#⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( QUEUED ) ⤹ •• 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪.

[unladielike]

Of course, it's probably obvious by now, but Vivian is definitely not what I would call a girl's girl. Like, sure, if you're nice to her, she will be nice to you back, but there are some personality types or traits she absolutely can't stand in women or finds insufferable beyond belief, meaning things such as

vanity (Honestly, she will likely snap and tell you to shut up if you try to complain to her about your hot girl problems)

entitlement/lack of regard for other people

toxic femininity (think Shoko Inari from Princess Jellyfish)

male bashing/misandry (As much as she finds three dimensional men disappointing, she will still defend them to hell and back if she thinks they're unfairly being slandered... especially due to the fact most of her friends are men)

misogyny (therefore, trad wives or pick mes are likely to get on her nerves)

androcentrism (aka male centeredness) due to the fact she has been ditched by another woman for a man before

being a busy body (especially if one were to recommend she dress more girly or wear something more tailored to her figure)

will probably get her to hate you. Seriously, in the event she's unable to relate to another woman and finds her unpleasant, I could see her being extremely callous towards her. Granted, Vivian isn't unreasonable, so if you demonstrate you're not entirely unjust, she may ultimately conclude you're maybe not all that bad after all, but women who are self-centered and use their sexuality to get ahead will likely not be the recipient of her kindness.

Mind you, Vivian is the sort of person who would want to throw rocks at happy couples, so while I wouldn't say she's misogynistic, she does hate those who have a love life as well as certain kinds of women. Honestly, I could see her pulling the, 'Even if you were a man, I would still hate you', shtick because her dislike of normies and those with 'pretty privilege' also extends towards both men and women, meaning she would hate both men and women equally provided they possess qualities she happens to despise.

Of course, she won't necessarily put them down for male validation or anything cringe worthy like that, but she will make it clear they will never be friends and will very bluntly state she finds them annoying. I mean, if nothing else, Vivian would at least be less meaner than Hayate who would literally tell one to kill herself, yet given how she also isn't the type to mince words in the event she happens to dislike a woman, I could see one being angry enough to actually slap her.

Though, for what it's worth, I could also see other women finding her annoying as well due to the fact she's such a goodie two shoes. Seriously, Vivian would help an old lady across the street and would even take time out of her day to clean up after people who litter, to the point where she's relatively well-liked by the community wherever she goes.

[unladielike]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָཐིཋྀ — STARTER CALL ( @fightingthetides ​)

    "So here's a fun conundrum for you, Kenny! If you had to pick either giving up steak, shrimp, ribs, or fried chicken for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?" Vivian asks him, allowing curiosity to lace her tone. Of course, the whole entire time, she prays Mizumachi wouldn't say shrimp, because in the event he did, she would be so offended... and might even just start buying him a lot of delicious dishes with shrimp in it to change his mind.

[unladielike]

    Maybe it was because she was autistic, but as Mizumachi continues to drone on and on about the football players he knew, her brain eventually struggled to compute, to the point where after a while, she lost track of who Agon, Hirao, Hiruma, and Komusubi were... even though it wasn't exactly all that long ago he had told her. Honestly, despite the fact she was listening, her brain had always struggled to register more than one name at a time, so upon being on the receiving end of so much information at once, it was as if most details he just disclosed flew out one ear and out the other... leaving her awkwardly standing there, wondering whether or not she should admit he had already lost her, because while she hadn't meant to be inattentive, it might end up hurting Mizumachi's feelings.

    "I, uh... see you've befriended quite the colourful cast of jocks," came her eventual, absentminded murmur, despite in actuality, not managing to actually 'see' or absorb around eighty percent of what he had told her. Now, in the event real life came with subtitles, that might have been a different story altogether, but as all she had to rely on were her fallible ears and the grey matter she calls her brain, Vivian felt like that one Pop Team Epic character who basically went, 'Oh, I see. Now, I totally get it', while an arrow points to her with the caption, 'Doesn't get it at all'.

    Sure enough, her lips would then quirk upwards into a sheepish grin. "Welp, I don't know about 'weird', but you are definitely not what I'd call the sharpest knife in the shed... that's for sure," Vivian admits, because as far as she was concerned, the weird one was her due to the fact she sucked at most things that came naturally to neurotypical folks. Before she could bring herself to continue the conversation any further, however, she hears one of her classmates calling out her, causing her to pause.

