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[miiilowo]

my mom just said "do you like the fluffy bunny?" to the kittens because theyre playing with a bunny cat toy and i thought she was fucking talking about me i cant do this anymore bye

[kingofflowers]

cuck-E-cheese

[kardulis]

not liking the implications of "jesus was seen in ohio" "danisnotjesus" and "amazingohio"

[gin-juice-tonic]

Well... vegetarians might find it a bit harder to stick to their diets, but it's a step up from feeling tempted to eat humans.

[misersdream]

Slay the Prince - Happily Ever After

[rin-hanarin]

More Lucanis and Crow!Rook shitpost because I saw a post about Lucanis and his twenty daggers and became obsessed. What if Rook is a Crow too? What then. FOURTY daggers?

Also I don't think Lucanis cares about killing someone outside of the job, but he's really close with this guy here.

[suntails]

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[wyrmwoodstar]

i don't think tumblr works well with threads so i'm starting to post these separately under a tag.

meow? meow.

[amphibianaday]

day 1401

[sidesteppostinghours]

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

oh man this is such a neat game haha, what a great way to show off some wips from the wip graveyard! let me just

oh.

oh no.

ohhhhh noo

yeah so um. i actually have the worst fic organization system known to man and will frequently just not name anything or (in the case of fhr) dump everything into one google/ellipsus doc. also i have to lie here because i have too many years old wips i cant show off, so im just gonna pick a select few. sorry @thecryptidenthusiast, but this is going to basically be a roulette adjsjdjs. im gonna split the big fhr doc into seperate wips, but all of those will also be untitled. i 🫶 not naming things.

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can these nosy bastards mind their own business for longer than 5 minutes? click to find out

mortum chkpoint 4

RAJHHHHH BUTCH CHEN

snippets so i dont forget

untitled (mortumstep whump prompt with chance)

untitled (ortega hears cyrus confession)

untitled (cecilia face reveal during sidestep days)

and for the congregation docs:

Two tboy swag men have very different ideas of how to deal with traumaTM (an old name since it was supposed to be one doc for one fic, i just never bothered to change the name)

- wildly inaccurate heartbreak fic from ortegas pov because i wrote this before i understood the lore of hb

- au where ortega never meets caine in the diner

- old chentega fic i forgot the plot of, something involving mod maintenance

fhr stuff because i am sooo normal chat

- cyrus whump prompt

- genderbent au f!chentega

im not gonna tag this many people, partly because im late so i dont know whos been tagged, partly because theres too many things listed here, but @localcryptic @arcadia09 @heartbreakincident @firststrikerr @dry-ketchup if yall wanna have a go at it!

[hylaversicolor]

peace of mind was not meant for me

[lilacs-stash]

Nickcase: yuri addition

[seaofreverie]

So I just had the best!!! time!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!! (Sparks London Night 1 report)

Miraculously got that second row spot and oh my god was this ethereal. I was dying so hard (positively) when I got there but then I also died a bit in the other sense from just having to stand there for an hour and a half straight but ofc it was so worth it to wait around both before the show and when we finally got inside. Also when we were nearing that hour and a half I figured this must mean no opener and yeah there was indeed no opener but I'm not sad about that, I don't know how much more standing around and waiting I would have been able to take (standing around during the actual show doesn't count ofc, I could be doing THAT for even 5 hours with no problem).

They really fogged up that stage before the show, so with all the lights on it looked so awesome, the whole sight of the venue behind us and all the fancy decorations.... it was truly beautiful. And then the boys walked on and oh my gosh Russell's flowery suit.... The best thing I've ever seen I was so overjoyed to see that. It was all so unreal, I of course rushed to the left side of the stage hoping for the most optimal Russell viewing from there and yeah, that was definitely some optimal Russell viewing.... Gosh......

Didn't think they'd still stick to So May We Start as an opener but they did and I'm so glad. And then Do Things My Own Way right after, so perfect. Russell's jumps and dances and everything right in front of me were the best thing ever and the way I was seeing it all in real life right in front of me after having seen so many minutes of recordings of that in the past couple of months.... Absolutely completely unreal.

SO MANY surprises on the setlist and most of my predictions were totally wrong, yet still... at least some of them I sort of pedicted. Goofing Off was definitely the biggest one in the sense of, had it written down on my list of biggest setlists bets / this HAS got to come back finally type of picks before I stopped adding to that list because it would have been like 100 songs long if I kept going. So when the strings intro of that song started I'm pretty sure I said something like "this is incredible" out loud lol. I was so amazed to hear it goddddd.

