#^^^^^ yeah thats kinda. inappropriate

[patchworkcuddlebug]

Checking In

>hey is the doll thing real no shame if its just a roleplay thing but like im starting to see em in town more and i just wanna see whats up

>oh! uh hi! sorry i didn't check this earlier i don't get a lot of messages but uh, yeah, i'm becoming!

>holy shit no way

>you're uh, okay with that right?

>what yeah i wanna see what its like and stuff its a witch right

>oh, yes! dolls only really become through magic, and witches are the ones who control it. i went to her and asked

>wait you werent like kidnapped

>i just felt as if i what? oh, no, of course not! she said that there's no n sorry. Miss said that there's no need when so many are willing

>miss

>yeah, it's... the right way for a doll to address a witch i thought it might be a context thing but. guess not!

>oh damn so you just cant control it

>well not exactly? i can hold it back but it feels... bad lt's a little like trying not to blink if i want to, i can just call her "the witch" but it doesn't feel lkie somethig n i should be sdoing Miss. she is my Miss ugh yeah that's already such a relief like, i felt myself shiver from the tension leaving my body

>holy shit so shes just mind controlling you?

>no, not really!

>why would you want her to do that

>it's more unconscious i think? like it's not about her replacing my thoughts with her own it just feels a little less natural to think certain things

>thats mind control

>and it's all for the sake well uh... in a literal way i guess she's technically co Miss is technically controlling my mind but it's i dunno, nice? sorry it's just a personal thing i'm not sure if I can really get into it

>oh cmon you gotta tell me more obey me or whatever your a doll

>right, of course

>theres no fucking way that actually worked

>please stop you're making me blush... but! um, yeah, i just... don't want to be a person anymore. honestly i don't think I ever was one i always felt so lost even if i had so much guidance like i was just supposed to BE something i'm not like it wasn't enough to just do what i was told, i had to change who i was always fuc always messing up and always being insufficient in a way that had to be corrected

>wait wait wait you cant sayh fuck

>so having Miss there to take away the um ...it's inappropriate

>yeah thats the point

>good dolls are meant to be polite

>im actually losing my shit right now is it supposed to be that bad

>i uh

>cuz i swear ive heard dolls say fuck does it like get worse

>it starts pretty small, and then it gets more intense day by day i could try to be rude but it would just make me feel gross not that being a human is gross or anything

>i promise i wasnt thinking that

>i'm still kind of resisting and everything after all i mean, being a doll sounds nice, i want to be one! but. this is the last time i'm going to be human (i think? you know how witches are) so i guess i just want to... savour this

>huh really yeah i guess i get it itd fuck me up if i got all my organs removed and shit

>oh um, if its okay for me to ask, why do people always bring that up? there's a lot to being a doll being just the organ stuff *beyond so it's kinda weird i keep seeing it come up

>its weird dude no offense like your gonna be porclin or plastic or whatever like im fine with it but its still weird to imagine

>yeah, i... guess it is a little striking? and it's the most outwardly obvious change so uh, i guess it makes sense people are usually attached to their insides, and stuff interoception, right?

>so whens it gonna happen

>uh, when's what going to happen?

>whens your body change

>sorry if that came out wrong i uh i'm... not sure, really Miss says it takes a while for everything to shift into place. and it's hard to know specifics from doll to doll but it'll probably take a little longer than the mental changes.

>the mind control

>she says i still ne yes, the mind control Miss says i need to be careful with tea. i'll crave it much more but my body can't survive off of it alone so i need to be careful with my food, and stuff

>cant she just command you to eat or whatever

>yes! Miss has done just that that's why i'm being so careful because good dolls are obedient and this one is a good doll

>woah uh right ok hey theres something i gotta do so thanks for talking to me and stuff

>oh of course! have a nice day ^^

. . . . .

>Hello! It's been a while since we've talked, how have you been?

>wait are you that doll

>Yes, this one is the doll you talked with a few months ago.

>holy shit no way theres no way it happenes that fast is that you in your pfp

>Yes! This one is on the left, next to Miss.

>yeah the doll i got that holy shit dude youre just a. fucking doll now what

>This one is a doll! Awawa! Would you like to talk more about dollhood? This one would love to answer questions for you!

>yeah im fine i think glad to hear about your whole thing have fun

>Oh, okay! Have a good day! Don't be afraid to reach out again if there's anything else you'd like to talk about!

. . . . .

>Hello again! Sorry it's been a while, this one has been a little busy with its chores. How are you?

. . . . .

>This one saw your last picture! Your partner seems very nice.

. . . . .

>Alright, you seem pretty busy. Be sure to reach out if you have a spare moment, this one would love to hear from you again!

[writtenbylandaur]

------☆ sunday streams ☆------

no lando stream can do without chaos

Lando's perched up streaming for the second time this year, Y/n was working in the living room but could hear Connor and Lando bantering every now and then.

She went in there to check a few times or just turned his stream on to tease in the chat. She was watching when she saw Lando take his shirt off, and hid behind the camera a little, his head peeking out.

She stood up and walked in immediately, Lando and Connor turned around as she walked up to Lando's seat, "Put your shirt back on." Y/n narrows her eyes at him. Connor laughs, while Lando just smirks, "Are you jealous?" He asks.

"I am not, it's just inappropriate." She whispers.

"Sure baby," He teases, not moving to put the shirt back on, "It got too hot in here." He adds.

"Put the shirt back on." She repeats, "Chat, it's not that hot, by the way." She bends down to peek at the camera.

"Aren't you the same girl who told me not to wear a shirt when cooking yesterday?" He asks,

"You have never cooked, you liar." Y/n snorts.

"She is lying, I cooked her dinner yesterday, dinner I couldn't eat it, but I still cooked." Lando muses, then he places his shirt on the table, "She loved it, if the reward aft-

"Lando shut the fuck up!" Connor and Y/n screech, making Lando giggle.

He wraps an arm around Y/n's waist, "Tell them you loved it."

"Put your shirt back on."

He tickles her waist, "Tell them you loved the chicken parma."

Y/n picks the shirt up, "Put it oooon Lando,"

Lando giggles, kissing her cheek, "Fine, because you look pretty."

He puts the shirt on, and rolls his eyes, "Happy?"

"Very." Y/n kisses his cheek but then stops, "Did you stain the shirt?"

"Yeah... it was an accident, that's why I took it off..."

"You took it off on the stream because you spilled something on it." She questions

"I am not wearing a dirty tshirt."

"So no shirt is the way to go?"

"Weren't you the one who told me you like me without the shirt?" Lando asks, making Connor groan,

"Weren't you the one who was shy to take your shirt off when we went to the beach last time?"

Lando gasps, not expecting Y/n to fight back, "Weren't you the one who came into my stream and told me to put my shirt back on?" He asks

"Aren't you the guy that cheated on Wizard Liz?"

Connor laughs, when Lando groans, "I didn't cheat on anyone, I don't even know who that is."

"Sure, thats not what the comments say buddy." Connor says, making Y/n turn around to face him and laugh.

Lando pulls Y/n closer, pulling her down to his lap, "This is my girlfriend, only girlfriend, and I would NEVER cheat on her." Y/n giggles when Lando kisses her cheek. "So fuck off with those comments on my Monaco win."

