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🚶‍♂️ We Are Better Separate | Lucifer x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: happy birthday @v-anrouge i can't believe you're getting so old lmao. also the angst part is awful because i havent written angst in a hot minute sorry :(

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: lucifer knows falling in love with you is wrong >> reader prns: not specified >> warning(s): angst hhaha ; possible ooc

Lucifer has never been in-tune with his feelings. It's always been a back-and-forth between his pride and his emotions, and his pride has always won. But when you came to the Devildom, he thought something might finally change.

You could tell that there was something different about Lucifer. Maybe it was the way that he walked, talked, or maybe it was all of the above. All you knew is that he was somehow an asshole and perfect at the same time.

And you were addicted.

He didn't mind the little gestures that you did for him. Actually, he welcomed them. His office was always open for you to pop your head in, and the coffee you poured him was always finished (even if you made it too bitter or too watered down).

As you read or played games silently while he worked, listening to a record of your choice, he wished if every day could be like that. The two of you together and never changing.

He hated that he loved the feeling.

Diavolo noticed that there was something different about Lucifer.

"Hey! Are you okay?" he asked the black-haired demon.

"Yes," Lucifer responded with. He fit his sin too much to tell the truth. That he wasn't okay.

"Lucifer." Diavolo frowned, pushing the topic.

"Everything is fine. I am fine." Lucifer lied through his teeth as he attempted to end the conversation.

It worked.

When you finally confessed to Lucifer, he didn't know how he was supposed to respond. But when he's at a loss, his sin takes over. Especially when it shouldn't.

"You should know that we cannot be in a relationship," he frowned involuntarily. "I'm one of the strongest demons in Devildom and you're just... a human."

"Yes, but—"

He cut you off. "No. We can't date. I don't reciprocate your feelings."

And as tears started to form in your eyes and he turned to walk away from you, he didn't know how to process the pit of guilt that started to form in his stomach.

>> lucifer taglist: @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim | @pastelmages

@xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie

@l1vyatan

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🪦 Graveyard Visits | Obey Me Brothers

>> requested: no >> a/n: tiktok feeds my angst-thinking brain

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: obey me boys at your grave after your death >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

LUCIFER

The eldest brother didn't visit your grave very often.

Although, he did have routine days where he did visit

On those days, none of his other brothers were allowed to visit

He wanted a day to just you and him

Like you had before

MAMMON

Mammon visits a lot

Almost every day

He talks to you about everything,

Almost as if you weren't gone in the first place

He assures you that it's alright that you're not around

But sometimes it's like he's assuring himself instead

That everything's alright without you

But for him, it's really not

LEVIATHAN

Levi doesn't know what to say when he visits

He doesn't know how to say what he wants to when he visits

Each time, he brings something that excites him

And yet he doesn't have any words to express it

He writes letters to you

But he doesn't have the heart to read them aloud

SATAN

He knows that humans have a short lifespan

Shorter than a lot of things

He read up on it and wanted to find a way for you to live longer

Satan blames both you and himself for not living longer

He visits on days when he's enraged by something

You, even when dead, seem to calm him down the easiest

ASMODEUS

The Avatar of Lust hesitates before he visits

He knows that he'll most likely cry when seeing your grave

And he doesn't want to ruin his image like that

Asmo only goes on special occasions

Like birthdays or holidays

BEELZEBUB

Beel visits occasionally

He likes to share food with you

Tells you about the things that he and Belphegor are up to

Gets defensive when someone besides his brothers are in the vicinity of your grave

He just wants to hug you again

BELPHEGOR

Belphie was definitely aware of your shorter lifespan

But he wasn't ready for your death to impact him so much

Hopes that when he sleeps he dreams of you

Looks at the stars hoping to see your face

He stargazes at your grave a lot too

He tells you the things about them that he didn't have time to

He wishes he did

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @l1vyatan | @kyraxiyn | @silly-ez | @ruggiethethuggie

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🏺 Broken Vases | Mammon x Reader

>> requested: yes, by @bluesylveon2 >> a/n: omg finally got around to this one :3

>> masterlist: obey me , 400 fllr. event >> summary: mammon tries to hide something he broke from you >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

You weren’t quite sure what you were looking at. Sure, your demon boyfriend looked guilty as fuck as he was trying to hide your prying gaze from whatever was behind him. But you weren’t sure what to do in this situation. 

“I’m guessing something eventful happened?” you questioned, looking into Mammon’s blue and gold eyes.

“Ahahaha…” Mammon rubbed the back of his neck, “I suppose ya could say that.”

