#[ 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣: Verosika Mayday ]

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“If there’s nothing but pain, put it on me..~”

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@strikers-saloon​ heard a little tune..

“Collar on her neck and her ass real fat, ya know?”

Verosika casually pops her gum, before arching a brow.

“..What?”

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► eat grass smoke ass live the heapass way (No I'm sorry don't actually do this I just wanted to be included---)

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey: Always accepting!

Quietly munches on grass.

“..Smoke ass?”

Verosika moves to literally set a humans ass on fire, and bites at it-

“HOW CAN YOU SMOKE ASS? IT DOESN’T WORK?”

Poor tim, he’s in so much pain.

Octavia has stolen the IMP-mobile, and is driving off fast as fuck.

She is gone now.

It’s the hea-pass way, after all--

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📂📂📂 For Angel, Charlie, Cherri, Loona, Millie, and Vero :3

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

Angel didn’t have a gold tooth, until someone knocked his tooth out of him in hell.

He’s still proud of it though.

He also loves sweets-- Dude loves ice cream the most, and made that shit homemade in his life.

Ironically, its also the only thing he can cook. He’s a shit cook regardless.

Charlie may be someone that doesn’t like violence, but she isn’t exactly defenseless either. If push comes to shove, she can defend herself quite easily, and technically has broken her ex’s arm before because of it.

She also, much prefers cheesy musicals compared to tragic musicals.

She’s also a bit clueless about tech!

She was a big fan of grunge music in life.

Her hair also probably smells of intense hairspray bc..how else???

She actually stole a exterminators weapon once, and on extermination day, uses it to defend herself against angels--

Loona hates big crowds / public spaces, and usually hugs the wall.

She is actually a big fan of ‘free to play’ games and gachas. Half of blitzo’s money goes towards funding that.

Loona does like using her human form a lot on earth, compared to her hellhound form. attracts less attention, ya know?

Unlike her sister Sallie May, she’s been caught redhanded several times in killing people, and banned herself from the harvest games cause of that. She’s still salty cause apparently four of the kills were judges from previous games.

Millie loves sweets and musicals, and actually deeply loves them as much as Moxxie.

Millie could fucking win against a overlord in a arm wrestling contest--

After her break up with Blitzo, she’s been eager to hook up with others.

Not to mention, she also brews her own booze. She has a nice vintage that might fuck you up--

The tattoo on her arm was crossed out by her. Thats right, she does her own tats!

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“Some of ‘ya’s taste in people make me sick.”

“But if ‘ya wanna ‘be not afraid’ in the bedroom and only fuck missionary and never experience a climax, be my fuckin’ guest.”

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Oh fuck, it’s about to be a bitchfight up in here.

Don’t mind Verosika casually munching on some popcorn--