"That was kinda attractive." Y/n whispers,

"Brother.... get a rooom!" Connor groans, rolling his eyes.

"Technically this is my house so we already got a room." Lando responds, he leans on Y/n's shoulder as he checks his inventory before a raid.

"When does that logic get old?" A voice comes from Lan's headset,

"I forgot you were playing with Max for a second there." Y/n giggles.

"I think he just came back from afk." Lando explains.

"Yes I am back so can we start a raid already?" He asks.

"Can we ditch them?" Y/n teases

"Sure what do you want to do?" Lando asks immediately

"Hello?" Max and Connor echo, making Y/n chuckle.

"I'm joking." Y/n smiles, Lando pouts, "I would leave if you told me to."

"I know." Y/n pats his shoulder as she stands up, "I have work to do anyway, so I don't need you distracting me."

"She is so hot, booked and busy chat, my breadmaker." Lando exaggerates.

"Shut up you knob." Y/n slaps the back of his head and makes to leave, "If you guys need anything let me know."

She recieves a nod and hum as response and she leaves.

Lando looks dead into the chat after reading their messages, "Chat stop flirting with my girlfriend, she is taken."

-----

It had been thirty minutes, Y/n was trying to figure out how to fix the shelf she accidentally broke because of excess weight, she forgot she was stood on a stool so she tries to move but slips, and falls loudly, the shelf she was holding falling next to her, making a banging sound.

Lando never puts his headset fully on when Y/n's home so he jumps when he hears that sound, immediately standing up, Connor engrossed in the game didn't hear the sound but looked at Lando when he stood up. "Y/n? Babe?" Lando yells as he runs out of his stream room to check on her.

He walks into the kitchen to see Y/n slowly sitting up, he runs up to her, kneeling as he stops her, resting his hand on her shoulder. "What happened? Are you okay?" He asks,

Y/n just groans, hiding her face in his neck, "I am fine, just embarrassed."

"I'll give you space." Connor reads the room and walks back to the room.

"Where are you hurt?"

"Lando, stop fussing."

"Where does it hurt Y/n." He asks again, helping her up. She tries to hide it but groans in pain.

"Okay it hurts alot." She whispers, sniffling.

"Baby, where?" He asks, cupping her cheek.

"My back and neck hurt pretty bad, my ankles just hurt a little."

Lando nods, kissing her cheek, as he guides her to the couch, "What were you doing anyway?" He asks as he goes back to find the first aid things Y/n stocks for him.

Y/n doesn't answer, a little embarrassed as she notices Lando look at the discarded shelf near where she fell.

Lando put two and two together, as he walked up to the couch, "You have a very capable boyfriend, you know that right?" He asks, checking her ankle for her.

Years of racing has made him good at knowing when injuries are serious or just ice worthy, "It's not a sprain." He mumbles.

He inspects her back and neck too, "Nothing a massage from LN4 can't fix," Lando tries, hoping Y/n would crack a smile. He presses an ice pack on her ankle, making her wince, "Take it off it's cold." Lando doesn't listen, just kisses her cheek.

He used both his hands to press ice on her ankle and back, gently rubbing at times too.

"Aren't you supposed to be streaming?" Y/n asked, when Lando takes the ice pack away from her back, "Aren't you supposed to be letting your boyfriend fix shelves?" Lando quips, in a teasing manner.

Y/n rolls her eyes, "Shut up."

"Feeling better?" He asks, tracing her ankle with his thumb, Y/n nods, "I am sorry."

"For what?" Lando confusedly asks,

"For interrupting you stream and embarrassing you infront of steam and Con."

Lando sighs, kissing her lips, hard. "Don't ever talk about my girlfriend like that again."

-----

"Hi chat, sorry for ending the stream early, I need to look after my beautiful girlfriend, if that's okay." Lando pauses, exiting off Tarkov, "Thank you so much for joining, I really appreciate it, also waiting for me while I was afk. Thank you for your support team, I will now go partake in boyfriend activities. Love you-

"You can't end stream on that note!" A voice interrupts him, "Connor and Max are still playing, and I am fine."

"Too bad I already switched off the game," Lando leans back to smirk at his girlfriend.

"I am sorry stream," Y/n apologizes placing her palms on Lando's chair and looking down at his lean backed figure, "He is a bit overdramatic, this one."

"See you next time," Lando smiles as he sits up, switching stream off.

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im just starting my writing grind so i reallly hope you enjoy this!!!!!!! please let me know what you think :)

[hyuckiefluff]

hihi! can i request corruption kink with jeno or hyuck?? if thats okay!

a/n: thank u for requesting!! i decided to do jeno bc i haven’t written anything for him yet oh and somebody else requested that i do something similar to my jaemin request with jeno so two birds one stone i guess? anyways enjoy!!!!! psa i got way more requests than i expected so thank u to everyone who sent im gonna try to get thru all of them as quickly as possible (if college doesn’t k!ll me first)

btw thank u for 400 followers! love u all

pairing: jeno x tutor!reader

wc: 2k

content: smut

warnings: cursing, fingering, masturbation, edging (kind of) , mentions of food (ice cream), big dick jeno ofc, backshots yuh!!!, rough sex, jeno is kinda too much in this lol, marking, cum eating, taking risky pics without consent, no after care, usage of pet names like pretty and baby *whispers* and whore. lmk if i missed any

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Jeno had always liked experienced girls. The kind he didn't have to treat with gloves, who were game for him to fuck so hard that they'd feel it afterward. At least, that's what he thought he was into.

Then you walked into the picture as his little brother's tutor. You were always polite and proper, wearing those buttoned up shirts and pencil skirts that gave off a more mature vibe than your actual age. He knew you recently graduated college, which he liked because you were older than him. But the thing is, you were incredibly innocent and naive. I mean, you didn't even catch on when his brother cracked those not-so-subtle, inappropriate jokes about you.

Jeno wouldn't usually spare a second thought for someone like you. After all, you couldn't even hold his gaze for more than a couple of seconds. So, why on earth was he now holed up in the bathroom, pumping himself to the thoughts of your ass in that skirt? Maybe it was because of how clueless you were, bending over the table to help his brother with his work, offering Jeno a perfect view of your perked ass. He tried to resist, truly he did, but it was hard, especially when your shirt hiked up, exposing the curve of your back.

Jeno had to make a quick exit from the living room, and now… Here he was, working up a sweat in the cramped bathroom trying to imagine your hand, or even your mouth, around his dick instead of his own. Imagining how he'd finish all over your face, leaving you in a state of shock and fluster, those big, innocent eyes looking up at him.

"Shit..." he whimpered shakily, the release of his pent-up load leaving him trembling as the white liquid ended up dripping messily all over the bathroom's curtain. This was getting ridiculous… he needed to fuck someone now.

A sudden knock at the door made him jump, his dick still exposed, flopping around as he hurried to check that the door was securely bolted. He quickly adjusted his pants, grabbed some toilet paper, and tried to clean up the mess as much as possible.

What he didn't expect was to find you standing there when he opened the door, holding a popsicle.

He vaguely remembered you saying something about getting ice cream for everyone because it was so hot. That was right before he had bolted upstairs to deal with his urgent situation.

The popsicle was melting, its crimson contents dripping down your hand and arm. Jeno couldn't help but feel like the universe was testing him, and he swore he felt his dick come alive again.

