#🇫🇷☕️ shitposting

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More silly style stuff cause I love these text message thingys I find on pinterest

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I’m making Jo’s family on the sims and I’ve accidentally made his dad really hot

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Never thought I’d have to teach history but here we go

(I don’t know much about America land cause Englands got too much of our own history to gaf but yeah)

So basically people from England were like ooh lets colonise shit, whats new there? And they sailed over to america land, colonised the joint, people in america land got mad that they were still being taxed by england gov or something idk and then boom American Revolutionary War… Bunch of shit idgaf about happened later and now there is America land and England

This good enough for you bro @type1diabeetus

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Just watched blues brothers so naturally I now have to lisyen to the soundtrack

One of my ex boyfriends was called Elwood after the guy in the movie

Also I love Dan Akroyd sm. i say this as someone who knows nothing about celebs btw so please dont tell me hes a bad person Ill cry

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Bubble and squeak is ass I agree with you there

Dental is covered by the nhs (or at least it is for me cause I’m poor or whatever, not that I go cause sensory nightmare for my autistic ass)

Fukin

G’day mate

Shrimp on the barbie ahh

-🇫🇷☕️ @thefrenchpressanonguy

(I’m sorry, I know I can’t talk being english and all)

*In very stereotypical British accent:* "Oi bruv, wanna join me for a cuppa? Bubble an' squeak, innit? Be a lamb an' go get me a bo'oh'o'wa'er, eh? Pfft, dental insurance? Who needs that when you have rotten, cavity-filled chompers like these?"

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Uhhhh posting silly style stuff cause yeah :)

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Should I get my sister to make a cartman blog?

She knows a lot of profanity so its all good

(She might be him irl, just a girl and not fat)

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Guys I made youtube video of me yapping cause yeah

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The guy at the corner shop before called me buddy

So either he thinks I’m special (true)

Or he’s secretly Canadian (to be confirmed)

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Someone give me user ideas for the stan blog

Im too lazy to concoct one rn

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The ginger is in my house

I repeat

Ginger in my house

Does this mean we bros again now??

I’m so confused

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We all know that anon is Nick, don't even try to hide

Ikr

Don’t bring boy pussys into this bro

Ur gay homosexual gay

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The ginger is with me again and she keeps touching me help

Am I gonna get gingervitus??

(Also ig we’re friends again?? Idk)

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BRO SHES SAD FROM INTERACTING WITH HER OWN SON LMAO

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Awh I feel bad now tf

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I ALMOSY FORGOT HIS DOG

I LOVE DOGS ON TEH SIMS THEY LOOKNSO STUPID I LOVE THEM SO MUCB IM GONNA CRY