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ripcrispyblonde · 1 year ago
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@winch3ster: mom pls get it together
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❝ but he's heavenly. and i would know. ❞
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ripcrispyblonde · 10 months ago
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❝ anyone that isn't a shallow moron would choose someone who loves them and actually gives a damn about other people over an asshole that waves his money around and only wants to win. ❞
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"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT CHOOSING TO GO WITH A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO HAS NO MONEY TO HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING----- MOTEL HOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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letmedeleteitplz · 2 years ago
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tag drop
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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❝ i see someone let the shrieking little rat out of his cage again. ❞
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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she has to believe there's an alternate universe out there where she was around to help sarah believe in her worth and kick jeffrey in the gnads any time he even tried to approach her.
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bleakfated · 2 years ago
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"i do not look like a drowned rat and she has no room to talk about relationship anxiety."
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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❝ the butternut squash with hair is squealing again. what a great morning. ❞
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bleakfated · 2 years ago
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sweats every time people remind him that dating azzie means literal god is his in law.
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ripcrispyblonde · 1 year ago
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❝ hearing the screeching little gremlin talk about sex is nauseating. ❞
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ripcrispyblonde · 1 year ago
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thank god for noise canceling headphones.
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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❝ just in time for the show.   ❞
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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" JEFFREY @narcissisticblonde !!! I got another gift for you ! "
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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❝ i'm just saying i don't think anyone would hold it against us if we exterminated little rat boy. ❞
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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" you should have been there when i gave his number out to all of the guys that hit on me at the bar. it was beautiful. "
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" he gets so worked up over everything. i'm glad sarah ditched his pathetic ass."
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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when your besties are bonding over their shared plans TO KILL YOU
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ripcrispyblonde · 2 years ago
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"so cam likes being choked. noted."
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