#💤not.enough.rest

[the-seven-patrons]

HAS ANYONE RECEIVED A PRESENT FROM THE OINK HAIRED BITCH!!??

'CUZ HEATHER GOT ONE!!!

"She fucking WHAT?!?!"

Satan barged open Belphegor, Leviathan, Riley, and Heather's room, pointing at Heather. Her and Leviathan were the only ones in the room, "WHAT DID SHE GET YOU?!?! WAS IT A BOMB?! A CROSS?! SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL US?!?!"

Leviathan turned over in their bed, glaring at Satan, "Dude, shut up. I'm trying to sleep..."

( @the-demonic-people )

[the-seven-patrons]

To the brothers, who do you guys hate???

Also....

*Puts them on comfy and fashionable clothes!!!*

For 3 asks! Oki bye--

"The seraphim. Especially Celine."

"Everyone."

"Charlie."

"Um... Anyone mortal who assaulted the incubi and succubi who were off-duty."

"I dunno, probably Charlie. She was mean."

"Charlie."

"Definitely Charlie."

(from left to right, Lucifer, Satan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Belphegor)

"Man, it feels nice getting out of those suits every once in a while..."

[8/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

"A visitor? Or a new resident?"

The escalator to Hell finally stops. You have arrived in Eternal Damnation. Your forever home after living such peaceful lives on Earth.

You enter the castle and walk through the hallways. You open the door with a purple handle, as you are greeted with a man with a shadow over the right side of his face. All four sets of eyes stare down at you.

"Welcome to Hell. Please sign this contract for us. Your daily punishments will be scheduled for you shortly."

Lucifer

Satan

Mammon

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Leviathan

Belphegor

RULES AND OOC NOTES UNDER THE CUT!!!

~ RULES ~

1. The Patrons aren't willing to partake in any NSFW interactions with anyone whatsoever. However, lighthearted jokes are fine along with flirts. Keep in mind that you have a low chance of romancing any of them.

2. No controversial asks. The mod doesn't take to kindly with those.

3. Talks of religion are expected in this blog; however, it doesn't follow the traditional forms of Christianity. Think Good Omens, The Good Place, and every other form of media that have their own take of the laws of Heaven and Hell in a fictional manner.

4. On most occasions, the blog is run by the brothers themselves unless said otherwise.

5. The mod has a complicated class schedule (1-8pm PHT) so don't expect responses at lightning speed.

6. Remember that the mod is a minor. Be a decent mortal and treat him with respect.

7. By signing this contract, you are permitted access to Asker Magic.

TAGS:

#🩸the.first.demon - Lucifer is speaking

#🔥passive.aggressive - Satan is speaking

#💵you.can.buy.the.things - Mammon is speaking

#💞the.art.of.lust - Asmodeus is speaking

#🍴hunger.for.success - Beelzebub is speaking

#💤not.enough.rest - Leviathan is speaking

#💚the.desire.for.appreciation - Belphegor is speaking

#💎the.goddess's.bride - Iris is speaking

#🎥tapes.and.records - Storys set out of roleplays / Hidden backstories

#📜sign.the.contract - Ongoing Roleplay

#🪶and.curtains - Finished Roleplay

#🎞the.brothers - Posts made by the Patrons

#💜the.voice.of.truth - Out Of Character posts

"Once you are finished signing the contract, you may go now. Feel free to ask any questions you may have on your way. We hope you enjoy your stay."

(ASKS ARE NOW OPEN!!!)

Masterlist from @/ur-local-demonlol blog:

[WORK IN PROGRESS!!!]

[the-seven-patrons]

Hey! It's me again, the person who putted you in here. Listen, I think u guys are lonely... So....

*Boom! Also puts everyone in here, even Victoria Victory @the-demonic-people*

Bye, again! :P

Also, Satan! U suck! XD

"WELL GUESS WHAT, ATLEAST I CAN SUCK!"

Leviathan sighed, "Satan, don't talk about your sex life in front of the children."

Lucifer looked at Victoria with a blank face. Before she could say anything...

"I lied. I know. Be quiet."

[3/10]

[the-seven-patrons]

Which one of you is the father/parent figure?!!!

The rest of the brothers pointed at Beelzebub and Leviathan, the two of them looking confused.

"Wait, what was the question?"

[the-seven-patrons]

>[Gives flowers to the brothers]

For all of you!!! 🏵️

Lucifer takes the flowers, looking at them before summoning a vase and putting the flowers inside, placing the vase on his desk.

Satan looks at the flowers, taking out three from the bouquet and wrapping them together with a ribbon. The rest were put in a vase by a window. "Thanks, I guess."

Mammon sniffs the bouquet, opening a door to another room and placing them in a vase along with other flowers and plants inside the room. "Never had someone give me flowers before. Thanks!"

