#[ misc. ] talk

[acid-ixx]

— masterlist !

ngl imagine pulling up in a matching suit with clark kent, your affair partner, your cute, definitely not superpowered lap dog, to the function, being openly affectionate with him in public, allowing his to flirt with you in public as a huge middle finger to bruce wayne as revenge after he's neglected you. THEN removing the first button of your shirt, revealing love marks in front of him and yet never once batting an eye to him, instead choosing to proudly display your ravaged body like an artistic piece of work, as an even bigger FUCK you to him.

like yeah sure, he can sport a raging boner at your braveness, knowing your spiteful attitude paired with your softness to family is his type, but he also has to wear the hat of universal shame 'cause he's not even divorced to his own spouse yet and yet here they are in another person's arms. in clark kent, superman's arms.

bruce can already hear his children swearing at him up and down for how hard he legitimately fumbled. damian is SICK after watching the scene before him, fuming from jon being so sickeningly sweet towards you, careening from your attention like a damn prideful peacock. you're handfeeding jon all the pastries, kneeling before his level and coo'ing when he makes a disgusted face at the food he doesn't like. and damian hates jon's open childishness!!! (he wishes it was him).

steph's all like, "THIS COULD'VE BEEN MY FATHER/MOTHER FIGURE I ALWAYS WANTED IN MY LIFE?!" just watching conner totally, definitely not purposely being clumsy and spilling food all over himself, just for you to gently scold him and help clean off the mess with your handkerchief— tim's already planning a contingency on his best friend in the background, cass is ready to beat throw some hands after the gala.

jason keeps grumbling, swearing at bruce because in no way, shape or form was this man NOT madly in love with you from all your years of marriage! you're literally the perfect spouse material and bruce done fucked up sleeping with others while you both lived under the same roof. (as if he himself wasn't involved in the shared neglect they all had towards you, but he doesn't want to admit it, and he can't deny that it's also a great excuse to bash on the old man, too).

world's greatest detective? more like the world's greatest fumbler of the century. both in canon and in fanfiction and i'm never letting him live that role down.

☝️ this is basically the premise of my upcoming oneshot for a loving family, an unpalatable desire because i kinda wrote way too much words for a supposedly short drabble, and also because i'm excited for the new superman trailer!!! so think of this as my gift LMAO. i'm also trying to finish writing my other oneshots related to this series.

(i chose to make the reader wear a suit because one: suits are so perfect if you want to maintain an elegant vibe and still keep it neutral to the reader's gender. two, because i think bruce would find his own spouse in a suit hot. three: matching lapel pins with clark kent is way too adorable to me is all i can say).

[catnippackets]

I think the next clinical therapy speak term we need to start taking away from people is "sensory issues" because if I hear one more person talking about how they have to shave because of their "sensory issues" I'm gonna scream. does it make you spontaneously burst into overwhelmed tears? do you feel like screaming and kicking a wall to escape it? do you want to maim your own body to destroy the part of you that's processing the sensation just to feel a shred of relief? are you instantly having to exert effort to fight off the instinct to harm whoever is causing the sensation to make it stop? or do you feel kind of uncomfortable

[katsigian]

Why are fandom discord servers some of the most stress inducing places in the world like why is it when you post anything into any channel it feels like either a) you're purposely being ignored or b) you've pissed someone off just by speaking. It's such a pain in the dick because if you want any sort of help with anything or want to be even a little bit apart of a community, you have to be in these servers. While the whole time it feels like that one picture of all the girls sneering at the camera because you showed your face in there

[yearningsaphic]

I know the bisexuals are going through it after watching the SNL skit with Sabrina Carpenter, Pedro and Bad Bunny. And by bisexuals, I mean me

[phaideii]

Saw someone use the tag "THERE IS NO WORD FOR BETA IN THE KREMNOAN LANGUAGE" on a fic, which is definitely my favorite variation of "no beta we die like men" I've seen.

[heretherebeturtles-comic]

Are you familiar with Sonic the Hedgehog???

Familiar with him?

He's my best friend! (previous hyperfixation)

[leons-art-pit]

I could go on forever about Ne Zha and Red Son's relationship with this village, but I had to keep this down to a reasonable page count, so sadly I will only be showing this visit (atleast in the main comic)

Super proud of how some of these perspective shots came out :D

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Glamour notes: I didn't want to change the look of Ne Zha or Red Son too much, so their greyscale colours stay the same, but Red's hair does change colour to not stand out too much. AND I have since learned a lot more about Ne Zha, so while the rings on his wrists are hidden by glamour, the ring around his neck will make a reappeance next part when I can draw him properly without the glamour.

Some dialogue I had planned for the first page that I decided not to include:

Red Son: There's more peasant stalls

Ne Zha: Don't call the people here that

Red Son: Fine

Ne Zha: It doesnt feel like the sky was split by a beam of light just a few weeks ago... If anything this place is thriving...

[housecow]

You should add a melted stick of butter to your shakes.

you’re asking me to get up out of my desk chair, walk out of my room, walk into the kitchen, grab butter from the fridge, grab a bowl to microwave it in, microwave said butter, and then pour it into my heavy cream?!?! nooooo. that’s too many calories wasted, all my shake stuff is in my desk fridge so i don’t have to get up !!

