#[ i love. when a guy is silly. and has a license to kill

[binksbrew]

top ten bastards who refuse to leave me alone

[delicrieux]

…TAKING WHAT’S NOT YOURS ! ⋆｡°✩

⋆⭒˚.⋆ chapter summary. he's more sensitive than he looks.

pairing. gojo satoru x f!sorcerer reader warnings for this chapter. swearing wc. 3.5k author’s note. just wanna say a big thank u to everyone that stuck w this story and loved it along w me. there's still one chapter left, so here's some mini angst before our little happy ever after. also, i've recently realized that nothing actually happens in this story. there's no plot. you just hang out with gojo and the rest. that's it. no great fights or conflict or anything. just spending time with him.

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CHAPTER 13: the hakone incident

you wake up smothered in an embrace, which isn't uncommon.

what is slightly more uncommon is that gojo is wound around you so tightly that even his dumb, big paw has got your breast held hostage. not much there to sink his claws in, yet sunk they are, still. you wiggle and grasp and dig, trying to extricate yourself from this prison, but the soft fabric that rubs against his crotch with every small movement has him hissing in your ear.

“sa-”

“mine,” is the first thing he mumbles, words laced with sleep. he cradles you tighter, hides his face in your hair. you pat his arm, ignoring his sleep-addled state.

some sort of half-coherent mumble is slurred into your pillow as a response.

“not gonna bother translating that,” you utter under your breath – it’s too early to be irritated with him, and he doesn’t deserve it also, since he is much too cute. however, “lemme go? i need to go to the bathroom.”

“no,” he stubbornly refuses.

“don't be like that.”

a soft groan, then a kiss to the exposed curve of your neck, and one more to the edge of your ear. his fingers twitch at the flesh, kneading and tickling, “fine, i need to go too. let's go together.”

“you wanna hold hands while i'm in the stall or something?”

“yes.”

he is unreasonable, but that’s hardly a surprise.

you disentangle your legs from his, untying his arms from your torso, then turning to sit up properly. instantly, your stomach flips. in the bleak, early sunlight, gojo is the first thing you focus on, sleep-dazed and smiling lovingly in your direction. cheeks creased and swollen with grogginess, hair a complete mess, eyes still crusted. you wipe a drop of drool from the corner of his mouth with your thumb.

once, he told you that he always sleeps the best when you’re sleeping next to him. maybe that’s why he’s so clingy, “morning.”

“yeah?” he mutters. one hazy eye blinks, then the other, and you can’t help grinning at the sight, “hi. hello. good morning, how are you? ‘m just the guy you're looking for, can i be of service?”

you try so hard to press your lips into a thin line, but instead they stretch more and more, “c'mon, up. long day ahead.”

*

you had expected to take the morning train to hakone, but instead, with your bags dutifully carried by a lanky idiot, you are led to sleek, black car parked inconspicuously close to jujutsu technical. suspiciously, you eye the tinted windows of the driver’s seat, expecting a personal chauffer – which would be way too much, but also quintessential gojo. when the car keys jingle in his hand, you blink stupidly, smothered under the sunlight.

“you have a license?” you blurt.

“yeah,” gojo says smugly, opening the trunk and dumping the bags inside, “to kill.”

“the circus must be missing their clown,” you state sharply, though you feel a bit silly for not knowing such a thing about the man you have spent 3 years hating and a few months liking enough to be willingly glued to his side.

he snorts, fixing his glasses and shutting the trunk. all suave and cool, he opens the passenger’s door for you, “got any red lipstick in that little purse of yours? could kiss my nose a bunch of times, see if it honks after.”

the urge to shove your elbow into his stomach and watch how he doubles over in pain is almost too tempting, but you resist. after all, you do have the mind to enjoy the view of his flexing arms as you enter the vehicle, the sight disappearing as he circles around to enter from the other side.

the interior smells nice and new – it’s definitely expensive, but your knowledge of cars begins and ends in that they have four wheels and roll fast when you press a pedal. you can practically feel the self-satisfaction radiating off his person, especially as his hand glides along the steering wheel. it takes a few moments of useless fiddling and some gears shifting until he begins driving. his hand seats itself upon your thigh, as though it had always been its intention.

“seatbelt,” he reminds, easily maneuvering out of the parking lot.

you slide the black band across your chest, buckling the lock, “thanks,” he mutters, palming your leg for good measure, “safe and sound.”

then, he slams the accelerator so quick and hard you're thrown back into the plush seat. the car screeches like a furious beast wrongfully insulted, engine purring loudly as its owner cackles. oh no.

here is where you learn that gojo is a terrible driver, as the speed limit is more of a loose guideline and traffic laws do not exist. he speeds past red lights that have you clutching the handlebar for your dear life, and he seems to delight in your mortified expression each time his eyes stray from the road, which is too much to be considered safe.

miraculously, you make it past the confusing and intricate tokyo streets in one piece and breathe a little easier. that is until you get to the highway, and he zooms between lanes like he’s playing a video game, jumping between cars and testing the limits of your patience to a level so extreme that you can hardly take it.

“could you slow down a little?” your voice has acquired a tremble, and you must be paler than you have been when you awoke. you think he’ll ignore you over the music, but he doesn’t.

he eases up just a little, and you remove your hand from the handlebar. it’s numb and tingly and aches from holding so tightly.

“i have some cds in the back,” he says, pinching your thigh. you think he doesn’t deserve to touch you like this, but unfortunately, it’s comforting, so you allow it. if you crash, you decide you will grab him and shield yourself with his body – his infinity will stop the impact, and you’ll probably live.

you twist and dig around, and once the cds are safely in your lap, your brows shoot up, “kat-tun?”

his lips stretch into a cheeky smile, and all of his grievances are forgiven with that, “they have a few good songs.”

“all of their songs are good!” you defend hotly. still, today is proving to be one surprise after the other – did he seriously listen to their whole discography because it’s your favorite band? if yes, that is very sweet. if he’s lying, well, you will not fight for the truth, because this has made you happy.

you change the music with barely contained enthusiasm and hum along. your initial impression must’ve been wrong, because gojo knows what he’s doing. he always does, and you reward him with a sweet smile for all of his efforts, which inspires him to lean for a kiss that nearly steers you both off the highway.

*

the first place you visit in hakone is not the hotel room gojo has rented, but the mall. you locate an expensive-looking restaurant and order your lunch – you, something modest and normal, and he enough to feed a family of seven. it’s always mildly fascinating to watch him chow down like his life depends on it, if not a bit off-putting.

“no one’s gonna take it from you,” you tell him when he slurps a noodle and almost chokes.

he glares at you over his shades, “shut up, ‘m hungry.”

you try to steal a piece from his bowl but he jabs your hand with chopsticks seemingly with the intention to break through skin. you yelp and shy away, wounded and afraid. he doesn’t even seem sorry.

he makes it up to you by treating you to coffee and a slice of cake, which he devours after you had a tiny bite. this is becoming a problem, but he looks very happy and doesn’t let go of your hand, planting quick, small kisses on the place he hurt, so you, once again, forgive him, as is the standard of your relationship.

shopping is next, and he steers you to each and every boutique that even marginally catches your attention. you pile everything you like on his arms, as though he was your personal assistant, and he, surprisingly, doesn’t complain. for the first half of you maxing out his card, he was stood outside the dressing room like a guard dog, shuffling back and forth, back and forth, waiting for you to pull back the curtain and reveal yourself so he could supply you with a verdict, which was always, without fault, “we’re buying that.”

he grew bored, though, and started whining that his feet hurt. invited himself inside and sat on the small chair in the very corner of the cramped space, very attentive when you changed in and out of your clothes. he even helped with the zippers and the buttons, and eventually, he got a boner from all this touching, so you had to stay for another good 10 minutes till he calmed down.

the blaring white lights, and you sweating. you stare at him, disappointed. he looks mildly uncomfortable, squirming in his seat and trying not to look at you, the mountain of clothes you discarded heaped on his lap.

“what am i gonna do with you?” you wonder aloud with a small sigh.

“i can’t help it. you’re hot.”

by the end of it all, you have acquired new perfume, a new set of luxurious makeup, and too many clothes to know what to do with. he carries your bags without you having to ask and leads you to get new underwear, but you make him wait outside the shop for that since you’re not risking another incident again.

*

when evening dwindles into night, he suggest a car ride around the city. the ocean breeze ruffles your hair when you roll down the window to admire the watercolor sights around you – the buildings, the people, the greenery, the mountain peak pitch black against the backdrop of the sky. you drive around aimlessly, and he's more subdued and mindful of the signs and the blinking traffic lights, his hand leaving your body only when he needs to switch gears. it always comes back with a little knead, and it always makes you smile.

