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[muli-wam]

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No because imagine you were doing the catherine method on Swimmer!suguru and texting him "I was a mermaid in a past life", just for suguru to respond with,

"no you weren't. You would have drowned."

And you're FLABBERGASTED because how DARE HE. So you reply back with smth like "well I had super powers so..." and you'd go on and on about your mermaid past while he's just staring at his phone in disappoint and amusement because he believes that you couldn't swim safely in any universe. Due to recent events.

Then 2 days later when you both meet at the pool and he completely forgets about that conversation, is kinda taken aback when you ask him to play mermaids with him on the deep end of the pool so you can do your mermaid swim underwater bc it's only fun on the deep end obv 🙄

"Y/n I don't think that's a good idea," he would say, and you'd roll your eyes because he thinks you cant swim but you literally almost drowned ONCE. It's not your fault you're clumsy 😔

He agrees to play anyway because he can never say no to his pretty girl (:

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@twilightsumu I saw your tag and DUDE NOW I CANT STOP IMAGINING SUGURU SWIMMING LIKE A MERMAIN NEXT TO READER

I'm going to bed now bc I'm sleep deprived 😭 no I'm not I'm gna go rewatch h2o...

[kayotic-catgirl]

i will forever be petty that nmt isn't as well known as the rest of the hatchetfield series.

like it adds SO MUCH to the characters and explains so much about them. we learn a lot of the "why's" regarding aspects of them. we learn why ted is so sleazy in time bastard, why linda wnats to be adored in honey queen, and why bill and alice have such a strained relationship in watcher world. AND SO MUCH MORE.

i just feel like it adds so much to these already lovable characters and everyone should pay attention to it.

[chock-and-bates]

my husband keeps catching me watching stripper vlogs for research and he gets this smug little smirk because i just know he thinks i’m going to be doing something for him and you have no idea how much i want to put him in his place by telling him that actually i’m watching this because i’m writing a fic where his favorite f1 driver is a hitman and my favorite f1 driver is a stripper and they’re exes but still so in love and want to fuck nasty but their past is holding them back and i need to watch these vlogs so i can accurately describe a pole dance.

let’s see him smirk at me then 😠

[newtypeoffreak]

No one could ever make me hate you tfa Optimus Prime

[angelcake10023]

The Berlint in Love episode is so embarrassing and so funny at the same time. Like oh man is it hard to watch but there’s so many hilarious moments that kill me LMAO

like Yor thinking she accidentally spiked the tea and bolting with her to the hospital like a raging bullet, and Loid’s face when Yor breaks the strength test

Of course I don’t blame anyone for falling in love with Loid, he’s so pretty I would fall for him too.

[indigo-greer-collins]

✨how jealous/possessive do i headcanon the listeners to be? ✨

angel: -1000/10 — they aren’t jealous at all, aside from the fact that david is down horrendous for them, he is very direct/blunt about rejecting people especially after he got married. they know they don’t have to worry about a god damn thing (none of the listeners really do, you get what i mean)

baabe: 2.5/10 — they aren’t too jealous, but they know asher being the total sweetheart he is sometimes completely forgets his attractiveness and doesn’t immediately realise he’s being hit on so they have to point it out to him. asher makes a really big show of how married he is though, so they too will be fine1!1!1!

sweetheart: 6/10 — sweetheart is the type to get disgustingly affectionate with milo when they see strangers getting a little too close to comfort. it’s not really from being personally insecure or anything, it’s just what’s theirs is theirs (milo eats it the fuck up). they’re also very aware they bagged a fine piece of ass so

darlin: 1/10 — surprisingly not really that jealous! theyre at a place where they’re fully aware that neither of them are going anywhere unless one of them dies so. in fact it kinda boosts their ego to see him get hit on by other people and then watch him turn them down. (i think if anyone made him uncomfy they’d swing though)

lovely: 7/10 — aside from the fact that lovely has a history of a good thing being taken from the way too soon, vincent and lovely have always been fiercely defensive of each other. i always imagine they crank up the PDA to 12 if anyone tries to hit on either of them.

treasure: 5/10 — they do get jealous, but also often shame themselves for feeling that jealousy. it’s probably from the hyper awareness they have, they know where the jealousy roots from (never really having anybody in their corner) and why they feel it so intensely. they really wish they weren’t like this (porter finds it endearing though, and is arguably worse)

freelancer: - ♾️/10 — i feel like this one’s obvious

dear: 2.5/10 — people tend to think lasko’s easy. and he kinda is! but for them specifically, not just anyone! unfortunately people don’t understand that memo quick enough for their liking. they don’t do much to signal to people he’s taken though, cuz they don’t have to! lasko will fold at them so much as playing with his hair.

