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just came out to my mom and grandma happy birthday queers!!!

#mixed feelings🧍🏻♀️#i thought the closet was made out of glass but apparently there’s been a shock factor to it lmao#lucky.txt🖇️
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~ Batman: Knightfall
The rage that takes over Dick when Bruce is "killed" or extremely hurt is always so strong. He jumps on the culprit, and he will not kill them, but he will to beat the shit out of them if he can. He is very protective of his father and his family in general.
#nightwing#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#tim drake#robin#jean paul valley#dc comics#my ramblings#knightfall#Dick: My name is Nightwing. You killed my father prepare to face my fury#And Tim is always standing there 🧍 too shocked to react at first#But Dick gets feral like I'm sure he bits when he is like this
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just laughing at the way this man collapses to the ground after ONE punch rn😭😭
girl i thought you were better at this get up

you can’t tell me he wasn’t turned on after that i’m crying
#Peter: 🧍#“THIS guy killed the president? come on man don’t piss me off.”#he was so in shock from seeing his ex-husband even a tap would knock him over 🤨#he fell into fetal position#😭😭#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#xmen#xmcu#xmen days of future past#wish does not shut up
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bye the people where i live are not real i was trying to leave a building and a guy was walking in through the door i was about to exit through and he literally locked eyes with me, paused, and then walked back outside BACKWARDS just so that he could hold the door for me as i left. ??? who does that ???
#bro had to have been a government experiment or smth i swear i literally just stopped to wait for him to come inside so i could go out#and he was like 😳🧍 and RACED back out the door without even turning around it was insane#like holding the door is one thing but straight up walking backwards…atp just go inside#maybe give the door an extra little push as you go so it doesn’t slam in my face#ngl writing this down it doesn’t seem as bizarre but i promise i was like fr shocked when it happened it was so funny irl trust#m’s thoughts
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sometimes u spend a weekend being permanently changed and moved by the human spirit and its urge to create and be known and then two days later u r working retail and it's like. huh
#🧍#hahahahahaha. well#i saw four plays in two days and it was magic and unfortunately i cannot live in the theatre! shocking news!#it speaks
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I’m not gonna say too much bc that man was abusive and should’ve been held accountable for his actions and Maya Henry is more than valid for sharing her experience of his emotional and physical abuse towards her
But 1D was such a big part of mine and many others adolescence, this is so crazy to process rn
#my 13 year old self is just 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️#just staring at the wall in shock#like they helped me get though ages 13-16/17 this is just so nuts to comprehend#I grew up w them and they grew up w me and for this to be the way it played out is just-
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#🧍#the shock on my face gootbye#crazy ass splatfest#oh my god#good game everyone#🫡#💛! Splatoon gaming#splatoon
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Bro WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??????
Since when did things get WORSE???? What the FUCK did we miss????
#q is dead#from the bitty jar#-🥺🧍#BRO?????#what the FUCK????#WHY?????#cw caps#cw cursing#stuff with mutuals just got a lot more complicated#but I’m not going to elaborate because we don’t want to get dragged into drama#we’re just confused and shocked as to how it went from everyone getting along#to whatever the fuck this is#sigh
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Kind of a crazy video to make🤪 when the answer is obviously yes🫶💅✨
#for a moment considered watching but nah#I’m just shocked that this is a thing that exists now 😭🧍#film theory#gravity falls#parks rambles
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I just so happened to open my Notification Center, and saw this:

