#<- ig. to not be an asshole <3
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bold thing for an opera fan to say but hearing phrases like 'i cant live my life without you', 'only death can tear us apart' and 'you are my heart/life/light/whatever' unironically makes me gag
#(ofc killua hxh is exempt from this 🙏)#so about that new helluva boss episode... 💀#anyway. dude going 'sei il mio amooor e tutta la miaaa viiitaaaa' at a guy he's been fucking once every few months for like a year at most#is deeply hilarious to me im sorry#but hey. the song was fun!#helluva boss spoilers#<- ig. to not be an asshole <3
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luke and hans friendship is so fun to me and i wish it was explored a little more in canon. like they absolutely yap about their mutual fear of leia and argue about ships and han teaches luke sabaac and luke teaches han some awful tatooinian game that is like horrifying (still workshopping this part) and they go drinking and are stupid and i wish we got to see more of that.
like anh they were so fun.... yap city.... and in esb they cared about each other but also gave each other shit like true friends... i wouldve liked to see that return more post hans carbonite incident bc lets face it. he would give luke so much shit for being a jedi
#wheres my post about luke needing to be reminded that hes human#han would help with that#bc hes an asshole <3#“oh is the last jedi master too good to save enough kaf for me in the morning?”#“han i dont drink kaf anymore ive told you this”#“oh right you fucked off to jedi forest land while i was a portrait & unlocked the ability to photosynthize. just great. some savior you r”#or something#um i figure theres probably more of them in books or comics or something#maybe ill go looking for those idk#send recs if you have them#luke skywalker#star wars#lukesguyliker#original trilogy#han solo#skysolo#bc ig this could be ship#princess leia
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i think about xigbar. why does he do those things
#looooove picking apart how hes characterized in different games in different contexts talking to different characters. <3.#how different people treat him. how he treats different people. how he talks to them. what he says. why.#was considering why he says ''be a good boy'' etc. in kh2 and not any other game#and im pretty sure its because in kh2 and no other game‚ sora is an active and unwitting/unwilling participant in the org's plan#like he isnt just gonna be their puppet like in DDD or their one-time opponent in the keyblade graveyard like in 3#in 2 hes killing heartless for kingdom hearts. so xigbar being like ''be a good boy'' ''have you been a good boy'' its related to that#like. behave. go along with the plan. etc. am i making sense. is this thing on#i love how hes a little condescending to YX but still supportive. in. yknow. his own way.#i love how he treats Roxas. huge asshole but also not burdened by babysitting duty like Larxene or Xaldin.#i love how he talks about Xion. i love that the dialogue implies he can see her real face. the Implications of that.#i love the little moment he has with dark riku in the keyblade graveyard. ''kid‚ take it away''#i love how irritated he gets about sora potentially mucking everything up in 3#he behaves differently around different people. like any person/character ig. maybe its like ''wow i love how he says dialogue <3''#like im taking the most basic ass observations about him and obsessing over it. ''wow hes so interesting when he stands there 🧍♂️''#idkkkkkkkk hes so interesting theres so much to pick apart.....#kh#blakeposts#xigbar scholarship tag#xigposts#xigbarnalysis
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SO excited for player 100 to die. I cannot WAIT for that old bastard to croak
#He’s such a fucking ASSHOLE WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE#GET HIM OUT OF HERE#Why is it that the worst characters always survive until the end 😭#Also fuck all of the men who wanted to kill a baby. A BABY#Gi-hun’s literally the only person who’s retained his humanity ig#Squid Game#Squid Game s3#Squid Game spoilers#Squid Game season 3
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im going to treat my experience at tit like im sitting down to watch a video of theirs, but longer and more dramatic and theatrical (and expensive). i think ppl are worrying a bit too much, like it's fine. this isn't fucking summer camp, you can be by yourself and still have fun. you don't need to feel bad or out of place if you dont find anyone to go with, or if you dont connect with anyone while waiting in line or if you're too nervous to strike up a conversation w your seat neighbours, like whatever it's fine. this isn't really a community event, you're not going to stand out if you dont have friends to go with. you're going to see those two losers sing and kiss on stage.
#especially for all my beloved geriatric phannies<3<3#and others ig#i look like an asshole and strangers still talk to me all the time so like... someone's gonna talk to you whether you want it or not#and that someone is me!! 30+ lesbian phannies in my dms when we could be married think about it
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#🦁hercules#hercules#god of war#god of war 3#gow3#gow#He is such an asshole (i want him)#hera is there too ig...