Beelzebub pats the Anon's head, accepting the flowers and placing them on his desk, "Thank you, little guy!" He gives the Anon a small box with a cupcake inside.

Asmodeus starts crying, lying down on the floor and hugging the flowers tight to his chest, "THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING SOMEONE HAS EVER DONE AUGHHHH!!!!"

Leviathan sucks in through his teeth, accepting the flowers with hesitance, "I am the last person you can trust with taking care of plants but um... Yeah, thanks anyways."

Belphegor looks like he's contemplating something, "I should give him more of these..."

[the-seven-patrons]

Yo bros. Do you remember Riley's little brother, Richie?

If so... How much do you remember and would you visit him?

"Richie? Richie, Richie, Richie.... Yeah, I remember him. He got taken away because of some power he had for some reason. Don't know how long ago that was but I think that was when the Garden was still thriving. It lasted for like, 3 days without them eating the fruit."

"We used to visit him during free times before um... Well, I think you get it"

"HEY, LET THEM GO!"

"IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEND THEM DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH US!"

The seraph looked at the nine angels, every hint of sympathy and every hint of emotion drained from their eyes. They saw them as monsters. The ones that had ruined everything.

"... Take them down along with the two of the heathens."

"No– NO! NO, THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! LEAVE THEM ALONE!"

"It's okay," Beelzebub hugged Lucifer, covering his eyes as the seraph held out their hands to the group, "We'll be okay..."

The clouds beneath them disappeared as they were sent down to a dark fiery pit, landing on a lake made of sulfur and tar.

Their fates were sealed from the very beginning...

(MEMORY UNLOCKED!!!)

[14/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

The Grim Reaper is coming!

"Nice. A lot of old friends coming by! We should probably greet them, no?"

"Yup, we should. Let's go, gents! Iris and Penny can stay in the store for a while."

"I'm just gonna go to them and watch over. I'll catch you guys later."

[the-seven-patrons]

Hey uuuhhh, did any of you notice three people by the coffee shop? One looks angry, one is looking at Beel and the other is trying to calm the angry guy down.

"Eh?"

"Over there uncle, look."

Beelzebub, Leviathan, Belphegor, and Mammon looked at where Penny pointed. Three people with a strong angelic energy. Yup, that was them. They could even tell which specific ones they were.

"Ah, look at that. The Big Three has some nerve to finally come down here."

Beelzebub squinted his eyes at one of the angels. A strange feeling of familiarity was all he felt but that was it. Nothing else. He simply waved at them, just as the others did but rather mischievously and tauntingly.

"They can't do anything while we're here, right?"

"Well, yeah. We should make sure we don't leave the crowd and this town. That's the only thing stopping them."

"Oh, hey Iris! Over here!"

Iris was amongst the crowd, carefully making her way to the group.

[the-seven-patrons]

Is Lucifer and Satan gonna show up too? I don't see them with you.

"Lucifer's too busy with his own shit reading papers and Satan just didn't wanna come by."

[the-seven-patrons]

Why is Leviathan called "Mom"?

"Dunno. Maybe it's because I had long hair when I took her in when she was a baby. I don't mind it, either way."

[the-seven-patrons]

Quick question to Penny, how old is she?

"She's an equivalent to an 18-year-old human. No, it doesn't mean I'll let any of you dirty fucks do anything with her."

"Mom!"

[the-seven-patrons]

I bring cats for y'all! >:3

Bloop!

"GATOOOO!!!" Mammon picked up a calico cat and cradled it in his arms, talking to it in a baby voice.

"Quick, someone grab them before they get lost—"

Barking could be heard in Leviathan and Belphegor's room. The former was yelling, "DOWN, PERCY! STOP!"

[the-seven-patrons]

Rawr

"Rawrrr :)"

"Ew, don't smile like that. It's creepy."

"Haha, alright."

[the-seven-patrons]

•3• muah.

•3• muah

•3• muah

•3• muah

•3• muah

*The two who have BFs*

. . .

*Gives flowers and chocolate*

:P ✌️ u guys r cool

"Ah... Thanks, Anon."

"Oh! Thank you, hehe!"

"Ay, puta madré! Oh, it's just you. Thanks."

"Aww, thank you! Have a cupcake."

"Hm? Ah, okay. Thanks, little guy."

Belphegor and Satan didn't mind, accepting the flowers and chocolates. Belphegor placed his flowers on his desk, while Satan took one from the bouquet and giving it to Milo who gave Satan a peck on the cheek.

[the-seven-patrons]

Since y'all are woman.

It's that time of the month, bitches.

*Transfers period cramps to the patrons*

:P bye

This time, they were a bit used to the pain now.

"LEVI, WE NEED-!"

"I know," Leviathan said, leaving his room and handing out chocolates and heat compresses to the others.

[3/10]