“look, they're preparing for the festival,” you tell him as you pass by a closed off street of decorated stalls and convenience stores that look like they have been closed for the night, with two police men stationed across the entrance.

“you've ever been to lake ashinoko?” he questions idly.

“nope,” you turn another corner, the streets a little quieter, “it has the big torii gate, right?”

“yeah,” gojo hums, “we'll go there to watch the fireworks,” he seems distracted, “pretty stuff.”

“looking forward to it,” you reply, too interested in a display of colorful confectionary and sweets to decipher the tone of his voice, “where are we heading to?”

“dunno,” he mutters, knuckles slowly relaxing, “just around. you wanna head back?”

“nah,” you glance at him, a brow arched in curiosity. he looks oddly flushed. “you seem a little tired. wanna stop?”

“always worried about me,” he clicks his tongue, “’m a big boy.”

you pause for a moment. getou's words spring to mind, and you feel a bit nervous.

he's more sensitive than he looks.

maybe now's not the best time to bring up the clearly crumbling state of his best friend, but uncomfortable conversations don't have the luxury of waiting, nor do they ever fit into the right moment. you chew on your bottom lip in thought, as if the words would make themselves known without any effort from your part, but you find yourself no longer stuck on getou's haunting look but rather the way gojo seems a bit off his usual cheeky and snarky self.

you want to be a good friend. you care about both of them, and it hurts, in an odd, dull ache somewhere in your chest, when neither want your help.

is it so wrong to worry about gojo? you have come to terms with the idea that you like him, like him so much that sometimes, you feel half-crazy with a need to be by his side, constantly and without interruption, like today, like, hopefully, for many more days to come.

still, you are aware of the many walls and barriers he has erected to guard himself. and you, the person that likes him the most and has his attention almost at every given moment, still understand very little of who he is. you don't want to linger on the question if you ever will.

you must take example of haibara's endless positivity. step by step. even slow progress is still progress.

“i worry about everyone,” you eventually offer, more somber than you originally intended. still, it gets a faint snicker from him, and your cheeks puff with a mixture of amusement and relief. “you're not special, you know.”

“i hope that isn't true. i'd be crushed,” he teases back.

there it is. the little deflection that always makes you smile, despite how obviously it diverts from what's truly on his mind. it's a defense mechanism, you reckon. that said, you are not unaware that he has offered you little hints here and there, things he would only disclose in the dead of the night in the hush between soft laughs and your pillows.

without staring at him, you take a deep breath. heart light and fingers threaded against the seam of your shirt. here it goes, you tell yourself.

“i didn't used to worry so much, to be honest,” you confess, hoping he will at least listen before undoubtedly cutting you off, “but, i guess recently, i’m starting to see things from new perspectives. i know you don’t need it, but i still—”

he makes a sharp turn that doesn't seem coordinated enough, and suddenly, a stop-street opens to the left, overlooking a rocky beach and calm waters of the vast stretch of hakone's inlet. gojo parks dangerously close to the edge of the cliff and lets the air settle.

“honesty hour?” his smile is familiar to you, perhaps a bit too bitter to your liking. “alright. if we're playing this game, then i'd say that worrying is dumb, especially if it’s me you’re worried about. really stupid, actually. i don’t see the point in getting emotional over shit like that.”

“well, it’s not being emotional, it’s just—”

“no, shush,” he squeezes the length of your leg. you blink down at where he's touching you, and you look up when you realize he means to have the attention for just this. “look, what i'm saying is, i’m me, yeah? you can call me conceited all you want, but it’s the truth. i mean, i, okay, fine, fuck it,” he sighs, like he's annoyed, and you're just as grateful you can't fully see his expression as he likely is of yours, “a weak heart is not something to particularly proud of. i'm not someone that requires babysitting.”

this is likely the first time he has ever been so upfront about anything in his life, ever. maybe getou has seen this side of him, but even if that was the case, you'd never know for certain. you don't, however, appreciate the slight anger in his tone.

“no one's babysitting you,” you placate, careful to test his reaction before continuing, “we spend almost all of our time together, how is this surprising? and i don't think anyone would make an argument against you being the strongest, but you're still a person.”

you wonder when his hand slipped from your knee. he doesn't react for a good few seconds, as though gathering his thoughts, though you suspect, whether he was or not, this is not something he intended to dig deep enough to expose.

“well, yeah, duh,” he responds obtusely, but he offers nothing more.

this has gone about as well as you've expected, which is to say it has gone terribly, and it’s all his fault, because you were intending to go in a completely different direction.

“still a person,” he utters, and now he definitely sounds irritated, “the hell's that supposed to mean? you think i'm gonna roll over and let some curse get me or something? are you stupid?”

your stomach lurches like he has landed a heavy blow on it, and you need a moment to swallow past the ugly burn in your throat that your entire face stings with. somehow, what irks you the most is that you are hurt he would assume that you, of all people, would ever force something he doesn’t want onto him, as though the thought itself has made you a villain in his eyes.

as though stating a simple fact that he is human too is somehow insulting, somehow a threat to his title as gojo satoru and each and every connotation that comes with that honored name.

you have never asked him of anything. he's the one that started picking on you first, physically imposing himself into your life. he's the one that changed over the years and started showing new sides, he's the one that begs you to go on trips with him and buys you things and likes to hold you as he sleeps and complains that you make him horny even in situations that really call for tender affection instead of sexual advances.

you don't even ask him to like you like you like him, since you know that it would be met with harsh rejection. he would take it as a demand, no doubt, to be on your level – someone weak-hearted. his emotions have proven to be more volatile than his actions, and perhaps you’ve accidentally stumbled into something a bit out of your level of expertise. you can't brush it off with a snide, vaguely amusing remark like you usually would, nor do you want to.

you’ve changed, too.

still.

his hand is back as a vice around your knee. your jaw clenches.

that was uncalled for.

“you're being mean,” you mumble, your words hanging stale between you.

he sighs after what feels like an eternity, sounding long-suffering and tired,  “sorry. that came out wrong.”

“you've just started a fight for no reason.”

“what, you crying? tough luck, maybe try being—”

“fine,” you don’t let him finish, unbuckling your seatbelt, “sorry for getting so emotional. see you at the hotel.”

“what?” he snaps, head swerving in your direction with a new, searing glare, “no. jesus. just. no. what?”

“i’m heading back,” you insist, but you are stilled in your attempts at fleeing by his hold. it'll bruise if you really want to test how badly he's going to grip you, probably, but this unexpected argument has really shaken you. he's only ever been this prickly at the start of year two, when the sight of you invoked some long-simmering resentment that he showed by cowing at you from each and every corner, like some hellish echo, “let me go, please.”

“hold on,” his fingers dig, and despite how you try to swat at him, he doesn't budge, “there's no need for this. i'm sorry, okay? don't get out the fucking car, for fuck's sake, i'm serious.”

“satoru,”

“no,” he snarls, the sound sudden and vicious that you flinch from its force, “i said, no. i don't—you're not going anywhere. i'm sorry, okay, i'm sorry, i'm an asshole, i know, but just, just listen for a sec.”

you slump against your seat, lips pursed and arms tightly crossed in a way you know he finds childish but that, unfortunately for him, is a legitimate response to his infuriating behavior. to further throw him off, you make it very clear he does not have your attention, and that even if he did, it wouldn't do him any good.

you feel him slowly relax and tremble before petting at the little scratches he has accidentally carved in your skin in a way that lets you know he’s truly sorry. he lets out an uneasy sigh, fingers twitching every few seconds.

stillness. finally, silence, except for the wind that howls and the crash of the ocean below.

“i was talking bullshit,” he begins, the effort of it wearing him down to a barely audible, pathetic volume. “it's just, i can't... i don't know how, okay? that's the truth.”

“can't what?”

“you know,” he gestures ambiguously with the hand he isn't restraining you with, “there are certain expectations i gotta meet. i can't disappoint everyone. i mean, they wouldn't, i don't think, but... look, i'm sure you understand.”

“no, i don't, actually,” you snip, “i don't even understand what we're fighting about anymore.”

“i, just, it's, okay, whatever, fuck,” he thumps his head back against his seat, and the next words leave him in one big, excruciating spill, “i'm just not very good with feelings. this is all fucking crazy.”

like most secrets, they're out before he can reel them back. his lips slam shut so quickly that it turns into a tense line. you watch him, he watches you, and his face melts into something shameful. his eyes dart to the steering wheel and back, and you really hope he isn't planning on smashing the accelerator again to head face first into the rocks to escape whatever the hell is happening in this car.

