#@spxcemuses

[letsbereasonable]

@spxcemuses

"Responding appropriately, I do agree that pineapple shouldn't go on pizza, and I'm sure Disgust would agree, too. Grossness might strongly disagree, but we'll get to her later. However, don't you think you're overreacting a little?", Reason asks, "And responding reasonably, is this really what we should be focusing on right now?"

“ You should immediately be sent to jail if you put pineapple on pizza.”

“ People do not understand that fruit doesn’t belong on it! It’s a disgrace, especially to the Hawaiians! Hawaiian pizza, more like Dumb-waiian pizza! San Francisco's especially to blame here!! ”

[bigidiotenergytm]

❛ Maybe you and I could make a deal. ❜ (Hades/Odysseus! also you don't have to answer all these if you don't wanna, just felt like sending some in! they're from the epic: the musical starters!)

They were the exact words Odysseus had offered the Cyclops.

"... Maybe we COULD, Epithet Hades."

In the Underworld. It'd been the only escape from Poseidon's seas— but that doesn't mean the visit's been WELCOMING. The souls of his crew had come to his boat as they crossed the River Styx. The dead CLAWING at the wood, all but to ask one simple question: Why did you let the Cyclops LIVE, Captain?

Did it matter to Hades? Did it matter, the souls that came here? Did the God of the Underworld prefer a Cyclops over 558 more souls? DID HE EVEN CARE?

He cares enough to approach the King of Ithaca whilst he drowns in his thoughts alone. Cares enough to TAKE ADVANTAGE of the mortal vulnerability. Cares enough to try and strike a deal with him. Like every other God. Odysseus stands still. Quiet. Only staring at the blackened reflection in a puddle below him. Before he turns around on his heel, a firm stare towards the God. "Is THAT what you want to hear, God of the Underworld?"

[bigspinachpuff]

@spxcemuses asked: 🐱 (at first), 🐰(now) From here: 🥧

I love that little shift. I know I can give off a bit of a 'quiet and intense' vibe when people first stumble across the blog (must be all the long threads), but I’m really just vibing in my corner with tea, plants, and my Kronk brainrot.

Thank you for sticking around long enough to see both sides!

[lady-scorpion-and-friends]

I took a HUGE TIME!!! Seriously, I wanted to draw this sketch very badly, this was both inspired by a few Helluva Boss episodes, mostly the one where Blitzo tells Stolas what he thought of him.

Also and once again inspired by my rps with @spxcemuses, in this one I literally had the idea of how Big Jack Horner would grew tired of Valentina 'show off' all of her things she has due her popularity but keeping in mind that the MAJOR difference between them it's obvious that it's because of her magic, however I believe Jack is the type of guy that doesn't see the struggles people with magic go thru. Anyway, I remember that in the movie the Serpent Sisters found the map for the wishing star but how he got that information considering that he send two criminals for the job? Well I have a theory that Jack got it from someone that had some contacts.

So in this I'm making a story where Valentina (my OC) would be the one that gave that information to him however as her Annual Gala approach, she realizes that her feelings towards Jack were growing (a friendship though nothing more) but she knew jack wouldn't felt that as he cares of himself so at the night of her Gala, she gave him the location of the map however she gave him a choice where he could live with her support or they go parted ways, of course Jack would be furious and basically told everything he hated about her because in his head, she's all 'sweet and sugar' type of girl, basically calling her a 'Princess wanna-be', that in a way does hurt Valentina but she refuses to cry in front of him but she still shed a tear as she spoke to him before she teleport herself saying that she could no longer support him in any way however Jack would be way more surprise to the fact that Valentina, somehow being the Bringer of Love like her could also express emotions like anger or sadness.

Keeping in mind that this is merely a story that I created inspired on my rps that I wanted to share here and I hope you all enjoy it though.

