#спасите меня

[crowsandsuch2]

well whatever. if i ever do start doing that itd have to be after im done with exams

id like to start doing commissions someday but i dont know how id get the money since most third party payment apps cut service in russia :(

[bunbunbrunny]

choose your fighter

I still can't figure out exactly how to draw it.

(у меня синдром рисовать в пол оборота мне нужна помощь я как овощ)

[qckoldun]

я когда вижу девочек в котошапках постоянно думаю рип дримвозтейкен надеюсь в следующей жизни ты сможешь быть просто тиктоковской альтушкой😔

аминь

[ivvwwwwwi34]

im sorry I haven't posted in a while - im just getting fucked by college

It turns out I have a lot of.... eeehhh... college debt that needs to be paid off immediately

bru h

[microwavebeeep]

Нет настроения рисовать комикс по сериреям, поэтому написала фанфик!!! Небольшой, зато свой

О зонтах и восприятии

Размер: 6 страниц (2,3к слов)

Пейринг: Аратака Рейген/Кацуя Серизава

Жанры: Повседневность | Психология

Другие метки: Забота / Поддержка | Пре-слэш

Описание:

Серизаву не волнует дождь и вероятность простудиться. Рейгена же, почему-то, крайне заботит чужое здоровье и отсутствие зонта.

+ версия на ао3

[yantalite7688]

Attention anecdote:

Sergey calls Yura and asks:

— Yura, they told me here that you were doing something related to the zone, is that true?

- no, pfft, Mr. Kazarin, why should i, ima just sitting listening to music at home *sounds of dragostea din tei*

ru translation undercut

Внимание анекдот:

Звонит Сергей Юре, и спрашивает:

— Юра, мне тут сказа��и что ты занимался чем-то связанным с зоной, это правда?

— да нет пфф мистер Казарин вы чего я просто сижу слушаю музыку у себя дома *звуки dragostea din tei*

[pyshechkapushkova]

Im tired as hell but i really wanted to do it so

No subs but

Sun in the eyes,

Forget offences

Tell me, how I lived

And what I have seen

Sun in the eyes,

Forget offences

Tell me, how I lived

And what I have seen

[rosevyi]

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[jellyloveru]

угадайте кто опять повяз в любимой серии книг

[ikilledmybrotherandimnotashamed]

Имба

Простите

[the-bronepoezd]

Ура! У меня новый телефон! Новенький, красивенький... И пипец неудобный. Помогите, спасите.

Я задолбала сб просто во все аккаунты входить. Мне кажется, раньше я так не трахалась пока данные переносила. Они автоматом копировались со всеми аккаунта и, паролями, явками и оформлением. Сейчас я чувствую,что буду месяц мучаться с подстраиванием телефона под себя... А потом ещё месяцев 6 страдать, потому что все равно неудобно будет 😅

[ggondae99]

я очень сильно истерю из-за последнего экзамена. такое ощущение, что я уже выдохлась, потому что мой мозг хочет всё кроме подготовки. ну это серьёзно ни в какие ворота. я совершенно себя не узнаю. и единственное чего мне хочется - это просто лежать на чьих-то коленях, пока меня успокаивают, потому что я уже устала думать о том, что мне хочется исчезнуть. дело даже не в экзамене. скорее это ещё один триггер. 66 вопросов, карл. они ещё и похожие между собой. даже по профильным дисциплинам их всегда было 35. и, если честно, я просто в культурном шоке с этих вопросов, они такие типа: АРХЕТИПЫ В ЛИТЕРАТУРЕ. КАКИЕ ЕЩЁ АРХЕТИПЫ ТВОЮ МАТЬ. ИЛИ ПОНЯТИЕ ХРОНОТОПА??? WTF??? 😭😭😭 ПРОСТО СПАСИТЕ МЕНЯ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА УЖЕ НАКОНЕЦ

[cogcontrol]

VOTE FOR SERGEY AND OLEG!

they are:

- obviously originally conceived by their creator as queer, and then continuously disregarded by the publisher despite MASSIVE love for them from the fandom. their current status (alive, in the center of their own series, written and drawn by queer creators) is a massive fucking win. they fought the narrative and they won. in all their weird glory

- sergey (the redhead one, also the serial killer that really started all this) was originaly a parody of a russian tech millionaire pavel durov (creator of vk and telegram), who himself is like, basically mark zuckerberg but a fuckboy. so like. this is the second time when a tech millionaire was turned gay by fiction writers against his will. and I think it's beautiful.