“i'm not good at this,” he repeats slowly, painfully, as though you’re speaking different languages, “i don't want you to cry.”

“i'm not crying. i'm pissed off and i want to go home.”

“don't go home,” he rushes to say, “don't go anywhere. i'm not even sure where we are exactly, so just, calm down.”

“i can find my way,” you sniff irritably, and he suddenly looks utterly miserable, which you think is very unfair.

“christ, you couldn't even find the fucking bathroom in the mall, do you seriously think i'm gonna let you walk around alone at night cuz you're a bit angry with me?”

gojo really has a talent of saying the wrong things at the most right of times.

you scowl, “that's because i was following you!” yes, perhaps you did turn off your brain and mindlessly waddle after him, trusting him to deliver you to your desired location. is it a crime to be caught in the spell that is gojo satoru's enigmatic appeal? that should be considered a blessing instead of an inconvenience, surely, “don't patronize me. and if you don't quit being shitty, you'll be watching the fireworks alone, cuz i'm taking my ass to the first train and heading the hell back to tokyo.”

“sorry,” he bows his head, forehead softly smacking against your shoulder, “please don't go. i'm sorry.”

“sorry you went super shit on me?” you demand, still sulking, “or sorry you snapped?”

“sorry for... all of it, alright? i'll make it up to you. do you want new jewelry? you didn't get any. like earrings, or something. i'll get nice ones, okay?”

your eyes nearly bug out of your head, “huh? stop freaking me out. i sincerely hope you realize i don't hang around you to get free stuff. that's so shallow. do you even know me?”

“god,” he exhales heavily, like he's very, very close to banging his head against the wheel out of sheer exasperation. “i'm trying, you know. cut me some slack here.”

yes, you see he's trying his utmost best, and that's why you're already softening. but the sting still lingers. you will be gracious and assume that his attempt at buying back your affection was borne out of panic and is, overall, a genuine mistake, or maybe a show of something beneath the layers – who is he if not gojo satoru, the strongest, the richest, the prodigal son, the untouchable, unapproachable sorcerer? gojo doesn't deal with his mistakes gracefully. he overcompensates. he hides, and this time, he has failed to hide from you.

“and i don't want you to pay back the ice cream, either,” you finally mumble, tentatively reaching up to pet the mess of his fluffy hair as a show of good faith. an olive branch, because apparently, you will always possess a clearer mind than him.

he’s immobile for a second, and then he burrows even deeper into the material of your shirt, as though hoping to somehow melt away from it, and a heavy breath collapses out of him, “this is bad for my ego. don't ever take that control away from me. it's wrong. feels wrong.”

“fine. whatever. you win. happy? nothing happened, yada yada. friends,” you grumble.

“gross,” he groans, despite the clear warmth in his voice that makes your stomach flutter, “being a friend sounds a bit lame. but yeah. friends. and we're watching the fireworks tomorrow, yes? say yes.”

“okay,” you acquiesce, despite your reservations, “maybe.”

“yes,” he insists, stubbornly holding his position on your shoulder. he does, however, pout, and that lightens your mood significantly. “we are. right?”

“you have to be less annoying.”

“fine.”

“fine, and,” you start. you don't want to be cold with him, but you don't quite feel ready to let this go, “i want to sleep in a different room.”

he startles away from you like you’ve slapped him, “no. bad idea. forget it, it's not happening.”

“don't fight me on this, satoru,” you say, and his eyes widen slightly. “it's really not up for debate.”

“are you mad?”

“yeah,” you tell him, and it's true. “i'm not... mad-mad, but like. i need a little space.”

“okay,” he swallows thickly, like he doesn't like the thought of you so much as existing further than a ten meter radius from him, “got it. no problem.”

that must've hurt.

“just for today,” you assure him, “promise.”

he nods slowly. then, “can i… can i at least kiss you?”

you shake your head. no, not now. not yet.

“right, okay, of course,” he mutters emptily and sits back. with some space in between you again, you find his lack of warmth much more pronounced, not to mention the distance he puts there. for the first time today, when starts the car and shifts gears, the edge of his fingers doesn't brush your skin.

the drive back to the hotel is agonizingly silent.

additional author's note: i think dating gojo would be very difficult since he's so emotionally stunted that he can't express himself and he's too afraid to try. i think he would also have significant trouble being on the same level as someone he considers weaker than him (not in a bad way). the only reason he even formed a connection with suguru was because suguru, at one point, was also the strongest, and he was the only person that understood him on that level. reader isn't the strongest, and the connection she offers is really different than what he's used to. he lashes out, but he still apologizes sincerely. i also thinks he takes her for granted, much like he takes getou. he's supposed to be in control because he's the strongest, and he's likely troubled about his own feelings, that's why he's so frustrated.

don't be too angry with him, he's really trying :(

but anyway, stan kami-chan because she is a baddie and if a baddie threatened to leave me i'd be clawing at her begging her to stay too

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[kelperine]

“If Jimmy was never there everyone would be fine and Curly would have a happy birthday 🎊 “ WRONG!

Yes Jimmy is a highly reactive catalyst, though switch him for any other man lacking emotional intelligence and we would have gotten the same result in due time.

Curly failed Anya because he can’t make any decisions to save his own crew due to his non confrontational nature. We can say curly loves Anya but it is clear he prioritizes Jimmy over her. He claims to be there for her and then dips the minute it goes against his idea of Jimmy. I love curly, he is my favorite, but I cannot deny that he is a silent enabler.

They were all doomed from the start. Anya is NOT a medic. Her license applies to pony express only and her job was only meant to be the occasional band aid and psych evaluation. A year is way to long to go without a proper doctor. I am in no way blaming her for anything, my poor girl did what she could with the tools she was given. “Anya would curl up with curly on his bed to comfort him after the crash” No she would not, she would sit on the floor and be heartbroken that he did not stick up for her. Let’s keep in mind that she is the only girl on this ship.

Daisuke is the only one to take responsibility, he might be the youngest but he does absolutely everything in his power to make this easier for everyone. I don’t think he has the intention of fixing everything but through being a silly little guy he makes life so much more tolerable. That’s why he dresses silly, that’s why he tries to fix the vents, that’s why he goes ham at game night to cheer Anya up because he knows that she is sad. They might be small acts but it is all that he can do and that is what matters. The whole point of it is that doing something matters.

I don’t blame Swansea for looking after Daisuke first, after all he is his apprentice and he sees him as a kid, making him feel responsible. I like to think that if given more info and time that he would have been there for Anya too.

Just saying “fuck jimbo” let’s the entire game go over your head. Jimmy is no doubt the main problem child here and he is a horrible person for what he did to Anya firstly and everything else. His redemption means nothing. He does not care about Anya. He only cares about the pregnancy because there is now a tangible reminder of what he has done. I’ve seen people say that Jimmy just didn’t want to be a dad when that is not the issue. He does not care that it is a baby. The baby being a baby does not matter, to Jimmy it is just evidence. All he does is run and we can see that by his final usage of the gun.

TLDR: Mouthwash kills 99% of germs but that 1% sure does fuck everything else up.

Don’t get me wrong I love seeing the happy art of everyone but I just wanted to deep dive into the nitty gritty

[storyweaverofgondor]

the ship ask thing for Jim and Claire from trollhunters 👀

Bestie. Bestie, have you seen my favorite comfort show of all time? Answer me, Bestie!

Oh, i love these two so much! Spoilers. But i am ignoring the film for personal reasons.

Who said “I love you” first: Claire. But Jim was the first to realize he was in love. He was just too much of an awkward sweetheart to say it. He wanted it to be a special moment.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Neither. Jim has a picture him and Toby took in trollmarket with Blinky and Argh with Vendel and Draal looking grumpy and confused in the background. Claire has a picture of her favorite band's logo. Toby, on the other hand, has a picture he took of the two of them cuddling in their sleep in Blinky's library he took for blackmail purposes after the two of them migrated to each other from across the room. After Jim and Claire leave Arcadia, Toby makes it his phone background. That way he can still see his best friends whenever.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Neither of them. After Morgana and Jim's transformation they both have Bathroom Trauma.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Jim. Jim is the king of sappy sweet silly gifts.

Who initiated the first kiss.: Claire. It's always, at least in the early days, Claire.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Claire. Jim tends to sleep in a lot due to late nights. Trollhunting has permanently destroyed his sleep schedule.