[majoraslion]

*Kaiti thinks for a moment and listens to him describe himself as her ears twitch as she is more focused on his words.* "Oh..Ohhh! That makes more sense, I thought you was more of a medical priest. You know a...uh witch doctor." *She rubs her neck and coughs.*

"Anyway that's alot of stuff, seems your a very talented and busy man. I see you don't have much time to relax or do anything for yourself. Seems stressful.." *She says softly now as she looks at him with a curious look.*

"Well not t' pry but what about yer social life? You have a mate?" *She corrected herself there for a moment.* "Sorry do you date, I'm used t' saying mate from where I am from. I'm guessing alot girls like you huh?"

Kaiti bods softly in agreement and she softly steps beside the man stretching a bit. “Exploring th’ city with you sounds nice. Can see things and talk.” Nothing better than talking to get to know one another, she waves her tail softly. “I do mean to ask. What do you usually do Tzekel-kan, I mean t’ relax. I’m sure you work real hard around here.” She’s curious about his job but like to know how the man relaxes after a long day.

“If ya don’t mind telling me. I like t’ get t’ know more about ya. Which of course if you want the favor returned I’ll tell you anything you want t’ know about me.” She makes sure to stick close to him so she don’t lag behind.

[pumpkinhcad]

you know what is funny? I watched that episode and when he got the octopus doll I was like "hey...something's familiar here-" and I loved that it represented The Eyes in a way. although I was sad that it wasn't really his parents that got him the gift :( (if I remember correctly; memory might be different & correct me if I am wrong!)

HAMMY'S POSTING. You're correct! Grandpa Wonder bought that plushie because their parents failed to fulfill their promise of calling, and Susie is the only one who noticed he had the receipt for it. Gotta love grandpa, it's obvious he is very aware of what his grandchildren are going through and wants to soften the fall (even if it only worked on one of them). I imagine it was Pump who was the most obsessive over the phone that day (he was very disappointed when he picked up the phone at the start of the episode and it was Lila on the other side), so if he had realized their parents never called... he would have taken it really hard. So I get why Grandpa did it, even if it came off as very bittersweet. It's a white lie, like when your first pet hamster passes away and your parents buy you a new one to make you think it got better. You just don't wanna break a little one's heart like that. They're too young to fully grasp these ideas. But yeah, it doesn't surprise me that I might not the first person to notice the octopus/Eyes association! It's nice that they strengthen that connection Pump and Eyes share too. Tho' it's funny I only noticed now because of that scrapped ending lol. We really got lucky it didn't go down that way.

[opportunistic-chicanery]

🍨 What is the mun’s favorite ice cream flavour? (muse talking about mun meme 👀)

"How should I know? I don't do her shopping. Why don't you ask her yourself?"

"Kid! Get over here! This noisy ninny has some inane question for you."

[phoenixduelist]

“Look into my eyes” (Ruber for Queen!Rozy because my brain go brr-)

Meme

I see:

Absolute Conviction | Aggression | Ambition | Anger | Anxiety | Apathy | Arrogance | Bloodthirst | Bravery | Compassion | Confidence | Conflict | Courage | Darkness | Defeat | Denial | Desire | Despair | Determination | Devotion | Disappointment | Distrust | Dominance | Emptiness | an Enemy an Entertainment | Enlightenment | Envy | Excitement | Exhaustion | Elitism | Experience | Fear | a Friend | a Future | Gentleness | Greed | Grief | Guilt | Honesty | Honor | Hope | Hostility | Ignorance | an Illness | Insecurity | Integrity | Intoxication | Kindness | Lies | Loneliness | Longing | Loss | a Lover | Loyalty | Malicious Intent | Mania | Melancholy | Misery | Negativity | Overcompensation | Pain | Paranoia | Passion | Perseverance | Pettiness | Pity | Positivity | Pressure | Pride | a Purpose | Racism | Regret | Resentment | Resignation | Resolve | Sadness | Self-Hatred | Sexism | Shattered Remains | a Shining Light | Something Familiar | Spite | Stress | Stupidity | Submission | Tranquility | Trauma | Trust | Vengeance | Warmth | Wisdom | Wrath | a Cry for Help | Something Eating Your Mind | the Years have Changed You

You’re:

