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🧛🏻‍♀️ for any of your ham muses <33

Send one to start something with my muse.

🧛🏻‍♀️ for a vampire au

@mementomcriii ((this is one of those things where i didn’t really know where i was going with it as i typed but it’s here and yea h))

SOMETIMES, ROOMMATES DON’T tell each other everything. Hercules knew that, he did. But these guys were different. John, Laf, Alex, these weren’t just roommates. These are his friends, his FAMILY. And families weren’t supposed to have secrets. Small secrets, maybe, but not BIG ones. When you’re family, you tell each other everything. When three members of a family turn out to be vampires, you tell the human.

OR, HERCULES WOULD have appreciated it if they had.

THAT WAY HE didn’t have to walk into wild situations like this- the three of them feasting on blood. He stares at them for a while, a long while, unblinking, before making a face. “So, uh, how… How long has… Is all the red wine in this place ACTUALLY red wine?”