Who starts tickle fights: Claire. But Jim tends to win them.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Claire at first. But then Jim realized it made things a whole lot easier considering all his tub related issues. (Life would be so much easier if he could talk about his Trollhunting related traumas with a licensed therapist.)

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Jim. Caretaker King that he is just added Claire into all the things he does for his mom at one point and never stops.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: By the time these two had a proper, not interrupted by earth shattering realizations that prema kills the mood or attacked in the middle of it date they were both such experts at it neither were nervous or shy. It took each of them three days to process the fact they'd somehow had an actual 'normal' date though.

Who kills/takes out the spiders: Spiders are carefully caught and released, thank you very much. Unless you want an hour long lecture on 'Why Spiders Are Good' from Claire or the most disappointed puppy eyes ever from Jim, you will do the same in their presence. (Steve has been subjected to both and isn't sure which is worse)

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Jim. My darling ridiculous Jim. He's the only guy who quotes Shakespeare (accurately!) when absolutely sloshed. He has been known to jump on the top of nearby cars and make grand declarations.

[phightingaus]

Heeeey, been a while since I popped in for a yap session.

Funnily enough this isn't a gear swap ramble, oh no no no. I GOT A NEW AU SUCKERS!!

It started with me drawing silly fusions of the phighting characters and then my brain said, "Hey we can make an au out of this." And so I did!

There's no story, it's more like an alt version of the Inpherno. Similar rules but a few differences. For example:

The Spawn works more like this: It takes two gears, doesn't matter if one or both have been used before and the inphernal spawned will have those two gears. The only rule is that there are no repeat mixes, so let's say there is an inphernal with a Skateboard and Sword gear. The Spawn wouldn't be able to create a new inphernal with those two gears until the inphernal dies.

Names: Instead of using the names of their gears inphernals pick a name they think suits them, mostly based on vibes and what they think is cool.

Anyway here are the characters I have in mind so far (not all are designed):

Agave: (Scythe + Vinestaff) Lone wanderer of Lost Temple and Thieves Den, while she isn't a part of the COTTE she does mercenary work for them. For a price of course. While to most she is an intimidating presence, to those that are close know her to be very kind but definitely snarky and a bit rude at times but that's part of her charm.

Sonic: (Coil + Skateboard and no not the hedgehog): Chill dude that's made his home in Playground, occasionally gets mixed with other gangs but he doesn't stay for long. Also he probably smokes weed.

Mal: (Medkit + Broker): Medic from TF2, they can and will steal your bones. Mal is short for "Malpractice" and they are 110% guilty of it. He is good at medical stuff, he just chooses to mess around and do things that most doctors definitely wouldn't do, that's how he lost their medical license. :P

Scourge: (Subspace + Darkheart): Menace to society, absolutely Bastard tm. They can and will curse you without warning and/or reason. Fun fact: I hc that Darkheart has four eyes like Windforce so all his fusions would have that design choice. Double fun fact: Scourge was spawned with three of his eyes on the left side of his face. But yeah, he's a bitch, not much else to say.

Frostburn: (Icedagger+ Firebrand): Very isolated, due to their contrasting elements their magic is very unstable. Their ice is unmeltable and their fire is unimaginably hot, because of this they stay far away from civilization in their tower. They don't mind because they're a massive introvert (just like me fr) but they do sometimes wish they could see other people purely because they haven't done it before.

Nova: (Rocket + Illumina): Overseer of Playground and honestly just done with everyone's shit, they don't interact with many other people and when they do they keep it short. Only one person has actually been able to keep a conversation with Nova but that's because they are a nosy little bitch that wouldn't stop bothering him.

Void: (Coil + Darkheart): The nosy bitch in question, he also oversees Playground but he's more like a local cryptid. Sometimes you'd see him sitting atop a building or in the corner of your eye, he very much enjoys messing with people but also keeps the peace by breaking up fights when they get too out of hand.

Lyric: (Valk + Rainbow (my OC)): Hermes from Epic the musical, gay little laugh and everything. Celebrity whose shows are always sold out, when they put on a performance they go 100% not much else to say but they are just Hermes.

Wave: (Boombox + Biograft): Literally N from Murder Drones, sweet lil guy that could absolutely kill you in a heartbeat but would rather not.

That's all I got so far, others I either haven't thought of lore and names for. :P

Oooo, I love this concept

Also glad to see another person who's both a MD and Phighting fan lol

[vixendoesstuff]

Because I hold all the power, I say-

For my Transformers : Prime AU, I'm making several characters who are either really morally grey to the point of being morally black to just straight up insane folks have tamer personalities. Because the ansgt is good, but fluff is better.

We got Impactor, a rough and tough bot who everyone knows is secretly a loving dad bot to his Wreckers, Springer especially. Planet Pova? Never heard of 'em. Squadron X? What about 'em, he's got no time for a couple of brutes, he's too busy making Energon treats for Springer and his friends, kid needs them nutrients for growing his frame, even though he's an adult now. That's his bitty, goddamnit! And also, the Wreckers are his brother in arms, his family, he's personally recruited most of the squad and they've been plentiful help, in and out of battle. If any harm comes to them, you're answering with his fists, got it?

Next we got Whirl, an easily excitable bot who loves to do daredevil moves for the thrill. Empurata? What's that? He always got dem claws and a single optic for a face, it's just how his frame emerged from the Well. No one batted an eye (heh) with Shockwave, so why should he as a person does? And also these claws are actually really steady, made some really good watches with them. Impactor? Love the guy, he's like a brother from another mother, y'know? Owe him alot for taking him in the Wreckers, that's for sure. The others are also nice, even though they grumble every time he makes them watch his stunts.

Then we got Pharma, resident medijet with a ego but a big spark, dedicated to his field of work. He met Ratchet when he was a transfer from Vos who managed to slip by from his assigned caste to work on his dream job. Pharma owes everything to Ratchet for helping him back then. He took in a Decepticon defector named Ambulon as his assistant 'cause damnit if he didn't remind him of his old friend. Then his entire team got massacred by the then-still active DJD and got his medical license revoked and he and Ratchet are not on speaking terms but that's neither here nor there. His new student First Aid is his chance at redemption, and he only had him for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him he'll kill everyone and then himself.

Prowl, dedicated to law and the Autobot cause, but takes cues from his Animated incarnation so he's less reliant on pure logic and analytics and actually has emotions. Loves his companions dearly, like his Amica Bluestreak and his maybe-maybe-not-Conjunx Jazz. Can be silly if the situation isn't dire. Just a normal ass guy.

Red Alert, actually got some therapy and managed to dim down his paranoia streak so he doesn't scream his helm off every time a lightbulb goes out. Got himself a boyfriend in Inferno. And also frequently steals Bob from Sunstreaker for him to cuddle with. Awesome sauce.

And it's not just Autobots, some Decepticons will also be getting this treatment because uhh I say so-

Shockwave, with his whole shtick being less "extracted his emotions out of him via Shadowplay" and more like "he just lacks empathy and his just monotone in general". Shadowplay? Not a thing, he's just like that. Is willing to cooperate with the enemy as long as their goal is reached. Do y'all remember how polite he is to Ratchet? He's happy he got a fellow scientist to converse with. IDW Shockwave could never JNSDNJSBD. And also, he still got emotions unlike his IDW counterpart, and I'm betting with my left kidney that someway, somehow Prime Shockwave would be appalled by IDW Shockwave's actions. I mean, the things he did in the name of logic... Pretty sure Prime Shockwave isn't that crazy.

Onslaught, leader of the Combaticons, secret resident protective older brother. A cold jerk on the outside, but his Gestalt mates knows better. Always got Swindle out every time a deal goes off the rocks and scolds him afterwards for endangerin himself. Spends alone time with Blast Off to ease his anxieties. Has mock battles with Vortex and Brawl. All done quietly of course, he has a reputation to keep.

Same with Motormaster, despite his anger issues he's very protective of his Gestalt. Indulges Wildrider in his insane-ridden ramblings. Hangs out with Dead End and reassures him they're not going to die. Let's Drag Strip win in their squabbles so he has more confidence in himself. Lets Breakdown hide behind him whenever something ticks his paranoia. Though he's still an asshole brother.

The Constructicons being the most tight knit Decepticon Combiner team. Scrapper looking out for his brothers. Hook repairing them every time without fail, despite his grumblings. Mixmaster always making them the best Energon combinations for the best flavour. Scavenger making them all little trinkets from scrap. So on, so forth.

