#[[LIKE]] and [[SUBSCRIBE]] for more [[HYPERLINK-BLOCKED]]

[kurios-development-hell]

It's finally here! My little "demo" of what I've been coding for months little by little in Python, to prepare a base for my AU stories. Master Swatch has a message to tell you, will you listen to his words? 👀

Today ephemeris is my saint (falls on 6th of January), which is also national holiday in my country. What a nice day to release this brainchild 👏

Hope you like this scene I has been crunching since the 1st of January 😁 If you go to watch it on my YouTube channel for the HD version or more commodity -- where I plan to upload all my AU shorts from now on -- consider to [[SUBSCRIBE]] and give a [[LIKE]] to start nudging my channel into the [[BIG-SHOT]] zone 🚀 Here is the [[LINK]] 👇

((like, it asks for 500 subs for starters with the partnership -- the curve is more steep than the road to affiliate on Twitch's apparently, hmm... 🤔))

More to come in the future, as the framework for the fantasy of my AU is working quite well. If you wonder about when the visual-novel game is going to be released, that will be far flung into the future. I need to acquire more economic stability (like getting a job 🙇‍♂️) before making the game and releasing it into the world. But meanwhile, you'll be able to interact with my characters and see a glimpse about them and their personal stories before the main game is released, which is pretty dope, isn't it? 😋 Take them as a preface to the main story, whenever I'll be able to focus on the main game without scrambling each month to make ends meet (kromer doesn't grow on charred black egg bearing trees, you know?)

Anyway, hope you feel my video enough motivational to usher you into awesome feats for this year 😎 Believe in yourself and remember, little by little, drop by drop, you can fill up a sea! (even if it takes a [[REAL LONG TIME]] to happen). Patience has its rewards, but don't forget to take good care of yourself while at it 😊

Until then, and thanks for all the support, and for enduring with all my impecunious Spamtonian shortcomings 👋

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

I have covered my kitchen floor in 10'000 rat traps as @the-rat12 suggested. HAHAHA, YOU CANT GET MY BUTTER ANYMORE

YOU THINK DEPLOYING THE [Rat Traps] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE [[Big Cheese]] WITHOUT MY PATENTED [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!!! BELIEVE IT OR !!!!!

[multiversalgarrett]

Learning Blender by making Spamton

The End...?

LOOK MAMA! I'M [A Real Boy!]

I finished the animation! This is the last "Learning Blender by making Spamton" post, but I'm not done with this Spamton model. There are several longer animations I want to make with him. They might take a while, though...

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[bs-el]

[Hyperlink Blocked] could be something like "Detachment".

a lot of the fandom seems to think that it's "Determination" or "LOVE"/"Level of Violence" b/c of this usage

NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]! YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU! YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]!

and its implication that whatever mew were doing to Noelle during the weird route is essentially the production of whatever [Hyperlink Blocked] is. "Determination" in this case is referring to the Determination of Undertale's merciless route, which is effectively determination to get stronger and complete mewr goal, the ability to gain strength by detaching mewrself from the characters and the narrative as a being above the fiction. Rather than being a lightner suspending their disbelief and taking part in this dark world story, mew have the determination to not immerse mewrself in the dark world and remain a lightner in a world of darkness where objects are still objects. "Level of Violence" is roughly the same thing, as sans himself says in Undertale:

* LOVE, too, is an acronym. * It stands for "Level of Violence." * A way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt. * The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.

both "Determination" and "LOVE"/"Level of Violence" are concepts in the merciless route of Undertale that either represent or lead to detachment, and i think that the 11 uses of "[Hyperlink Blocked]" in Deltarune back me up a decent bit, which i'll talk about below the read more:

* THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! * AND I HAVE JUST. * THE THING. * YOU NEED. * THAT'S * [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * YOU WANT IT. * YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. * WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. * YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].