    "Hey, Vivi! Are we still getting boba later?" Lalisa calls out from a few feet away, and almost immediately, Vivian proceeds to turn accompanied by an apologetic smile. "Ah, yeah! Just gimme one sec," she tells her, only to turn back towards Mizumachi. "Sorry, Kenny! I gotta go. Lala needs me, you see," Vivian whispers while lifting a palm over her mouth. "Could we talk later?"

[水] 

“Mhaa~ I wouldn’t be the same dude if I wasn’t cheerful and nice, yanno? I dunno what I’d be, but it aint Mizumachi.”

Maybe some kinda anti-Mizumachi. Yanno what they say, right? Villains aren’t born, they’re made? The opposite of him would definitely be a villain on the field. Throwing pocket sand and all that, probably.

Wow, what a jerk!

“Ah- a lot of the quarterbacks I know were weird, but they’re good players! There’s Hiruma, who is trigger happy and has a book full of blackmail. There’s ‘The Kid’ and Harao who aren’t crazy, but they’re fun! They cosplay as a cowboy and a pharaoh.”

Wait? That was the whole team, so Harao shouldn't take the fall alone for being weird, huh? Then again, with them being known for having some of the best defense at the time... maybe they all had some head injuries?

Unui wasn't crazy either, but it was his younger twin brother.

“He might as well be! His signature move would be 'god-like reflexes' or something. Agon isn’t exactly a quarterback, but he could play any position he wanted with his athleticism. Got a nasty temper too, dislocated my shoulder once, haha! He does whatever he wants. Short and stubby legs, though, would be Komusubi-kun, he’s a great guy! Humbled me real good, haha!”

Agon should partially count as a quarterback because of the ‘Dragonfly’ maneuver that required multiple quarterbacks, right?

“Though it’s not exactly an illegal move or anything, Marco purposefully planned to injure other players to ensure victory. He brought in a beast of a guy to do it too.”

All because he wanted to win the Christmas bowl to confess to a girl he liked. Like, he respects the grind, but at the same time… dude… leave the romance off the field.

“Yeah, there’s a lot of weird guys in sports, but that’s what makes it fun! I’m pretty weird too!”

He’s self-aware enough to know that he was also one of the peculiar ones and wasn’t afraid to admit it. So many weird guys he knew in his highschool days and into college. There was also Habashira who was basically half chameleon.

[unladielike]

Is Vivian meant to be attractive? Well, based on these pictures of how I envision her to look on a day to day basis, she can appear cute one moment and then come across as a major slob the next, but once she loses the glasses, her feminine features proceed to stand out more, yet the general consensus is that she's... well, a tomboy, for lack of a better term.

Like, yes, she is vaguely girlish looking, but her clothes are very unisex, so it ends up obscuring her feminine form, meaning as a result, she fails to pander to the male gaze, making her have a more... dweeby gremlin presentation. Why, on one hand, you couldn't realistically mistake her for a youthful man (unless she cuts her hair short), yet on the other hand, you do not get the sense she's your stereotypical girly girl either... and the back of her hair is always such a mess, most would not get the impression she even brushes it.

Plus, figure wise, she has an average chest and a bubble butt, with the latter usually getting obscured by her baggy pants or the jacket tied around her waist; therefore, it isn't often she's viewed from a sexual lens, just because it probably feels sinful to view a good Christian girl in a non-PG 13 manner and Vivian herself acts very prudish in order to save face/gain acceptance from the general populace.

To that end, whether or not people find her attractive is pretty much based on what happens to be their type. Truly, in the event someone finds tomboys who are the tiniest bit skrunkly appealing, then yes, chances are high they would probably be into her. Vivian, however, isn't what I would call the most popular girl at school, so while she's well liked and probably has secret admirers of her own she's oblivious to due to the fact she's nice, she's not the sort of person who would have a fanclub dedicated to her, which ultimately has her convinced she's ugly.

Unbeknownst to her, on the other hand, the general consensus is that Vivian's either a lesbian or someone unattainable (due her fixation with 2D anime boys), meaning the reason her love life is practically non-existent by natural default is due to everyone assuming she's not interested.