Man, I love not giving a fuck about famous interpretations of characters in media and the fandom and making up new things for them because Transformer is a cluster hell for differing and contrasting content every year. Hasbro has simply given me the ingredients, and I'm making dessert out of 'em.

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #32

We're playing a little bit of catch-up cause school has been kicking my ass lately but we're not gonna worry about that because today is PKNA #27: The Mastiffs of the Universe which means IT'S NEOPARD TIME!!! Everyone say hi to Neopard 👋

Donald in his tiny stupid little car from the 1940s... sorry I love the 313, at least it has a little attachment for the rain 😭

Also why did nobody tell me that the license plate is 313 cause that's Donald's birthday-

Uno finally using his technological powers for the ultimate good (movie piracy)

Unoooo watch movies with hiiimmm :(

They're so silly... also funny to think that this was made before Disney owned Star Wars so like theoretically if they made this story now they could just. Have him watching the actual Star Wars movies with none of the minor copyright adjustments made.

CAN THIS GUY FUCKING STOP. ENOUGH WITH THE WEAPONS! YOU DON'T NEED DEATH LASERS ON YOUR GIANT FRACKING MACHINE!!! Except for when someone tries to stop you from fracking, in which case you need to vaporize them.

Look even Donald is fed up with this shit

HDL MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

Telling him he can't watch Star Wars anymore cause he has to go out to the desert to dig up the giant fucking death machine Everett Ducklair buried there and THEN fatshaming him too?? This is nasty work 😭

Crying cause the way the first panel is framed it makes him look like he's at one of those interviews with like 100 news outlets sticking microphones in his face, I thought PK lost connection and Uno went running straight to the press 😭

IT'S NEOPARD HIIII NEOPARD 👋 Ok so I really like Neopard and if I'm being honest like 98% of it just comes from his design I think he's neat to look at. I mean he's basically just a cool anthro leopard guy and I'm a furry so like... what do you want from me.

ALSO LOWKEY....... hear me out............

HE HAS HIS OWN UNO!!!!!

FUCK YEAHHH WHOOOOOO YEAH GET IN THERE GUNS BLAZING!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! I mean sorry wait mercenaries don't kill. STUN THEM I GUESS!!!!!

Nevermind we're actually giving up

NEVERMIND AGAIN UNOOOOOOO

The Evronians are IMMEDIATELY just like "nah" and fuckin bailing 😭 which like... fair.

Also these nicknames I'm gonna start screaming at the top of my lungs

WE'VE BEEN ON EARTH THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME DAMMIT NEOPARD

this fucking dumbass oh my god

At least Uno finally got to make another AI friend :)

*slowly turns to the side* YOU

nvm it was Donald's fault he was just being stupid

They've just been dropping F-bombs this entire time haven't they

I FUCKING FORGOT THIS CHAPTER WAS TRANSLATED FROM SWEDISH THE FUCKING "𝓼𝓵𝓾𝓽." AT THE END STOP I CAN'T BREATHE

In conclusion, I like this chapter!! It's not a major story with any huge effect on any overarching plots, but I think it was all executed really well! Just a solid PK adventure story, I had a good time throughout. Sciarrone's art was great as always. Hopefully Donald gets to finish watching his illegally pirated Star Wars movies (and maybe Uno can join him now that he's not busy).

Ok everyone SHUT UP it's Lyla time

AW HELL NAW THEY'RE TRYING TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ZIGGY YOU BETTER BACK OFF

Really like these two drawings of Duckburg, beautiful

Look how happy Ziggy is :) that's the face of a grateful friend!

Okayyy I'll be back later for Xadhoom angst

[aliveaftons]

Some more info about my AU... SIIGH. I love them so much...

Sooo in my usual FNAF AU he does end up being the night guard…

BUT this is not the usual FNAF AU!! In this Jeremy kinda... like.. dies. like at 19. He crashes a car. bro should NOT have gotten a license (i'm sorry my son i love you so dearly)

Ryan is a SAINT. He lives the longest in this AU and actually ends up living with Cassidy and his wife...

He's the only one who lived to his 30s!! He and his wife are soso happy together and they take care of Michael's siblings (if y'all wanna see his wife I'll show you but she's gonna be a mystery for a bit...... hehehe y'all ain't gonna expect THIS ONE! WHAMM BAM!!)

ohhh my precious boy.... he's so silly...

He was in the car with Jeremy. he doesn't really do much in this AU except he's the most tame of the members. Kinda guy that pays for everyone's lunch. What a sweetie!!

Michael has a LOOOT of lore importance in my AU.

I don't even know if i'm GONNA finish a comic for this. might just be an assortment of sketches?? or like something i dont know im indecisive and i dont like drawing backgrounds.

anyways the name of the AU being "Alive Aftons" is bullshit this kid is fucking DEAD. he like dies in place of Evan and his death was a legit accident with the springlocks. That's what drove William to kill those kids because like "if i can't have anything nice you can't have anything nice!!"

the whole AU is just Elizabeth trying to find out what happened to the only guy that ever cared about her LMAO

michael didn't die when he was 18 btw he died when he was like 20. soooo Evan and Cass were 13 and Elizabeth wawaaas 7!

my poor babies..... here's them when Michael died!

He is such a mama's boy William is the kinda dad to scream "WHAT IS 5 + 5" for 30 minutes

hated child becomes hybrid princess

William adopted her for publicity purposes and Mrs. A couldn't care less about Liz, so that leaves Michael to raise her!! And he did a KILLLLERR job!! Good job Mike! (she accidentally called him dad once and he bawled his eyes out with Ryan)

Mrs. A kinda spoils her a lil bit. But she doesn't ask for that much for herself it usually goes to Evan!!

Her favorite animatronic is Bonnie, she will SCREAM if you say he's not cool

ohh i love my au.... i love my fnaf aus so muuuch they meann SOOOO much to me

[krafterwrites]

Ok, time for the one post I'll make about Sonic 3 itself now that it's out. Since there's already a full recording of it available online, I'm going to write down my "live reactions" (I already know basically everything that's going to happen, but I'm sure there's at least one or two small surprises left) below the cut so I can get this movie out of my system and move on

The first lines of dialogue are a "Cops love donuts" joke. Off to a great start

A gambling ad popped up right as Shadow broke out and started attacking people gljkdfgh

4 minutes in and they've already used the leitmotif of Live And Learn 3 times

Shadow being sopping wet and miserable is pretty cute

Ace already said this but wow they really did ruin the "Talk about low budget flights line", Sonic saying it feels soooo unnatural and shoehorned in

Unless it's for a really good sequence, I don't understand the point of playing a licensed song for literally 10 seconds

Wow the opening fight with all three of them against Shadow is super short

I'm glad that the gun isn't just for show and he actually gets to use it

I seriously cannot get over how stupid Shadow coming from a meteor is, the entire POINT of his character is that he was created. He was born to be the ultimate lifeform, to be a cure for Maria, to bring hope to humanity. Him just randomly showing up instead of specifically being created undermines his entire identity. Also, Gerald creating Shadow is incredibly important to his identity as well. It's almost impressive that they managed to fuck up so much with a single decision

The dialogue has already made me cringe a few times but that was definitely the worst instance so far. I wish they would stop

YIPPEE OFFICER DOWN!!!