“And something went wrong.”

“Ye– no! Nothin’ went wrong! It all went perfectly!!” Mammon fumbled his words, shaking his hands to try and help his statement.

“You’re a terrible liar,” you stated, unimpressed. 

His attitude turned into one even more embarrassed than before, if that was even possible.

“I might have…” Mammon mumbled the rest of his sentence under his breath, something that you were acutely aware your human ears couldn’t pick up on. But you weren’t sure if he knew that as well.

“What was that?”

“I might have broken a super important vase,” Mammon confessed. “But what’s the purpose of some old vase anyway?! Who needs that ugly old thing?”

Finally, you were allowed to look at the damage he had dealt. There, on the floor, were scattered pieces of an old vase.

“Why’d you touch it?”

“It looked expensive.” you understood Mammon’s scheme from that sentence alone. Somehow, he was always in debt, and forever making up the expenses that he had lost. You felt bad that he was subjected to stealing and gambling to try and break even once, but he needed to seriously learn some morals sometimes.

“You’re going to clean this up, right?” you looked at him. “Since it was your idea?”

“I mean…” Mammon trailed off. He most definitely wasn’t, if he could help it.

“If you clean it up and throw the shards out in the trash bin, I’ll say you were with me the whole day.”

“Deal!!” you could almost see Mammon’s eyes turned to sparkles when you offered to cover for him. He grabbed your hand in excitement, shook it, and then kissed it before dashing off to go find a broom.

“He’s such a dork…” you mumbled to yourself, turning around to go to Mammon's room, where’d you would wait for him to finish with cleaning the broken vase.

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @flqyd-is-lost | @kyraxiyn

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💰 He's Mammon | Mammon x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: this post doesn't mean im back i just had an idea and had to write it rq

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: he's mammon, of course he's your best man >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none!!

he's mammon, of course he asks everyone for just a couple extra bucks

he's mammon, of course he pulls you into his multilevel marketing schemes

he's mammon, of course he does stupid shit and then blames it on you

he's mammon, of course he would rather die than go into a haunted house alone

he's mammon, of course he brags about being your first man

he's mammon, of course he doesn't seem to want to hang out with anybody except you

he's mammon, of course he will follow you to the ends of the earth

he's mammon, of course he denies being in love with you

he's mammon, and he doesn't know that he's fallen for you until after he fell

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim | @pastelmage | @xphantasmagoriax |

@atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @l1vyatan

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🧥 Stolen Hoodie | Satan x Reader

>> requested: yes, by @ruggiethethuggie >> a/n: omg second satan fic this week

>> masterlist: obey me , 400 fllr. special >> summary: satan gets back his stolen hoodie >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

You barged into Satan’s room unannounced while he was reading, and started picking up books in search of something. Startling him, he threw up his book in surprise.

“Shit, shit, shit…” he mumbled as the book was up in the air. Luckily, he caught it, or it would have been an earful for you.

You could feel his emerald eyes on you as you sifted through the stacks of books.

“What are you doing?” He knew you knew better than to reorganize his books.

“I’m looking for my hoodie–” your voice was muffled as you looked under chairs and books.

“My hoodie, you mean.” he huffed.

“...” you looked up at him from where you were, kneeling on the floor. “No… you gave it to me! Therefore, mine.”

Satan got up and walked over to where you were looking, seeming to supervise what you were doing. “Well then. Go for it.”

“I will,” you said cockily before going back to searching behind stacks of books.

“Wait…” you said, almost done with searching Satan’s entire room. “How did you know what hoodie I was looking for…?”

Satan’s smug look broke for just a moment, before putting on a quizzical look. “What do you mean, love?”

“When I was looking for the hoodie, you assumed it was yours,” you pointed out, standing up. “But I have a couple of hoodies that are mine.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Satan picked up a random book and opened it. You knew he wasn’t actually reading it. What tipped you off about that was that he was holding it upside down. 

“Tell me where it is!” you lunged for him, latching onto his waist.

“I’m trying to read here.”

“The book is upside down! Tell me where you hid it you traitor!” you laughed.

“I put it in the wash.”

“WHAT.” you yelled, letting go of his torso. “Nooo!!!”

You ran out of his room, pausing once to stop a pile of books you knocked into from falling. Satan chuckled at your antics before looking back at his chair, where the hoodie was draped over its back.

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @flqyd-is-lost | @booming-spam | @kyraxiyn

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♟ Tiles | Mammon x Reader

>> requested: nope :D >> a/n: happy birthday ray!! @rayisalive

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: youre on the floor >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): depictions of blood & bruises

Mammon’s hands were shaky as he held your mangled body. He didn’t care that his brothers were there to see him break down. All he could do was focus on you.

