#<- THIS. THIS LITTKE PIECE OF SHIT

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

Anybody else feel a sudden, seething rage?

No? Yeah me neither 🙂

[eltehdork]

We need more celebrities like David Tennant and less like Drake.

Just regular people with talent who care about other humans and just kinda stay in their lane otherwise

[ottomann]

I'm asking you about your Ocs,,,

HI FELLOW YUMESHIPPER TYSM FOR ASKING ABOUT MY IDIOT CHILDREN!!

So basically!!! They were all humans from different historical times (for example shauna was born in the 1960s and farley was born in the 1990s) but one day a scientist/doctor named Dottore (OHH MY GOD,MY SHAYLA,MY SHAYLA💜) chose a few random specimens and created a world where they could start their lives all over again in a new area,the area looks like England (specifically Birmingham) but it is not,here in this universe everything is legal,you can do whatever you want but you must never ever torment the creator,dottore invented some clones that would drive the main cast insane and teamed up with some villains to try and see how far the cast could go,would they give in and go insane or would they just be tormented to death?

Let's talk about the characters:

Heroes:

Shauna Tifton: She works at a fucking weed dispensary god bless this traumatised bitch i love her,she's only 49 💀 also she was brutally raped,abused and got her nose broken and also had a miscairrage,she lives with her aunt,dad and grandparents and is searching for her mum that abbandoned her,she is very positive and keeps smiling no matter what,she is Farley's wife.

Farley mann: a stupid fucking bitch i lob her,she is a comic artist and aspires to be the best comic artist ever,she's very immature and hyper and hates other comic artists who draw better than her also she loves the simpsons!

Cornelious "Cornie"v. Thompson: A pretentious faggot who loves theatrical things,he's a writer,artist and actor who js heavily inspired by sideshow bob,sideshow mel and shakespeare,his parents dissaproved of his passion for acting,calling it "gay" (SIR AND MA'AM YOU ARE RAISING A BISEXUSL KID) and abbandoned him but once he got famous they tried to use him for money but he didn't let them.

Tanner Richards: A spoiled,rich brat involved in a cult who gets rich via scamming followers,she's very annoying and passive-aggressive and is obsessed with Cornie.

Connor o' Connel: a woman who has 4 jobs and helps her family,she loves to make littke wooden sculptures and sell them on etsy and she gets into fights but she's very kind.

Selma ivanov: a fucking coffee shop worker who gets underpaid and was involved in child slavery as a kid.

Dottore: His real name is alfonso but he HATES that name,if you call him that he'll kill you,he does unethical and unlicenced medical procedures and is a scientist and is a manwhore,his mom abused him and his dad killed himself in the war because he didn't want him,he hates people who look like his parents and prefers to work 24/7.

Adeline silvestri: a young girl who teaches and is mean to students due to trauma,she loves her father despite him being a piece of shit and everyone in her family has a teaching job.

Ophelia desantis: Adeline's girlfriend,she's a ghost that died in a school library via being crushed by a bookshelf💀 is quiet,loves to read and sing!

Lastly..

Yoshiko hangai: A japanese-american boy who cheated on dottore and loves j-fashion and dancing and costume making,he has no trauma but is very scared and he can mutilate himself

[bwoahtastic]

I love Nico letting Kev get away with so much while she is pregnant, basically treating her like a queen. She is a bit demanding, and Nico has to fetch all kinds of weird snacks for her, but Hulk is also there to distract or help her out, so Nico is free to take care of the others. It makes a few of the others a bit jealous.

When Kevin finally gives birth, it's like she has completely changed and has suddenly become calm and happy. Like she has found inner peace looking at her baby. And the rest of the pack can't help but want to share in her happiness.

Oh yes! Nico treating Kev like a queen and letting her get away with being a littke shit. She gets Kevin snacks and drinks and gives her foot massages when Kevin complains she is aching! Hulk helps out distracting her too (and he just loves nosing her bump and cooing st their little bean in there!) The others get a bit jealous sometimes but also, everyone is just excited about the pup!

Kevin finally giving birth to her little daughter and she gets so calm and content! Just finding her piece with her pup (and hulk) and it's just bliss!

[peachblossom-odyssey]

How funny would it be if Arthur finds out where Percival is but when he shows up he’s told that Percival ran off to England some time ago to finally go and give his shitbag brother a piece of his mind.

Meanwhile Percy arrives in Wellington Wells and sees all the incredibly fucked up shit going on and has to shudder a littke at the idea of his grumpy asshole brother being one if these grinning sleepwalkers. He painstakingly tracks down Arthur’s office and he’s still so mad but the more he sees of this place the more he starts to wonder if maybe his brother hadn’t been having the wonderful safe life he’d always imagined the bastard having, and that the reason Arthur never tried to find him was because he didn’t remember him. And then he learns from Victoria or something that seeing a photo of Percy had been enough to break Arthur from the Joy haze, and instead of choosing to forget and be happy as most people would have, the fool had run off to go and find him like an idiot. Suddenly everything Percy knows is thrown into question, and he still feels that gnawing sting of betrayal but now it’s tempered with doubt and confusion and a nagging worry for his little brother that he’d never been able to fully suppress.