[unladielike]

    "Ooh, you know what else has wings? A Maxi Pad!" Vivian grins. Granted, the joke itself only just occurred to her after watching a pigeon take flight through the skies, but regardless, she's clearly quite proud of herself for coming up with that one.

[unladielike]

a smile that masks hidden depravity.

( a picrew edit of vivian i made... where instead of editing the hair, i just coloured in the part of her glasses that should have been there and gave her the kinky signature choker that's often seen around her neck. )

[unladielike]

Although he never quite knew where he stood with Vivian, it only felt right to give her at least something for her birthday. She spent a fair amount of time around his place, talking about all the 2D men who were so much better than him in every way (despite the fact they didn’t really exist). He didn’t quite know how to take the fact that her favorite character looked suspiciously like him, but it could’ve been that he looked suspiciously like the character instead. Maybe the reason why she was drawn to him in the first place was due to the visual commonalities between them. Who could say?

So when she arrived at his place in the mid-afternoon, the hitman remained seated on the couch, idly scrolling on his phone before looking up. “Hey, c’mere, I’ve got somethin’ for ya.” He beckoned her closer and placed a couple of things sitting beside him on the couch into her hands. One was a small, six inch limited edition plush of her favorite character (which he wouldn’t ever tell her where he acquired it because that would likely horrify her) and a sparkly acrylic keychain of the character as well. They weren’t wrapped, reflecting how casual he wanted the gesture to seem.

“Here’s that one guy ya like so much. I’ve never gotten the appeal, but it’s your birthday, so whatever. I hope ya like it.” As if to shield himself from any vulnerability he was showing in the moment, he quickly added, “Don’t read into it too much, ‘kay?”

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIVIAN! (4/20 — 2025). always accepting!

    Like any other day she came to his apartment, all Vivian really thought they would do was have sex, so when she spies Kai sitting by the couch with what looked to be Kuroo Tetsurou merchandise, her bespectacled gaze immediately widens. Wait... he couldn't have, could he? But the next thing she knows, Kai's calling her over, causing her to obediently inch closer with squinting eyes, as if asking, 'Whatever are you scheming, mister?', because for some reason, she had trouble believing he would let her have both the plush or the acrylic key chain for free; in fact, something told her he may be keeping them both hostage until she did something especially lewd, so the moment he hands them to her without any strings attached, dumbfounded blinks then proceeded to roll off her eyelids.

    "Oh... you actually remembered?" Vivian finds herself uttering, seemingly at a loss for words as she stared down at the adorable plush she could never find at a reasonable price online and the acrylic keychain that had been on her wish list for a while now. Then, for once, her gaze softens, because it occurred to her that deep down inside, maybe Kai really did care. Due to this being the case, she'll slowly peer back up at him with her lashes fluttering as a light magenta hue seeps it's way through her cheeks.

    "I, um... don't know what to say. But thank you, Kai." This time around, her voice lacks the harshness it usually would, meaning for better or worse, Vivian could hardly bring herself to be mean to him. "You really didn't have to because gift or no gift, I would have sucked your dick regardless, yet still... it means a lot to me. And since it won't stop being my birthday for the next eleven hours, could I... maybe give you a hug?" she then questions, because if nothing else, she wanted to hide her face in his chest and not have to look at him as her heart subsequently raced a mile per minute.

    Of course, provided Kai refused, she would accept his 'no' with a pout, but for the time being, Vivian figured this was about the only opportunity she had to selfishly indulge in his warmth before she had to revert back to her usual, bitchy demeanour the day after and pretend as if she wasn't terribly smitten with him.

@gloryundimmed

[unladielike]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָཐིཋྀ — STARTER CALL ( @despairforme ​)

    "...Why do I have this sinking suspicion you aren't here to pray?" After arising from her kneeling position by the marble alter, Vivian would turn to shoot Nnoitra a judgmental look. Honestly, for some reason or another, he did not strike her as a Christian, so the fact he had even entered an abandoned church that was later scheduled to be demolished was... questionable at best.