[yameoto]

The first thing I think of when I see this is broke ex patrick zweig

broke ex!patrick whose good morning text is simply a venmo request. broke ex!patrick who calls you pissdrunk to pick him up from bars so you can foot the bill. broke ex!patrick whose sending u 32 voicemails at 4am that u don’t even open. because he’s done this before and you didn’t get the sound of his filthy pants n the sloppy sound of his dick slapping against some other girls mouth out of your head, in his vain attempts to get u jealous. one new voicemail for each new girl. calling them the names he used to call you “pretty fuckin’ princess” “y’so good. so much better—“ and the second last one is punctuated by the sound of her sputtering, choking, gagging (she doesn’t take it as well as you). n he’s cursing and grunting and then he moans your name as he comes. guttural and ripping deep from his chest, completely unmistakable; and the next voicemail is the girl jerking back. spitting his dick out of her mouth n slapping him across the face. broke ex!patrick sending u a slew of more voicemails after that that’s just him jerking himself off n being like “fuck baby i miss your tight lil pussy so bad.” “m’sorry ‘m’sorry. i’ll pay you back next time. swear. pay you back with this fat fucking cock if you just—“

[acid-ixx]

I really want to know how dick crashes out can you give us maybe snipits( I mean whole ass paragraphs so I can reread them when I hyper fixate on your series again) please pookie?

— masterlist !

i don't want to spoil as much anymore since i'm releasing chapter six soon enough, but here's a comprehensive list of all the instances dick has tried to, but ultimately failed at hiding his not-so suble crash out towards everybody for the latest chapter.

1. he throws his phone across the room, then he is so close to throwing one of bruce's batarangs on the screen because the family realizes your lack of social media presence.

2. he also threatens to electrocute jason with his escrima sticks once he gets his hands on him because the second oldest refuses to confess the full detail of what happened.

3. him and bruce have a near screaming match and had to be held back by the scuff of his suit by cass and alfred's scolding in the background. he also insults the hell out of the bat like there's no tomorrow and brings up his absence on the day of your arrival in the manor like he didn't just leave you alone afterwards.

4. his phone is oddly alive after violently kissing the walls, he tries to call you again, seethes, then he settles for tracking down your location through your sim card.

5. he threatens bruce at like every second, it's kinda funny.

6. they find out where jason currently is (near your apartment as stated in chapter five) and dick almost takes it as a sign to ditch everything right now just to find you himself and drag you out just to confront you too.

7. he nearly cries in frustration and had to be on time out because he wasn't in the right mindset to properly assess what's currently going on. all that mattered to him was seeing you since he couldn't muster a clear imagery of his baby bird.

8. literally every single mention of him in chapter 6 is just him tweaking and becoming more feral because of guilt and also obsession— every moment of him is just him being so irritated yet so down in the dumps because of how badly he'd treated you and how much he wants to make it up to you.

oh, and damian is a different kind of crash out though. he's also as intense of dick but no more spoilers, just a few more days and a few more editing and it'll soon be out.

[spread-the-influence]

Your Toybox doodles and hcs just inspired me and made me write a 2/3 chapters long fic this is all your fault/silly

yes YES spread the toybox agenda YES

i would love to read it if it's done ! and that's totally not because there is literally no fan content of ragatha & zooble and i'm getting desperate at this point —

[katsigian]

Fortune favors the freak or whatever

[blluespirit]

back on my 'zuko is aroace' agenda. if i have to see one more post arguing about shipping i am going to start biting people. he's actually a single dad and never marries thanks bye.

[misc-obeyme]

"Can you see us in every timeline?" you ask.

Barbatos smiles down at you, meeting your bright and curious gaze. Your head is in his lap, both of you stretched out on a soft blanket in the castle garden. Barbatos is leaning back against a tree, a cup of tea held in his gloved hands. The sky drips with stars.

"I see many possibilities," he says, his voice eternally gentle, forever content to answer your endless questions.

You reach up and brush your fingers through his strand of bright hair. "It's just that I wouldn't be the same person without you," you say. "And the thought of there being other mes in other timelines that aren't with you… well, it makes me sad."

You blush a little at this admission because it sounds silly when you say it out loud.

Barbatos chuckles softly, but he puts down his teacup. He takes your hand, even as your fingers are still entangled in his hair. He puts his other hand against your cheek.

"We may not find each other in every timeline," he says. "But I have found that the echoes of each timeline ripple through the others. You are inevitably linked to every other you."

"But they won't feel what I feel," you say.

"They will have impressions of your feelings," Barbatos says. "Have you ever had an inexplicable feeling of hope or despair wash over you? That is a reverberation from yourself in another timeline."

You consider what he's saying. That somehow, you in your present time and space can impact the lives of other yous, if even briefly.

"What do you think they feel from me?" you ask.

"I cannot predict it," Barbatos says. He smiles and the way it lights up his face is so entrancing, you lose yourself in it. "I can only hope they receive soft moments where they feel my love, every time I see you, every time I touch you, every time I kiss you."

Your fingers squeeze around the hand that's holding yours and you lift yourself up to kiss him. His arm moves behind your back to lend you support as he returns the kiss - soft and sweet and with the lingering taste of hellfire rose tea. In another timeline, an unexpected warmth floods through you.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[dorkhellbside]

[meamiki]

mira !!! :]