#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺. ┊ bombastic side eye
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@winch3ster: mom pls get it together
❝ but he's heavenly. and i would know. ❞
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❝ anyone that isn't a shallow moron would choose someone who loves them and actually gives a damn about other people over an asshole that waves his money around and only wants to win. ❞
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT CHOOSING TO GO WITH A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO HAS NO MONEY TO HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING----- MOTEL HOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗷𝗲𝘀𝘀. ┊ blue eyes and her devil may care stare#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗼𝘂𝘁. ┊ welcome back to me screaming#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. ┊ thank you for coming to my ted talk#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻. ┊ is it me? am i the drama?#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗷𝗲𝘀𝘀'𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝘁. ┊ what words can't say#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺. ┊ bombastic side eye#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀. ┊ it's free real estate#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁. ┊ everybody's so creative#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹. ┊ it's enough slices!
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❝ i see someone let the shrieking little rat out of his cage again. ❞
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she has to believe there's an alternate universe out there where she was around to help sarah believe in her worth and kick jeffrey in the gnads any time he even tried to approach her.
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"i do not look like a drowned rat and she has no room to talk about relationship anxiety."
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❝ the butternut squash with hair is squealing again. what a great morning. ❞
#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺. ┊ bombastic side eye#pls someone said this on tiktok about jimmy from love is blind and jess has been /saving/ it for her daily jeffrey insults
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sweats every time people remind him that dating azzie means literal god is his in law.
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❝ hearing the screeching little gremlin talk about sex is nauseating. ❞
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thank god for noise canceling headphones.
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❝ just in time for the show. ❞
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" JEFFREY @narcissisticblonde !!! I got another gift for you ! "
#crying because some girl bought these on my tiktok last night#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺. ┊ bombastic side eye
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❝ i'm just saying i don't think anyone would hold it against us if we exterminated little rat boy. ❞
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" you should have been there when i gave his number out to all of the guys that hit on me at the bar. it was beautiful. "
" he gets so worked up over everything. i'm glad sarah ditched his pathetic ass."
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when your besties are bonding over their shared plans TO KILL YOU
#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺. ┊ bombastic side eye#jess cryin in the club rn#this is why it takes a lot for her to trust people#and she definitely overly tests people with holy water
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"so cam likes being choked. noted."
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