starlight: 0/10 — they have literally been to hell together and back, they’re gonna be just fine. avior can be a little jealous/possessive sometimes which they find extremely attractive

honey: 4/10 — rarely admits to it and won’t do anything about it, but they can get jealous from time to time due to them being a little insecure about whether or not they’re in guy’s league/the right fit for them. guy is excellent at reassuring them that they are, and if he detects that they might feel off around anyone he makes the biggest most insufferable show of them to cheer them up

smartass: 5/10 — smartass & aaron perfectly match each others jealousy/possessiveness levels i think, like the other half of this scale goes to him LMAO. smartass occasionally pisses themselves off realising that there’s probably people out there who actually fantasise about having him/want him. they are immediately reassured that he’s not going anywhere by how clingy he gets whenever they get time together.

sweetie (azmidi): 1/10 (there’s a pattern with the d(a)emon’s listeners isn’t there)… — other people couldn’t even dream of being able to handle him. next pls!

warden: 7.5/10 — you will NEVER catch them admitting it, but even sensing others attraction to vega can irritate them a little. they’re aware he looks good, so they try to distract themselves from it, but vega knows and adores it because they’re way worse.

[porters-fangs]

trans guy will never not be funny to me because wdym this man was choosing his preferred name and just thought “fuck it i’m gonna affirm my gender so hard rn”

[grilledcheezy92]

I'm gonna commit

Listening to Guy's first BA bc I haven't heard it in a while

And suddenly the sound cuts out.

I'm like ok what's going on?

So I hit play and wait a couple seconds, no sound.

So I check Bluetooth.

And I have a second device connected

(I think) It's the shower speaker.

Which means one of my roommates may have heard a couple seconds of Guy and Honey getting busy in the shower instead of whatever music.

(I mostly use the ba's as something to fall asleep to)

[vind3miat0r]

"ill find you in every universe" ahh couple

sigh... save me fool!Guy and fool!Honey save me...

close ups under the cut :3

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[rottenjuice]

I know green faction doesn't have a leader and is supposed to be that everyone has an equal weight of their opinion, but I believe wholeheartedly that bad is the leader or in some sense in charge. they could NEVER vote out bad from the faction, no matter what, that's HIS faction and they all deep down know it.

the same with pangi (apparently) getting mad over tubbo joining the faction without him being consulted. like is this dude going to be mad at bad for making that decision? hell nah. he's gonna gun it out on tubbo if anything.

bad's in a position where he can say yes to an member joining his faction while said person communicated he will contribute NOTHING. he's so confident that he can do the faction quests by himself that people have just turned into numbers and an way to torment the kingdom.

he's also just the yes-andy all the faction members need. owen tearing apart the kingdom. tubbo and his hatred for blue. pangi's love affair with pili1 (and pili2?). krow's pure hatred for the system. as long as they have a bit of hatred in their heart and that their goal isn't to kill foolish, everything is going his way.

[muli-wam]

Ginny and georgia commentary that no one asked for below (and spoilers!):

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If I talked to my mom the way Ginny talks to Georgia, my mom wouldn't even care that she was on house arrest, she would hunt me down and beat my ass 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[apolloinaplaguemask]

It Will Come Back by Hozier teleneo. Trust guys trust

[cro0kedme]

Parents in I was a teenage exocolonist looking for baby names with this

[honeygutzz]

I'm rewatching Naruto and remembering all the reasons why I love Kankuro.

He shows up and immediately starts beating up little kids. Clearly taking out his frustration with Gaara because he "hates runts" only to get all spooked by his 12 year old brother.

Then he takes the time to dress Crow up as a proctor and does some roleplay with him (technically with himself) which involves handcuffing him! Is that even standard procedure for restroom breaks during the Chūnin Exams? We have no way of knowing! No wonder Ibiki sniffed him out - what the hell was even that?

Not to mention he's clearly taking the time to maintain his makeup during the Chūnin Exams. Clearly the priorities are 1) bully children 2) play with toys 3) never letting goth die.

[indigo-greer-collins]

damn so fool!honey never opens the page where fool!guy uses them for anatomy practice? shame 😔

[nightfragrance]

thinks their opinions are facts and should be taken as such (delusional): hikaru, tamaki

knows their opinions are opinions but still thinks they’re better than yours (cocky): kyoya, kaoru

will have their own opinions and respect yours as well (civil): haruhi, mori

has their own opinions which are better than yours but will be civil with ulterior motives to take you down later (scheming): honey, kyoya