#[🧨] This fits him so much... the hell

[seeyouonsaturn]

294 selfship questions

RED ❤️

part 1/5

🎈 - You come across someone making balloon animals. What animal would you get for your F/O? What animal would your F/O get for you?

He gets me a cat. Obviously he gets me a cat. Anyone that even just marginally knows me would get me a cat. I want to say that maybe he'd also get me a butterfly, because those are special to me as well, but I'll be realistic. It's gonna be a cat.

As for Prowl, it really depends. He's cat coded as well, but that's already a me thing. Bird would be the easy way out. Honestly, I think it'd really depend on whichever creature we saw and talked about most recently. He has those vibes that every animal is his favorite animal, and he's so right for that.

Balloon motorcycle would also be funny. I'd probably ask the guy if that's an option. But if it is, I might just have to keep it for myself (I'm sure Prowl would understand).

🧨 - Who’s more explosive or destructive? Why?

Usually neither. We got friends for that (looking at my Rat). If anything, Prowl gets a bit of a higher score just for his past self, or for the guy he becomes when you give him too many upgrades. But he doesn't mean to be like that and he's actively trying to better himself, so I don't really want to count it. We're both just chill.

🧧 - A birthday or anniversary is coming up, and you’re looking at cards in your local store. What card would you get your F/O? What card would your F/O get for you?

I'd be looking at all the cute (or funny) animal themed cards, for either a really pretty nature photo or a funny pun, because I'm very much a pun appreciator. And then I'd instead find a card with a motorcycle on it, clearly aimed at a biker, but with some line that sounds so wrong if the bike is the recipient of said card. It's too funny to pass up. Sorry Prowl.

These amuse me. I would so get him one of these. Or just one that's essentially a "riding that motorcycle" pun. Prowl is mildly done with my shit <3

Prowl would also get me some nature themed card... probably one with a cat. Because, again, that's just my brand. I have One Interest. My singular personality trait. He's not even wrong, I love cats so much.

🎢 - What would you and your F/O’s favorite rides be at an amusement park?

Mine is rollercoasters. Why do you think I love motorcycle rides so much. Please just yeet me around at high speeds for a bit it's the best stim in the world.

Prowl would probably have to use his holoform to be able to even fit onto any rides, but I do think he'd be up for trying just about any of them! He IS a motorcycle, and quite used to not only insanely high speeds and flight, but also space travel – a rollercoaster would be nothing to him. I think he'd like them just fine, and would be happy to go with me for a couple of rounds at least, but eventually he'd grow a bit bored. It's more exciting for a human. Not too sure he'd be a great fan of the slower rides either, at least beyond trying them out once for the experience. But that's fine – once we're done with the rides, you can find us at the petting zoo. And we will not ever again be leaving the petting zoo. We have joined the goats now. We are part of the herd.

🎪 - What roles would you and your F/O have in a circus?

Prowl could do a lot of things. He makes stuff like trapeze skills or balancing acts look easy. And I mean, I think just being a transformer would get people to want to come look at him.

Meanwhile I do ✨️not✨️ have circus skills. I walk with a cane and my coordination skills are below average, what do you want me to do? I suppose I could pull off being the animal guy though. I mean, I do not support circus animal shows, they just aren't ethical, but in a fantasy world where the animals are totally cool with this? Hell yeah I could befriend a tiger.

Both of us together could probably also do some sort of show where he drives around in circles in his alt mode and I do gymnastics on his back, except we're cheating a bit because he's totally driving himself and also helping me with balance. I do have hypermobility. I could pull it off.

🎡 - Do you and your F/O have any cliche romantic moments (i.e. kissing at the top of a ferris wheel)?

I'm not much of a romantic in that sense, to the point that I can't even think of any such scenarios... except one, which is that I love myself a new year's kiss. I want the very first thing I do when the clock strikes midnight to be kissing the one I love most. It just feels like good luck.

Usually this honor goes to my cat. Last time there was no kitty, so I did actually kiss my little Prowl figure. It's as close as I can get ❤️

👕 - Can you easily pick out your F/O from a crowd? Can they do the same with you?

A crowd of humans? Yeah, I'm like at least 91% sure I can spot the alien robot. Now if it's a bunch of identical looking motorcycles I admit I might be in a bit of trouble. As much as I want to think I'd always know him, realistically speaking, the human mind just isn't made to recognize alt modes like that. That's the whole point of "in disguise".

I'm sure he'd know my face; it's saved in his processor. My face blind self is so jealous of that ability. But in a crowd of humans, when I'm not facing him, it might take him a moment too. We do all kinda look alike from the back too if you're an alien. Bunch of little things skittering around by your feet, gotta figure out which one's yours before you pick them up.

👗 - Who’s more likely to overdress? What would they wear?

Only one of us wears clothes so that falls to me by default. I AM a "bring a jacket just in case" kinda person either way, so it checks out. I get cold super easy. Plus, there's the whole "gotta wear biker gear" thing, which honestly sounds incredibly annoying and also warm. I love Prowl and he's 1000% worth it but by god having to walk around in all that all day every day does not sound fun or comfortable. But changing multiple times a day and then having to carry that shit around isn't better either, I know first hand how big and heavy that bag is gonna be. There are downsides to dating a motorcycle.

👚 - Who’s more likely to underdress? What would they wear?

As above, he wears no clothes. But if I do forget my jacket he'd have a spare jacket or blanket for me in his subspace, or just keep me warm by holding me close to his spark.

👙 - What kind of swimwear do you and your F/O wear?

God I just imagined a motorcycle in a skimpy bikini. Not root mode Prowl. Just the motorcycle. Do you think he'd let me put that on him just for shits and giggles. I promise I won't show Bumblebee. Beach episode.

I usually just wear a pair of cheap swim trunks (hell yeah poor life) and a binder. However I'm european and nobody gives a fuck here, and I usually go swimming at a lake in a small forest near my family's home with just my father and brother, and getting my binder wet is annoying, so sometimes I just go tits out. Nobody cares here. I've seen several other naked people in that lake. We even hung out. So if it's just the two of us - especially in some remote lake where there's definitely no other humans for miles - I'm hopping in naked. Idgaf. It's not even sexual I'm just German. He can look though, if he wants to. Ain't nothing he hasn't seen before anyway.

Prowl looking at me naked is barely sexual anyway, and vice versa. It's like maybe 10% horny and 90% admiring the organic form of a human. He is looking so respectfully. He could look less respectfully and I would not mind it.

[glamgatorr]

What Oddly Specific Aesthetic Are You?

Your Result: Low-hanging mists in a graveyard before dawn

You are fascinated by the complexities of life and death and find yourself drawn to things that are dark. perhaps it is your way to make sense of the world and your place in it. or perhaps it is simply fun for you to explore the parts of life that most tend to ignore. despite your interests in the macabre, you are not a scary person. in fact, you are very sensitive, passionate, and curious, and you care deeply about things. those around you will have a friend for life if they allow it. you are interested in the arts and aesthetics, and you have a wide knowledge of lesser known niches and subcultures. you do not shy away from difficult topics and you are refreshingly honest to talk to. you are always trying to find the deeper meaning of something, even if one doesn't exist.