Walters having a photo of Team Sonic in his jacket that was taken like 5 minutes beforehand so Rockwell can pick it up to illustrate that she thinks Team Sonic killed him is kind of strange and unnecessary

I thought that the show Eggman was watching was another gambling ad for a second

Eggman said boobs. Sure why not

I forgot that they're allowed to swear a bit

I thought they were going to reference Among Us when Stone said imposter. I wish they did, it would've been an actually acceptable pop culture reference

I'm kind of torn on the flashback montage with Maria. It feels a little too silly and lighthearted, but it is cute to see her and Shadow do a bunch of childish stuff together

However, her not being terminally ill and also not spending her entire life in space is dumb. Those are both very important to who she is, and consequently, who Shadow is (he was initially made to be a cure for her, and her love for the planet that she never got to see is what motivates him). I know both of these are consequences of them making Shadow come from a meteor, but there was literally no reason for them to do that, especially considering it messed up him, Gerald, AND Maria. Why would they make that choice when it doesn't add anything and has such a high cost

The Biolizard puppet is cute, though. They should've actually included it (along with Rouge, Amy, and all the other things they omitted), but I guess it's better than nothing

Oh god Gerald is here. I was thinking "So far this isn't as hard to watch as I thought it would be" but it's probably going to get significantly more painful soon

That was a Family Guy cutaway gag

How is a bunch of loose popcorn still in pristine condition after 50 years of sitting out in the open

That was a bad fourth wall joke. Also get on it, this has been going on for like 2-3 minutes

So if we're meant to believe that Shadow's quill is what kept Gerald alive, can Shadow basically just grant people immortality at will? Or is there really just no explanation for him living longer than any human should be able to

I'm glad that the scene of Eggman and Gerald doing stuff together in VR didn't go on for that long, because it felt like the scene of them meeting felt so dragged out

For a split second I thought the music was using the leitmotif of Dreams Of An Absolution, but then I realized that its Green Hill

The puppet only has like 15 seconds of screentime but it's still SO unnecessary

Shadow saying "revenge guac" is stupid but it did not make me cringe like some of the other lines have so far

Tom using the hologram tech to disguise as Randall... Not my place to speak so I'm not going to say anything, but I don't think that was a good idea

Pointless extended bit of Jim Carrey doing comedy with himself number 3. And I know there's at least one more after this. Why did they have to focus on him so heavily

YESSSSSS thank you Shadow, we all wanted to see that happen. Keep up the good work

I hate that Wade got to appear at all, but at least his screentime is brief

It sucks that we just get Gerald saying "It's not about what Maria wanted, it's about what they deserve" to convince Shadow to get revenge, because that's the opposite of how he motivated Shadow in SA2, he made it seem like revenge is what Maria wanted

When I first saw the commander trying to wrestle away the gum through a leak, I laughed my ass off. It's so stupid. Also I knew they would be cowards and not actually show her getting shot, but it's still annoying

Maria not actually getting to say her last words to Shadow, on top of him not being made by Gerald, really is a one-two punch of completely destroying his SA2 characterization (and his characterization in general). It's insulting to Maria too, how do you manage to take away agency from a character who's entire narrative purpose is to die for the sake of another character's backstory

Also, now that the plot has moved into space, I can say with even more certainty that there truly was no reason for them to use Tokyo and London instead of San Francisco. The only thing gained from using Tokyo is the Chao cafe, and the only thing gained from using London is about a minute or two of basic pop culture references. I'm pretty sure they only picked them because they're two of the most famous cities in the world, which is dumb

I hate that Shadow's arc is about letting go of anger and not seeking revenge, that's completely different from what his story is in SA2, they're barely comparable even on a surface level. His actual arc is about being unsure of who he is and why he exists, being used as a tool for revenge by Gerald, and eventually breaking free of that programming to discover that he was created to bring hope to humanity

The Eggman vs Gerald stuff is the stupidest shit ever, and it's made even worse by the fact that it keeps interrupting the Sonic and Shadow scenes

I hate to say that when I first saw Gerald's death through a leak, I (involuntary) burst out laughing. It's supremely stupid and I do not like it, but it's just so absurd that it's hard not to react in some way

The moon thing kinda makes me mad tbh. This movie loves to make references to iconic things from SA2 instead of actually adapting them

The finale is pretty cool visually, but conceptually, it's a really big downgrade from the original. It's comprised of a super form battle between Sonic and Shadow, a cartoon slapfight between Eggman and Gerald, Sonic and Shadow easily blasting through a bunch of GUN Hunters, them blocking the laser while it gets steered away with an actual steering wheel, and then Shadow physically pushing the ARK away by himself. SA2 featured everyone except Shadow working together to reach the deepest part of the ARK as it hurtled towards the Earth, Shadow rushing in to fight the Biolizard while Sonic and Knuckles neutralize the core's energy, and then Sonic and Shadow being forced to go super after the Biolizard fuses itself to the colony in order to continue Gerald's plan, ending with them both using Chaos Control together to put it back in place

I was going to write a summary after I finished watching, but honestly, Eggman took the words right out of my mouth when he said "It's been a real drag. Thanks for nothing" and then died in an explosion

[lanctiflora]

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

the MALDING salty af munday meme

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz.

I don't think so? If they did, I will hunt them down with a lawsuit lmao. If people adopt my headcanons and claim ideas as theirs, well, their karma is being a bad writer b/c how did YOU not think of that? Yikes! My icons have always been, and will remain to be, simple, phone-edited pieces. I am not as cool as some of you guys are, so I don't believe mine are worth stealing.

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

When writers self-insert themselves, their struggles, their biases, and their personal opinions into their Muses (NOT as inspiration and character development but as a dehumanizing vent) and then project that onto me and my characters.

I think it's unprofessional as writers and also disrespectful as lovers of writing. Some of these writers forget that there is no licensed therapist on the other side of the screen (and EVEN if there is, they are off the clock hun, you are not paying them a dime) but a random person in the world who likes distracting themselves from THEIR own struggles by writing silly Muses, in silly verses, in a silly made-up world, even if they roleplay dark themes.

Because you know what's that about? It's about having fun and controlling a world where you can write crazy shit and make decisions you otherwise would never. So when a Mun projects all of that and makes it another Mun's problem, you kill their passion. Yeah, you fucking murder that shit. I have been in so many situations like that back in 2014 Tumblr, and recently during Covid on Discord. I can probably write a thesis on this.

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

I am over a trend, particularly on Tumblr (hence I prefer discord), where everything has to be clean-cut-pretty-saturated and formatted. If you like doing that and if you enjoy doing that, I am not talking about you. I am talking about writers who make that a condition upon which they decide if you are WORTHY of interaction. Because god forbid my icon is not 1x1 gold-plated, 34 karat, right? Those of you from OG Tumblr, you GEEEEET me, yeah? For me? Idgf if your text is as big as my ego or you lack icons, let me fucking eat your writing because I am starving, and greedy, and I want to give you 20 plot ideas and make you write 30 threads with me. I am actually kneeling like. Hello?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

I grew the fuck up LOL. I learned how to appreciate writers not based on aesthetics but based on the way they share their love and passion through writing. I've learned how to give feedback and interact with so many cool creators who just want to write a paragraph or 20 pages. Doesn't matter.

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

PREFACE: I am new to the fandom (MDZS) on tumblr in general.

I love you guys. You guys are so cool. This fandom has amazing writers, only the kindest people. Actually, I forgot I was on tumblr for a moment. OOOOOOOOONE little critique: guys why are we so much in canon? Fuck the canon, can we have these cultivators in some crazy aus? More mafia aus, more magic aus, what if we sent the entire Lan Sect gang to Game of Thrones? What if Jiang Cheng was in Dune? I wanna see deepest, darkest desires in world-bending. What if we do Dungeons and Dragons? You're telling me you don't wanna see Necromancer Wei Wuxian x Cleric Lan Wangji stuck in Abyss? Guuuuuys.

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

If you looked at a jar of salt and me, you'd see no difference.

[veveisveryuncool]

next up in the redeemed villain squad, the bitch ass egg that i used to scream "die" at when i was 8 (i never forgave him for his sins)

headcanon time yee haw

around 20 years old, the youngest in the kumazaki trio (excluding marx), a fact that he both hates and takes advantage of

cannot drive a damn thing. too busy gaming to get a license. this is why the lor has crashed 263827848383 times. do not trust him at the head of the star allies sparkler.

bandana dee HATES him and does not trust him one bit. magolor makes a point to be extra annoying to him.