"Oh, sorry... Uhm... I kind of made a mess," you laughed airily but averted your gaze when the eye contact got a bit too intense "Your brother mentioned you guys had wet wipes in here."

"Uh, yeah, down there" Jeno finally responded after a few moments of silently staring at you. You bent down to check under the sink where he directed you, giving him another tempting view of your ass. You missed the quiet grunt he let out while discreetly adjusting the growing situation in his pants. 

You straightened up after finding the wet wipes, looking somewhat torn between putting the popsicle down to clean yourself or eating it quickly. Jeno sensed your struggle and casually reached his arm from behind you to take the popsicle from your hand, allowing you to clean up properly.

"Oh, thanks," you said, using the wet wipes to clean your arms and the stained area on your shirt.

Jeno silently watched you in the mirror, his attention focused on the way the white shirt clung to your skin as you diligently worked to remove the stain. When you finally looked up, you found him eating the popsicle—the very one you had been licking just moments ago. Locking eyes with you, he noticed your bewildered expression and gave you a lopsided smile "It was melting."

"Oh..." you said quietly, the heat rushing to your ears revealing your flustered state.

You tried to return to your task, but he stopped you by suddenly grabbing your wrist. His own hand was now sticky from the melting popsicle. He pulled you closer to him and reached his hand to your face, using his thumb to rub against the corner of your lip "You got ice cream here too," but instead of withdrawing his hand after, he surprised you by slipping his thumb into your mouth. 

You would have pulled back if you weren’t completely taken aback by what was going on.

With his finger still in your mouth, he playfully pressed the popsicle against your collarbone. The cold sensation sent a shiver down your spine, and your tongue brushed against his finger instinctively. The sight of your mouth enveloping his digit drove his self-control right out the window. He carelessly dropped the popsicle in the sink and leaned in closer, crowding your personal space with his larger frame. His cold hands sneaked under your shirt, and with a quick move, he unhooked your bra straps from your shoulders, exposing more skin for him to explore.

 "Jeno... I don't think this is ri-..right," 

"Why not?" he asked, his face burying in your neck, coaxing soft whimpers from your lips.

"Your... brother... he—"

"He's probably busy googling the answers to his exercises, believe me, he doesn't need you back just yet” He assured, pulling you even closer against his hips, causing your skirt to ride up and reveal your panties.

“I knew you were a whore,” he tutted, realizing you were wearing black lace “You wear lingerie to tutor students?" he chuckled dryly, biting a smile as you attempted to cover yourself.

"I’m n–," you whispered, but your words were cut short as his teeth grazed against your skin, leaving marks and savoring the fruity taste left by the popsicle. He didn't bother with the buttons of your shirt, causing a few of them to pop open from the stretch.

Your bra had slipped down too, partially exposing your breasts.

“You like being used like this, don’t you?" he teased, leaning back to take in the sight of your disheveled appearance. Your bruised neck from the sucking and biting, the strands of hair that clung to your flushed face, and your lace panties on display. 

He reached for his phone inside his pocket and snapped a quick picture of you in that state. Your expression instantly shifted to one of panic.

"What… are you doing?" You tried to slide off the sink, but he pressed back against you, his hips pinning you in place.

"Don't worry, this is just for me to enjoy later."

Then he kissed you, shushing any protests you had. His hand crept undetected inside your skirt and under your panties, his index finger gingerly spreading your folds. The action made you gasp against his tongue and then, without warning, he inserted a finger. The intrusion made you try to press your thighs together but he was standing between them so it was impossible. Every time he pumped his finger inside, his hips rutted against you, and you could feel the tent forming in his sweatpants brushing against your clothed core.

“…‘m gonna fuck you like no one ever has before,” He groaned against your lips.

He intentionally slowed down to a pace that almost seemed teasing as the knot in your stomach became almost unbearable. But given how shameful this situation already was, you didn’t want to ask for more.

"Are you that desperate for cock, hmm baby?" Jeno asked as you instinctively tugged on the waistband of his sweatpants to bring him closer and relieve the friction.

His finger pumped a few more times before he completely withdrew it. The emptiness immediately made you whimper.

"I'll give you what you want then," he replied as he reached into his sweatpants and casually pulled out his dick. You didn't want to stare like a pervert but... wow. You felt your legs quiver just from its sheer size. There was no way in hell you could take that.

You found it difficult to imagine how anything that big could fit comfortably inside of you. 

The smug smirk on his face told you that he liked your reaction "Clearly never seen one so big,"

"Jeno, I can't… we shouldn’t"

"But what kind of gentleman leaves a lady who is obviously in need?" He said cynically as he pulled down your panties.

No more words were necessary, the tension that had been building reached its peak as he aligned himself with your entrance. Jeno tried not to show any vulnerability, but the way your walls tightened around him, even though he was barely inside, was driving him crazy.

As he gradually entered you, soft, breathless gasps escaped your swollen lips. Your hands clung to the sink, keeping you from losing your balance. He stretched you so intensely that it made your eyes roll to the back of your head. You knew it defied anatomical possibility but as he bottomed out, you had a feel that if you touched your lower belly, you might just be able to feel him there.

“'m gonna move," he said through gritted teeth, more like a statement than a question. And with that, he started to thrust, not giving you much time to get used to the feeling of being so incredibly full.

As his hips met yours in a rough rhythm, he mumbled praises while also calling you things you'd never tolerate from anyone else.

"You feel so tight... for me," he groaned, his hand reaching for your face so you would look up at him.

“Eyes up here, doll,” he said in a breathless tone, the pace so fast and rough that it left no room for coherent thoughts. The knot in your stomach twisted, sending waves of almost painful pleasure through you. Your entire body buzzing with his desperate movements.

“J-..J-..Jeno…” His name was the only word that escaped your lips, each thrust causing your voice to quiver.

Suddenly, he lifted you by your ass and turned you around to face the misty mirror. Both your reflections appeared hazy in the condensation-covered glass so he messily wiped it with one hand and then resumed his thrusting. Now, you could see the way your expression changed each time he hit that spot deep inside you.

He continued fucking into you relentlessly, whispering how you would remember the outline of his cock by the time he was finished. His saliva-slicked lips left wet trails on the skin beneath your ear. From this close proximity, you could even hear the soft moans he struggled to suppress. 

Suddenly, a thought flashed through your mind, and with a hoarse voice, you pleaded, "Jeno... don't cum inside."

He hummed against your hair but continued ramming into you, and for a moment, you thought he hadn't heard you. However, just as your orgasm swept over you, he pulled out. You sighed in relief and rested your forehead against the steamy mirror, seeking a few moments of calm.

But Jeno had other plans and wiithout giving you a moment to catch your breath, he turned you around and had you on your knees. You looked up at him confused until he aligned his cock with your mouth.

"Open wide," he said, and with no energy left to complain, you did as told.

You expected him to shove his dick into your mouth, but instead, he stroked it a few more times before releasing his load all over your face. Most of it landed in your mouth, but some also splashed onto your cheeks and chin.

"Swallow," he said with a commanding tone, a stark contrast to the way he gently stroked your face.

You complied, taking in as much as you could. You even used a finger to collect the excess and popped it into your mouth. Savoring it much like you did when you licked the ice cream off his finger. Jeno bit his lip, trying to contain himself before he fucked you thrice more against the wall.

