#「 HEADCANONS ;; ᵗᵒ ʷᵃʳᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ ᵒⁿ ᵇᵘʳⁿᵗ ᵇʳⁱᵈᵍᵉˢ. 」

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@stcriestold​ said:  💩 - for hawke and/or daveth! ( mega intrigued by someone with daveth as a muse btw!!! )

headcanons -- && accepting.

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon 

hawke: has a weakness for mabari hounds. his friends and companions have lost count the amount of times that this man has put an entire quest on hold for the soul purpose of petting a mabari that he found whilst travelling. please, aveline, let me pet him just once--

daveth: is extremely flirty by name and by nature. he will flirt with anyone he finds attractive regardless of their gender or race. so much so, that when he was caught trying to pickpocket from duncan himself, he immediately flirted with him and even went as far as calling him a ‘saucy old fox’.

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@bushmannsrules​ said: (ooc; 🍯 for a food headcanon, send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon, send 🍬 for a family headcanon for RED Spy! :>)

headcanons -- && accepting.

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

red doesn’t usually eat a lot. he’s not adverse to food, he just never really bothers eating until his body begins to demand it. if he doesn’t feel hungry, he doesn’t eat. simple as. this increases tenfold if he’s on an important mission or boring over files and notes, he finds that eating sometimes wastes time and avoids it for as long as he can. 

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

as told in canon, each one of red’s suits are custom made and cost in excess of $10,000 each. but considering that’s just the suit, the accessories, like mask and gloves, clock the total up to around $15,000. if you then include his more expensive preferences for wine and cigarettes, he’s rocking probably around $20,000 in total costs. 

send 🍬 for a family headcanon 

deep down, red has almost always wanted a family of his own. a significant other that loved him as well as a few children. his dreams were quickly squashed once he entered the spy profession, reignited once he had jeremy, and then extinguished not long after.