You looked so perfect to him, even with a bruised neck and blood running down the side of your forehead. Your eyes were hazy, and it worsened his mood when he realized that the person he cherished the most would never look at him again.

His ears rang as his brothers yelled at each other. He couldn’t listen to them go off on each other, not when his brain was talking too much already. He couldn’t focus on two things talking simultaneously.

He took your hand in his and squoze it. Hard. Not like you would be able to feel it anyway. He felt every degree of heat leave your body. You were getting colder by the second. He pulled you closer to himself, trying to heat you up. Mammon was delusional, trying to keep you alive. He knew you were gone, he just didn’t want to admit it yet.

Mammon started murmuring sweet nothings to you. Anything that he could think of.

The ringing in his ears stopped, and everything was silent again. A hand reached down for his shoulder and he flinched; his world was too focused on you to remember what was going on around him.

He looked up at his younger brother Beel, unsure of what to do. Mammon was lost within his own thoughts, only keeping a tight grasp on you. He was sure that if you were awake that you would be complaining about how tight he was holding onto your hand, but he didn’t care.

He felt you moving away from him, but when he looked back over in hope, all he saw was Lucifer pulling you away from him. He wouldn’t fall for that. He fought with Lucifer over you, he wouldn’t lose you again.

Not again.

Two muscular arms wrapped around Mammon’s arms, restraining him from you. Finally he could see again.

Your body was being dragged away from him and he could not stop crying, no matter how much he tried. He didn’t want to look pathetic in front of his brothers because of your bloody and battered body in the foyer, but he just couldn’t stop himself.

Your body, being lifted off the tiles of the foyer by his big brother, limp and growing colder by the second.

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @flqyd-is-lost | @kyraxiyn

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💤 Weird Places Belphie!MC has Been Caught Sleeping In | Obey Me

>> requested: no >> a/n: none

>> masterlist: pact maker >> summary: belphie's kid mc is very sleepy and can sleep practically anywhere >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

The railing of RAD. Next to the spiral staircase. Like just balancing in the banister

The trunk of Mammon’s precious car

Taped to Lucifer’s ceiling because they were supposed to be doing a prank

On Levi’s PC. It was warm.

Three feet in the air, hanging by a shoelace

The stage of RAD during an award ceremony

Almost the oven. Twice.

On Diavolo’s shoulders, surprisingly

On a stretcher. Don’t ask. You don’t wanna know.

A blackjack table. Mammons fault not mine.

A ladder in Satan’s library

NOT THEIR BED.

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If you don't mind or if you're requests are open can I request for a GEN Z MC?

🧒 Gen Z!MC in the Devildom | Obey Me

>> requested: yes >> a/n: none

>> masterlist: pact maker >> summary: just gen z bullshit >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

This is so funny to me

Probably wouldn’t be surprised

“Huh, so the Karen’s were right.”

The demons would probably be extremely confused why you’re addressing a group of people with the name ’Karen’

You were pretty tame before learning that Lucifer picked you on an off-chance

That’s when you decided to make their lives hellish

Or well…

YOU GET THE POINT

Expect a lot of AC/DC and loud music to be blasting in your room

And then Mitski turns on because your playlist is a rollercoaster and you roll on the floor crying 🗿

And then it goes to hyperpop 💀

No one in that house will be getting any decent sleep

Don’t play uno

It wasn’t banned at one point

That was until you told Mammon about it

Why would you do that 😭

Broski made betting pools

Don’t do that again

Anywho

You walk into the dining room in the morning Most of the demon brothers are already there You had stayed up most of the night watching TikTok’s on your smuggled human-world phone You half yawning say, “So someone tried to bring back eating tide pods… like puhlease that was so 2015.” You’re most definitely getting bombarded with questions “MC… WHAT?!?” ⁃ “Tide… pods?”

Gen Z MC is just the strangest person to be around but they love you anyway 💪

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🐝 Uncorrelated Curriculars | Satan x Reader

>> commissioned!: by unnamed commissioner! >> a/n: thank you so much for commissioning me! i hope i got down all of the details and things you wanted :]

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: you and satan both have different tastes in activities >> reader prns: she/her >> warning(s): second person pov; flirting;

You had no idea how you got to be so lucky as to date someone like Satan. Such a calm, collected individual dating someone like you was totally mind-blowing. But now that you and he were together, there was no way in hell–well, the Devildom–that you were letting him go.

