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βWill someone come get their Vox, please?β
βOkay Iβm hereβwhere the fuck is Alastor?!β
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Wormify the Muse
He needed the string because contractβ
#[ idk how to tag this ]#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#dash games
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βDo we have to discuss this so publicly?β
#|{ π'π ππππππ && π'π πππππππ ;; ic }|#|{ π π πππ ππ πππ π πππ π’ππ πππ ;; dash commentary }|#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#[ alastor out here like βgrossβ ]#[ heβs more radio based than deer based ]
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RAM Alastor, getting high: You ever just forget your own directives? Like, you do all that rooting around in someoneβs head and suddenly, boom. Youβve forgotten everything youβve ever said. Youβd think Iβd write them down. Kind of hard to do when covered in blood and CSF. Good thing I have my recordings, but itβs a little embarrassing to just whip out a tape every other conversation that we have, you know?
A TV he mistook for Vox:
RAM Alastor: Youβre such a good listener today.
#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#[ anyway river is back and this is how i spend my sinday ]#[ who lets me do things ]#[ anyway this was brought to you by river forgetting all the directives for no reason ]#/cw medical
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pictures: x / x
Because @voxxisms and I were talking about how Vox would feel if Alastor (Coda/main verse) suddenly took RAM!Vox for himself.
But come on, are you really a soft Alastor if RAM!Vox doesnβt immediately complicate your life?
#|{ πππ πππππ ππππ ππππ ;; ooc }|#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#discord shenanigans
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@televisionrotsyourbrain && he is offended
He is pouting. He tried!!!
βDid you? I thought you were supposed to know me better than anyone.β
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βCan we all stop the shouting, please?β
βSome of our administrators are trying to rest.β
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Dating Service
Date with Alastor (Coda).
Date Fee: $5524
Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Male in 20s)"
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Date with RAM Coda.
Date Fee: $1122
Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in 30s)"
#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#dash games#[ iβm fucking cackling ]
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Alastor going through the radio waves
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" Destination lobotomies! The patient picks the destination, all you need is a guy with an ice pick who's not afraid of airplanes. A nice, refreshing lobotomy on the beach or whatever "
This guy gets it.
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What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
βWhat do you call an absentee father?β
βDead, beat.β
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What animal has five legs?
A dog returning from a playground.
βDogsβ¦ terrible things, hurting children like that.β
Heβll share his own joke in return, of course.
βMy good friend's dog died, so to cheer her up I got her an identical one. She was livid, βwhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?ββ
#|{ ππππππππ ππ πππ ππ ππππ ;; ask }|#|{ π'π ππππππ && π'π πππππππ ;; ic }|#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#/cw animal abuse
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He just woke up from the first sleep heβs had in a week andβ¦
Valentino is trying to sell him something, and his alternate is being accused of racism.
Heβs never sleeping again.
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Why didnβt the bread rise in the 1920s? It was the Great Depression.
βYou know what caused the Great Depression?β
βA lack of comedians. Call me if youβre interested in joining the show.β
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@voxxcd took my advice
sprays him with a squirt bottle
βRefreshing.β
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RAM Alastor, looking dreamily out a window while playing Snow Whiteβs Someday My Prince Will Come, sighing:
#|{ πππ πππππ ππππ ππππ ;; ooc }|#|{ ππ ππππ π πππ π πβππ πππππ πππ ;; crack }|#[ hazbinned made me laugh and now i am in a mood ]#[ there is no excuse for who i am as a person ]#|{ ππππ ππππππππ’ ππππππππ ;; ram duplicates }|
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