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[k-is-for-potassium]

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[pauk-di]

If I jump up and down, like that one cat meme, will Mah'kain at least consider picking me up?

I want to be tall

Also be held by a big beautiful yauja but we don't need to tell Mah'kain that right? Right? They're right behind me aren't they 😨

He is wondering where this human came from

[samthecookielord]

#playingact5rightnow #scared #scared #scared #😨

Insert big red sign that says i am Not Done Dont Tell Me Abouy Anything 👍👍👍

[chuchundar]

shit, what? 😨

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[gardensnakie]

SNAKIE !!!!!!!!! gay people

HIII :3--- [ I trip and this falls out of my hands ] 😨

[weregettingcheesecake]

from askkait on instagram

austin names the best trash talker on the yankees

[feligayzed]

the creature feature....featuring.....the creature...😨

[scrambledeggies]

Omg GUESS WHO IDIOTS!!!! 😨

peak content

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: 😟

Wolf Enid: 🫲🐺

Wednesday: Superb job, Enid. Into the bin with the rest.

Wolf Enid: *deposits the hand and scampers away*

Bianca: *watches in disgusted disbelief as the process repeats*

Wolf Enid: 👂🐺

Wolf Enid: 🦵🐺

Wolf Enid: 👁️🐺

Wolf Enid: 🦶🐺

Wolf Enid: 🫀🐺

Bianca: What the actual fuck?

Wednesday/Bianca: 😒😨

Wednesday: Any wider and bats are liable to take roost.

Bianca: *jolts* Okay! I have so many questions here, most of which I probably do NOT want to have answered, so let’s just go with the easy one.

Bianca: How exactly did you get Miss “I faint at the first sight of blood” to willingly bring you body parts?

Wednesday: Simple. I purchased a two-page spread in the Jericho Tribune announcing a contest for the most body parts gathered in a single evening.

Bianca: So you appealed to your girlfriend’s ludicrously competitive nature. What else? Is there even an actual prize?

Wednesday: *nods* A sizeable—

Bianca/Wednesday: 😒😒

Wolf Enid: 💪🐺

Wednesday: Quite the fine specimen. The muscular will certainly impress the judges.

Wolf Enid: *proudly trots away*

Wednesday: As I was saying, the prize is a sizable bronze plaque.

Bianca: *skeptically* That’s it? Seriously?

Wednesday: *produces a sketch* This is what was commissioned.

Bianca: *takes the sketch and studies it*

Bianca:

Bianca: *recites* I’m better than Bianca Fartlay—

Bianca: —who is a total loser and full of gremlin poop.

Bianca:

Bianca: *squints*

Bianca: This is a caricature of me with buck teeth and scattered raisins.

Wednesday: Those are flies. Thing has difficulty sharpening a pencil.

Bianca:

Bianca: *hands the sketch back* Smart.

Wednesday: *nods and puts the sketch away*

Bianca:

Bianca: So… what are the parts all for?

Wednesday: Do you really want to know?

Bianca: I—

Wolf Enid: 🫁🐺

Wednesday: Magnificent, mi lobita. These are the juiciest lungs yet.

Wolf Enid: *wags her tail and darts off*

Bianca:

Bianca: Yeah nevermind. Whatever it is, leave me the fuck out of it, got that? Good. Great. BYE.

[madhels-enby-boyfriend]

Things I wish made it from the Chicago to the Broadway version, ranked in no particular order:

-“and then I’ll win 😎” (at the end of that was then, this is now). I feel like that added such a great insight into what Helen’s ultimate goal is, to win this perpetual game/competition she has with Madeline, that’s far more important than her own happiness or whether or not she actually loves Ernest. It’s what the song ends on, the most important take away, Helen wants to win. It’s another little reminder that Helen isn’t just a helpless victim in this, but also is actively trying to do any and everything to make Madeline jealous, to win this game.

-Madeline’s little sword in Tell me, Ernest for no particular reason, it just made her even more insane and I love a crazy woman

-Helen’s little baret at the start of the show cause it made her look even cuter

-“Let’s buy a boat in Hawaii and name it ‘she’s dead’! I think it’s cute or is that too on the nose?” (Let’s run away together). It makes Ernest panic singing “let’s buy a boat in Hawaii and name it ‘we’re murders’” (Confrontation) so much funnier to me and I love a little throwback (even if it’s only like 5 minutes later).

-I know I’ve said this before but the conversation they have after Ernest fixes them up, where Mad confesses that she’s always been jealous of Helen, it gives her character a little more depth and gives her a motivation beyond “admit you called me trash behind my back my whole career” (Hit Me) which makes little sense cause in Tell me, Ernest, Tell me, Ernest-reprise, and at the start of the show we watch Helen do it right to her face. They also talk about old times and we get a glimpse of what they were like when they were a little less toxic and happier and it also helps provide an answer to the question why Helen keeps going back to Mad (other than being in love and obsessed with her). Like she clings to these memories and maybe even hopes that it could be like that again. In that moment she even asks: “Mad, why couldn’t it have always been like that? We had such fun.” In that same conversation Hel apologizes and Mad is like ‘why are you apologizing, I’m the one that was a bitch’ (paraphrasing) and like there we see the first little moment of growth, like she’s owning up to it. Honestly I just miss that entire conversation like it’s a much needed softer moment with still plenty of humour in it and I love a glimpse of young madhel. Anyway I will forever be in mourning about this.

-“I don’t wanna go back in the bag 🙂‍↔️😨” “You want people to see you like this?” “Put me back in the bag!”

-H: “I’ll go get the car.. do you have the keys? 🙄”

E: “I don’t have them.”

