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Bonely’s ears lifted straight up as he dropped everything in his hands to charge out of the brewery. He stopped at a ledge just outside, his mind racing as he tried to catch up to the news. He had to calm them! He had to call them wherever they were back to the brewery!

Taking a deep breath, the indigo caster ignited the runes on his stone skin and bellowed into dark. Magic rippled with his voice, amplifying its sound and message in the vastness of the Dark Lands.

Blood goblins lifted their heads, the roar sounding more draconic than a troll. Even so, five sets of eyes looked up from their venturing games, their manes standing on end with magic and the sound. Compelled by instinct, the young trolls all bellowed back, charging along the winding stony paths back to their fathers.

“They’re comin’ teh the brewery,” Bonely said, looking back at Gunmar and the thralls. “You two! Get me the evacuation supply bags, the full ones, and take ‘em teh wherever the Gunmar tells yeh! Gunmar, do I need teh call Lucious ‘n’ Ezma teh get us there in time?”

"Bonechard, where are the children? We need to go, now!" Gunmar bursts into the brewery, panting and out of breath, "There's no time for questions, just give them to me and follow!"

The wards he'd put on the brewery to keep Gunmar out, burst with a violent CRACK, energy sparkling down along the walls of the Heartstone Brewery.

"Gunmar!" Bonely shouted, his voice startled and indignant. "Soverign's hill, what're yeh doin' here!?"

He looked around at the thralls, all of them shrugging just as confused as he was. "The kids? Uhh, they ain't here, I thought - they're probably out explorin' after doin' sparrin' lessons with Traabyrn. Why, what's goin' on?"

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Ooc: Notice of Hiatus

//Hey guys

//So a ton of things have been happening this week and it kinda culminated into an emotional break yesterday. So today I’m making it official.

//I am taking a Hiatus from this blog and my other RP blogs.

//This isn’t due to any drama or hard feelings or anything like that, but actually due to IRL responsibilities demanding more of my time and focus. Trying to balance IRL and tumblr has been incredibly difficult as of late and so as much as I love writing and rping with you guys, I think it’s best I put a stop on things until I can get things managed. The most I might do is lurk since I don’t want to cut things off completely, but I won’t be able to do any asks, memes, or threads until things become less intense IRL.

//I’m sorry to everyone who I promised threads with. I honestly didn’t think things would become as strenuous as they did but if yesterday’s melt showed me anything, it’s that I can’t carry the weight of this blog and everything else too.

//Thank you guys so much for following and interacting with me thus far and for sharing your awesome stories and characters with me.

//I hope this hiatus isn’t all that long, but if you guys want to contact me, I am on discord so shoot me a DM and I can pass it on to ya.

//Anyways, thanks for sticking by me for as long as you have and I hope you have an amazing week!

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That little Phoenix you've got. What's to stop Gunmar from plucking her like a Thanksgiving turkey? I'm sure that much Phoenix down would very useful to him.

Bonely grimaced as he thought over the question. “Well, he’s already banished her from the darklands, givin’ her a pardon fer helpin’ me. So I can only hope he don’t get any ideas about usin’ her as food or materials.”

Yes, when dealing with a troll like Gunmar, he could only hope.

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@devotionoftheocean​ @chainsxwsmile

After quite a while, I finally managed to adapt these fun shark anatomy illustrations to Redbubble products! Many asked me to make posters or art prints available for sale and it is now possible in my little store! This is my store’s profile! ✨

I tried to adapt these arts to other products, but I think they were very ugly, so focus on looking for poster, art print or stickers options! I hope you like it and that the price offered by Redbubble is affordable! 

In the future I want to make other species of sharks! Thanks a lot for all support! ✨ If you want to follow me on instagram, this is: @AstralRequin

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‘This Sparks Joy’ - For Lenar?

Send me ‘This Sparks Joy’ for a happy headcanon about my muse! || No longer Accepting!