“Go ahead and clean yourself, pretty. You got a lesson to finish," he said, adjusting his sweatpants. And with one last chaste kiss on your lips, he left the bathroom.

[zzineedsleepzz]

TRANSFORMERS RESCUE BOTS INCORRECT QUOTES BECAUSE YES.

~~~

Heatwave:”Okay, I have a plan.”

Chase:”As long as we aren’t breaking any laws I’m happy to hear it.”

Heatwave:”…”

Chase:”…”

Heatwave:”…I no longer have a plan.”

~~~

Blades:” We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.”

Blades, to Boulder and Heatwave:” You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.”

Blades, to Chase: ”Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.”

Chase: “What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?”

Blades: “Because only Velma would say “dubious device”.”

Heatwave: “And what does that make you, Fred?”

Blades: “Bitch, I’m Daphne.”

~~~

High tide:” Salvage, gather the others. We need to have another Blurr-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.”

~~~

Chief burns and doc Greene standing outside Doc’s burning lab while the bots attempt to put it out:

Chief:”…you know, when you said you were going to make homemade “bath bombs”, I imagined a more wholesome version…”

~~~

Dani:”Well Blades, whenever I’m stuck on a discussion, I think “What would Kade do?”, then do the opposite.”

Blades:”…Isn’t that kinda mean?”

Kade, from the other room:”She’s not entirely wrong though-“

~~~

Kade:”It’s looking pretty muggy out today.”

Chief:”…”

Chief:”Kade, I swear, if I look outside and all of the mugs on on the lawn I’m disowning you..”

Kade”…*Sips coffee from bowl*”

~~~

Cody:”…You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how a blender works.”

Blades, drinking toast:”Why do you say that?”

~~~

Dr Baranova:”Is something burning?”

Doc Greene:”Just my love for you.”

Dr Baranova:”Ezra, the toasters on fire.”

~~~

Chief:”Has anyone seen Dani and Chase?”

Kade:”Oh yeah, they said they were going to hang out.”

Chief:”Hang out? Did they say what they were going to do?”

Kade:”Uh, oh yeah! They said they were going to try cooking.”

Chief:”…”

Kade:”…”

Kade, getting up:”Yeah, now that I’m hearing that out loud, I’m gonna go get heatwave-“

~~~

Chase:”You went out alone? At night? That’s a bit inappropriate.”

Blurr, slurring his words:”Your moms a bit inappropriate-“

Chase:”That doesn’t even make sense?”

Blurr, a bit more angry:”Your MOM doesn’t even make sense!”

Chase:”oh Primus, is he drunk!?”

Blurr, pissed for no reason:”YOUR MOMS DRUNK-“

~~~

Boulder, totally not guilty:”Hey, totally random question, but would you happen to know if there was a snake in the academy by any chance?

The recruits:”**incomprehensible screaming from the other room**”

Heatwave:”…I’m gonna go with yes.”

~~~

Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread:

Blurr:”Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.”

Quickshadow:”It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.”

Hightide:”if you want information it is.”

Salvage:”why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?”

~~~

Heatwave:”Hey, what’s Blurr’s number?”

Blades:”Why? I thought you hated Blurr?”

Heatwave:”Oh I do, I just wanna know his number so whenever he calls I know to decline.”

~~~

THATS ALL I GOT SO BYEEE

[yaoireview]

review sockathan ! 👻👻👻

woah how'd you make that green

SOCKATHAN YAOI REVIEW

Disclaimer: This will contain spoilers (kind of) for Welcome to Hell 2 Part 1 and Welcome to Hell. You should probably go watch that. Its made by Erica Wester and its PRETTY cool.)

My Yaoi Entrepreneurs, I'll be blunt with you. I know we've ALL seen gay people, maybe in the streets, maybe at the park. You might even see one in your home now, so lets be honest with ourselves. Sock is DEFINITELY gay, bisexual at LEAST.

The OTHER one on the other hand.. its a little bit harder to say.. I'll probably find something though..

Lets make one thing clear, when I say Yaoi in this review. I don't mean ANYTHING inappropriate. Its just my special way of saying gay people.. I'm kinda magical in that sense.

Lets just get the first one done and over with a simple section I like to call:

EVIDENCE 1: SOCK IN GENERAL

okay so FIRST of all the FIRST time we see sock, they call Jonathan "hot stuff" while being in a fridge. I'm not sure about you but that's love if I ever saw it.

After that they introduce you to Sock killing his parents. One key point after another. If Sock being gay wasn't important, then WHY was it shown BEFORE telling us Sock's (other) main trait. Checkmate liberals.

Sock would then get the report from Mephistopheles, and you COULD say its just because the camera zoomed in, but its literally the most light ever seen in Sock's eyes.

And then Sock went on to ruin Jonathan's day, making him look crazy, and Jonathan SOMEHOW got blamed for knocking down that desk, I swear I think the teachers just hate him. I'm not sure about you but I certainly cant KNOCK over a desk thats right next to me.

He was WRITING too.. would a guilty man of desk flipping WRITE?? NO!!

And not to mention that Sock made Jonathan look DUMB in front of the faceless brothers which was probably the closest time that Sock did their job right.

Sock absolutely ruined it today.. but can you blame them? They're new to the job, give them some SLACK.

But the upcoming days, Sock was so whimsical.

Yeah SURE. Sock is still telling Jonathan to kill himself, but they just don't want to get fired!!

Not to mention the fact that they stared at Jonathan while they were taking a piss, but there's nothing odd about that.

And also near the end, Mephistopheles calls sock out on liking the guy, and Sock stutters. You just have to take my word for it.

SOCK IN GENERAL 2 [PART 1]

If you saw Welcome to Hell 2 [Part 1], you already know what I'm gonna comment about. Sock went on to call Jonathan's mother, hot. They then went on to say "Must be where you got it from, huh? You definitely got her butt at least."

When Jonathan goes on a walk and Sock follows them and says after Jonathan says he doesn't wanna be friends with them. (We'll get back to that)

"Oh wow, come to think of it, You don't really have ANYONE do YOU? What's that feel like? Knowing you're gonna die alone." to which Jonathan snaps back with "I dunno Sock, you tell me."

Now at first, this looks like a scene of ANTI SOCKATHAN propaganda, but think with me here, yaoiers. How would Jonathan know that Sock died alone??

I understand if he just guessed, since sock DOES look like someone who would die alone, or he just said whatever comeback that came to his head but if not, Sock ALREADY told Jonathan about their past life.

If what I KNOW is true, Sock VENTED to Jonathan about their life before they died in LESS than a week, since Sock just now sees Jonathan's mother in the first part, and due to a comment made by the creator.

Sock REALLY trusts this guy, maybe Mephistopheles didn't want to hear them vent, but maybe its JUST because Sock wanted Jonathan to do the same. but they probably didn't.

And then near the end, Sock says to Jonathan when he snatched his employee manual

"Jonathan, if something happens to you-"

Actually, I think this is pretty weak evidence but I thought I'd include it, since a teacher would say the same thing if a kindergartener was up on a high shelf.

That segment was PRETTY lengthy, but I PROMISE you, the others will be shorter, I just.. didn't expect there to be so much for Sock...

EVIDENCE 2: SOCK SUCKS AT THEIR JOB.

