky City Convention Centre bc she cut the end off of a condom 

> ‘It's quite scary when she does that’ he says, leaning closer to Paul for protection LMAO

> SEXY TREE YESSSSS

> PAUL STRIP TEASE WOO ANGELLA ILYYY

> ‘Grind up like its… mince’

> Paul Williams the man you are

> ‘Id argue that when people go to a strip club they don't leave going, wow, those poles,’ (Paul) ‘What if it's a Polish bar’ (Angella) 

> ‘Have your nipples recovered?’ (Jeremy)  ‘I kissed them better’ (Angella)

> ‘Feminism is sexy. And if you don't agree with me? You're a sexist. Do you want to be a sexist Jeremy Wells?’ (Brynley)

> Cricket = very sexy (apparently)

> GUY IS NAKED IN A TREE OH LORD

> Paul you poor poor man having to pull down his own brother's pants

> ‘There's a guy who looks like Guy Williams possibly masturbating in a tree.’ (Angella)

> ANGELLA GOT ONE POINT???? To be fair she did make Paul more sexy than the tree but STILL

> ‘Might be your night tonight. Probably won't be. (Jeremy)

> Augh I love Paul and Jeremy so much my pookies :(((

> TEAM TASK!! TEAM TASK!!!!

> ‘Get the grape in the tuba from the furthest distance’ and then they stayed inside the whole time

> ‘Guy you didn't do much but you helped a little bit’ Why does he have this grudge against Guy 

> ‘Get out there and get yourself checked. Kia Kaha. God Defend New Zealand’  (Guy) ‘I don't think anyone has done anything less for men's mental health awareness.’ (Jeremy)

> Surprise surprise (Christmas hat fit Paul’s head)

> Fabio the pinata! Jeremy’s a hater both of Brynley’s names have been great (call back to Sriracha the squirrel from E01)

> MINUS ONE POINT FOR DOING DAMAGE TO MENS MENTAL HEALTH Guy cannot catch a break 

> ‘Thank you Paul you sexy thing’ YEAHH PREACH 

> ‘Leigh was still writing’ (Guy) ‘So were you!’ (Jeremy?)

> This live task is absurd bc how are you meant to portray a colour with just your body

> Leigh got a point for doing jack shit LMAO Jeremy this is absurd /pos

> How did Jeremy manage to get red from whatever Madeleine was doing this is incredible

> I’D LIKE TO STRIKE ANOTHER POSE sticks her middle finger up* INCONNN ANGELLA ILY

[th3lightyougaveme]

ok so um. Hi

I can’t kudos/comment on the fic due to the fact that I gotta use a proxy site but. Uh

HOLY FUCKING SHIT???/vpos

this is going to be stupid and also probably long so. Yeah.

ANYWAYS.. MY HUSBAND!!!

so- the way you fucking write him?? And like, the trust in that situation?? Absolutely insane. Big fan of like- how he’s nervous, but still very trusting towards me. It really demonstrates a relationship that goes far deeper than just the sex we get to see

also, the fucking handcuffs??? And the COLLAR??? And how he is visibly disappointed he is that he can’t see the collar??

And then, of course, is the cord. I gotta say, pulling on the cord is possibly one of THE Most attractive things to do to a phone guy, in my opinion. Like. Hhhhhhhhh you wrote it really well. Him melting into a flustered whining puddle from just a few tugs on his cord? Incredible. Beautiful.

And then. I’m just gonna say it. The paragraph where you described his T-dick was really like- I don’t wanna say hot, that feels like underselling it. It was almost prose-like? Like, yes, hot. But also- almost beautiful? I don’t even know how to describe it, it felt like a poem of some sort…

(as you can tell, I’m very normal.)

And then- the way he reacts once I actually begin eating him out/sucking him off?? He’s so sweet and desperate?? And like. Just a little pathetic??

and they way you describe all the sounds?? Especially at the end when he rings? Absolutely insane/pos

and then. The hug?? And the “I love you”?? I’m not emotional trust chat. Ough. I love him sm…

he’s so perfect and beautiful and Augh Thank you, and I love you<3

(I’m on anon cuz. I’m mildly embarrassed at how much I typed out but I’m sure you know who this is.)