Animalistic | Approachable | Broken | Closed-Off | Cold | Crafty | Crazy | Defensive | Devious | Difficult | Disheartened | Emotionally Detached | Frightened | Frightening | Genuine | Guarded | Headstrong | Heartless | Human | Immature | Impatient | Inhuman | Insane | Intuitive | Lost | Mature | Noble | Patient | Pitiful | Primitive | Pure | Reliable | Remorseless | Reserved | Resourceful | Short-Tempered | Simplistic | Sly | Soft-Hearted | Struggling | a Threat | Trapped | a Troublemaker | Trusting | Understanding | Unique | Unpredictable | Unwavering | a Victim | Wicked | Feeling Vindictive | Guilty of Something | Hiding Something | Lost in Thought | Planning Something | Scared of Me | Scaring Me | Someone I can Trust | Someone I Can’t Recognize Anymore | Someone to Fear | Someone Worthy of Respect | Weak to Manipulation | Weighed by Something

You:

Aren’t Being Yourself | Belittle Yourself | Don’t Want to Hurt Me | Don’t Want to Leave Me | Drown Yourself in Something | Feel Alone | Feel Empowered | Have a Plan that Involves Me | Have No One Else to Turn to | Have Nowhere Else to Go | Have Seen Some Things | Haven’t Been Sleeping | Lie to Yourself | Lost Faith/Trust in Me | Lost Something/Someone Important | Need Me/my Help | No Longer Believe Me | See Me as a Thing | See Me as Someone Else | Seek to Hurt/Harm | Seek to Manipulate | Think Highly of Yourself | Think I’m Hiding Something | Think Little of Yourself | Think You Know Best | Want to Hurt Me | Want to Protect Me | Want to Sleep with Me | Want to Use Me

[viciouslyfilthy]

"what did you think was gonna happen ?!" (Beetlejuice to Rotgut or whoever you wish; from this meme)

"I thought saying your name three times reversed would turn you inside out like a sock... or perhaps exorcise you? I haven't kept up with how ghosts work.

AAAAAAAND! it sounds more complex. Mysterious, even. Icy... err"

He looked down at a crumpled piece of paper, scratching the side of his head, eyes squinted, eyebrows knitted as the smaller man seemed to put all his focus on deciphering his own writing.

"Ehhh.. Eecyiuj..elteeb..... ugh.. no, no. On second thought. That sounds like gibberish."

[boombambaby]

@spxcemuses asked: ʘ‿ʘ (i admit it, i do. your blog is fun and so are the others you write with! ^^) [ taken from here! ]

sdhfbdsf thank you so much!! I try hard to keep it lighthearted around here lol The folks I have the pleasure of writing with are amazing, I'm super stoked to know people are enjoying our stories as much as I am!

[evisconti]

man i am so sorry that anon had to be so damn disrespectful to you, especially when you came back. that's scummy. hope things do get better. by the way i hope you're doing alright, i wasn't expecting you coming back but i did miss you & ercole on this blog!! <33

yeah i have no idea what that guy's problem is. it's fine. wehh thank you though!!! you're so sweet 😁❤️ i can't run away from the ercole virus forever... AND NEITHER CAN YOU!!!!!

[timidblues]

Her first day had been...eventful, to say the least. Not only she was already stressed about being all new, but let's say that...Sun didn't help, either.

Sure, she could tell he was trying very hard to welcome her and that he genuinely seemed excited to see her― but she could also tell he was constantly on edge, and that only added to her anxiety.

Nevertheless, she still stayed kind to him, knowing that his little remarks were just from him being very stressed out. She felt sympathy for him. After all, who wouldn't when he was so panicked?

The blonde made a quick work of jogging towards the play structure once she was told how to fix the lights, crawling in and trying her best to find that faulty generator.

Sun's words only made her panic further though, a small whimper leaving her as she navigated through the structure.

* S-Sorry! This play structure is a maze!

She responded, shuffling through the tight walls as she crawled. Who even thought it was a good idea of putting the generators in there?!

* Oh! Found it!

The frenchette chirped, and just like that― all the lights in the daycare were back to normal! Sophia was seen crawling out a couple seconds after, letting out a groan as she stood back up and dusted her clothes. She was quick to walk back to Sun though, an apologetic smile on her face.