Then they meet again somehow while chasing each other around in circles and Arthur is remorseful and terrified and but determined to find a way to make it up to Percy even if it means leaving him alone forever, and Percy is confused and angry and a little alarmed at how spacey and thin Arthur has become. I just need the brothers to find each other again.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

Ok to the annon that just got posted fuck you, fuck you, die you fucking hoe i hope you step on a piece of lego and trip over a fridge, zuffer don't listen to the littke shit

It wasn't towards me this time!

See? Those fuckers keep attacking people who like Overhaul for NOTHING.

I AM LOSING MY COOL AND AHIT HERE- *starts yelling unknow stuff in portuguese as I walk around in circles*

[jackthunderboltyt]

Devils advocate: they won't put functioning ladders in the game cause todd says "functioning ladders are too hard to program" (even though he programs Jack shit and is just a mouth piece) so they wouldnt even consider it. Also they put so littke effort into fo4 as it is and you expect playable sex scenes?

fallout subreddit delivering high speed hits that tear through your psyche

[vengergreentag]

Comedy: JaN

By VeNgeR GrEenTag Louis CK was supposed to get on stage... with pants down and say... "I JUST WANTED... A FREE WANKER" "I DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO PAY WHORES FOR SHIT... I JUST DO NOT HAVE 'EM" "I WON'T PAY FOR MY PRIMAL SEXUAL INSTINCTS... I won't do it" I started using reddit... what dumb fucking place. Always negative and uninspiring... I HATE THOSE CUNTS I HATE EM... WHY they come up..... just in placee where people are trying out... FOR CRYING IT ALOUD... FOR GOD SAKE Do people understand language, do they? Do they really, understand it? Come on, here is a question which is bugging me these days... Its... If the baby dies... do I need to report it to someone? Do I need to tell people about it? Do I need to invite people? Can I just bury this small bitch..., underground? Here is a fun thing you can do... Bring in a AA and AN Meeting... Drugs and alcohol... and fuck them up... To NO FAP NATION... GUVE 'EM FEW HANDJOBS....JUST DO IT... FUCKING STINKY PIECE OF SHIT! Here is something which fucks me over... WOMEN THEY DO NOT NEED RIGHTS .... THEY JUST DON'T NEED 'EM... THEY HAVE ENOUGH RIGHTS Have you been into escort sites lately... you are fucked up... You are totally fucked. . NOW SUCK PUSSY PAY MONEY AND GET LAID OH LIFE SUCKS... IT JUST SUCKS... NO STUPID QUESTIONS NO SEX... NO ANAL... I GET IT... DON'T WE GET IT WE ALL NO SEX. . MEANS....NOTHING AROUND HOLES. I GET THIS ONE... BUT WHY YOU ARE EXPENSIVE.. MY DICK WILL GET NOTHING MORE THAN UGLY WHORES.. THATS ALRIGHT... I GONNA BANG FEW OLD LADIES... I GONNA BANG A GIRL IN A WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE I GIVE A FUCK ... I CARE Since when holes got so expensive... who is making up those nasty prices up. You can google everything... just everything you could be sick but you gonna find something for your taste... Giving blowjob to a horse... Oh whoa... What a gesture! Oh male gender... Oh god... men... No hatred at all.. I AM JUST AGAINST MAKE ATTRACTION AND SEDUCTION THOSE STINKY LITTKE FUCKS .... NEED TO BE INCARCERATED... THEY NEED TO BE LOCKED SOMEWHERE... NOTHING SAYS "I AM AWFUL" IN ENGLISH DICTIONARY THAN A SMELLY DICK AND HARD ON... JUST AWFUL SHIT 9/11 Was dozen times great than a smelly dicks of bunch of assholes.

[bloodstone-official]

So.. you tricked me FOR ALL THESE YEARS! YOU LITTKE PIECE OF SHIT

Bnha au

*aria is walking home checking her notes from the earlier battle when she bumps into Bella* ah! B-bell Chan!

[dontmockthetrex]

God damn worthless cry baby piece of shit can't do anything good for nothing littke girl

[thesmallestcinnamonrollofall]

Tagged by @iamtheepicemily i actually can do these now cause couldnt before gasptastic

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

2ND RULE: Fill in the categories

APPEARANCE:Im 5'6, pale af but freckles most of the year. Brown hair a little past my shoulders. Kinda underweight due to metabolism. If im not in my work uniform usually hoodies and jeans in the winter fallish months or a mix of dresses and t-shirts and tanktops and shorts in the summer

PERSONALITY: Pretty goofy yet somehow i get shy as hell first meeting people. Which either results in my acting super shy or super fucking hyper and there is no in between. Im good with people at work but anywhere else if im left alone with people i dont know and someone tries to talk to me i become an awkward turtle. Im really good with kids in small amounts of time. Like anything more than 2 or 3 hours and i get drained and snappy

ABILITY: Im not sure what to put here xD i can sing alto and a part soprano 2 parts. When i was in school i could write a paper that took most people 3 days in class the class before and get an A (it happened once okay let me think im smart xD) swimming is good

HOBBIES: Cappella group, youtube, and tumblr are all i really do at this point. I love swimming. Like a lot. I make mermaid tails that you swim in

EXPERIENCES: we went to disney for my sisters graduation a few years back and my mom was saying we had to ride its a small world before we left. I shit you not i made fnaf jokes the whole time cause it was so uncomfortable. Texted my dad most of them joking it was scarier than haunted mansion (i still agree it is to a degree but we did get stuck on HM) and my mom rolled her eyes most of the time.