But as you and Satan spent more and more time together, both of you began to see the differences between your two personalities. You were someone who was more outgoing and willing to try new things. You enjoyed doing carpentry and rollerblading. You really got into the more dangerous extracurriculars that were offered at RAD. And Satan, someone who preferred to sit inside with a good book and a cat on his lap. Someone who would rather sit inside all day or wander to find a street cat to adopt.

For your first date as a couple, you took him out to the beehives that you were taking care of. Unfortunately for Satan, you didn’t tell him where the both of you were going. So he had quite the shock when he saw the swarms upon swarms of bees. He had held your hand through the suits the entire time the both of you were there. He tried his best to care about the names of the hives and what you and your group had named the Queen, but he was too focused on the bees that were way too close to his face. Bringing up a hand, he had swatted a couple of them away from his face.

“Hey, don’t do that, Satan,” you reach over to grab his other arm. You could see the very visible scowl that was on his face.

“These bees are just… so damn…” his arm broke free from your grasp as he hit some of the bees in front of him, accidentally squishing one in his hands. “Annoying!”

Next thing you knew, the both of you were being pushed towards the exit by your group members. When you two were split to take off the bee suits, one of your group members came over to say one thing to you.

“You’re welcome here when crazy-guy over there,” she points to Satan. “Isn’t tagging along. Don’t ruin this project for us.”

Just because Satan was a demon didn’t mean he was inhumane. He felt embarrassed for embarrassing you, and he felt bad that he got you kicked out of your own club (even though he didn’t know that you were still in it). So as an apology, he decided to take you to one of his favorite places. A cat library.

Stepping inside the building, you were astonished by the hugeness of the building. You were mesmerized by the tall pillars and the stain-glass ceiling. You could feel as Satan’s fingers intertwined with yours. You looked over at him, making it easier for him to read the confusion set on your face.

“It’s easy to get lost here on your first time,” he smiled softly. And you could tell that what he was saying was more than just intuition. “This way.”

As the two of you walked farther and farther into the library, it seemed to get bigger and bigger. Soon, you could start to smell a faint scent of coffee and lemon cake. “Wha–”

“Shh…” he softly shushed you. “Wait for it.”

In a few seconds, you found out what you were waiting for. As you rounded the next bookshelf, you were greeted with a small cafe. “Woah…”

“I know, right?” he stopped for a moment before tugging on your hand. “C’mon.”

As the two of you stood in line, you stared at the menu before sighing and grabbing a water bottle from the front cooler. You knew that having coffee or tea or anything with caffeine, really, would not be beneficial for you in such a quiet place. When Satan ordered his frappuccino, you could feel the eyes of the cashier on you.

“Well, pretty lady,” he said as he handed Satan his change. “How would you like to go on a date with the best demon in the Devildom?”

Satan’s hand tightened on yours. You knew what he was thinking; how does this moron not see your hand in his?

“I’m doing that right now,” you gave your best fake smile, really rubbing it in his face. “Thanks.”

You could feel the judgemental stare from the cashier soaking into your body. “You sure?”

“She said no, dipshit.” Satan said. You could tell it was getting harder and harder for him to keep his cool. “Go make my coffee, and stop being a perv.”

The cashier scoffed and turned away to go make your boyfriend’s frappuccino.

“Thanks, Satan.” you smiled, kissing him on the cheek.

“Of course, honey.” he chuckled when he saw your face flush red from embarrassment at the nickname.

And when you heard that laugh, oh that laugh, you knew you wanted to be with him for the rest of your life.

>> obey me! taglist: @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @oepionie | @flqyd-is-lost | @kyraxiyn | @booming-spam | @ruggiethethuggie

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I've never requested something before, so if this sounds weird feel free to delete it. Can I have a Teen!MC who thinks *insert character* is like a parental figure to them? Thank you!!!

👨‍👦 Parent to the Teen | Obey Me

>> requested: yes, by an anon >> a/n: Hello Anon, and thank you for requesting! Sorry this took a while, school is kicking my ass lol

>> masterlist: pact maker >> summary: Teen!MC who thinks __ is like a parental figure to them >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

Lucifer:

He probably notices when you go to him all the time for school assignments you do good on

“Lucifer, look how good I did! I’m so cool, aren’t I?”

“Yes, MC. You did wonderful.” He would reach up and pat the top of your head.

Only about the third or fourth time that something would happen would he start to understand.

I mean, he is the eldest brother of seven—well eight if we’re counting Lilith too

He’d confront you about it in a super stiff-but-relaxing way

In other words, in a very Lucifer way

He’d call you down to his office and you thought nothing of it until you saw a soft smile on his lips.