I-

WHICH ONE OF YOU SPENT MONEY ON A POST OF MINE????
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ppl will tell u the most devastating trauma in the mushroom aisle
#I’m still shocked but I feel like such a dick#I made an offhand compliment and then it turned into 🧍🏽♀️#she was really understanding I was just like I am so sorry…
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I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?
i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them
anyway!!! some hc’s!!!
1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants
2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it
3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first
4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder
5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others
6. they sext a lot
7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed
8. monty finds out at some point
9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to
10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home
11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side
12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall
13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho
14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3
15. effie gets more tattoos
16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously
17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash
18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie
19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants
20. they’re very happy <3
#i hope yall are ready for when i hard launch my cottage core wood chopping and ’going steady’ lyall/james 😔#its just.. sirius and remus are away at uni..#and james is taking a year off.. he wants to be home..#and like. lyall is lonely and wants company..#it becomes routine 😔😔 lyall teaches him how to chop wood and start a fire#and then they drink tea by the fire every night at 6 sharp 😔😔#and lyall is the daddiest dad in the entire world <— not in a sexy way#in a Dad way#james is going insane over it actually 😔#they cook together too..#its all soft and warm and intimate#just the two of them in their warm solitude in lyalls cottage <3#theres no drama either#james tries to kiss lyall and lyall says ’if we’re going to go steady we have to tell remus first’#and james just wants to kiss him more 😔#and they tell remus. and remus is shocked for about 2 minutes#and then hes like 🧍 ok#and it doesnt affect anything#james visits siriud and remus#james gets flirted with and remus is laughing when james tries to kindly let them down#and then says ’theres no point hes fucking my dad’#and when remus visits home james doesnt stay with lyall#remus is happy for them <3
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HELPP HOSHI HAVE U SEEN THAT NAIL VIDEO??
WHERE THE GIRLS WHOLE PUNANI IS OUT😭😭

GANG NO, WHAT??? PUNANI??? NAIL¿¿¿¿
#man the only punani that shocked me from unwanted attention was when peaches flashed hers on skai's IG live LMAOOOO#what is this vid and why does it sound like i don't wanna see it 🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ⚛ 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒔𝒌𝒔
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Huh. I. Actually don't know how I feel about Peony's new outfit/look. Especially as the number #1 defender of stupid or questionable outfits for whatever reason that may be. Impractical, over the top, outrageous, sexualized, I can excuse it all for the sake of whimsey and silliness and serving cunt.
But like..... man I really don't know how I feel about it. I can see what they're going for??? Like, I can sort of see what direction they're taking for Peony to look like that???
Like I don't even think I hate it it's just. If you asked me to design an Ascended Peony I would have taken a completely different direction that's more in line with her established color pallet. I DO think it's really compelling that her pallet Has Changed, I think that's significant and I want to know more.
I do like that they gave her a giant axe. That's fucking awesome LMFAOOO
#feh#like. i absolutely hate being this guy. for a better idea of who i am at heart i will DIE defending céline's big outrageous dress#and i will DIE defending alear's ENTIRE vibe. bc they're FUN GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!#also it's just a bitch and a half for me personally bc i can't even color standard peony right.#this is a fucking nightmare and personal attack against me specifically.#how am i supposed to impliment this. ESP bc the orange was HER COLOR#like that's the most shocking part about it. that the gradient and hair flowers have changed.#and it's like... idk if i'm even against it. it's just really surprising and i don't know how i feel.#really the most disappointing part though is it's by her og artist. like. i HATE to be a hater about that esp as an artist it feels bad.#but i just. really dislike that artist's work. plumeria was SO exciting bc she got a new artist#that did her really well. i was DESPERATELY hoping the same would be true for peony.#man. 🧍#fe peony
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Hello m/m fanfic writers and content creators. Those that have at least one or both of the pairing they are involved with, have a different, hetero, love interest, but when they write their works and creations, never try to antagonize the woman just for being there. Thank you always for writing them as the people they are and not just some ditzy, jealous, bitter plot device to get their ship together and over internal homophobia or something and giving them nuance AT LEAST to the level of them having basic human emotions unrelated to the main couple. Just know that i love you forever and ever and you are the greatest people ever and deserve all the good things btw and also
#its honestly a little shocking in popular media how they do that#like im just 🧍🧍 i have the feeling u dont really like (insert female character here) as a community#no hate though like thats fine#but it just tastes sm better when the author understands the female character in context to the ship pairing better than anyone else#like youre so right and i trust you sm
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I love blowing up the creche cuz of Astarion's iconic revive plus the way Lae'zel is just like "damn dumbass u just killed a good chunk of my ppl...so anyways–" like girl for being so in love with vlaakith and the sTeeL sTroNk way of the gith you got over that...quick.
#bg3#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 astarion#bg3 spoilers#cant stress how much i was in shock when that was just. the end of it#like woah there thats not a reason for u to leave????#🧍🏿♀️🧍🏿♀️🧍🏿♀️🧍🏿♀️
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