#incorrect wenclair

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: You’re kidding me. Your girlfriend, the same grim goth who thinks pop music is a “symptom of capitalist decay”, is going to beatbox for us?

Enid: That’s right.

Bianca: Nope. I can’t picture it.

Enid: Well, beatboxing is a musical skill requiring oral precision and a level of control that’s basically robotic. Wednesday says it’s like—

Enid: —surgically removing a victim’s teeth and nails while making sure they don’t disassociate, using only her mouth.

Bianca:

Bianca: Yeah, I hated everything about that.

Enid: Oh, here she comes! *cheers* Lay down the beat, WNZD!

WNZD:

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Love this water color drawing

[mothsaresc4ry]

Caution. This is probably not something you'll enjoy if you're very into Christianity

Wednesday had been annoying anyone in sight with her new obsession, calling herself the 'dark jesus'

Enid: *sitting down next to her girlfriend with a big sigh* Willa.. you can't just go around and call yourself the dark Jesus. It's disrespectful in so many ways-

Wednesday: *crosses her arms and sits up straighter* I can. I did. And will continue to until proven otherwise.

Yoko: Sorry to break it to you, but that's not how things work—

Bianca: What even makes you think you qualify?

Wednesday: I rose from the ashes of my own indifference. I—

Enid: Well, she collects disciples, she speaks in cryptic metaphors.. OH! and she's absolutely excellent at making people uncomfortable at dinner! One time my mom was—

Bianca: Okay but can she walk on water?

Wednesday: Meet me at the Lake. *walks away like nothing happened*

Enid: *running after her* Wednesday! Wait! You don't know how to swim!

- at the lake -

Everyone: *watching with interest*

Wednesday: *takes a step onto the water*

Enid: Oh my god We— what the fuck

Bianca: Absolutely not.

Yoko: Yo.. are you levitating?

Wednesday: I do not levitate. I glide ominously.

Enid: I'm dating a cryptid... a hot cryptid *begins to smirk*

[rachelsfav-queer]

Gomez: *standing on a table in the quad* I SHALL DEFEND MY DEAREST MORTICIA’S HONOR TILL MY VERY LAST BREATH AND EVEN BEYOND IT! YOU FOOLS WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER THOUGHT TO HARM MI ESPINA DE ROSA MORTAL!!

Morticia: *heart eyes* By the Gods, I love him! He is such a romantic! I will marry him by the end of the day!

Larissa: Jesus fucking Christ, I need alcohol right now.

*Approx. Three Decades Later*

Enid: *standing on a table in the quad* ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA PUT HANDS ON THAT SEXY PIECE OF GOTH ASS IS GONNA LEARN WHAT 300 POUNDS OF WEREWOLF TEARING YOU IN HALF FEELS LIKE!! TRY ME YOU DUMB BITCHES! TRY MEEEE!!!!

Wednesday: *heart eyes* Oh my Gods, I have never seen such a romantic gesture in my life. I must go to acquire marriage documents this instant, but I cannot take my eyes off such a wonderful sight!

Bianca: That’s it. I’m calling Yoko, I need some hard fucking liquor to deal with you idiots. Holy fucking shit.

[d-llahanspade]

So the Wednesday season 1 novelisation happened :)

[lorelaiblair]

Enid: do you need a hug

Wednesday: *opens her arms*

Enid: *automatically steps into them*

Enid: how do you feel?

Wednesday: like I’m being strangled

Enid: oh my god im so sorry!

Wednesday: no, it’s quite the pleasant feeling

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[graveyardshiftcryptid]

Wednesday: "Enid, where is my sword?"

Enid, distantly: "I uh, I put it away!"

Wednesday: "Where?"

Enid: "Why do you need to know?"

Wednesday: "I need it!"

Enid, entering the room: "Oh no you don't, babycakes. We are GOING to this charity auction."

Wednesday: "Nevermore is in DANGER, Enid!"

Enid: "My EVENING is in danger, Wednesday! You are not fighting any evil reanimated puritans, crazed stalkers, or rabid werewolves today!"

Wednesday: "You tell me where my sword is wolf! We are talking about a genuine danger to outcasts!

Enid: "The only danger you need concern yourself with tonight is ME. Your mother is hosting this auction. We. Are. Going. You'll hug your mother for no less than 10 seconds, and you will buy me something pretty. Now, get your coat."

Wednesday, swordless and fuming: "...yes, dear."

[wednesdayontwt]

[focusssb]

Wenclair

[sorcererofsolitude]

Pre-Wenclair. Enid gets a little too starry-eyed about her roommate...

Enid: Wednesday is such a good friend!

Divina: Why's that?

Enid: Some jerk cut in front of me in line for my favorite ride at the Faire and Wednesday scared him off, something about 'tearing out every last vestige of his bloodline' if he didn't get to the back of the line. That's so thoughtful of her!

Yoko, trying not to snicker: Wow! Best 'friend' ever... Yep...

Enid: I think she's really warming up to me! Yesterday she was talking in her sleep and she said "Enid, stop hassling the Venus flytraps!"

Silence. Yoko and Divina exchange bewildered looks.

Divina: Uh... so?

Enid: So Wednesday dreams about me! EEE!!

Yoko, leaning over and whispering to Divina: I think we need to give their 'friendship' a little encouragement, this is getting ridiculous.

Divina: Agreed. I've seen more awareness from a meatball sandwich.

A03: SorcererOfSolitude

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. After Enid ends another distressing call with her mother.

Wednesday: I am unwilling or unable to provide you with platitudes and comfort. Instead, I offer the service of these two implements of woeful retribution.

Wednesday: *shows her arms*

Enid: *stares for a thoughtful moment*

Enid: Can you maybe, instead of wreaking bloody vengeance or whatever, just like… hold them out?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *extends her arms* Yes, if that’s truly what you wa–oof!

Enid: *presses her face into Wednesday’s shoulder as she sobs anew*

Wednesday: *is surprised to find that she does, in fact, have comfort to offer*

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Again no mine bt this is cute (instagram) her or his usurname is on the top of the pic

[mothsaresc4ry]

The friends were chilling in the Nevermore common room, all of them on their phones, minding their own business

Wednesday is in her 'trying to be cute to her girlfriend' stage after Yoko told her to at least try

Wednesday: *walks in with.. a jar, tapping Enid on the shoulder to get her attention* Enid. I have brought you a gift.

Enid: *pulls out her headphones* Ohhhh what is it??

Yoko: *watches their interaction with interest* is that a jar with.. water?

Wednesday: *shoots her a warning glare* No it's not a 'glass with water'. It's a jar with the tears of my enemies. Distilled under the full moon. Cried in fear. Harvested with tongs.

Enid: *takes the jar with sparkling eyes* that's like... so adorable

Yoko: That's... terrifying

Bianca: *points at the jar with a look of disgust written on her face* That's probably a felony

Divina: *shakes her head* No no. That's several felonies

Enid: Awwww! I'm gonna put it on my nightstand *snuggles the jar*

Wednesday: *nods approvingly* I shall retrieve more. The bullies at fencing practice looked weak today.

Yoko: Respectfully, how are you two okay with this dynamic?

Wednesday: a Curse.

Enid: Love

[breawycker]

Wednesday: You know. I loathe the feeling of solving a mystery because while I have used my astounding intellect and detective skills to solve a case once and for all, I'm always never sure what do with myself after.

Enid: You wanna go make out?

Wednesday: That... Is acceptable.

[d-llahanspade]

I was too lazy to clean up my sketch :]