    "Welp, no matter. Just keep in mind that as long as I'm here, I won't be permitting any tomfoolery behind these sacred walls. Do I make myself clear, Mr. Gilga?" Sooner rather than later, she'll proceed to place both hands over her hips in order to further exaggerate what little authority she actually had. Still, despite the fact she had referred to him by his surname the same way a school principal might address a student, her chiding tone was anything but respectful; at the same time, however, it was hard to take her seriously or find her all that threatening when she merely stood at the height of 5'2 and was basically an all bark, no bite gremlin.

[unladielike]

‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’

       FRIENDS. » still accepting!

    "Doesn't matter if you're a guy, to be honest. I would still hate your guts," Vivian bluntly remarks... and she wasn't lying either, because Tsuyuko being a woman had nothing to do with why she disliked her. Honestly, anyone who was vain enough to complain about their hot girl or hot boy problems around her would immediately be on her shit list, gender be damned. Granted, Vivian does surprisingly have no issues with Tsuyuko being sexually promiscuous, but it doesn't change the fact she doesn't approve of her sleeping with other peoples' partners; after all, committing adultery was still a sin.

    "Then again, I can't really imagine a hypothetical scenario where you're a man or even an effeminate man," she then admits, allowing a pensive frown to mar her lips. "Like, even if you weren't born female, something tells me you would still end up becoming a woman anyways." Of course, by this, Vivian meant Tsuyuko would remain a woman in every universe... whether that be as a cis woman or a trans woman.

@megitsuneko

[unladielike]

    "Ahhh, 2D girls are just the absolute cutest!" Vivian squeals while kicking her feet up and down through the air. Of course, the whole entire time, it seemed she was playing what was presumably a waifu collection game on her phone.

    "Normally, I'm a staunch husbando-ist, but the moe-ness levels here are seriously off the charts... truly, this is exactly what I needed to relax! Why, the people who invented the realm of 2D deserve a Nobel Peace Award for making such cute, short-haired bishoujo girls widely accessible to the masses!" Vivian continues to gush, clearly unperturbed someone else might be around to witness her enthusiastic fangirling.

[unladielike]

Conversations/things Kai ( @gloryundimmed ) has probably overheard Vivian having/saying because she struggles to talk using an inside voice:

"I can't believe I'm pregnant again! Must be something in the air." "Yeah, it's probably your legs."

"You're too young to be tired!" "Welp, you're too old to be alive, Margaret, but here you are, existing in my general vicinity."

"Bitch, I'll put a 'fragile flower' on your gravestone if you dare call me that again."

"Oh, don't mention it. For you, I'll even pluck out all the stars in the sky!" ( Probably to some sweet girl who called her a hero or something, I dunno )

"Oh no... there are no seats available." "Not to worry! I can emulate a chair. Now, come... sit on my lap!"

"See, what did I tell you? Team work really does make the dream work!"

"I have no idea why the pope is so against crossdressing when he happens to wear a cross and a dress himself."

"Be like me... don't do drugs, party, or have sex, and you'll end up becoming an upstanding member of society!"

"Okay, who do I have to beat up?" ( To a girl who's crying )

"People call me uptight and no fun, but at least I'm not the one ending up pregnant at 16 or needing my parents to bail me out of jail."

"God, they're heathens... the whole lot of them!"

"Hey, don't you point those vampire hands at me! I'm innocent, I tell you... innocent!" ( To someone wearing red nail polish )

"They should really invent a loneliness I don't have to bear."

"Why have a boyfriend when you can date 2D men who aren't misogynistic creeps?"

"Ahhh, my dear, sweet otome games... they could never make me hate you."

"Listen... if a guy has black spiky hair, golden eyes, and a shit eating grin, I implore you to run in the other direction."

"Ugh, do people these days not have a single ounce of self restraint? I mean, hello? There are children here! Are you truly that horny, you can't bring yourself to keep it in your pants for five minutes or heaven forbid, until you get back home?"

"I honestly never know what guys mean when they say they want a 'submissive wife'. Like, do they just want a bottom or do they want someone who would be all, 'Yes, husband!' every time they ask for something? And if it's the latter, how come nine times out of ten, they always end up falling in love with the free, independent women... and never the subservient one?"