The first two times [Hyperlink Blocked] is brought up aren't really good evidence for any theory b/c Spamton is trying to pitch [Hyperlink Blocked] as a solution to Kris's problems. However, in this case, "Detachment" would be a great solution to Kris's little "being possessed" problem, wanting to be detached from the Soul controlling them. Additionally, Kris would want detachment from the narrative of Dark Worlds b/c they have some other reason for opening Dark Fountains and diving into the Dark Worlds that has nothing to do with the stories contained within.

I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.

Again, Spamton is just pitching [Hyperlink Blocked] to Kris as the solution to their problems, but he's also trying to make himself out to be someone who has [Hyperlink Blocked], which he kiiiiinda does if we're taking [Hyperlink Blocked] to mean "Detachment". He received some form of knowledge that drove him to madness and made him desperately seek to become "bigger" and reach for "H E A V E N", the latter of which has some few lines hinting that "Heaven" is the Light World. Spamton has knowledge that he's attached to the Dark World, and that in and of itself is othering, just as Jevil was othered by the same knowledge and locked away. Both of them became detached from their own Dark World and the darkners within.

WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU.

And very shortly after the previous usage of [Hyperlink Blocked] where Spamton is implying he has [Hyperlink Blocked], he's now implying he's desperate for more! He still wants to entirely detach from the Dark World and go to "Heaven"

* AND DON'T… FORGET! * TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] * HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

and

* DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!

"Don't forget to like and subscribe for more detachment from the narrative" have mew ever been watching a youtube video and been really immersed in it... and then suddenly the youtuber plugs their channel right in the middle of it and pulls you out of what mew were watching, detaching mew from what you were immersed in?

...okay, i'll admit this isn't the strongest example, but it's still something in the face of these gag lines referring to youtubers trying to increase their revenue by plugging their channel, just as Spamton is trying to increase his Kromer intake.

* LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] * [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] * [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]] * KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. * BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] * VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].

Spamton has no idea what his "Heaven" is like, maybe it does have [Burning acid] ! Either way, if they've gotten "BIG" and escaped the Dark World, then yeah, they will be entirely detached from the narrative of the Dark World, both of them will be! They'll be free to soak in it, even. Too bad Spamton doesn't know that Kris is trapped in another, larger narrative in the Light World.

* I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! * [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]] * SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] * BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO … * [[The Big One]] * I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. * [[Hyperlink blocked.]]

This is the usage that apparently had people thinking that [Hyerlink Blocked] could mean more than one thing, b/c it seems to imply that the word could be an adjective. If [Hyperlink Blocked] really is "Detachment", then this specific usage could just be "Detached". This is also the usage that implies that "[[Clown Around Town!]]" Jevil may also have some [Hyperlink Blocked] of his own. As described above, Jevil realized that his world was "just a game" and decided to "leave" it by putting a jail around the world, attempting to detach himself from it. He's certainly got his own share of detachment from the narrative of his Dark World!

* KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!! * HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!! * … NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK. * THEN WE WILL TRANSFER. * MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]].

This is possibly the weakest example of [Hyperlink Blocked] potentially being "Detachment". Unless Spamton himself has become entirely consumed by his desire to detach from the story and narrative of the Dark World, he wouldn't describe his mind and personality as his "Detachment". Fortunately for this theory, though, he does seem consumed by this desire to detach and get "bigger and better than ever". He wants to transfer his detachment to the new body so he can continue to chase his goal of reaching "Heaven"!

* THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. * GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. * DO THAT… AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] * EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.

Another weak example, but it goes back to Spamton trying to sell this idea of Detachment being what Kris needs. He seems to be offering the knowledge that lead him to understand who and what he is, that information that othered him and forced him into the beginning stages of his detachment from the Dark World.

* NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]! * YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU! * YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]!

Welcome back to the where we started, with Kris making [Hyperlink Blocked] with Noelle.