There actually isn��t much that sparks joy for Lenar beyond him and Reggie being adopted by Bonely. I mean, he likes playing ball with Reggie and his new adopted-dad, but outside of family stuff, there wasn’t much that sparked Lenar’s interest.

At least until he started school in Arcadia Oaks high. Now not only does he have a teacher he can antagonize in mutual good fun, but possible best friends in said teacher’s son and star pupil. Even Bonely has noticed a change in Lenar’s demeanor, how he’s actually interested in doing school things. Especially if they involve getting into magical after-school shenanigans~

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For Bonely, Zoe has traditionally wrapped his gift in paper, tied with a silver ribbon. Inside are a few records, all in pristine condition, and all adorned with a curling autograph. The records are three different albums of Benny Goodman’s. “Heard you liked his music, these are some of the original vinyls. Should sound as good as the day they were produced. Happy holidays.” (~zoe-b-raiden)

@zoe-b-raiden

Stan can’t help letting out a soft gasp as he pulled away the paper, fingers trailing the looping signature of Benny Goodman. Completely speechless, he gently slid each one behind the other, handling them like priceless treasures. His brother leaned over his shoulder and tilted the corner of one of them, prompting Stanley to hold it up for Salem and the boys to see.

Reggie bounced on his toes, hazel eyes glinting excitedly. “That’s one a’ Pop’s favorite people!” he said, pointing to the picture of a young Benny Goodman on the album cover.

“Holy moley,” Sal murmured, gently taking the album in his hand. “That’s a genuine article! How’d yeh come by these? I didn’t think there were any left out side of a music museum.”

He passed the record back to his brother who looked at the vinyls and chuckled as he rested them on his lap. “Of all the times not teh have my record player with me,” Stan murmured with a rueful smile. “‘Cause I can guarantee these would be playin’ ‘til I heard every song.”

“’N’ then some,” Lenar said with a knowing grin.

Stan let out a chuckle and looked at the albums. “Yeah, ‘n’ then some.”

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Mobile - Terms - Rules

“Alright folks, here’s the laundry list a’ rules teh this here blog.

     1. This blog o’ mine is private & semi-selective - meanin’ I only do rp threads with folks I follow and I won’t go followin’ everyone who follows me. (There are exceptions but those are rare and far between.)

     2. I won’t follow yeh unless you have an about page and a rules page. That’s it. Size doesn’t matter so long as they’re there and legible. There are exceptions to this rule, but only if you’re an established canon character of whatever world/series you’re from. But even then, yeh need a link teh source material so I can do research on yeh before interactin’ with yeh.

Note! My Mun ‘n’ I will also be unfollowing blogs who spam their blogs with content unrelated to their blogs or characters. (No offense to these blogs, we just like havin’ a clean dashboard.)

     3. Memes/Asks/magic!anons are open and welcomed, but RP starter asks are reserved for rp blogs only. (Sorry personals!)

Note! My mun and I reserve the right teh not answer asks. There are times when my biographer doesn’t feel up teh respondin’ teh certain asks. That don’t mean fer yeh teh stop sendin’ ‘em, it just means she ain’t feelin’ that ask or meme and wants teh do somethin’ else. Also, my Biographer has a limited amount a’ stamina teh do things so please be understandin’ and don’t take this as a sign that she ain’t interested in yeh and yer blog as a whole.

     4. My brother and I are open teh havin’ relationships. Friendships, romantics, the works -but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and have a few threads before we decide anythin’. Incompatibility is pretty lethal for my kind, y'know? So let’s get teh know each other first, then we’ll see how relationship things work out.

     5. My biographer(mun) and I don’t do smut. Though my biographer is of age (27+) and I got no problem doin’ flirty or even suggestive stuff, fade-to-blacks are definitely preferred.

     6. If yeh need somethin’ tagged, lemme know so I can’ tag and bag it for relocation. I don’t want my valued customers gettin’ too spooked teh buy merchandise, if yeh know what I mean. Current tags will include tw and tags with a tw: and whatever it is that needs taggin’.