Jonathan was DEAD ON when they told Sock that they suck at their job. And quite honestly.. I could've done it better.. I could've got Jonathan to kill himself (theoretically) on the FIRST day, and if you wouldn't use my strategy, I promise you that there's probably several other you could use for the teenager that you want them to kill themselves at home.

STEP 1: GRAB A WEAPON

Since Sock is seen to be able to flip over a desk and they're able to HOLD Jonathan's journal (Shock or not), I should THEORITCALLY be able to grab a weapon, now for this strategy, I suggest you pick a nonlethal option, only to have a lethal option around, for this example, I will be using a sledgehammer.

After swinging that at the noggin, Jonathan would drop unconscious, probably with brain damage (that don't matter though)

STEP 2: POSSESS THE TEENAGER

Now it MAY not be like this in w2h, but Mephistopheles was able to possess Jonathan when he was DEAD (Probably), so It should hopefully work when they're out of consciousness.

STEP 3: KILL YOURSELF.

Alright now I KNOW that sounds bad.. but it wouldn't be MY hands to kill him. Grab the nearby lethal and SHOOT. THAT. TEENAGER!! Your boss may not agree with the logistics of this, but you get the job done.

This simulation was to PROVE that Sock atleast CARES a bit about Jonathan to want to get to know him. and to not kill him on the spot. Now if It was the other way around.. I'm not exactly sure..

EVIDENCE 3: JONATHAN KINDA HATES SOCK

(he looks like hes standing up to a school bully)

At the beginning of Welcome to Hell, hes clearly annoyed and STILL is annoyed by some of Sock's actions by the end, but he atleast isn't mad enough to NOT act like he could put up with Sock. I think the closest thing to gayness from Jonathan was when he moved the backpack for Sock to sit down.

In Welcome to Hell 2, he IS PISSED at this guy, and honestly, if Sock kept on knocking down those desks, i CANT blame him..

Maybe Sock kinda ruined the vibe when they expressed their love for Jonathan's mother, its hard to say really..

Jonathan makes this very clear that he DOESN'T even wanna be Sock's friend, I mean HAVE YOU HEARD THE THEME SONG?

SUMMARY:

Sock wasn't able to win Jonathan's heart, making him tonight's biggest loser.

YAOI: 6.5/10

[333sturns]

strangers to lovers (3)

“ITS CUTE”

with the help of his older brother, nick, matt decides to step out of his comfort zone . . .

warnings: inappropriate language

this chapter was kinda ass but thats ok

join my taglist | masterlist | part 2 here . . .

matt blankly stared at his phone screen as if an answer would pop right at him. he let out a sigh before throwing his phone down next to him.

“fuck.”

he hopped onto his feet and hesitatingly walked over to his older brothers room. “nick?” he said, almost at a whisper as he gave the door a gentle knock. nick was quick to open the door with a smile.

“yeahhp?” nick examined matts face before giving him a sign to walk in and sit. shutting the door behind him.

“come in,”

matt walked in and sat onto his bed while he fidgeted with his fingers. he didnt know why it happened to be so difficult for him, but it just was.

“i just—“

“ah let me stop you real quick, is this about that girl? if so, i need to know more about her. i dont even know her name for fucks sake.”

matt smiled awkwardly with that same feeling of his cheeks beginning to burn up again.,he reached over for nicks phone beside him and searched quickly for your instagram.

“thi—mm—this is her.” matt muttered. clearing his throat mid sentence.

nick gave your instagram a few looks here and there, nodding his head in approval. the smile fiercely tugging at the corner of his lips. “oh shes stunning matt!”

“yeah. i know.”

nick sat down next to to matt and wrapped his arm around his shoulder. pulling him into a tight side hug. “what are you so worried about then?” nick watched closely at matts movements, studying them intently.

“i dunno, i just dont know what to say and she’ll probably take advantage of me and i’ll just get all sad after and—! shit-sorry.” he looked over at nick who had a frown plastered all over his face. he then shook his head and comforted matt by rubbing his shoulder gently.

“oh matt.., you never really know what’ll happen until you decide to make the first move. if you really like aaliyah, then dont miss out on this opportunity. just go for it. me and chris will always be here for you; no matter what.”

matt felt the embarrassment completely disappear from his body from nicks affirmation. giving him a sense of the comfort and reassurance that he needed. “i love you, nick.” matt mumbled. “love you too matt.”

after a few minutes of talking, matt gave nick one last hug before he walked back to his room. he gently shut the door on his way in before jumping back onto his bed.

he grabbed his phone and took a deep breath before opening instagram. he searched intensely for your profile and zoned out for a while before hitting the ‘message’ button.

< aaliyah lacerow 📞

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Hi aaliyah

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matt smiled to himself to calm down, realizing that theres no going back now. the message was already sent and he’d just look stupid if deleted it.

matt could feel his heart almost pop out of his chest when he saw the chat bubble pop up after what felt like centuries. he waited for your response impatiently as his fingers hovered over his keyboard.

“ohmygodohmygod”

HI??!!

is this real omg

Of course

How are you?

absolutely amazing !!!!!!

because of you

how are you

Im good

Youre quite expressive arent you?

you couldn’t help but blush at matts message. you subconsciously smiled from ear to ear and placed your phone down for a second to try and process everything. squealing out in joy as you were quick to type back,

i guess so

sorryyyy sjdkdjcjd

Dont be, its cute :)

oh my god ?!!?!!

you felt your body heat up in a matter of seconds. having to turn your phone off completely and breathe.

“so this is really happening..!!!”

“my god shes adorable.”

matt chuckled at your response while shutting off his phone. placing it aside on his drawer as he smiled to himself. he felt the nervousness from earlier wash away from his system. now, feeling flustered and queasy.

he finally got one of the difficult parts out of the way, so.. what’ll he do next?

. . . . .

✉️: @zayluvss @ilusa @faith5drpepper @toooster @ifwdominicfike @marrykisskilled @lvrsturniolo @lormyaaa

. . . . .

© 333sturns

[ladydaybreaker]

Hi, I have a question, but I need to add some context. I was thinking about an AU where N, V, and J have normal names, but I had problems.

I don't want to repeat other authors.

All the options that I find seem inappropriate, everything doesn't sound right and it seems like I've seen all the good options somewhere before.

Actually, I'm wondering how you chose the names for your characters? How did the process itself go? Was it something like "oh this sounds cool so it's good" or did you initially want there to be some direct meaning (I think that's how it is with Victoria in JS)? What can you advise?

So for me…Names have a “Promise” tied to them. They are what you want that child to be when they grow up. Thats kinda why I chose the names for my fankids that I did.

With the manor quartet however…I had to be careful and give them a name that people would understand if I have them with the nicknames of N/V/J and Cyn.

V was easy, I just nabbed the name I gave her fankid because it fit. Though I mostly call her “Vicky” for short rather than “Tori”.

J was second easiest. I didn’t want to use Jay mainly because that felt like cheating and was too easy…and Jaelyn was a pretty name I knew a girl had back in my elementary school days. I just changed the spelling to have my own lil flair.

Then came the last two.