During the Weird Route, you/Kris directs Noelle to detach from the story of the Dark World, she becomes disconnected and uncaring for the "people" she's freezing, b/c they're just objects, they're just part of a dream, they're not real. She's following the directions she's being given and "completing" the "game". You/Kris manipulate(s) her into situations she doesn't want to be in by choosing for her that those things are what will happen. You/Kris force(s) her to Proceed until she understands the "rules" of the "game" and begins to freeze puzzles on her own. She goes through the motions of "completing" the "game" to the point that, when coming up to Berdley, she doesn't even realize who it is. She's become so detached that she doesn't notice that the next "Enemy" is someone she knows. and if you push her further, to get her to use a spell she doesn't even know in order to force her to continue to "play" the "game", she does so, and she continues to do so even to the very end when she freezes Spamton.

You have/Kris has made her detached from the narrative of the Dark World, so she has gained the power of someone who refuses to immerse themselves into a story. A story in a book is just words on a page if you don't immerse yourself in it. You can paint over the words. You can burn the pages. You can freeze the book. And when you're done with that, you can move on to "read" the next book, to "play" the next "game".

You have absolutely been making detachment during the Weird Route, that's like the thing that you are doing, like it's the whole point! Even to the degree that Noelle seems more fixed on the "other voice" that isn't Kris's and Berdly ends up frozen solid, detaching Kris from both of them. Spamton is on the very long and pointy nose with this one, if [Hyperlink Blocked] is truly "Detachment."

and to wrap up, "Hyperlink Blocked" is literally a connection from one webpage to another that has become disconnected and detached. You can't follow this link, the destination is detached from where you are!!

[r3l1abl3-ma1l]

* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!

* EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

* SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

* IM HERE TO [[Be a big shot]] AND YOU CAN TOO!

* FEEL [Free!] TO [Questions and concerns] IN MY [boxes for sale]

* SEE YOU!

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OOC:

hey y'all, welcome to Spamton's blog! Run by @aro-luigi

This is an AU, because I want to project my headcanons on him, so it's not entirely canon

See ya around, [little sponge]

Ask box is always open for asks, and if you'd like to ask me, not Spamton, something, then please specify it in the ask

Replies are not always quick, I have a life outside of Tumblr, too

That's all for now

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[apupp3tw0-strings]

Hey Chicago, Abbey Here. The stuff finally arrived! I've attached a little download link for the image I had a nice lady take for me before she ran away. Aren't these little blue pipis so neat?!

*Insert download link here*

Okay, so I'm home now and a little scared to click that, but I- Wha!? Spamton! Hey!

((Commission made for @aquadine.

EHAHHAHEAHAHH! GL4D 2 HELP A NOTHER [Satified customer]! DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] & PLS [Rate us 5 stars] @ UR NEAR EST [[Dumpster]]!

Spamton, didn't Papa talk to you about scamming people on the internet literally last night?

WHAT!? IT'S NOT A [Internet scam]! I GO T [delicis] KROMER & SHE GOT A [[High Quality Products]]! TH4T;S COMPLETELY [Fair and Sqaure]!

Gyeeeeh....

[30dbsc]

WELCOME EVERY [Man and Woman] T0 MY VEERY LATE [All New] INTRODUCTI0N!!

Hello Tumblr!! Tis I, hikki, whose Spamton obsession has been going strong for a year.

I usually draw Spamton! I'm still trying to look for my own artstyle, though.

I usually play Chech0's Deltarune Roleplay, which is also where I train my Spamton speech!! Going just great.

DNI: N$FW, Proshippers, weirdos overall

Hoping that my posts will make you smile even for a little!!

