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app1es0uce · 3 months ago

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The unstoppable villain who has defeated every challenger and hero sent their way

Meets a couple of little, unhinged kids who aren’t trying to be heroic or annoying or chaotic on purpose, they’re just very curious children who act upon every thought they have and have no self preservation.

#“Finally! I have defeated every road block sent my way and now it is time to show this town what I- are you peeing right now?”#*sinsiter smile* “Do I not scare you child?” “No. How are you so tall? You look like big bird.” “Yeah are you a giraffe?”#“It is now time to-” “TAG! YOU’RE IT!”#*gets violently sick like new teachers do for the first couple weeks because children are nasty*#“This death ray will-” “You don’t even have the good kind of cereal but you have a death ray?”#“Look dad look!! Dad look! Watch me do a flip!” “I’m not your father I am- OW!” “You ruined my flip!!”#*wipes snot over all of the villains things*#“You little shits are-” “OOOOOOO YOU SAID A BAD WOORD!!!” “OOHHH IM TELLING!!” “THEY SAID A NONO WORD!!!!” “NO DESSERT FOR YOU!”#“I’ll make you suffer every pain known to men!” “Yeah sure being sent to my room is waaaaay worse.”#“I offer this coin worth million of dollars for-” “I ate it.” “I frew up on it.” “I wiped my butt with it.”#“I am not afraid to-” “EEEWWWWWW YOU FAAAAARTED!!!!!”#“You have lived long enough. Now I will-” “PPPPPBBBBBBFFFFTTTTTTTTT” *Blows the biggest loudest raspberry you’ve every heard*

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