That’s definitely not normal.

“MC, do you perhaps see me as a... father figure?” Kind of has a hard time getting it out, although he knows what the answer is

You explain to him in whatever way best fits your personality, whether it be shyly or really obnoxiously, he’ll still accept you as his not really child child

But don’t think that means he’ll let you relax on your responsibilities!!!

Yeah he might not make you dust the whole house, but sweeping it? Still on the table

Cooking is off the table as something you are strictly prohibited from doing

He can’t have his “child” getting hurt, can he?

Satan kind of despises you and your closeness with Lucifer, and so does Belphie

Lucifer tries his best to keep you on the “good” side, whatever that means

​Mammon:

Literally one of the most oblivious people in the Devildom 

He’s still awesome, just... oblivious asf

Literally he would watch you follow his every movement down to his blinking and he’d just be like: “Copying the Great Mammon, are ya? It’s cause I’m just that cool, ain’t that right!”

You probably had to tell him because it took him so long

“WHAT? You... ya see me as a father figure? I mean, of course you do! I’m the Great Mammon after all!”

He would literally flaunt you to everyone

“Hey! Look at them go! That’s my ​​tiny human right there!”

Would brag about every tiny thing you did

“Look at this B+ they got in history! No, don’t look away Belphie, look right at their paper and don’t tell me it ain’t one of the coolest things.”

All the stuff he stole from you will not be sold anymore, but he’ll keep it hidden in his room somewhere for safekeeping

You know where to find the things anyway

Shopping sprees with Mammon are awesome 💸

​Although by the amount of stuff that he’s so ready to buy, you’re a little concerned that Lucifer is going to hand Mammon by the ankles

And even if he does get hung up, you try your best to either get him down or you tend to him almost the entire time

Leviathan:

Serpent boy notices after a while the amount of things you share with him, but he figured that it’s just part of being best friends with someone

Figures out your dynamic when you two are watching a family-type anime together

You’re just sitting right next to him—well maybe not rightnext to him, but close enough—a bucket of popcorn in hand, smiling while watching the episode

His face immediately flushes a bright red and sort of makes a squeaking noise

When you look over at him his face is buried into his hands

“Levi? What’s wrong?”

“You... oh Diavolo... uh... you?” He made a couple gestures with his hands

“Huh?” Your tone hurt him when it saddened. “I mean, I can go if you—“

“No!”

You were startled because this was a rarer time that Levi actually demanded something

“Allllllright?” You kind of just sat there, waiting for Levi to say something

“Uh... so you... you see me as a... as a um, parental figure?”

HE/THEY LEVI SUPREMACY

“Ah, yeah!” You just kind of said

You broke him

Good going MC

Levi’s face practically exploded

You better go get him an ice pack

Parental Levi is actually quite different towards you from best friend Levi

Makes you go to bed at reasonable times

You can’t watch anime or play video games until you finish your work

But he does allow you to just camp out in his room, and he’ll even make an effort to try and help you with your homework 

Maybe he’ll ask Lucifer if you can do online classes with him

If he sees you doing something with another demon 100% jealous protective Levi mode

He tries to keep you away from demons he thinks are a bad influence—Mammon but kind of Asmo too

​Satan:

​​This is kind of a tough one

I mean yeah, he does act like a mom sometimes 

But he’s like the youngest

And by that I mean he was ‘born’ the last

Like Lucifer, he would understand the situation, but he would probably not know how you see him in such a way

He’s basically the epitome of anger

He’d try to make his library as much of a safe space as possible for you, even though he would never bring up the subject of how you saw him

He’d probably research how to be a good father figure for you

If he searched up the human-realm internet, he’d probably find a whole bunch of milk jokes 

Have to ask you about those

You’d answer in the most ‘how stupid are you?’ tone ever

“Well Satan, it’s like my dad who happened to go out to get milk and never returned. It’s an excuse to leave my life lol.”

“Oh.”

Mans now kind of nervous but oh well

Keep calm and move on 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

​Protective dad too

Almost hovers over you when you’re talking to another demon because he has about 0% trust in them whatsoever

Asmodeus:

Father issues who?

Asmo really loves how you look up to him like that

I mean, who wouldn’t look up to him

But it’s you so it’s special

He’ll take you on loads of shopping trips and see if you can do some photo shoots with him

How cute!