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[starlos-soulmate]

HEY HEY HEY light<NERS, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF MALE L1GHNTER D AND MALE [darkner] BREEDING, [your ol' pal] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE DARK>nerr FOR H U M A N S !?!???? NOT ONLY AM I IN THE FIELD [pipis] GROUP, WHICH IS MOSTLY COMPRISED OF [sales, sales, sales!], IM AN AVERAGE OF 4”3.5’ TALL AND 68.[$9.99] POUNDS, THIS MEANS I AM LARGE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE HANDLE HUMAN [MEAT-STICK] , AND WITH MY IMPRESSIVE BASE STATS FOR HP AND ACCESS TO [ACID OH GOD] ARMOR, YOU CAN BE ROUGH WITH [1.99]. DUE TO MY MOSTLY [Mercury, francium, cesium, gallium, and rubidium] BASED BIOLOGY, THERE’S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT AN AROUSED [Number 1 Rated Salesmen ca. 1997] WOULD BE INCREDIBLY [moist], SO [moist] THAT YOU COULD EASILY HAVE [are you +18?] WITH [1.99] FOR HOURS WITHOUT GETTING SORE. I CAN ALSO [Hyperlink Blocked] SO IT’D BE INCREDIBLY [top 10 easiest receipts] FOR [1.99] TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD. WITH MY ABILITIES [Kromer abs.,oRB] & [KEYGEN!!] I CAN EASILY RECOVER FROM FATIGUE WITH ENOUGH [Kromer]. NO OTHER DARK<nner COMES CLOSE TO THIS LEVEL OF COMPATIBILITY. ALSO, FUN FACT, IF YOU PULL OUT ENOUGH, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR [BIG SHOT] TURN [#FF0000] SPAMTON IS LITERALLY BUILT FOR HUMAN [Dick-shaped Objects]. UNGODLY DEFENSE STAT+HIGH HP POOL+ACID ARMOR MEANS IT CAN TAKE [HEALTHY EGGPLANT PARM] ALL DAY, [all shapes and sizes] AND STILL COME FOR [but wait, there's more!]REMEMBER ALSO TO PUT SOME LITTLE DELICOUS KROMER, A BIT OF HOLY [CUNGADERO] AND SOME [hyperlink blocked] TO SOUND LIKE THE ORIGINAL [these birds are pissing me off]HEY HEY H3Y [[BIG SHOT]] YOU HEAR THAT NEW [[50% off Toilets]] THING!? IF I [[Capitilzim]] IT, I SHOULD [[Entertainment for 6 year Olds and under!]]YOU [little sponge] I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DYSLEXIC [hyperlink blocked]THIS IS [so cool.] [?&@#]ING AMAZING! GREAT [Jobs! Lots of jobs!]I can't [[agree to terms and services]] more!YOU FORGOT THE [[Caps for sale!!]] BUDDY !!! THATS NOT VERY [[Best salesman on Tinder]] OF YOUGREAT JOBS [little sponge] YOU HAVE DONE SOME [good sales] AND I [number 1 rated seller 1997] SPAMTON G SPAMTON IS [very proud] OF YOU [valued customer].

BUT ON A [different] NOTE ARE YOU INTERESTED IN [hots deals] ?AS SPAMTON G SPAMTON HIM S3LF THAT WAS PRETTY [Cash Money]HOLY [[Cungandero]] K1D, YOU [[Small]] [Little Sponge]!! YOU REALLY GOT THE [Spirit] OF A TRU3 [Salesman] WITHIN YOUR [[S O U L]]!1! ONE DAaY YOU'LL BECOM3 A [[BIG SHOT]] LIKE YA OLD P4L SPAMTON!!1! AND MAYBE 3VEN APPROACH... 4APpROACH... [[H E A V E N]] AND GET ALL tHE [Hyperlink Blocked]S YOUR VERY 0WN [Heart Shaped Object] CAN DES1RE!!1!iBUT TH3 [NumberOneRated] L3TTER IS 4LWAYS [Big]!!!THANK YOU [esteemed customer] FOR YOUR [$$$!]NICE [[Tips and tricks!]] YOU GOT THERE YOU [Dave the Babe] !! ALSO MAKE SURE TO [[Like and subscribe]] TO MY ONLINE [[Alpha male course]] EAHEAEHAEAHIT'S A SIMPLE [Task manager] KRIS! JUST YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE A [Starring rockstar] AND ALWAYS BE LIKE SPAMTON G. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ SPAMTON THE [Number 1 rated salesman!] DON'T LET YOUR THROAT BE YOUR [Roadblock]DON’T [Overindulgence] ON THE [Hyperlink Blocked], [Butt] DON’T [Under][Indulgence] EITHER. WHEN [Typewriter] FOR [Yours truly], DON’T PUT [Just an average kid] WORDS IN [Hyperlink Blocked]. [Rather], USE [Interwebs] TERMS, OR WORDS THAT ARE [Oddities] BUT STILL [Making Sense] With the . INTERNET SLANG [Works out] WELL. [Thank you for coming to my TED talk] LIGHT[nerd]S.