H: “Well I don’t either.”

*Madeline’s arm shoots out of the bag to hand Helen the keys*

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely think the Broadway version is better overall, and I’m happy about most changes, but the Chicago one was the first one I watched so it’s a little sentimental for me (also I do think that one conversation could have added something to the story).

[biancasaidstfu]

#hotrant

when you’re reading the softest, loved-up fic and Polin is like just crying into each others faces about how much they love each other, all tears and gooey feelings mess and it’s very sweet, and they start getting physical and then just out the gate, first time together, we get something like “fuck my mouth I need to choke on your dick.”

😨

like, yea girl I’m sure you do, but can we not ease into this?? love to all the fic writers, though. Thank you for your service 😘📚🌶️

The way this sent me and it’s so true but I don’t want it any other way

[eman0neb]

I AM STILL SO RABID ABOUT THE DP X NINJAGO AU!! AUGGHHHHHH!

And I just thought that Danny would often say CONCERNING THINGS or things that make the ninja question "What was up with this kid's life??"

Like when they mentioned the elemental master of time (or whatever i need to re-watch Ninjago so bad), Danny just mentions like it's normal "Oh I know a guy who controls time! probably lookin at us right now! :)"

I have limitless ideas,

Danny fighting the ghost king that’s as powerful than the preeminent

Danny fighting the embodiment of nature

Danny almost freezing

Danny literally dying

and the ninja are all just like: 😨

Since this AU is before Hands of time he has plenty of time to add onto that trauma list

Edit: i completely forgot to add how he watched his clone almost die, found out he was cloned by a psycho who was into his mom, and SOOOOO much more

[kcdconfessions]

my confession is that i do not understand the prevalence of writing hans or henry as if they struggled with internalized homophobia or religious guilt. Henry's relationship with his faith is fascinating and complex but ultimately I understand it as what he says while praying: "God forgive me, you yourself know it was the best thing to do". I do not buy that Henry spent half a second thinking he's going to go to hell for having gay sex just look how smooth & casual he is when rizzing up Bartosch, and even before how supportive he can be of Lucas. Hans is less obvious but 1. in KCD1 he legit drags Henry to the baths by saying he's tired of sermons and bishops hanging over him, he's religious because he's a man in early 15th century but genuinely. not much more. he spends his free time writing horny poems that include gay ship about crossing his sword with his squire. they talk about spending more time together in private and great encouragement before the mission within Hanush's earshot ffs 😭 writing them like 1980s Mormons who go "oh no! but we're both boys!! 😞😭😨" when canon gives absolutely zero evidence that either of them feel this way is genuinely ooc

c#128

[centracks]

😨

help i didnt know you knew leave me alone

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[stygiansun-totaleclipse]

Aurynn: Yeah, sure, but 1. He will be so insufferably smug about it and 2. He don’t work for free baby so you gon’ owe him a favor. ❤️

+

Also L still would not be sure any of this is worth it and is going to eventually have to start telling mc they’re gonna have to cough up a favor for this shit :( (and by that I mean they want like 20 uninterrupted minutes of staring luridly at mc 👍).

Combining these two answers with the anti-medicine scheming MC...

(Yes, im still the same anon who sent the first ask about it, I hope you don't mind me coming back to it so often)

... This just creates a web where all of the three end up owing each other favors LMAO. My mc would not mind owing favors, favors for them in this specific setup are not about getting what they want and more like a fun way to track "scores". (This will totally not trigger a competition, right?) They hope it will

But also, now that they've got favors on their hands, if Aurynn is being especially insistent on embarrassing them when they don't really feel like it, they can and will threaten him with the awful activity that is Doing Chores. Don't fucking test them, or they will also add PAPERWORK on top of it. And if that's not enough, they might as well use catsitting Farwah as a second add on. Ohhh, and put a timer on it all. He fails - he owes double the favors MC just cashed in. Downright evil.

Can't think of anything so drastic for L. Maybe just cash in one in to make them do the opposite of what they'd ask - not allowed to look at mc at all for 20 minutes. They try to turn or cheat and MC catches them - timer resets.

That's probably the wildest they'll get with it tbh. For all those threats and shittalking they do they'd only ask for something that those two either would've have done regardless anyway, have already done for MC before, or something MC could ask them to do even without cashing in a favor. Or roping them in into different schemes MC is setting up (like the letter thing during the library access talk), because it surely would be too suspicious for MC to be involved everywhere personally...

+ that ask about taking our own tonics and L getting their own... That would be a great solution if they get caught by Samira. Calmed down her wrath at least a little and kept the game alive, even roped another person in!!! She gotta make L double the tonics if she forces both MC and Aurynn to take theirs after catching them tho. Because its hilarious to watch L downing not just one but two of her tonics in a row L will surely catch on that there's now only one dosage. Trust them, it's absolutely necessary.

Chores, paperwork, AND cat sitting for Aurynn????? 😨😨 That’s pure evil.

Also very fucked up to force L not to be allowed to stare at MC. 😨😨 I can just imagine L fidgeting the whole time and then getting caught peeking only for MC to so cruelly reset the timer to their utter dismay, the poor suffering little wretch. 😔💔 And then just flopping their head down onto the table and burying it beneath their arms with a whine. L: has it been 20 minutes yet???? :( MC: it’s only been thirty seconds. L: …oh my fucking gods 😨

Also ain’t no fucking WAY L is downing two tonics in a row �� unless they’re getting something really good out of this at this point. You’re taking them out on a date immediately after. 🫵😠 And they get to stare AS MUCH AS THEY WANT.