“Current tw tags fer Customer’s Blacklist: tw || tw abuse || tw suicide || tw violence || tw nsfw || tw death || tw gore || tw negative || tw harassment || tw body horror || tw current events || tw politics

     7. My biographer has a blocked tag list. So if yeh could tag these, we’d appreciate it! Especially the politics. She hates havin’ politics in a space like this. ‘kills the will teh write’ she says. So be a pal ‘n’ tag these so we can avoid these, a’right?

“My biographers tag black list: tw || politics | tw politics || nsfw | tw nsfw || suicide | tw suicide ||  current events || tw current events

     8. No hatin’ here folks. This refers teh anon-hate, call-out-posts, “receipt” blogs ’n’ posts, etc. If yeh have a problem, take it up with the person yeh have a problem with or block ’n’ unfollow. There’s no need teh hang out yer dirty laundry ’n’ make a dramatic witch-hunt ’n’ smear campaign about it. ((We’ve seen too many folks run out a’ fandoms by folks fer upsettin’ the wrong folks, disagreein’ on a topic, ‘n’ unfollowing the wrong person fer the “wrong reason"—a reason that was only brought to light after pressure from said witch-hunters to reveal it.)) All in all, if someone is as bad as yeh say, report ‘em ‘n’ get on with yer life. Don’t be floodin’ or draggin’ me ‘n’ other people inteh it.

That said, if yeh have a problem with this blog here, yer more ‘n’ welcome teh bring it up civilly teh my biographer. However, just know she don’t take well to point-blank neanderthalic hate mail. Plain ol’ waste a’ time if yeh ask me.

     9. My Biographer retains any and all copyright to all original materials generated by this blog. Meanin’ anything she writes, draws or creates in some other such medium belongs exclusively teh her. Copyright infringement is illegal folks, so watch yer back.

     10. if yer a friggin’ porn blog or some other blog endorsin’, promotin’ said illicit activities ooc, yer gonna be blocked. Pardon my frankness, but just because my biographer is of age (around 26 or so) and she and I indulge in slight nsfw-ish dealin’ with horrific, violent, and/or possibly suggestive themes, does not mean we have the time or patience teh be dealin’ with straight up porno freaks. If my author doesn’t like doin’ smut in writin’, preferin’ a fade teh black if ever the situation comes up, what makes you think they like seein’ it on the screen in full color?

“That aside, porn and sexually explicit things make my Biographer very uncomfortable. There are certain things they’re okay with - Suggestive is fine, nsfw-ish, and but full view a’ the nitty gritty pump-and-go action is way outa line fer them. It’s why they have NSFW on their black list - so they can choose whether or not to view or block said material. So if yeh could be a pal an’ tag that stuff, it makes goin’ through the dash easier too.

“So consider this yer warnin’, porn blogs, I don’t tolerate that kind of garbage in my inner circles…

     11. If yeh want to have a conflict-based thread, chat it up with my mun first. Whether it’s gonna be a short thing via asks or yer lookin’ teh make or resolve conflict between yer folks ‘n’ those over here, be sure teh talk it out with our biographer first. As she’d say, “Unplotted angst/conflict tends to end up causing blocks between muns & muses. So let’s talk out their issues & plan a resolution before we start threading that rp.”

     12. If I cross/break yer terms/rules by accident or mistake, lemme know so I can fix it, a'right? Again, I hate makin’ people uncomfortable, especially when the majority of us are here just to have a good time.

     13. If we’re associates/mutuals ‘n’ yeh wanna part ways, please let me know 'n’ if yeh can, do a soft block. I don’t want teh come off as disrespectful teh yeh 'n’ bother yeh when yeh don’t want teh do business with me. But if we’ve known each other fer a while, I would like at least a chance teh say goodbye 'n’ part on good terms. I know me 'n’ my biographer ain’t perfect, but partin’ with friends is hard enough without losin’ the chance teh say goodbye.