VERY interested in the Ancients to the point where he dresses like them and tried to base his whole personality off the "ooo magik smart spooky so wise" vibe. he is an overzealous fanboy who cosplays everywhere he goes.

like tell me you don't see the similarities between magolor and hyness's robes. magolor probably found out he was 0.002% Ancient and ran with it (his ears look very similar to hyness's just saying)

game magolor is aroace but won't stop flirting with every living being (manga magolor is a different story)

has offered all his friends part time jobs at his themepark, they are now an unstoppable staff team

idk man something about how taranza is an expert in magic and susie is an expert in technology and how magolor is a perfect blend of both, constantly fluctuating between dramatic and poetic speech patterns and modern lingo. how the themes of their games revolve around the loss of love, family, and friendship for taranza, susie and magolor respectively.

susie and magolor get into petty fights at least once a week. they are either planning to kill each other or gossipping and counting money at any given point.

loooves to make fun of taranza. that's not nice, dude. stop.

lowkey kinda jealous of taranza for being better at magic than him. taranza offers to teach him but he always declines.

this guy is marx's biggest supporter #1 bestie bro before hoe partner in crime, all that jazz

they pull off silly shenanigans together and are banned from most public spaces.

magolor has taught marx everything he knows. their tomfoolery is unmatched.

has a hard time expressing his true feelings, often puts on a facade of overdramatizing his emotions to the point where it seems fake

genuinely does like making new friends, he thought that by obtaining the master crown, he could make a universe where people would have no choice but to like him because he would be the greatest ruler in the galaxy and overcome his crippling loneliness

option B was making a themepark, where he would be the harbinger of fun and joy, creating a space where people could meet and make new friends and hopefully see how fun and friendly magolor was, too

he is overjoyed that kirby considers him a friend after everything and would do anything for him

constantly trying to get on meta knight and dedede's good side

magolor's got outfits for every occasion. a real fashionista, that guy

[mothwithapencil]

your street fighter art has brought me much joy...thank you ^_^ i wasnt too familiar w vega b4hand but. he's got me in his claws now... i'm seeing the vision....i would like to hear more of what u've concocted for his siblinghood w cammy if you would like 2 share! what the dynamic could be like when cammy was still a doll under shadaloo, vs when she started fighting bison, etcetc. the silly the serious how things change over the years >:0 apologies if this is a tall order

(Also. mike tyson cartoon balrog knocked me back. What are the odds that he, too, has a van with "BI GUY" on the license plate)

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE A VEGAHEAD NOW.... He got me in his claws as soon as I saw him... The vega army grows stronger...

His siblinghood with Cammy (and also Decapre) is so very special to me. You can check out this post first for some stuff I said about them that I'll extrapolate on here. RAMBLE TIME.

Vega and Cammy are very similar and share several traits and I think a lot of it has to do with him having to train and take care of her and the other Dolls. It makes me so very insane that Vega is generally portrayed as this cold and uncaring murder guy who only loves himself, and yet...

Please look at these dialogues from Alpha 3. HE CARES ABOUT HER SO MUCH. IT HURTS. There's so much here. He wants her to be safe. He cares about the girl he took care of so much that he calls M. BISON A COWARD. Bison could kill Vega by looking at him and yet he stands up to him for the sake of someone else's safety. I rambled about their relationship and his feelings towards her more in a text to my gf I'm too lazy to rewrite:

Btw yes I am making a drawing about the braids. They hold so much symbolism TO ME. The braids he did for her... One of the few remaining things connecting them.... It means a lot to him, and you can see how much it means to him in A Shadow Falls:

While she's passed out he just stops to pick up one of her braids and his eyes immediately soften. And then he leaves without really doing anything because he sees that Cammy wants to protect Decapre, who she knows is her sister. He doesn't try to kill Cammy or anyone she loves. Every time he fights her he just sees her as a worthy foe (in the Alpha 3 dialogue up there he later changes his mind about Cammy not being a good opponent as he rescues her from the Shadaloo base). And later in A Shadow Falls when Cammy and Decapre are fighting the other Dolls, he goes against Shadaloo's ideals and frees the Dolls from the Psycho Power controlling them. At the end of the story he throws away his mask. Vega is not heartless... He has kindness and compassion... He has sweetie powers.... He just doesn't want you to know that because he hasn't been allowed to have emotions for so long... He's just stuck working for people he hates. Every time Bison isn't a direct threat to him he just goes back to Bullfighting. He doesn't care about those guys at all and the only thing truly keeping him is probably the fact Bison or another Shadaloo member would show up at his home and kill him if he quit. I think he wishes he could have the same freedom Cammy has... He's proud of her for breaking the cycle of being used as a tool by Bison and wishes he could be afforded the same luxury...

They all even pose the same way... There's a couple pieces of art where theyre posing this way and they share some similar moves too.... The parallels... They compel me....

I don't know if Cammy will ever piece together that Vega is her weird questionably evil possibly clone-related big brother. Decapre is much more similar to him visually and maybe that will tip her off. But for now all of her past growing up in House of Bison is known only to Vega and the fleeting memories kill him every day. He may feel particularly closer to Cammy but he stills shows care and compassion for Decapre too. He loves his sisters so very much and thus....

SOMETIMES A FAMILY IS WHATEVER THIS IS ↓↓↓ ‼️‼️

ITS SO HARD BEING A SINGLE MOM WHEN YOURE AN ASSASSIN FOR SHADALOO AND ALSO A GROWN MAN💯💯

(Also, for the last portion of that ask: I do think Balrog has a "BI GUY" vanity plate. Beef IS Gross, Unethical, and Yucky. That IS what he reads when he sees it. He DOES look at the bi men checking him out and say "we like to put the same thing in our mouth!" Its true. I saw it happen. Lmfao)

[aettuddae]

cute little serim 🫶🫶, the idea that serim has snsd PLANT version is amazing, i love it, gardener put it back on!

thinking about how ever since theyve met eo, jimin and serim privs have just been tweets about each other

KARINA NOT EVEN ATTENDING THE FUNERAL DESPITE LIVING IN THE SAME PLACE AS SERIM WHQAHSHSHSHSHS (she just killed another shes officially a serial plant killer 😪😪)

serim girltwink confirmed

WHATS SERIM FAV MUSICAL PLS TELL ME 🫨

ningning undoing the bottom button on her pjs serim pls give this girl some attention 😭😭

OH WOW 😲😲😲 them kissing before they start even just enjoying the other presence 😭

hiro:1 serim:0

(ALSO HARU AND LONG CHAT LMGNFBDBD IM SORRY THAT WILL ALWAYS BE MY STUPID SILLY BARNEY/SPONGEBOB/PUPPY BABY 😖😖 i think about her all the time, harumin come home the kids miss u…)

im also very stressed trying to figure out which version of the album i should get 😭😭 MIND U i dont even own a cd player…

- 🕷️

my favorite gardener sone, i just know yuri would be proud of her

they're obsessed with each other omg what happened to tweeting about the weather and one's bad luck? 🫴🏼

i picture jimin on that very specific pajama she has (i know you guys know which one i mean cmon) with messy hair, passing by the balcony while serim is on a black dress with a veil crying to a box with dirt and some leaves and then wondering when she went wrong to end up like this

serim has an official girl twink license.

ok i feel like if you play a random musicals playlist serim is the kind to know all songs 😭 i don't know why i got this random idea of her not being able to fight the urge of starting to sing empty chairs at empty tables everytime she sees a free table (?

BUT, she enjoys musicals like hairspray, kinky boots, chicago (merely bc tiffany played roxie on it), the producers, moulin rouge, even heathers kinda. but maybe i'd say the rocky horror show as her favorite one. although she cries with rent.

hope it makes some sense..🧍

this close 🤏🏻 to turn the smau into ningning x serim i can't keep seeing this kid like this

sometimes your biggest enemy is hot, okay? and you could kiss them

SHUT UP I HEARD LONG CHAT, THEN READ THE LYRICS AND I WAS LIKE HARU WHERE ARE YOU MY SWEETHEART 😭 i'm truly so fond of her and hole in one i can't do this anymore i'm closing my blog

then buy the cdp duh 🫴🏼 (maybe it will arrive SOMEDAY 😭 can't believe it's not shipped intl). saw that the MY power version is the most complete one !! hope you can figure out, then come and brag about it 🫶🏻

(long ass answer btw sorry for yapping so much)

[the-whispers-of-death]

angst be upon you

i've been thinking about what my ocs would be like if their lives were just a little different. just imagine

a Hazzard that loves science and knowledge and nature and humanity and wants to use the science to make a better world and sharing his knowledge with people

a Void that is just a regular degular young man going to university, hanging out with his peers, joining a theatre club for fun, not being covered from head to toe, not a blemish on his skin, chatting with friends and preforming in plays

a Romanas who learned to be gentle, who got the help and love he needed, who is just a normal man working a normal job, making friends and the most harm that he has done to himself being a small cut he got while cooking

a Johan who.... well.... he.... hm

a Diana that is going to regular medical school, studying under licensed doctors, healing people and never seeing a military base or a soldier in her entire life

a Vaccine and Dartboard who are known as the eccentric twins in town who do odd jobs and are saving up to one day have their own club

an Otto who is a town mechanic and local robots nerd who fixes cars and teaches kids to make silly little things in his free time, who is a "safety first" kind of man making sure that no accidents happen

a Vendetta that still has no attachments but that's because the whole world is their home, who travels the world painting and photographing the places they visit, who never killed or became a sniper and instead uses their sharp eyes to catch details for their paintings

a Boss who is a business owner, using his mangerial skills to do business, giving jobs to people and making cash in a legal way that involves no violence, who never saw the cruelty of commander or became cruel enough to be part of the inner circle, who is just a fancy old man working towards an early retirement

a Selga who is a regular degular janitor quietly doing his job, singing along to the music in his headphones, who goes back to his little apartment and relaxes on his couch with a cold beer, who's hands are steady as he writes his own songs while he eats a nice heated up snack

and the nameless soldier that killed commander who never became a mercenary and never lost his squad, his sanity or his life, who spent his time working a nice safe job going back home to a loving family, living a life free of cruelty and torture, living out his days and only going over the treshold when he's old and gray, surrounded by the people he loves most knowing he didn't waste his life fighting for nothing

if their lives were just that little different they would've never met eachother most likely.... so as cruel as the current universe is to them we can be thankful that they got to meet eachother :)

except for the nameless soldier rip my guy you freed everyone you the real mvp

What did I do to deserve this angst?? (/lh)

Anyways, yes, let's be thankful they got to meet each other. Nameless soldier, though, hurts my heart. I hope the afterlife is treating him better than the mortal realm ever did.