* Sorry for taking so long...my sense of direction is pretty bad. Are you feeling better now?...

Her eyes looked back up at him, full of concern despite him being a little snippy at her. Why did she care so much about him? And why wasn't she getting mad?

@timidblues asked: ❛  just relax and let me take care of everything else.  ❜ for Sun, please :)

[ 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑭𝑳𝑼𝑭𝑭𝒀 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ] | Always Accepting

Thank you for the ask! Please ask me before continuing it into a thread.

It was difficult for Sun to stay still, the attendant making small distressed noises and squirming in his spot as she reassured him. As much as her words were appreciated, he wasn't used to having help. The lights flickering above didn't help settle his nerves, either. How was she supposed to deal with the flickering lights in addition to a group of rowdy young children?

" How am I supposed to r-relax if you're taking foreverr?! The lights are supposed to stay on, on! The kids are going to be scared of the dark! Can't work in the dark! "

He exclaims, hands gesturing wildly as he watches her slowly walk away from his presence. Sunrise was growing antsy and impatient, but he remains still, hoping to try and relax despite all the stress going on.

[aslyfcx]

@spxcemuses || x

Nick sighed. Of course everywhere he goes, there's always going to be some who's suspicious of foxes in which he's okay with but sometimes--it's exhausting to try to show others he's not that kind of fox. "Alright, you gotta a good point there." He exhales, fixing his tie up a bit. "How about this, how about I show you I'm not one of those foxes who steals, lies, tricks, or any of the following else that foxes are assumed to do?"

As much as he wanted to answer Anger's question, he didn't really want to push his luck so far and he didn't blame Anger for being wary.

[joyfcll]

"I just feel bad, because you're always doing so much for me, and I want to do more for you!" (Anxiety to Joy; from this meme)

talking to the caretaker ! / accepting !

𖤓°⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ joy's smile grew soft . now that the two had gotten time to actually work together , joy was FINALLY starting to understand anxiety's ups and downs . joy put a glowing hand on the orange emotion's shoulders and squeezed it lightly .

❝ you already do so much , anxiety. for me , and for riley, ❞ joy said . ❝ your ability to think ahead is an invaluable part of the team. there's a lot we wouldn't be able to do or even have thought to do this year without your help. i mean , riley's tried out so many new clubs and activities now! and she's getting along with all of her new friends . i couldn't have made it ALL happen by myself . — you're doing a great job . ❞

[hellcab]

⭐ (I know we haven't really written together yet, but I love that we're mutuals because you are really down-to-earth and I love the vibe Roth has with being a demonic cab driver and everything, love the shenanigans he gets up to! <3)

Thank you very much Space! Also, my apologies on not interacting much. My job tires me out most of the time.

Despite that, I really would love to start interacting. I think we had something planned with Roth and Hades. Which honestly, I would love to have them spread shenanigans. Just two blue dudes vibing.

Again though, thank you very much!

[majoraslion]

"Oh its really good. You take th' chocolate, some milk, sugar and boil it together. Usually you can add things t' it like marshmallows or candy canes to add extra flavor. Let it cool before drinking of course but it's good t' keep warm on a cold day."

*Kaiti tilts her head though when he mentions a special drink called xocolatl and she listens to his words about how it's used in rituals.*

"I've never heard of that actually, it sounds like it's a drink that's special and highly used for that. I didn't know chocolate had many properties that was good for you."

She let’s out a small laugh at his cheeks getting red from embarrassment and she softly leans on her paws. “Hey it’s no problem t’ me, sometimes you get messy with good food. But it’s nothing really. You enjoy it.” She let’s out what sounds like a soft purr. “Plus seeing you smile and being like this is pure adorable t’ me.” She isn’t wrong She loves seeing Tzekel-kan happy, and maybe this could warm him up to her more. “What do you usually do with chocolate. I can show you more things to make with it besides th’ strawberries. If you like this sweet then you’d love hot chocolate!” She waves her tail softly watching him again ¹