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That other fucker was a coward who hid. i dont hide. Fuck you and your weirdass fucking youtube gay mario fucking whatever. youre a freak for having an interest. go kys.
/totally genuine
thank you hamilton i know if youre going to bully me youd never hide <3
#funniest shit ive seen in like forever /gen#DW THEYRE MY FRIEND /gen /srs#THEY CAN BULLY ME!!!#“weirdass fucking youtube gay mario” is an really interesting way of saying king of soph but pop off ig#IF YOURE GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE DONT BE A COWARD!!! (or just dont be an asshole)#rpf#pc rpf#(?)#my first hate mail <3 /j#ali answers ask#off topic i think there's glass shards in my hand atm#idk just thought it was intersting
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I wish I could do media a normal amount tbh. Instead my brain goes ‘u must consume all available info about this thing before u can do anything else relating to it or properly enjoy it’
#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )#tbh I almost stopped fallout after ep1 like well now you have to play all 8 games including the ones that are damn near as old as u are#before u can enjoy this thing#but 8 games was a lot and the show was already out and I didn’t wanna miss out on the hype#(or the opportunity to drag bean all the way down to the deepest depths of vaultghoul hell)#but da doesn’t seem so bad. that’s only 3 games rn and 2 I already own#anyway played a little last night and perused the wiki for a while#still laughing about wondering if coop would be a grey warden#then reading what happens to grey wardens lol#which is fitting ig?#tbd
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Feels weirdly fucked up when you're majorly putting yourself out there by doing smth scary and then someone younger than you is also doing it, like hey what the hell man 😭 why do you have your shit figured out already
#DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.#like yknow not even being able to conceive of putting yourself out there in this way#and it took you a while to even ever think about putting yourself out there#and then person who is way younger than you is ALSO THERE#ig i feel a weird sorta imposter syndrome#and i dislike that im the older one in this scenario#shoo shoo i wanted someone older than me why am i the older one fuck off 😭😭😭😭😭😭#sry im being vague not ready to particularly discuss#BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN#im not like. deriding this person for putting themselves out there yknow#but its like. wait. why are you here.#age difference feels so big in college shdjfk so im like. why does a child have their shit figured out#the one guy on my last trip i took was annoyed at this but we kept going YOU'RE ONLY 18!?!?!?!?!?!?!#hahaha anyways. cant wait to have even more major imposter syndrome !! oh boy!!!!!!#im annoyed in a way rn i cant place it#aaaghhhhh idk like ig i just feel strange abt the age thing. like how it makes me feel in this particular context#SO VAGUE. apologies#why are you as a person younger than me applying for the same thing </3 <- i feel like a major asshole BUT. YEAH.#people go through life at a different pace yes yes yes#but idk ugh#catie.rambling.txt
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he’s v special to me but i will write whump of him bc im a cruel lover
^i say this but i’ve lost several people bc im ‘mean’ and my ‘jokes are rude’
#crypunk.wad#crypunk.dat#i bully my friends and SO that’s just how it is#< i hate when i warn people ‘hey im kinda an asshole if you can’t handle that just leave rn. before either of us end up hurt/sad’#low and behold i still end up upset but wtv ig sighs#also you can guess WHO im talking about :3#bc i am thinking of one in particular even if this applies to… all of them
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behold, another thing no one will understand except the stringly mold sillies in my mind.....tis an enigma....
