#[ ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕠𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: Crack RP ]

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“I am cringe, but I am free.”

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“You know ‘ye old phrase: If you can’t stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen?”

“...But what do you do if she can stand the heat and wants her kitchen to have Helios in it???? Honestly! Good for her!”

“Kore please….”

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“Oh my god, Dabi’s endeavor is trying to kill Endeavor.”

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“The name Korecob is now dead to me.”

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🌸 → ❝  FMK time Mr. Flashy. YOUR WIVES.❞ (To Tengen)

Fuck, Marry, Kill. Send me three names.

“Simple. Marry and fuck my wives, and kill the demons. Duh.”

Tengen, no-

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strxight-up-villxin​:

Silly string? Neito’s room?! Was this girl after his heart or what? Denki beamed wildly at the suggestion. Man, he wished the others could be in on this party.

“Sounds good, sister! Lead the way!” 

Denki, for godsake, you’re already failing classes, why risk the expulsion too?!

“Alright, gimme a minute, I know the code to get in.”

And one giant as FUCK hand moved to just PUNCH the door down.

X gon give it to ya playing in the background.

“Aim, and FIREEE-!!”

Thats it, see all the T.V screens? Destroyed. By the sheer amount of pink silly string all over it--

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Swatting Demeter away with a broom.

“Shoo. Go away.”

“HISSSSSSS-”

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► eat grass smoke ass live the heapass way (No I'm sorry don't actually do this I just wanted to be included---)

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey: Always accepting!

Quietly munches on grass.

“..Smoke ass?”

Verosika moves to literally set a humans ass on fire, and bites at it-

“HOW CAN YOU SMOKE ASS? IT DOESN’T WORK?”

Poor tim, he’s in so much pain.

Octavia has stolen the IMP-mobile, and is driving off fast as fuck.

She is gone now.

It’s the hea-pass way, after all--

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“WHAT DID I DO-?????”

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"Oh, my sweet spring future sister-in-law." He slunk an arm across her shoulders and spoke through a tight grin. "Never Oracle anything." - olympianlight

"...."

....She wants to now, but now she's afraid.

“Understood.”

..Now a pause.

“...Erm-”

....

“...I guess golden showers explains why your hair looks nice?..”

You tried a compliment Kore. You tried.

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Quietly moves to polish the ‘No hornii’ water bottle to squirt 115 with later.

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“--How completely IRONIC is it that the homunculus of Mondstat IS THE ONLY ONE THAT TREATS THE TRAVELLER LIKE A PERSON?”

“HM? THERE’S IRONY HERE!”

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“No. No its okay. I’ll just-- ask my therapist about it. And beg mother to never mention that nickname ever.”