He’ll definitely make sure no one says anything bad about you

Starts to manage your Devilgram account

100% wakes you up like 30 minutes before you’re supposed to to help you get ready for school and stuff

Helps you with boy/girl/people troubles

All in all just a very supportive parental figure who is very concerned for your social image

Beelzebub:

Another oblivious boy

Maybe not as much as Mammon but he still is

He enjoys the company that you bring when you do your homework while he works out

Tracks your nutritional habits and tries to make sure you’re eating the foods that a teenage human should be

He tries extra hard to not eat your food during meals

Beel is honestly one big softie when you get past the initial “can I eat them” bit

He’ll let you sit on his shoulders and command where you two are going

Just a big unintentional bodyguard

No lower level demon’ll be messing with you any day of the year

Belphegor:

How.

I don’t know how you would even see him as a father figure

He doesn’t either

Like he killed you for Diavolo’s sake!

But if you did...

Mans wouldn’t give two fucks

Just as long as you serve your purpose as a good pillow he gives about 0 shits what you do

“Belphie, you know I think of you like a father figure, right?”

“Mmh. I don’t care.” He mumbles as he goes back to sleep

That’s the end of that I guess

Diavolo:

Big man is hyped

Always wanted to be a father, even if it isn’t genetically

He let you sit on the throne once

And wear his crown

He almost made you the ruler of the Devildom for a week but Barbatos stopped him

That would have been for the better since knowing you, you probably would have gotten power hungry and cut off anyone’s heads who bothered you

It doesn’t stop you from being a menace though

You pick fights and then go to Diavolo when you get hit because you know everyone’s scared of him

Basically nicknamed MC the Menace

Don’t ask him for homework help

Just

Don’t

​Barbatos:

BUTLER MAN :D

Nice butler man 🤩

​He’s honestly so cool and one of the best figures you could want as a father one

Whenever Luke comes over to bake with him you’re already there ready to taste whatever masterpiece they’re making that day

Sometimes Barbatos will tell you about things he’s seen

But that’s only for special occasions

After you died he told you about your future in the Devildom and the other timeline you came from

Held you while you cried when you learned that you left the demon brothers in that timeline for good and at least Mammon went into a somewhat depressive state, and how your guardians in the human realm cried when they got a letter about your death

You’re just a material gworl 😩

​Simeon:

Feels blessed

Like truly blessed that you look up to him like that

He now has two children to take care of

Asks Lucifer if you’re allowed to move into Purgatory Hall with him

Bummed out if Lucifer says no

Really happy if Lucifer says yes

Either way you’re still going to have regular sleepovers with Luke

Simeon makes you learn those proper manners from that book though 😭

​The one about what utensils to use at the table and how to sit

Helicopter parent when you’re doing your homework‼‼‼

Solomon:

Magic man!

Magic man is proud

Magic man says: “Now I don’t know where you got the idea that I would be a good father figure, but oh well!”

You and Solomon get into too many shenanigans that I don’t have enough books on my shelf!

Lucifer would try to separate the two of you but somehow you always manage to get back together

Solomon made a charm for both of you that points in the direction of the other

So now you know what direction each other is in at all times

Mammon tried to sell it

You hit him

Wouldn’t have mattered anyway because Solomon cast a spell on it that would only hurt demons 

It’s practically unsellable

When you learned that the charm could open up you put a photo of yourself and Solomon in it, keeping you both together forever

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🔇 No-no Noise | Mammon x Reader

>> requested: yes, by @sidra-29 >> a/n: hi sidra!! <3 i didn't know what format you wanted this in so i did my best lol

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: mammon's s/o hates loud noises >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none(?)

Mammon doesn't actually get why you shy away from him

He doesn't get that he's suuuuper loud

Figure's youre scared of him because you jump everytime you enter a room

Doesn't remember that he literally SLAMS the door open

"Hey MC!" slam "Whatcha up to?" You jump, and shut your eyes while curling into a ball. "N-nothing!"

Eventually, he gets it

After five years (/j)

He does try to stop doing it as much

"Heya, MC!" Mammon opens the door, catching it before it hits the wall. "Hi, Mammon." you say, not scared by the slamming door.

Does kinda get freaked out when you get scared by fireworks

He doesn't know what to do

He's just a little dumb

Frantically goes around asking his brothers for help

Asmo ends up giving him earplugs for you

"Mammon!" Asmo's voice trailed from the other end of the balcony. "What?!" Mammon spun around, his vision blurry from worry. "Here," the demon's manicured hand held two orange earplugs. "Give these to MC to put in their ears."

Likes when you get scared of thunder

Not like he likes you being scared!!