Cyn I know literally everyone uses Cynthia and I didn’t want to do that. So JS I kept it as Cyn as that is an actual IRL name. However for Lifesong I did not have that luxury as Cyn was her stage name. I remembered a movie back from when I was a kid that had this absolutely adorable and brave little girl by the name of Cindle (pronounced Sin-dull). And to give a nod back to that…and a lil play on Cinderella…Cyn became Cyndelle (also pronounced Sin-dull)

N was tricky. For JS I wanted to give him a vaguely cowboy-esque name that no one had used before. But everyone had used Nate, there’s a Nash, and I wanted something original but not outlandish. I had played around with “Ennett” before finally saying “screw it, his name is Emmett…his brother just calls him N because he couldn’t pronounce his ‘M’s when he was a toddler.”

so yeah…trying to give names that are recognizable and can have nicknames of N/V/J/Cyn is hard. For the love of god I beg have it as something people can understand and read. There’s some really out there names people have given these poor souls…

Cyn’s probably going to end up as Cynthia or Cindy for a lot of people which is fine.

I have two suggestions I’m preeeeetty sure I haven’t seen in a fic regarding N and J. Those being Ian and Jules (like Jules Verne, pronounced “jewels”). I’ve seen Jade, Joy, Jeannette, Jaelyn, Juliet, but never a Jules.

[td-brick]

genuinely have not watched td in so long but who r some of the characters u think are autistic? just out of curiosity

AHH thank you for the ask I LOVE THIS QUESTION!!!! All under the cut cuz i have a lot. There are definitely more (aka nearly every td character lol) but these are the ones I have a good amount to say ab

Courtney: The one i've talked about the most probably. My reasoning for this has already been said but in case it needs repeating i think some signs of autism in her are: routine planning and getting upset when it's interrupted/disturbed, (arguably) meltdowns, social unawareness/missing social cues, set in her ways/"strong sense of justice", bluntness, etc. Her making lists was also an indicator for me even though thats not a symptom its just something a lot of autistic people do. Idk I feel like a lot of her reactions and stuff on the show indicated autism too.. and i feel like its a popular headcanon but people don't really think of WHY but I do every day. God I love you autistic courtney. Anyways I'm gonna stop there bc. I've talked about this many many times

Harold: This one's obvious and widely accepted but it makes me really happy personally.. at least in how I interpret her i saw her as low masking, like me, and in a similar way to me too. If that makes sense. Like the amount she talks about her interests not realizing people don't care/don't want to hear about it, people ostracizing her for that and her acting "weird" (exhibiting autistic traits) and not being able to hide it/mask in general... idk I feel like those can be applied to a lot of autistic people but I just resonated with that a lot. Also her hygiene stuff is obviously played as a joke, but I saw that as an autistic trait too (struggling with badls). And just a kinda silly observation but she seems to be interested in geography and world history and whatnot which a LOT of my autistic friends are (including me to an extent) LOL.

Millie: I feel like i dont even need to explain this one LOL. Imo part of why she keeps that notebook in s1 is bc of an interest in sociology, maybe a special interest, since if you look at her passion about it from an autistic lens, it makes sense that it would be. I also feel like she's low empathy and struggles a lot w social cues. sorry this one isn't as detailed I've only rewatched the reboot like once vs the other seasons i've watched like 5 times each but yeah. Millie is autistic 100%. Also similarly to harold (although this isn't really canon) she seems like she'd be into geopolitics.not related to autism at all this is just a hc of mine

Bridgette: I don't have much genuine reasoning behind this besides "he's clumsy so he has poor fine motor skills which can be due to autism" <- mostly projecting here. But also I think animals could be her special interest! He clearly cares a lot ab them, which I assume is why he's vegan. Also her being vegan (and her sticking to that) could be interpreted as her being set in her ways/a routine for her idk. This is more of a just for fun one vs one that has canon evidence backing it up but I Like Him :-)

Sierra: Definitely audhd. I mean again I don't think I have to explain this td is obviously a special interest of hers and she has trouble w social cues and acts socially inappropriate. She's low masking too again i'm projecting but it makes sense so who cares... in my mind she also has HSD too because it makes sense with how athletic/agile she is and if i remember correctly hypermobility and autism are often comorbid.

[ask-faux-pearl]

Ooc: Hi! This is an ask blog for a Steven Universe oc of mine. I've never done this before and I'm pretty new to Tumblr so if you have any advice or tips for me, I'd be happy to hear it! I'm doing this to help me develop her character and lore more. The questions can be as specific or simple as you want, as long as it isn't inappropriate.

Basic information about faux pearls in general:

In my au, faux pearls are a new type of gem made from synthetic materials and glass. They're made to serve quartz soldiers and other low class gems, kinda like a water boy. They aren't valuable at all and can't be customized unlike real pearls. Faux pearls don't have much of a personality, they're kind of the gem equivalent of an android or robot. They're made to just do what they're told and report to higher ups about the statuses of soldiers.

Basic information about Fauxie(the main faux pearl):

She's one of the first faux pearls to be given to a group of quartzes, Carnelian soldiers. That's basically it for right now(at least that's all I'm gonna reveal 😗).

Almost forgot-

Basic information about my au:

In my au, the Diamond Authority is spread all around the different corners of the universe/space. Basically, there are lots of Diamond authorities. It's not totally fleshed out yet, but yeah. If there's any inconsistencies thats why.

That's about it! I'm looking forward to answering some questions 😁

[youremyheaven]

So idk what is it about but I’ve always had this idk really different relationship with tropical Scorpios mostly men.

I have this one guy friend and we’ve known each other since kindergarten even tho we weren’t friends at that time and are still in good terms. Out of all the friends that I have, me and him have been around since a very long time so we have a lot of tea that the others don’t know about. Our bond is also very strong like we’ll share tea with e/o never snitch. Out of nowhere in high school, our friends started to ship us like very hard, they’d always tease us. I was that one well behaved straight As student so my notebooks were always completed and updated so he’ll always borrow them from me. And he’s never been in a relationship and is not interested in that stuff I do know that it’s true since I’ve been there so… yeah. In school we used to be the first ones to arrive, it was mostly me who’d be the first one to get there and then he’ll be there and almost the whole school would be empty. We used to talk and talk like a lot and only like after sone time would anyone else come and then we’ll stop talking cause idk it didn’t feel right to talk in front of them as if they’re like interrupting something personal. This one time we were sitting with my other two friends and we’re just talking and he was facing me and in the middle of talking says that I have an eyelash on my cheek and let me tell you I felt something idk what but it was something. And there was this other time and we were alone and something similar happened. And idk what it is that we have but i do think that he feels something. He does like a lot of things like he’d treat me differently than his other girl friends as like talk to me more softly, do things for me, would kinda pamper me with stuff even tho I’d refuse. He’s also really protective over me as compared to my other guy friends. I once told him that in my uni there’s this guy who always stares at me in a creepy way and he asked me who it was and I sent him his Instagram id he sternly told me to talk to my professor about it and he made sure that I did just that. Even when we’re talking it feels so intimate and not really in the way friends would talk to each other. We never said or did anything that was inappropriate for friends to do but idk there’s something that we both know is there but we don’t know what it is. One of my friends who’s like really close to him too once asked me that why don’t I like him. It’s like everyone wants us to be together but idk.