- in his first appearance sergey's magnificent plan is to:

kill a bunch of corrupt people and become a widely publically supported vigilante (the Plague Doctor)

reveal himself as said vigilante

run for president using the public support

do a fascism when he gets to power

this plan is unfortunately foiled, because he gets recorded revealing his plan and his disdain for the common man by the protagonist of the comic while sergei makes him run through his torture labyrinth completely naked. yes if you were wondering sergey WAS wearing a purple cheetah print robe and yes he DID make a comment of appreciation about the protag's cock

what I am saying is: he sucks. he sucks so bad. I love him dearly

- oleg is his childhood friend and was conceived SPECIFICALLY as the "guard dog" archetype. he is loyal to a fault and he sticks with this hysterical redhead bitch through all of his stupid fucking bullshit. he has likely committed war crimes. he was a mercenary. his surname literally means wolf. he is hot as hell. he cooks. he has almost died by sergey's hand (got shot. five fucking times. was like. presumed dead) but still went back to save him. they shared an appartment in college. he defended him from bullies when they were little. I know his dick is 11 inches. I know it in my soul.

those guys held me in a vice fucking grip throughout my teen years and I will never be free. they left a permanent imprint on my psyche. they are weird codependent objectively evil and also ridiculous. they went from homophobic caricatures to the most beloved characters in the fandom. vote for them.

Gay wrongs tournament, round 1 of the minor bracket

Propaganda:

For Mick Rory and Leonard Snart:

The only supervillains on that show that understood the assignment. Thieves with a flare and loyal only to eachother. Eventually become anti heroes on legends of tomorrow but I liked them best as villains. The best part of both shows. Over the top and committed to the theme for the vibes. Puns and crime.

Fire and ice pairing! 

For Sergey and Oleg: (propaganda from the previous tournament here)

They're so married!!! The domesticity oh my god they live together and they sleep in the same bed and they're worried if the other isn't here when they wake up and they take care of each other when they're sick. Sorry, the latest issue was a lot. Anyway, the crime-doing part. They're both officially criminals and they're wanted in quite a few countries for various reasons: in Russia they killed A Lot of people in various bloody and/or arson-y ways (most famously rich corrupted people, which only antagonists can do) and blew up some stuff (which also killed a lot of innocent people) and kidnapped other innocent people just to get revenge on one guy who was just doing his job (the cop who got Sergey in prison while Oleg was out of the country) (and technically Oleg breaking Sergey out of prison is also a crime, on top of all his solo mercenary stuff). In Italy they also killed people and also broke countless laws (you can even count building safety laws in here for fun), in Mexico (honeymoon!) they had a run-in with the local mafia and that also ended bloodily, in a few other countries they were mostly just evading the law but you can't really do that without breaking other laws. They stole at least one helicopter (after killing the soldiers in it). And that's all *before* the current series. In that one they're coercing someone into becoming a vigilante (an already wanted by the law vigilante), and they're trying not to do so much public things, because they like being presumed dead and not being on the run. But that doesn't stop them from bloodily killing anyone who threatens them or Lera (the med student under the new Plague Doctor costume) or their plan, or defending themselves (by killing people) when the consequences of their past actions come around (does it even count as legitimate defense when you kill almost all the henchmen of the guy who wants to kill you because years ago his parent was an unfortunate victim of your beef with someone totally unrelated? Not sure). And yes *technically* they're killing other criminals, but also they are much worse criminals themselves (as said on- page by a secondary character who was trying to kill them because of, well, all the past terrorism / murder).

They're widely considered to be the worst people in a town full of criminals. A lot of people want to kill them, because of all the murders they did earlier. In all their appearances they're either the most married couple of a series that also has real married couples, or extremely efficient killers who don't have a qualm disposing of everybody else's henchmen.

[helluva-blitz]

Блять от меня в чарактер аи банкомат хочет детей спасите

[kwiiirr]

🇺🇸 Working. SAVE ME PLS

🇷🇺 Работаю. СПАСИТЕ МЕНЯ ПЖЛСТ

[horriblecorbie]

Спасите меня Рпг мейкер игры 🙏🙏🙏