:3

HEHEHEBEBEBEBE...... IM SOSOSOSO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!! i really thought i had fell off but I SUPPOSE I WAS WRONG!!!!!!! sorry im not giving an in-depth response like you did but seriously thank you sosososo much and this really was no trouble to write and i love you too<333

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

MATE. YOUR THIS IS NOT THE END FIC. YOU'RE KILLING ME /pos

augh. aughahughauhguahga. i'm having a good time, i swear

ALSO. JOEL!! JOEL-CENTRIC FIC!!!! C!JOEL IN GENERAL!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!! AND BOAT BOYS??? AND GRIAN & JOEL?????? AND REALLY FUCKING SAD JIZZIE???????? HOLY SHIT, MATE

okay, all that aside, this fic is so good. the dual narrative, etho and his fucking BACKSTORY LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIM, JOEL. JOEL. EVERYTHING THAT JOEL HAS GOING ON. MY GOD. i love it so much, SO MUCH!!!!!!!

aha, yeah, uh, i get like this when i really really love something, lmao :'D anyways, YOUR WRITING'S WONDERFUL!! THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DO!! KEEP ON DOING IT!! :D

have a nice twenty four hours!

THANKS SO MUCH MAN :DDD this mean so much to me, thank you SO much for takin the time to write out an ask :'D this is incredible to read and im SO glad ur enjoying the fic so much, it is a labor of love one hundred percent. more chapters are on the way, i promise!! and yes- JOEL CENTRIC FIC. i genuinely dont understand how there arent more of those,,,,,,

yeah dude i'm hyped to get further into the fic. lemme tell ya,,,,,, i have Plans,,,,,,,,, hehe :3

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

OH MY GOD. I kept looking at your name going “eh that sounds familiar but idk…” THEN I REALIZED YOU WROTE “In Violation of Workplace Ethics” and I-

Listen- I read that fic before I made this account- and I don’t normally fw with watersports… but that fic made me FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY. Your writing is incredible but you are in fact the devil tempting me to sin, so thank you for that. <3 /pos

(Also side note: I also read “Bite the Hand that Feeds” before I got this account and I just want to say thank you for reminding me I am a switch 😌)

girl my masterlist is pinned to my blog LMAOOO but anyway I'm glad you found me again!! workplace ethics is my favorite out of almost all my works and it's just The Freaking Best. I'm honestly not super into regular watersports but omorashi is just literally the best ever. The humiliation, sometimes in really good fics someone gets talked through it and it's just. AUGH augh it's 10/10.

(bite the hand is also just. so good. thank u i love mommy stuff and femdom and schlatt just. needs to bottom more.)

[itrustmydiscoverweekly]

goddamn I see why the queers(tm) like this girl from Missouri

⭐��⭐⭐(4 out of 5 stars)

This week I listened to Chappell Roan's album "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess" and I think this counts as midwest emo because she is from the midwest and many of these songs are quite emotional/j.

I will be keeping this week's post quite short because I forgot to write this and now it is late Monday and here we are... "After Midnight"...

...yeah I apologize for that one...

One funny thing listening to this album was that I realized that I already knew all of the songs just by the people I follow online and my irls.

I do think this will be staying in my consistent rotation, I guess I like pop music...

Anyways, opinion time! (as always, not opinion order, just album order)

"After Midnight" is a fun song I found the chorus very catchy it's a gay song (shocking). Chappell Roan just has incredible vocals on catchy beats, the songs work amazingly, and there is lots of fun vocal layering toward the end of this song. It is early on in the album and follows two very quirky songs so it feels more agreeable (not saying "Femininomenon" and "Red Wine Supernova" are bad AT ALL).

"Pink Pony Club" what a beautiful song, the opening with the raw vocals and just the piano; augh. Beautiful. Very catchy, I can't even imagine seeing this live. I will say, although I know it is not, this song feels like transgender allegory/pos. I also relate a lot to the whole disapproving mother. relatable in the best way. The guitar is also amazing on this song, it just adds such a great layer to the song.

"California" what a beautiful ballad for her hometown. I feel this a lot since I've grown up moving a lot, missing seasons, missing where you're from is painful. And also I'm from the Midwest, I'm obligated to hate CA/hj. I love the muted trumpet on this song, it compliments her voice amazingly. In my mind, this song ends the album emotionally while "Guilty Pleasure" stands as an encore. Both sum up the album beautifully, I love a proper ballad though.

Honorable Mentions!!! 🥳🥳🥳

"Red Wine Supernova", this song grew on me, I LOVE the final chorus, that is how you use vocals, mwah, amazing

"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl" I think this is just fun storytelling and is a catchy song

"HOT TO GO!"... I mean... it's the tiktok song... Lots of fun!