His sun is in my 4th house and his moon is conjunct my Venus all in tropical.

this gave me teen Chinese drama vibes 🥰so cutee 😍💗

this is such a classic case of "everyone knows except us",,, GIRLLL drop hints, make him confess etc

Moon conjunct Venus type love??? THATS SOO CUTEEEE

Sun in 4h overlayy?? 🥺🥺its giving childhood sweetheart

i hope the two of you make mOoVes and get things goinggg 😍😍

[cerealkiller866]

ramble bc im pissed abt this lol

ignore any bad grammar and run on sentences 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

also cw for some mentions of cp/child abuse! also swearing

have yall seen that guy (im assuming hes on tt/yt, on ig his account is the_internet_sweetheart)? the one with all the face tattoos and such? his whole page is dedicated to calling out people who say mean shit to him? i dont follow him but he pops up in my feed sometimes; normally i think his stuff is pretty funny and i like seeing him be petty, but today i saw a video of him reacting to a comment a woman left on his video where he got a child tattooed on his body. im pretty sure i saw the original video that the comment was left on—basically, a woman left a comment on one of his posts, so he got a picture of her and her child tattooed on him as a ‘gotcha.’ a lot of the time, he digs up dirt on his haters (like being abusive, getting arrested, etc) and roasts them for it, and since theyre all adults (from what ive seen) ive never had an issue with it, but i personally think that this is way too far. if he got a tattoo of just her, i dont really think itd be that big of a deal—sure, its weird and insanely petty, but at the end of the day, an adult consensually putting their pictures online can understand the potential consequences (its also something hes done multiple times before; im not sure exactly how many). a child, however, cannot. if you wanna be petty and troll the trolls, go ahead. be my guest. especially if theyre bad people outside of the internet—if anything, it draws more attention to their harmful behavior. but dragging kids into it is unacceptable, and having a kids face PERMANENTLY TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY is weirdo behavior. like REALLY fucking weird. to be clear, im not accusing this dude of being a pdf/child abuser. i think thats a really awful thing to accuse someone of without evidence or to use as an insult, (partially because youre essentially suggesting that they committed one of the most heinous acts a person can commit and partially because it undermines the seriousness of those actions and genuine accusations), but still. those kids did nothing wrong, and dragging them into the situation to get back at their parents is wicked fucked up. at the end of the day, they did not consent to having their faces on the internet and punishing them for the actions of their parents is just wrong. like imagine growing up and finding out that a random guy on the internet has your baby pictures tattooed on him. thats W E I R D. anyways, this other woman left a comment saying basically “this is really fucked up,” and he basically did the same thing to her (pulled up a picture of her and her kid and got it tattooed). the interesting thing is, he replaced her with art the clown—(as a HUGE terrifier fan i kinda love that lol)—so really, the only person whose face he had was the kid’s (he did that with the first woman too; i forgot who the character was that he replaced her with). the whole point the video was trying to make was ‘dont post your kids on the internet bc people on there will be weird abt it!’ i definitely agree with the message—kids who are too young to consent to having their faces on the internet and under the potential consequences should not be posted (its a bit different if its your personal page with just friends/family; thats usually fine as long as the pictures arent overly embarrassing or things that the kids would reasonably be upset abt later on). still though, i think proving this point by…doing weird stuff with pictures of children wrong? like yeah, sure, its definitely not the worst thing someone could do—especially with advancements in ai/editing technology, making inappropriate images/videos of kids isnt impossible, and the internet is full of creeps who LOVE that shit. even though on the scale of Worst Things You Could Do With Pictures of Kids on the Internet this might be objectively less harmful than making/selling cp of them or putting them in pdf spaces, its still wrong. you just dragged an innocent kid into a situation that they should have no involvement in and, if anything, made their pictures more public by posting them on your platform. to be cont.

[clippedwingsmuses]

ooc: appears in here sorry im kinda dead over here again ive been busy working on my novel series, i just came back because i wanted to make an important psa here

with all the shit that's going on with h.y.verse right now i no longer feel comfortable associating with them or the fandoms of hs.r, g.nshin, or z.z.z. i think that i'm going to stop playing the games entirely and if i do want to know any of the story i'm prolly just gonna watch playthroughs of the stories or read the wiki

with that being said, i'm not going to remove any of my muses from those games. however, they are going to be almost 100% headcanon based from this point on. outside of looks n names (i've considered changing them but i dont think i will), they're not going to have a lot of resemblance to the characters from the games themselves

i'm most likely going to keep the storylines in tact to a point, and add my own headcanons about events in from there, but some things may be altered if they're presented in an unfavorable way in canon (so like. culturally inappropriate or whatever the case may be) or just have an alternate idea that i prefer over canon material

i'm not gonna consider them like ocs in any way lmao, since they're still going to have roots in canon and have the same names, i'm just. sick of associating with this god forsaken company. i've reached a point where my 'fuck h.y.v' meter is basically at max and i'm over it lol

i'm still open to interacting with muses from those fandoms of course, it's not like i'm blacklisting them. i just wanted to make it clear the distinction for my muses specifically because of basically reaching a boiling point with their creators. not every canon event may be the same for my characters and they might not even follow the same path of their story's progression after i make this post. characters that know eachother in canon interacting with mine may see some slightly different events with my portrayals

anyways i'm rambling lhklgklgklg so yeah thats what im doing now

[piffany666]

Headcanons about some of the DAMN listener worker dynamics!

Warden + sweetheart:

my warden is NOT a people person and especially since their literally always on the brink of starvation they arnt that fond of their employees. This is no different with sweetheart. In fact they especially hate the fact that they are considered the "hardest worker" even tho they're the most tired. However because of this sweetheart feels sorry for them and will defend them and help out where they can.

Interaction example:

Sweetheart: hey there

Warden: what?

Sweetheart: I got you somthing

Warden: what is this?

Sweetheart: what you've never seen coffee before?

Warden: I know what it IS I just....never had it before

Sweetheart: well?

Warden trying to hide the fact that this is the best thing they've ever drank: it's....Ok....thank you

Sweetheart: no problem. It'll keep you awake to

Cutie + warden

I don't know why but cutie strikes me as the "I'm not racist but" type /j (kinda). I feel like cutie is too scared of them to actually talk to them so they just talk ABOUT them instead eg.

Cutie: I dont know why but they just kinda freak me out

Sweetheart: you really shouldn't say that

Cutie: oh come on it's not like it's offensive to be scared of someone

Sweetheart: I dont want to have to have this conversation with you

Cutie: fine!