Other biggest NO WAY moments included Reinforcements (!!!!) and All You Ever Think About Is Sex (!!!!!) Whippings And Appologies (!!!!!!!!!) And oh my god, Please Don't Fuck Up My World. I was really hoping for a certain other ASDDD song (you can probably guess which one) and this was totally amazing (I actually had a bit of a prediction of them pulling out one of the more political songs on this tour and in my 00s obsessed spirit I hoped for Baby Baby Can I Invade Your Country a little bit... But I didn't see this one coming at all. It was an amazing song live, and I feel like it sort of fades into the background most of the time compared to many other 21st century songs, it's a bit more like an epilogue to ASDDD than a full fledged song to me but this, yeah.... It was the most wonderful thing I heart you Sparks!!!!!!)

Also had a feeling that they'd keep TGICIHL and that was AWESOME. First encore song and one of my fav momemts of the show for sure (altough it was truly just one an hour and a half long big neverending fav moment in all honesty). However I did not have a feeling that MTYCDT would still be there either but it was sooooo great. So so fun so amazing to bop along too (well, all of the songs were... as always. I clapped and bounced around so much today). And maybe I helped bring Beat The Clock back with my Born To Beat The Clock shirt today. Overall, 3 N1IH songs??? Academy Award Performance??????? Freaking amazing and totally unexpected once again. And Ron version of Suburban Homeboy oh my god that was the best.

Actually surprised by how little they focused on MAD! songs but I really can't be complaining about anything regarding this show. Running Up A Tab was as awesome as expected and JanSport gets even greater live too, I loved this version so much it just adds so much life to the song. Still kind of wishing Hit Me Baby or I-405 were on there too but we got so many unexpected deep cuts instead... it was truly the best.

My Way -> Number 1 In Heaven (RON SHUFFLE!!!!!) -> This Town, the awaited run of evergreen songs and it was ethereal amazing beautiful etc. Also THE LIGHTS were so great on this show, watching it all from up close helped me appreciate it even more I think... I actually thought those square light sort of boxes had something in the middle that looked just the tiniest bit like the MAD! frowns and I got so excited about the image of all these little frowns lightning up the stage. That didn't happen but what we actually got was in no way inferior to this idea.

Ok maybe the only thing I'm in any way sad about is the lack of My Baby's Taking Me Home, kind of funny to be feeling a little bit like dangggg when they started playing All That because, well, it's ALL THAT, but it meant no MBTMH after all, this being the second encore song... Again, surprised that they played both Lord Have Mercy and this but I was also so sad before about the idea of All That falling off the setlist possibly... So this was stunningly beautiful and there were some phone torches alight in the balconies, it looked truly so beautiful.

And of course last but not least Russell and Ron were so funny and awesome and there were so many little moments I loved and I'm going to be reminded of them all and relive them all through the one billion videos I took with my brother's phone and I'm so excited to look through them all as soon as possible because I think they're going to be really good ouuugghhhh. It helps that I have finally remembered that I can sometimes zoom in while recording for a better video... Truly could keep listing off moment after moment but the thing is I can't remember most of them off the top of my head so I'll just get round to those sometime later maybe.

This was the greatest thing in every way imaginable!! And now that I have a lot of pics and vids I think I'm just going to totally chill tomorrow and reexperience it all again while focusing on it all happening even more. I'm so glad there's still more to come you have no idea this was the best thing ever and I'm gonna do it all over again in just a couple of hours!!!!!! Lets all live forever guys sparks save the world and make everything worth it im SO happy.

[andrevascreencaps]

VtMB Screenshots Tagged by Location

• Santa Monica

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[midnight--capricorn]

whoops I made them both into cats (they feel like they'd be longer-furred cats)

Specifying what breeds they're supposed to be:

Alm- Norwegian Forest Cat (also yes I did give him the heterochromia, I will do that whenever a character is portrayed with two separate eye colours- which is mostly just Alm tbh, maybe Kyle at a stretch)

Celica- Persian (but not the type with the flat muzzle)

if you thought I'd left this behind, no I didn't, the creatures were just forming a little more

I do have an idea for one who isn't a cat or a dog. you'll see.

[rin-hanarin]

I got very excited about the recent Dragon Age news and made my future Antivan Crow Rook (name TBA.) and some memes.

He's a city(?) elf rogue and a bit of a dumbass, but hey, if we don't get Zevran in this game, at least I'll have a cringefail assassin at home, and it's not gonna be the "no bullshit 9-5 office man assassin" Lucanis.