“Whelp, that about sums it up fer now. There’s more about me in my Info pages, however, yeh ain’t obligated teh read ‘em - especially all at once. My Biographer’s spent quite a bit a’ time puttin’ those together, so feel free teh take yer time while browsin’ through them. If yeh got any questions, asks, magic anons, etc., yer more ‘n welcome to stop by the post box and send an ask or two!”

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@trollhuntermom

//Ok but this made me 100% think of your troll!barbara thing

Barbara gives Binky a preliminary talking-to on Jim’s training, plus Toby’s tail and some Jlaire (because yes of course that’s still a thing in this AU who do u take me for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  )

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what if the witch brought the fire towed? if she's got fiery hair then maybe the towed is like a pet

The heirs skidded to a halt and looked at each other. If the sea-shell witch wanted their papi as a pet-towed... then that meant she was the one who turned him into one!

“Don’t worry, we’ll get her!” Velda announced, waving the little seashell. “Nobody turns our papi into a towed and gets away with it!”

“But what if she turns us into toweds???” Sturgeous panted, looking up at his sister.

“She won’t!” Velda said with the assured confidence of a stubborn toddler.

“And if she does, we’ll get her back for it,” Braxas whispered and pat his stumpy brother on the shoulder.

From Sturgeous’ expression, Bronté could tell his twin was less than reassured.

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Bonely, sing it's a wonderful world!

Oh, a classic. No, he wasn’t going to sing it—not without accompaniment anyway. 

Up he goes to his flat above the pawnery and down he comes with a hard base case. Pulling up a stool or a chair, the pawnbroker got out his upright bass and took a moment to tune it before plucking and gently strumming it’s silver strings.

“I see trees ‘a green, red roses too. I see 'em bloom fer me ‘n’ you ‘n’ I think teh myself, ‘What a wonderful world.’ I see skies a’ blue ‘n’ clouds a’ white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, ‘n’ I think to myself ‘What a wonderful world’.”

Gently, he strummed his bass, his left hand shifting as he changed the notes.

“The colors a’ the rainbow so pretty in the sky are also on the faces a’ people goin' by. I see friends shakin' hands sayin’, "How do yeh do?" They're really sayin' ‘I love you’.

“I hear babies cry, I watch ‘em grow. They'll learn much more than I'll never know, 'n’ I think teh myself ‘What a wonderful world’. Yeah, I think teh myself ‘What a wonderful world’.”

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“Wait a minute. If I use salt in my cookin’, does that mean I might end up poisonin’ Kat ‘n’ Yuki????? But if salt hurts demons, doesn’t that mean ocean water ‘n’ blood will do that too? ‘Cause all blood has teh have certain salt levels fer yeh te live. Or is it just salt used ‘n’ blessed by clergy? Does anyone know ‘cause demons where I’m from ain’t usually affected by salt unless it’s in a circle, ‘n’ I do not want teh be accidentally poisonin’ my adopted daughters..”

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@voidedfate

“Now this is a treasure”

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This sparks joy

Send me ‘This Sparks Joy’ for a happy headcanon about my muse! || No longer Accepting!

Bonely loves busking. He loves going out with his pals and just playing music on the streets or in parks. If he can get some coin out of it, all the better! But really he does it for the group attention he and his buddies get for their music.

Because if there’s something he loves more than money, it’s attention! And if his buddies can get some too, even better! After all, that’s what busking with his pals is really about: doing something possibly illegal with his best buds and getting a good kick out of it too!

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This Sparks Joy

Send me ‘This Sparks Joy’ for a happy headcanon about my muse! || no longer Accepting

If there was a fondest memory Salem could ever have, it would be when he and Az ( @saintedsin), an outworld angel/caelim, were doing repairs on an old church so that the local congregation could use it. He’s not the best when it comes to meeting people and making friends, but times when he’s able to work and do service with folks he considers friends are probably the happiest times he can have.

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@sharpdressedhorror

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”