[unladielike]

    "Welp, it's a good thing you weren't dropped to the ground; otherwise, you would have ended up breaking every bone in your body and that would have been no good," Vivian remarks. Naturally, that was akin to saying 'people die when they get killed', but pointing out the obvious was pretty much a habit of hers at this point. The moment Masakatsu proceeds to seize her by the shoulders, however, her bespectacled eyes were then quick to widen, yet because she was certain there were no other rides at the night market, it wasn't long until a sheepish smile meanders it's way across her lips.

    "Er... sorry to disappoint, but I'm pretty sure the zipline here is the only attraction at the moment? S-So, uh... I'm afraid I can't answer those questions," Vivian informs him, her tone apologetic... only, the moment Masakatsu proceeds to pull her forward by the hand, she'll stumble after him, with a slight startled gasp fleeing her throat and her hand instinctively squeezing his. "Wait, Katsu-puff! D-Do you even know where you're going?" came her query, because with how big the night market was, he probably couldn't tell left from right.

    Before she knew it, on the other hand, he finally stops and pulls a few dollar bills out of his wallet, causing her to pause and swivel her gaze downwards accompanied by a few owlish blinks rolling off her eyelids. Of course, given how she always preferred being the one to pay during outings with friends, her features were quick to contort into a conflicted wince. On one hand, it wasn't exactly 'manly' to accept money from a three dimensional guy but refusing his generosity would also make her feel quite guilty and food here was pretty expensive, to the point where she would reluctantly retrieve his cash, because while she did currently have $200, her mother had also been giving her an earful for spending her money recklessly. To that end, she figures she should not make a huge fuss and just use it.

    "A-Alright. I'm not all that hungry, though, so I might just get bubble waffles... and some bubble tea. Do you have anything you want to particularly eat?" Vivian eventually asks, for it suddenly occurred to her she had no idea what his favourite foods were. "Like maybe something sweet or something more savoury?"

It's a feeling that will be remembered for days to come after locking himself in the weekends for an ungodly amount of times. Minutes are thrown out, feeling like seconds are inserting themselves into the room, and now morning feels like evening. It's refreshing to feel time has slowed down without jumbled thoughts dictating where to go next. Many routes to choose, but they're all too overwhelming, and the path away will be waiting for his next decision, just like the millions before.

"It didn't drop me off into the ground! I was worried that the straps won't be enough to carry me along the ride, but it was exciting! We should go on another ride! Do you know any in mind? Do you have a favorite ride we can go next?" He grasped her shoulders, his face brimming with so many colors, cheeks red as the sun itself. And when he let loose, hands grab a hold of hers with a subtle pull for another adventure near soon.

He has no idea of where to go next, but there has to have one in mind, right? Instant realization stopped him in his tracks in question of what he was missing in the first place. "Oh, wait! Food! Oh, but I wanna see the ride, but are you hungry? There's a few dollars in my wallet. Here, lemme check real quick!"

His tone is gentle, energy coming to a halt, before letting go of her palm. "Here, please, take this." Handing her a few dollars, he brushed hair aside to count how much was needed. "Don't have a good memory, because I feel guilty when someone pays, and not doing the same thing back. So please, take it. I have some saved, it's okay."

And as long as he plays his part, she doesn't need to pay for everything in sight.

[unladielike]

Hey, Vivian, do your best impression of Kai!

         UNPROMPTED ASKS. » always accepting!

    "Are ya sure you wanna shoot my dick? 'Cause if ya did, you'd be destroyin' a national treasure... and 'sides, I could fuck ya real good with it, you'd wind up seein' heaven. So knowin' that, do ya really wanna pull the trigger?" Vivian lowers her voice to sound way more deep and smug while adopting an impish smirk that was meant to mirror Kai's. Afterwards, she then straightens out her back with a triumphant look seeping through her bespectacled countenance, for by that point, she was convinced she did an absolutely great job impersonating him.

    "How was that, little birdie?! I sounded just like him, didn't I?" Sure enough, her eyelids would momentarily flutter shut as a hand splays itself out, palm first through the air. "Hehe... with such incredible acting, I totally deserve to win an Oscar, don't you think?"

anonymous ( concerning @gloryundimmed )

[unladielike]

what would vivian be like if she went to an aquarium with kai?