[some-pers0n]

[Favourite guy being in reference to Medic TF2 of course]

I hope this is slightly sufficient. Here's just the main ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Let's get to it.

Medic's real name is Ludwig Ludwig (yes his parents love him btw) but he just often goes by as simply Ludwig

Born on February 14th, 1923

Aromantic asexual and will quite literally rip out your jugular if you make advances on him

^ Greyplatonic as well

^^ He IS partnering though and is in a QPR with Engineer

Low empathy autistic

^ On top of it he has ASPD

^^ NO he is NOT a "psychopath" and I WILL kill you with a rusty shovel if you try to say anything like that. He's just gets bored a lot and is really silly now because he's doing something he loves and enjoys it

Ethnically Jewish (in particular Ashkenazi)

Atheist who knows that God is real, but just doesn't follow him

^ I'm being dead serious when I say that Medic takes personal offense to God being seen as the most powerful being in the universe and the one who dictates the laws of nature

Naturally has curly hair

^ He gels and combs it to make it like how it is

^^ If he just wakes up or if it's One of Those Days then he doesn't do it and just kinda leaves it all curly and messy

^ He's still got a fucked up receding hairline though do NOT forget it

WORST DRIVER YOU'LL EVER SEE. I cannot overstate how terrifying it would be to be the passenger while this guy is driving. He has the worst road rage, drives like a maniac, goes like fifty over the speed limit, yells and laughs the entire time, and likes taking "shortcuts" by driving on grass and off-road stuff. I would have a heart attack if I was in a car while he's driving

Literally no sense of humour and most of the stuff people find funny from him is just him being 100% serious or sarcastic

^ If he tries making a joke it's delivered in the most awkward way possible, to the point where people think he's being genuine

^^ He is actually pretty good with storytelling though

Plays the accordion, violin, piano, and clarinet

^ He's a major show off

When he was young he preferred exploring the woods and climbing trees and eating dirt and watching the woodland fauna go about than playing with the other kids

He is a lot more sympathetic and kind towards animals seen as pests (rats, pigeons, etc)

Went to Miskatonic University but then promptly left with a fake medical license after almost being caught killing like nine people

^ It's a long story :)

[wonderousmonarch]

Kamen Rider Wizard Thoughts #3

This series is so silly

Episode 6

- I like to think Haruto has some magical way of tracking this donut cart

- bros in love

- wait is this a love demon?

- love is in the air? no! gas leak!

- are they dealing with The Rizzler this episode?

- HIS DONUTS NOOOOO

- I joke about his stupid belt but I do love his transformation so much

- wow his aim fucking SUCKS lol

- UNICORN! GET HIS ASS!

- uh oh. pretty girl doesn't trust the police (based) I wonder if she kills people

- oooh this jacket. I like it :3

- yep. she's stealing things from the people she dates.

- yep. she's scamming everyone she dates

- does Manami just flirt with everyone in a pink shirt

- love is in the air? WRONG! Pyramid Scheme!

- the ground just ate her

- I really want him to say "it's time to rock" when using his earth transformation

- GIGA DRILL BREAK??? god if only.

- "Hello Manami. I'm yellow now."

- do NOT let me become a Kamen Rider unless you want to hear the most marvel movie ass one liners you've ever heard

- he curved the bullet

- god I love this man

Episode 7

- is this bitch trying to get killed

- sad boys club

- get these sopping wet men out of my sight

- the stank ring. the ring that makes you stanky

- not that anyone can tell, but I do watch the whole opening every time. if they didn't want me to watch it they wouldn't have made the theme such a banger

- they need to get off the other phantoms asses. they're just vibing

- in-cop-etence

- the phantoms need a different strategy than the "fear of death"

- the nefarious concrete tubes. didn't they come here in Geats?

- rinko did you even try to stop her from leaving? it can't have been that bad

- oh. is she stuck in the past? trying to buy back her childhood home?

- ah. she was.

- the devious landowners plan to destroy her home

- see there we go! a plan that is actually going to work!

- man id be so good at this phantom thing.

- Haruto my goat. lock the fuck in

- he's getting whackamoled

- OH SCENT! THE FUCKIN

- YEAH!!! THE STANK RING!!!

- how is he going to kick him he's in the DRILL POWER!!!!! NEVER MIND!!!!

- oooh big fan of this combining ring abilities. the spell combinations go hard

- the classic orange filter to show it's the afternoon. this really is tokusatsu

- KEEP HER DREAM ALIVE!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

- oh my goodness phoenix is crashing the fuck out

Episode 8

- man it really bugs me that these two partners don't end on an even-numbered episode

- there's allegedly going to be a new magic ring

- oh. there it is i think.

- white bird! it knows how to open doors! how sophisticated!

- Koyomi's rock sense is tingling. it means the rock might be evil.

- uh oh evil lady found a child. this won't go well.

- the English subs for the opening lyrics like, almost work if you try to sing along? it's only a couple parts where they really line up and that bugs me. at least I could sing along with Ex-Aid's opening

- "the ghouls are out"

- I love the rings so much but I HATE wearing rings. my ass could never be wizard

- why is shunpei matching outfits with this kid

- ooh Haruto lore

- Phoenix aka mr crash out

- I wish a pretty snake lady would boss me around...

- I love his familiars. go my little guys.

- ah, the classic car crash victim. many such cases.

- OH SHE WAS THE NURSE! yikes man

- did his mom take away his X-BOX

- oh shit Wiseman is giving phoenix a license to kill

- ah. father issues.

- "because she knows me... and I'm a wizard." that probably sounded cooler in his head

- HOLY SHIT

- OH MY GOD

- NANSBFHSIWJDB

- ahem. Haruto, kick his ass.

- yeah the Phoenix guy is probably immune to fire. nice job Haruto.

- PUT THE SOG ON HIM!!!!

- he did not put the sog on him. this might be bad.

- oh boy Haruto's getting boxed. folded like laundry

- into the drink :(

Episode 9

- last one before I conk out

- y'know I haven't mentioned this but. I like the effect that Wizard has on his voice when he's transformed. Meteor had something similar (I think) but I think it fits Wizard REALLY well with how his suit looks. idk I'm a sound design major so I'll be commenting on parts of the audio experience as well

- RED EYES??? UH OH

- I think Haruto might be having a phantom problem.

- Y'know, Rinko hasn't shot anything in a while, at least give her some silver bullets or something. let girlypop be useful

- DID HE JUST PUNCH THE GLASS TO GET INSIDE??? WHAT AN ICON

- is his dragon summon... his own phantom? that's raw as fuck

- "he's trying to take away hiroki's parents for good... just like me!"

- the new ring is done :D

- Medusa could destroy my life

- bro came in to unplug their life support

- oh it was all a dream... or is it

- it was :)

- TELL EM HARUTO!

- this show makes me happy. im not confident in ranking it yet but I like it

- Haruto my poor baby. give him a big hug

- ooooh new ring :)

- is he going Dragon Mode?

- LETS GO

- not the ERROR....

- stop folding bro like laundry he's just trying to enjoy donuts and be whimsical

- oh fuck

- I am thou, thou art I....

- THATS RAW AS HELLLL

- BURN... BURN.... BURN BURN BURN!

- oh my god hes looking like a bottle of ketchup

- oh but the music.... oh yesssss

- HE COPIED HIS SWORDS MY GOAT

- "you don't have the chops to beat me!" *stabs him*

- DRAGON REALLLL

- holy shit the fucking T-Pose Beam attack....

- Medusa is all alone now :(

- oh nvm. he is a phoenix I guess

- episode good dragon strong I'm eepy