Sweetheart + cutie

You know the show aggretsuko? You know fenneko and retsko? Yeah sweetheart is fenneko and cutie is retsko. In the sense that sweetheart tends to know better than Cutie, cutie is pretty impulsive yet still stresses a bunch while sweetheart plans for every possible outcome so they don't feel the need to stress about things that haven't happened yet. But they both have their moment. Also side note in order to get cutie to stop invading their mind at inappropriate times sweetheart started listing to the most f*ked up music you can imagine and getting the songs stuck in their head. It worked. Also I don't like making race Headcanons just cos people make them into big dramas however both cutie and sweetheart are Japanese and they will both speak to each other in Japanese just cos it makes them both feel comfortable. (Thats just my personal headcanon tho)

[fishst4rz]

Hey guys so in return for aro month and valentines day im gonna show you what “phases/bouts” i went for to figure out who i was/am

This is gonna be rlly long so yeah

straight because i had a really good friend that i think would be cool i spent the rest of my life with because he’s a great friend. I like him? Maybe? I just know i wanna spend time with him because he’s my friend

Straight but watching gacha life gay videos was okay because it was entertaining i think its not gonna mess me up at all (it messed me up for life turns out, like it straight up ruined my perception of life and cringe and imprinted on me in ways the world cannot ever imagine unless you were a gacha kid who happened to accidentally consume really inappropriate gacha stuff)

learned more about queer community more and ppl aren’t just gay and friend starts thinking if they’re lgbtq (they kinda arent and they’re transphobic -ish now i think) And so i start thinking, and go hey i do these hand symbols insert ✌️ and👈 (and on top of that i have no preference for who i want to date really. I’m BI!!! Or something i guess

Wait. I’m not attracted to anything like a lots of ppl. Im ace, right? Yeahh

no im demi proabbly

stopped caring

realized that hey? I don’t know what romantic love is and how to percieve it? I don’t know how to feel it? Except in comics and fanfics. And i have never really felt that way

but i really really wanna be friends and hang out with certain ppl so much so even if i might not know them? I might want to just talk to them? Maybe be friends? They just look so cool! They’re like me, and i think i just want to talk to them. Is that a crush? But the actual concept of romance itself has never shown itself to me. What is love, really? Am i supposed to romantically like someone? I don’t know if i HAVE or not.

Yk what i think i’m aromantic

ppl keep shipping me w/ppl they say i like him. what if im not what if i AM in love and i don’t know?

am i even who i think i am?

Look so i don’t truly know how love works, how to perceive it, if ppl even like me like that, if I want to be liked, if i want to like, if i know how to like and can just DO it. Maybe i am aro

so like im aro (either aego/cupiro) or like angled aroace because idk im like aroace but aspec and not straightforward aroace. Not sure.

So thats me hbu? :)

-Soda

(You got this you can find your own way!!)

[yaoireview]

oooo ⏱️🌀🌀 you want to review tomco so bad ooooo 🌀🌀🌀

....guys.. i think im gonna review tomco.. the ship from the show Star Vs. The Forces of Evil...

TOMCO YAOI REVIEW

appy alentines ay

I'm just gonna say this again before anything else.. when I say Yaoi in this review. I don't mean ANYTHING inappropriate. Its just my special way of saying gay people.. I'm kinda whimsical in that sense.

Anyhow.. Tom and Marco.. you may not be surprised by this but.. they're gay. When i say gay i dont even mean bisexual. They actually HATE star. BOTH of them do. You're asking me why? They told me so. Star is REALLY an asshole behind the scenes. I'm gonna go deeper into this fact... they asked me not to.. they're under NDA ya know..

Whoever doubted me, they clearly haven't seen the Meant to Be Yours animatic for Tomco.. watch that.. THEN get back to me.. but in case you don't want to do that, heres some evidence for my defense.

EVIDENCE 1: MUSICAL NUMBERS

If you're not one for theater.. there's one thing i gotta explain.. the gayest thing you can do with another man is a musical number.

Light and L in Confrontation.. those guys from Newsies.. Dog sees god.. All of these back my point..

Marco and Tom share SEVERAL musical numbers.. and most of the time its the song Too Little Too Late.. Look.. I'm a big fan of the song too.. but i don't get into it as much as these people do.

Marco is supposed to be pissed off at Tom in this scene but when he plays the song he still has to stick around to sing it with him.

He cares... even more than... even he knows...

He went on to also perform this in front of an audience with tom, he trusts him THAT much. Marco KNOWS that tom wouldn't botch this event. These two actually went on to gain the rights to perform the song and they invited me to one of their songs on tour.

I said some things to them backstage that i shouldn't have. Sometimes good people do bad things

EVIDENCE 2: BEST FRIENDS

This may just be the most compelling piece of dialogue that i've EVER used to prove my point.. You might not even believe me.. thats fine.. i know whats real and whats not..

In this very scene, tom states that "I feel like I should be dating someone who I could be BEST friends with.."

You are never going to believe what he calls Marco later..

Yeah.. Marco is his best friend.

Sometimes writers need to get some things past that mouse's grimey little fingers to be able to get it on the air, dana terrace had many issues with this, but they were able to run while tom and marco could only walk... its real fucked up..

If you want to know more please reach out to your local tomco shipper, or listen here

EVIDENCE 3: THEY'RE COOL

Ever doubt something and feel so foolish....?

Thats probably you right now. The evidence is right there. Out in the daylight for EVERYONE to see.

When you see these two performing in your town, reach out, and ask them about this video. They'll get really defensive, and they'll probably hit you.

CONCLUSION:

No matter what you say, atleast Tom isn't Heckapoo (Lock that bitch UP!!)

YAOI: 10/10

[tillimillimylitog]

What i post!! + other doohickies

hi!! I just wanted to say what I’ll probably post if i do more often because i’ve realized “oh. So I don’t have to just comment on posts? Dang” so yeah!

What I’ll post- Most likely TMNT or ROTMNT to be specific, I can’t really draw so (probably) no art 🤷‍♀️, i love Animal Crossing New Horizons and i play it so there might be some posts about that, i do dance and its really important to me so i might post like if i have competitons/shows soon!! That’s basically it

Now these are like specifics of each thing i brought up above so bear with me here because I don’t know if these will be long or not!!

TMNT/ROTMNT- I can’t really draw especially human turtles so… (most likely) no art post 👍 I might post random AUs (and or HCs) i think of in my free time like where everyone’s a vacuum or smth… anyways!! Most likely my posts for this will be random or something stupid ig 🤷‍♀️ That’s a wrap for TMNT/ROTMNT!!

ACNH- I’ve recently just got back into animal crossing so i just wanted to bring it up!! Again (most likely) no art posts, and i might post things like getting new bugs or fish if i want to, and yet again these posts will probably be random and kinda stupid so yeah!! That’s all i really have to say for ACNH

Dance- I do dance competitively and for a studio that goes out to other states, why i might post is just to say things about competitions/shows/other events that might be going on at the time, my dance season is over after spring shows and during the down time i do camps for hiphop/kick/pom/jazz/lyrical, these posts might be a little more ‘serious’ but also kinda random unless is competition season or something 🤷‍♀️ i do dance for kick, pom, and jazz, and thats all i have for the dance posts so yeah!!

doohickies :) : Ok this is just kinda the basics like what to call me, things i like, etc. Ok so you can call me Milli or Tilli because of my name or even Tog i dont really care (i won’t be going by my real name because this is the internet and i’ll like get shot by lighting if i give out my name /as said by my mom but i over exaggerated it/) My pronouns are She/Her if you need to know 👍 My favorite colors are Green and Yellow, my favorite animal is a desert rain toad or really any toad because yeah +turtles, my favorite words are “SHERYL!, skedaddle, and stupendous 🤨” I don’t want to specify my age so i will say i’m a MINOR 😦😦😦 so please don’t bring like inappropriate subjects or topics here because yeah 😁 I live in the land of freedom 🫶😁 (US) and i won’t specify further or the same lighting will shoot me down :)!!

I just wanna say thank you for reading, i spent awhile typing all that out and im grateful for you even glancing at it let alone reading it!! I hope to post for awhile, and try to learn (almost) all the abilities and people who like my posts!! ❤️❤️

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