MY LIFE: Currently working full time at a nursing home. Hours are weird and its kinda draining but i enjoy it. I have 4 sisters, 3 older and 1 younger, we all have diffrent relationships with each other. Like i love my littke sister to pieces and will make puns with her all the time, but one of my older sisters likes to cause drama so we go back and forth between being okay and me wanting to kick her butt. The other two and i make video game jokes a lot or anime. We have 4 dogs at my parents where i live. A 4 year old Collie named Reagan, 14 year old miniture dauchen named Vegas (fuck ik i spelled that wrong haha) 14 year old shizu named Gabby, and a 8 month old border collie named Basey. Every morning and when i get home from work Basey gets super excited and demands belly rubs after she jumps up to lick my face.

RELATIONSHIPS: im single and socially awkward. Friends wise i either make friebds with really great people or kinda bad people and usually cant tell the diffrent at first

RANDOM STUFF: i make some good af chocolate chip cookies. I love the halloween starburst. Thr majority of my christmas shopping is done already. I can hit the high note in Die from RWBY and i habe no clue how i can do some of weises songs but damn. I have 3 fish who all are goofy. Currently Basey is laying on the length of my leg

Uhhh shit who do i tag @ipredictacyborg @ekhoecho @diamondhubstuff @angelitalysrg @rwbymemes @sabes-d @candragoerk @fireflies-and-dandelions @void-of-the-memelord

Yall dont have to do the thing

Tagged by @uselessvalshit <33333

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

2ND RULE: Fill in the categories

APPEARANCE: I’m Chinese and real small. Like… 5 feet or smth. Long black hair, bad complexion, too goddamn thin (I weigh 87 pounds). I usually wear black pants and a hoodie when it’s cold and dresses when it’s hot.

PERSONALITY: I’m loud and shy at the same time ?? idk??? It really depends on my mood and how tired I am. I’m fine with talking to strangers casually, as long as they have no authority over me, and I’m almost always too goddamn loud when I’m with my friends. I’m never serious, don’t take anything I say seriously. I make self depreciating jokes a lot and half the things that come out my mouth is “I want to die” and “I want to sleep” which sometimes makes strangers confused and/or uncomfortable whoops. 

ABILITY: Low key dumb but good at cramming for school. I don’t do any performing arts crap nor any sports ^^; 

HOBBIES: Honestly… I spend too much time on tumblr and youtube. Youtube not as much anymore but STILL. I draw sometimes when I’m in the mood or something biG AND EXCITING happens in one of my fandoms and I MUST draw smth. I also volunteer a lot ig? is that a hobby? 

EXPERIENCES: When I was like 8 me and my cousins decided to play tug-of-war and I was the rope. Not a very good idea. Spoiler alert – I broke my arm. Most of my childhood consisted of me doing dumb things with my cousins. We were fangirls even then and wrote goddamn fanfics together. Mind you we were like 6 and the fics were REALLY REALLY bad but we had a lot of fun making them and even more fun rereading them now and crying over how grammatically incorrect and how cringey they are.

MY LIFE: uhh these days I’m just kinda drifting along, trying to keep my grades afloat. I have three siblings but all of them are in long-term relationships and mostly live with their SO, so I don’t see them much. My dad isn’t around much either but my mom is usually home (when she’s not working) I have two dogs to keep my company tho. I attend a needlessly super hard and stressing school soooo that takes up most of my day. I’m a junior now (the moST IMPORTANT AND STRESSFUL GRADE IN HS) so I’m looking for colleges and taking SATs and crap and its just ughhh

RELATIONSHIPS: Single but too tired for a relationship anyways. I have a group of rowdy and dorky asian friends that i love dearly

RANDOM STUFF: i drink like two cartons of chocolate milk every day, I’ve lost control of my life. It’s currently 6:07am cause I just finished my Spanish homework and I want death, Spanish is my worst subject. My queue pumps out 50 posts a day and as of right now my queue has 300 posts (the max) and I have 143 drafts saved. Help me. My dogs’ names are Oliver and Mason and I don’t think I’ll ever love anyone/anything as much as I love these dogs

This is real heckin personal stuff so, of course, y’all really don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. 

@endernadra @celestialanimeworld1 @thatsociallyawkwardgirl @gaysimulator @sabes-d @fox-fly @wakan-nai @thesmallestcinnamonrollofall @lilweebtrash