But you cling onto him a lot

He likes feeling needed

>> obey me! taglist: @ch3lun | @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @epelys | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin

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Child!MC Hates Taking Baths

It was about seven in the evening(??) in the Devildom, and it was definitely not peaceful in the House of Lamentation. Currently, MC was playing an uninvited game of hide-and-seek with the 5 currently out-of-their-room brothers. It was MC's bath time, and they knew it better than anyone else in the house.

"MC! Come out sweetie; if you stay hidden any longer I'm going to start to form wrinkles!" Asmo's voice rang down the hallway.

Little MC heard that and a sudden image of Asmo with forehead creases suddenly flashed into their mind, making them giggle. Hurriedly, they pressed both of their hands to their mouth to muffle the sound, but the pinkette had already heard it.

"Oh MC~ I heard that you rascal." The demon's voice sounded with mock seething as he neared them.

MC couldn't stop their giggles from escaping their lips as they ran off from their hiding spot and turned a corner, going as fast as their little legs could carry them. But their happiness was soon cut short as they ran into a wall.

Well, not a wall.

More like Lucifer's legs.

Their giggling lessened as they saw the stern look of the oldest brother, but it didn't fully cease. Instead, they got up and dove straight through his legs, as they had spread apart in his effort to pick them up.

"MC, you have to take your bath now!" Lucifer called after them as he walked in their direction.

"NEVERRRRR!!!" They yelled back with delight.

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Soon enough, the small human had begun to tucker out from their thorough use of their energy. So when they saw white hair on a familiar form, they knew what they must do.

"Mams!" MC called out.

The second oldest brother's head whipped around from side-to-side to spot the child running toward him. He was only given a second to prepare before they launched themselves into his arms, and he fumbled to catch them.

"MC, ya need to take a bath, ya know? Lucifer's gonna be so pis-mad!" Mammon scolded the child, afraid of what the eldest would do to the both of them if he didn't bring the child to his brother right away.

"But I'm tired..." MC snuggled into Mammon's chest and closed their eyes.

"Aww..." Mammon murmered. "Hey! You can't just be doin' that to me..."

Mammon = Successfully Guilt-Tripped

"Fine, but just for today, alright?" Mammon whispered, although both he and the drifting child both knew that he was lying.

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By the time the brothers had found MC, they were curled into Mammon's side, as he was spread out starfish-style on his mattress, one arm wrapped around MC.

"Awwwww!!" Asmo squealed in delight. "Look at how cute they are!"

"Asmo, shut it. You're gonna wake MC up." Satan told his younger brother.

"Fine, fine. But of course I'm going to take some pictures! This opportunity is just to cute to pass up!"

And that is how MC didn't take a bath; Lucifer ended up with yet another headache, and cramps; and Mammon and MC went viral overnight... again.

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Child!MC Asks a Dumb Question but Is Completely Serious

Question: “Hey _______, why are blueberries blue?”

Lucifer

Takes a second to register the question since you had interrupted him during his time to do his papers

Once it does register in his mind he sighs before putting down his pen

Gives the simplest explanation humanly (demonly???) possible so he could get back to his work quickly.

Mammon

Laughs out loud

Lols and all are cool, but your question is still left unanswered.

Oh, yer bein’ serious about that?

Mammon doesn’t know

He really doesn’t

But he wants to look cool in front of you

Anything to look cool in front of you

So he’ll give you an in-depth explanation about why blueberries look the way they do

Even if it’s all made up

Leviathan

Google

Google google google

Or whatever the demon equivalent is down in the Devildom

Deviltube will be handy

Also Akupedia(??? Idk I made that up)

You’ll get the facts from (as Levi says) the best place in the Devildom! The internet 🤡

Satan

The best person to go for this question tbh

Probably has a book on it somewhere

Or has at least read one once

You will get your question answered. Of course you will.

But does the answer include some four-thousand words that you can’t bother to listen to? Oh most definitely

Asmodeus

Probably calls in Solomon

Really just has no clue

Asmo will hold you and do your hair while Solomon explains

Beelzebub

If you're holding a blueberry while asking the question he’ll ask to eat it

He’s never really questioned why food is a certain color

Nice going because now he’s curious too

But now he’s curious about everything 😅

He's learning today, but he won't forget you

Belphegor

Doesn’t know

Too tired to care

But if you bug him enough he’ll drag himself out of bed to go to Satan’s room for the answer

Diavolo

Diavolo learned it once but most likely forgot

Calls in Barbatos to help explain

Allows you to play with his gold rings while you both learn (just a HC that he wears gold rings)

Barbatos

He makes tea to explain it

But then after he makes the tea your mind goes to why it’s that color

Especially if it’s pink or something

Good luck Barbs because you just unlocked the inner curious of the child

Solomon

He knows

He asked the same thing when he was younger

The answer will not be scientifically correct

But he’s telling you the same thing his parents told him

What’s better than one misinformed human?