"Guilty Pleasure" great ending to the album, gorgeous vocals and? yodeling? still fun. Really fun final chorus, great way to end an album. I also might be dumb when it comes to pop music but this one does remind me a lot of Conan Gray...

[muzzlemouths]

MUZZ MUZZ I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY I MEANT TO ASK THIS MUCHMUCH EARLIER BUT HI HELLO WAVES ALSO! If you haven't read OWRF PLEASE DO! IT IS GENUINELY INCREDIBLE

First of all, the effort you undoubtedly put into this fic is absolutely phenomenal. The artworks? And for so many different choices? I love the general aesthetic of all of them, this sinister feeling of the weight of water around you, and how you can barely make out vague shapes in the dark. Especially in all the endings I LIVE FOR THAT KIND OF THING!! I cannot imagine how much time this must’ve taken, and your care for this project shows in EVERY GODDAMN LINE. Taking the time to even include a cheat sheet as well! This fic along with dead mall dare are easily some of my favourites your writing style is so EDIBLE I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE! AND THE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE AUGH /POS ID LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE BUT SPOILERS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DO THAT SHAKING YOU AFFECTIONATELY 

Do remember to take care of yourself, though! Especially with a project of this size! GO DRINK SOME WATER AND TAKE IT EASY! YOU DESERVE IT

Hehehe thank you!! I'm so happy to hear you really enjoyed it!

I am once again pointing directly at @artsyfartsybro as they did a SPECTACULAR job in giving me not just those few pieces of art you already saw in Act 1, but the sketches for another ten, with even more on the way! I really do love their style so I was ecstatic when they agreed to work with me on the art for this project.

You're right about it being an enormous undertaking, but I've always had a habit of biting off more than I can chew and still digging in even after because the adrenaline of massive projects fuels me. I'm also just a huge sucker for puzzles and riddles and I'm SO excited to finally put that part of my brain to work here. (That said, I'm still taking precautions not to overwork myself on this, hence why only the first act is out now!)

THRILLED TO HEAR YOU ENJOYED YOUR BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!! You sounded so excited about the initial release for this project, it only felt right to hand you the first page of Act 2 as a present! You're the only person to have that info, too, not even my beta readers have been handed it yet!

I am drinking some water as we speak and taking it real easy. Thank you for the message!! ❤️

[shepscapades]

Ok. the frigging. comic. I don't even know where to begin like I have to rhapsodize way more than tags will allow!! 1. it's technically a MASTERPIECE? like the panels and timing and everything are so well done !!! the art is beautiful !!! this is a mastercraft in comics creation. 2. color???? why are you spoiling us like this???? 3. you perfectly captured their voices and personas bdubs is so animated and everything he says is 100% bdubs and same w etho sajfhdgkd like you have distilled their essences so completely!!! etho teasing bdubs i want to cry 4. it's CUTE it's TOO CUTE it's making me want to DIEEEEEEE (in a good way). ty so so much for this it's amazing it's incredible i am going to tattoo it on my eyelids

Friend, this got me teary-eyed last night, thank you for taking the time to write all of this out, it means so much to me!! This is like… AUGH, everything I strive to do in comic making and my illustrations and stuff and it makes me so so happy to see and hear that the details I put into stuff gets noticed ;w;

I’m currently doing a lot of storyboarding work for a professional work that I’ll hopefully remember to post more about later, but I’ve been delighted to start bringing some of those passions into fanart and original work! Making comics is kind of a passion of mine and it really makes me happy that other people enjoy experiencing stories and scenes through my stuff ;w;

OKAY THE VOICE/PERSONA THING, AAAJSFVJDFBJDFBKJ a lot of people have left tags and asks about this particular thing and there literally could not be a greater compliment than this. I enjoy me a good roleplay, okay, I do, but it’s always kinda intimidating to start writing for a new character (esp characters that I love so much and want to portray correctly yknow?) so I literally melt whenever y’all say that you can hear their voices or that I’ve nailed a characterization down. I pass out on the spot /pos

But anyway thank you so so much for this, it really made my night— I’ve been really enjoying getting back into this au and it makes me so happy that you guys enjoy it too!! (They ARE so cute, everyone saying that is right and they should keep saying it, I love them so much they’re just AOUGHRGUAHH) simply hugging u all aarhrhsrahruhrgaerhrabrhbarj /)o(\