#hand jumper#webtoon#juni chang#sayeon lee#min woo#ryujin kang#cell 3 ig#ishaan cha#if hj tumblr bros even exist consider the wild west of the hj discord server as well i swear it gets silly in there sometimes#moreso when there's actual episodes#ok now i will give SLIGHT context on this cancerous meme since it was a fic idea originally because believe it or not i used to have a brai#but the thoughts won#YES ISHAAN CAN BAKE#YES HE WAS BAKING WITH TSUBAKI AND DAHEE BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO HELP OUT#YES TAEHO AND JUNGWOO ARE THOSE MFS WHO WAIT IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL IT'S DONE TO EAT THEM#THEY ARE THOSE LITTLE ASSHOLES TO *ME*#and every time they win i make a shitty shitpost instead to compromise for the lack of comprehensive ideas in my brain#and idk how to format hcs tbh#and i'd take a bullet to the head than let them leak from my brain#it's chrisler man idk what to say#cell 4 gets to hype up christmas and go shopping on a budget or window shopping#but since juni's that good at finding those obscure gift stores that have almost anything for dirt cheap you BET she got cell 4 silly stuff#and she got one for ishaan but she'll tell cell 4 she gets 2 because she's the one with the card#no one questions this#peace and love#good day ig??#until again????#idk what else to tag#inconsistency is my specialty and i'm one to live up to it so forgive me on that one
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i did my best not to become a Ludwig fan but unfortunately he's won me over
#no hate to the guy i'm kidding ok#ig before i knew anything about him i got the wrong impression of him#he's actually so chill#i don't know what made me think he was like annoying or an asshole or something#he's such a sweetheart#and he's funny too tbh#granted i mostly watch his content in the form of edited clips on youtube but still#every time i see him i think 'look it's qt's boyfriend! :)'#<3#shriggy talks
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I have no idea what to say atp
#tw vent#vent#mom will come in at least 2 to 3 times a week just to look at me and say “you dont love me.”#and will not be receptive to any response wont leave wont take anything i have to say like thats just that#I don't get what im supposed to do or say to this now- nothing i can say will prove otherwise#i just come off as an uncaring person ig but at some point like your just not hearing or seeing anything im doing#its alwsys just you dont care#youre not listening#your an asshole you dont give a fuck#you dont love me#I DOO!! i do care#I dont know how to get anyone to believe this
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i. get the vibe that the more mainstream zelda fans are allergic to the idea of liking characters who like. do bad things
#the groups and works i avoid are ones that make characters who do generally questionable things into morally good/perfect people#idk. whenever people get nasty or w/s it seems to be when people ask reasonable questions abt the series’ morality#recent example in mind but like. idk. with more personal/petty examples i feel like people will just sand a character down to being nicer#or more decent to fit some mold and maybe while its still similar to canon its a lot less interesting#idk this is just a mini rant ill delete it later. god forbid we enjoy characters who make bad choices and are mean#idk i dont usually leave my little hole but it feels like the worst zelda fans are deep in purity culture regarding characters#and don’t analyze the text beyond what youre told and never going any deeper bc it would require thought and discomfort#idk ig with [character] (cuz i know thisll get picked ul by tag stuff) i just. dont like how he just gets turned into a decent guy?#like hes an asshole but thats it hes more pleasant than anything? its not not canon but its not interesting. its neuters him#yknow? like hes down for robbing people at the bare minimum shut uo about tax fraud he’s a thief literally in the text#im going off the rails. bht i feel like people lash out at characters who are unignorably grating or morally impure#and sand down the ones whose flaws can be ignored. ofc i feel like the main 3 esp with these last few games get the worst of it#and i can get why considering the issues baked into how this series work but it just makes a lot of things boring
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I think I’m just an asshole who hates my brothers for no reason
#Like ig there are some reasons#they just make me so angry by just existing#But I love my little sister so much like she’s the best person ever and I’d kill for her n she’s probably my favorite person in the world#Same w my cousin she’s an ass sometimes but I love her so much she’s one of my top 3 favorite people#n then w my brothers half the time I just want to yell at them or throw shit at them for absolutely no reason and I feel so horrible#bc yeah my older brother deserves it sometimes but my little brother is 10 he’s done nothing to deserve this#and I used to love him almost as much as my sister but I Fr can’t stand him now#n I feel like the worst person ever bc of it he has no one no cousins his age no sibling his age doesn’t go to school n only has a few fr#iends that he only sees a few times a year n plays fortnight w sometimes#N I’m the asshole sister that won’t even watch a movie with him#screaming
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in this weird place w Peter/Miguel where it literally just didn't interest me until I read the comics and nah i'm like ah. the narrative foils. the queer lens u can apply to elements of miguel's origin story. the fact i just really like their little friendship in the film. hm. may write something for it. maybe. i am placing my interpretation of that dynamic under my little microscope.
#the majority of fan content for it just. isnt really for me even tho its funny and obv something people are having a lot of fun w#partially because a lot of fics ive tried to read for i have like. critical difference of opinion when it comes to miguel characterisation#and partially because i think like. miguel is so hot and people want to fuck him just. isnt overly funny to me as a joke and its a joke LOT#of people are making simultaneously so its just not something personally doing anything for me (purely in a subjective sense)#which isnt like. anyones fault lmao its just how i personally react to it.#tunes talks spiderverse#anyways miguel congrats ur going to have a sexuality revelation in 30s ig <3#i swear i do NOT mean to be an an asshole or pretentious w this im just fkjsdhfjk the popular takes on the ship just arent for me personall#but im in the v funny space of going OH yeah i could write this in a way that would be interesting for me
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