         UNPROMPTED ASKS. » always accepting!

"Hey, Kai, I have a special assignment for you. Steal one of these little guys for me." ( At the penguin exhibit )

"You know... as a kid, I used to have nightmares where I would be taking a nap with my legs dangling off the pier and one of these would just come swimming by, biting off my poor feet." ( At the piranha tank )

"Kai, look! Apparently, this fish is called a 'slippery dick'. Heh... now that I proceed to have a closer glimpse, it kinda has your face."

"Did you know jellyfish can taste pretty good if you marinate it with soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil, sugar, and chili peppers? Oh, and of course, it's a dish best served cold. God, I sure miss eating at Chinese seafood restaurants... okay, maybe not so much my relatives, 'cause they always suck and feel a need to body shame me for whatever reason, but the jellyfish salad was honestly fire. Why, I'd even dare say it's easily my favourite appetizer there, hands down." ( At the jellyfish tank )

"Aww, they're so cute!" ( About the sea otters and sea lions )

"Don't you think most salmon species happen to lead such boring lives? Like, they only get to reproduce once during their entire lifespan and will immediately die after laying eggs. Meanwhile, we as humans are allowed the luxury of having sex more than once and can even engage in sex for reasons other than mere copulation." ( While looking at the Coho Salmon )

"Wow, he's so ugly... probably uglier than me, in fact." ( About one of the wolf eels they stumble across )

"Ohhh, Kai, I found your favourite fish!" ( About the vermilion rock fish )

"Ugh, why are there so many couples around? Damn normies, spreading around their nasty normie germs..." ( If they're at the aquarium before they are boyfriend and girlfriend )

All in all, she'll be annoying, but would probably end up having way more fun than Kai does at the aquarium.

anonymous ( concerning @gloryundimmed )

[unladielike]

...So since reblogging asks hasn't really helped in instigating more interactions on my blog (because I guess people don't really enjoy continuing asks into threads anymore?), I'll be posting a brand new starter call! Anyways, you know the drill. Like this post for a starter and if you're a multimuse, please specify a muse. Oh, and alternatively, if there's a verse you specifically want to request from Vivian, do specify that too; otherwise, I will default to using a more modern, slice of life setting.

[unladielike]

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about - hayate ! ( he sure do love listening to miss vivian talk.... )

      ORDINARY INTIMATE THINGS. » still accepting!

    "Hey, hey, Hayupin! Did you know the character, Naruto, was originally supposed to be a chef?" Vivian pipes up. "I'm not kidding... it's true! In fact, before Kishimoto-sensei had scrapped the idea entirely, he was at first gonna make Naruto about a teenager who cooked ramen rather than an orphan with a tragic backstory; however, his editor at the time said a story like that was 'never going to work', hence why the Naruto we know and love today revolves around ninjas."

    Granted, it was rather debatable if Hayate himself even enjoyed Naruto, but regardless, she seemed to honestly be under the impression he didn't hate the series. Either way, it doesn't take long for her to soon begin yapping anew once she was confident he had managed to absorb all the information she had just finished telling him. "Kishimoto-sensei, however, still favoured ramen immensely, so his main protagonist's namesake was not only inspired by a common ramen ingredient, he also named the same ramen stall after a ramen place in front of his college," Vivian then adds.

    Naturally, by 'common ramen ingredient', she was referring to 'narutomaki', the fish cakes. In Vivian's opinion, however, Vietnamese ham or fish tofu tasted way better, to the point where she was surprised Vancouver has yet to make a ramen dish with fish tofu as a topping. "If my memory doesn't fail me, I believe it was called 'Ichiraku'? Either way, it sure makes one wonder how different our current reality would be in the event Kishimoto-sensei's editor hadn't dissuaded him from making a slice of life manga about ramen," Vivian soon goes on to muse aloud... and as if right on cue, her stomach grumbles, causing a sigh to eventually become heaved past her throat.

    "Oh man... now, I am craving ramen. You know those hard boiled eggs they would slice in half and add on top of the noodles? Yeah, I wanna eat those... Hayupin, please manifest a bowl of ramen right before my very eyes!" she ends up begging while clasping both hands together.

@spiritpyro