Thanks Spamton? I'm a girl though?

Though I am studying this like a bug

[azzxel]

And don’t forget to [like and subscribe] for more [Hyperlink Blocked]

[pancreant]

Y'all mind if I practice my deltarune guys here? Alright here goes: *drops egg on pan and it perfect cracks open and the shell flies off leaving only the literal image of "cracked egg" on the pan*

...I didst thate on purposeth.

I- HOW DID- AND YOU 2 CAN [Break a leg] EGGS JUST [Like and Subscribe!] ME IF YOU [Ring that bell for more] [Hyperlink Blocked]!

Holy #@%$ Kris are you SEEING this? I just perfectly cracked this goddamn egg!

Oh, look, Kris! I perfectly cracked the egg!

Lmao I Always Knew I Was Cracked

❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☜︎☝︎☝︎💧︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎💣︎💧︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎📪︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎

[pissmaster228]

All mentions of [[Hyperlink Blocked]] by Spamton

Since we're apparently still trying to guess what it is, here they are. So you can, too, understand that it's a different thing in every sentence, just like the hyperlinks on the sweepstakes website. Unformatted I am copypasting this from my txt.

living in goddamn garbage can(pre-battle) AND I HAVE JUST THE THING YOU NEED [[Hyperlink Blocked]] YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON`T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!

battle, deal, don't give money I'M A SALESMAN I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE [Money] I WAS IN IT FOR THE [Freedom] TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals], TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES, IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.

deal BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT KID. W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL… [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?

take the final deal COME ALONE AND DON'T FORGET TO [[Like and Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

OUR DEAL KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOUD COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]! AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!! BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEENS [Mansion] [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] [[Designed BY The Classics Youve Come To Expect! (C)1997]] KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked] BUT KRIS DONT [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!. AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? ITS SUCH A STEAL, IM [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!! TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT`S THAT GOOD!!! [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!

ABOUT YOU I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW IM THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]] SOON ILL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] BUT UNLIKE HIM IM GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... [[The Big One]] ILL GET SO. ILL GET SO. ILL GET SO. ILL GET SO. ILL GET SO. I`LL GET SO. [[Hyperlink blocked.]]

GIVE DISK KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!! HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste]] ALREADY!! … NOW KRIS. DON`T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK. THEN WE WILL TRANSFER. MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. DO THAT. . . AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT. . . [[Warning! If you consent to theterms and agreements, ]] [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]]

seal the fountain NO, I GET IT. IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]. YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU! YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked] ! AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SUPPLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME ! ! !

[cheppy-s]

[day 2]

hum! spamton NEO

it worked!!! he’s finally a real boi!!! finally a big shot!!!

[click for better quality]

[babygirlificationn]

Tried to draw Spamton extra shaped, I think it worked.

[pipissalesman1997]

https://www.twitch.tv/sylviecat21

guys im playing a fun gayme you should come watch maybe....

[asksunnyandmoonyfnafsb]

mom serious issue because I launched a missile at your dad it maybe possibly started a war between russia and the USA

-Pheonix this is a bruh moment smash like and subscribe gamers

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