Two

Simeon

He doesn’t know

He’s never asked that before

It wasn’t a trivial matter to him so he’s never had to ask

But now you’re both heading to RAD’s library to get the answer to your question

Luke

Baby doesn’t know

But will still mock you for it

You’re dumb

Even though you’re like... 5-7

Please just figure out how to be his friend

But now you’ve got him wondering too

Do once he does find the answer he’ll brag to you and shows you it in an attempt to impress you

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☺ Validation Craver | Lucifer & Diavolo

>> requested: yes, by @dexpairs-blog >> a/n: Why not >:) I didn't know whether you wanted it to be a scenario or hcs so I made some bullet point hcs! I also did not know whether you wanted both of them to be together or not so I let it just mold how my brain said it would. Hope this is satisfactory!

>> masterlist: obey me >> summary: lucifer and diavolo both satiate your crave for validation >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

Lucifer

He enjoys seeing you happy about your achievements

You running to him with such a big smile on your face makes his day better

If he was scolding one of his brothers for not doing something to his standards, and you came into the room to tell him about a grade expecting praise or something, he will give it to you

He's proud of you.

You are doing so well to him

"Lucifer! Look at the grade I got!" You slam down a paper onto Lucifer's desk, disrupting his paperwork. "I got a 95!" Lucifer picks up the paper to look at the work you did. He looks more specifically at where you messed up, but it's okay. He's not mad at you. "You did wonderful, MC. Good job."

Diavolo

Literally gets so excited when you run up to him

Ready to pick you up and swing you around in circles with your legs dangling, while laughing like a child

Of course, Barbatos is silently laughing behind his hand at the two of you

He will abandon all of his work for you in an instant (not that he doesn't anyway)

He takes you out for ice cream or a trip or something every time

Just as excited as you

"DIAVOLOOOOOOOOOO~" You yell as you run towards the Demon Prince, a paper in your hand. He instinctively turns around and catches you inthe nick of time, as you fling yourself onto him. "Diavolo! I got a 96!" You smile up at him. "AHAHAHA, You did so well, MC!" Diavolo twirls you around in his arms. "Lets go get you something as a reward!" "Master-" Barbatos cuts in. "It can wait, Barbatos! We have to get something for MC to show how well they did right now!"

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Ok, I had this werid idea on what if Kid Mc STRAIGHT UP HATES HUMANS despite being one their self.

(Like, they were probably abused in the passed or treated like a monster so they just hated humans)

(Idk if they gonna be Belphies best friend)

No because that would be so funny 💀

There would be so much confusion when the brothers + “undateables” ask you if you want to go to the human world to “connect” with “your culture” and you just say no. And then when they try to force you, you just start crying and shit. Best way to induce stress and panic 🥺🤞

Bro Belphie would have so much fun shitting on the human culture with you.

If you grew up in the Devildom (which you probably did tbh) and say something along the lines of “I’d rather be a demon than a human,” they’d all be positively surprised. But also like????? No you don’t????? We hope you don’t!??

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Unhinged things MC would say, since they hate their own species 💀:

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“Let’s go on an outing!” — MC

“Where to?” — any demon/angel/solomon

“To find me a cute spot to die at so I don’t have to be one of these wretched things they call humans anymore 😍🥰” — MC

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“I hate humans.” — MC

“Oh, ditto.” — Belphie

“Omg twinsies!” — MC

“Oh wait shit I’m not supposed to say God—” — MC, again.

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They would all probably be concerned for you and your hate towards humans.

Like 💀 bros really hating on their own culture over here.

Lucifer probably signed you up for some deep-ass therapy sessions 😔

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Gen Z!MC Headcanons

Gen Z!MC I KNOW would be finding ways to gamble or something. They hang out with Mammon for gods sakes. It’s inevitable.

They also have snuck out of their room and almost broken bones in The House jumping out of windows to do illegal shit in the dead of night.

Probably has a bounty on their head. But no one suspects them. If someone does though that person literally can’t do ANYTHING about it. MC has pacts with some of the strongest demons in all of the Devildom. They can force any of them to do anything they want.

Most likely though Gen Z!MC won’t use the pacts for their own benefit. Because my body stuff. 💪💪💪💪