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jils-things · 11 months ago

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WAAAH HIHIHI YES HE LOOKS VERY PRETTY INDEED <33 I also love that additional to his messy hairstyle his shirt isn't fully tucked in his trousers… I think that's also the case on his cabinet of curiosities skin? (Look at me noticing small details like this whatiswrongwithme hmmmmfghh) It's just a very nice detail and idk why but THAT GREEN WRISTBAND IS SO NICE?? I LOVE ITT 💚

Norton and Naib wanting to give you birthday gifts and you're like “THANKS KUYA” running to Naib, taking his flowers while throwing the cake at Norton's face PFFFFTT

HJGDHJKG THANK UU I'M SO GLAD ;w; I'm always so nervous talking about a source I don't really know bc I could get something wrong or ooc (especially to someone who DOES know - but I'm so glad you're excited, it makes me also really excited to read your replies and thoughts!!)

PSSSHHHHPSSSSHHHH M-Maybe I'm thinkin thoughts like this mayyyvbeee… Maybe holding his hand or giving him a quick smooch hidden behind his hood AGGHHGHH (Headline on the naib newspaper “🐭 anon hopelessly falling for jil's kuya”)

THIS MAKES ME THINK I read in his lore that he's wearing his hood to disguise his identity - imagine Irene and maybe another close person for him (NOT A SI/OC OF MINE OR SOMETHING NOO I'm not already brainstorming lore ideas what do you mean) are the only ones around, where he takes his hood off because he trusts them SO MUCH THEY ARE ALLOWED TO SEE HIS REAL SELF AHHHGHJJ I'm making myself cry while writing this

- 🐭 anon

BRO BRO. BRO MY EYES WERE CONSTANTLY WIDENING AT EVERY SMALL DETAIL YOU NOTICED LIKE GIRL I WOULDN'T HAVE PAID THAY CLOSE ATTENTION unless they were my romantic fos!!!! THE FACT YOU JUST LOOKED CLOSELY AT HIMIM CACKLINGG AND GIGGGLINGG I KEPT GOING "oh they're right. (stares) oh they're right (stares) OH THEYRE RI-" NAURRR YOU LIKEHIM SO MUCH YOU'RE LOOKING INTO THE SUBTLETIES EEKEKEKE IM POKING YOUR CHEEK WHWHEHRHSHEHE I CAN ONLY NOD AND AGREE ESPECIALLY THAY GREEN WRISTBAND

im so glad you're enjoying the source tho as well like i really REALLY didnt think much was gonna care but then there's u and ekans and imhehdjthdjrjdkr YOURE EVEN GETTING THE SHIP DYNAMICS ACCURATE ITS SOOO 🥹🥹🥹🥹 WKWKWLWLLW IM JUST GLAD IT ENTERTAINED YOU AS AN OUTSIDER

ME READING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH LIKE

UHUHHHHHHH YOU WANNA? HMM U WANNA??? BEHIND HIS HOOOODDD?!?!?! HOW SCANDALOUS... /J /T WEHEHRHHEHE i wrote that news headline i wrote and COOKED that 💥💥💥

THEFUCKING FACT YOU RECALLED HIM WEARING A HOODIE TO HIDE HIS FACE AND RJTHDHDJRKSKDHSJEJS IM EXPLODING SM IM 💥💥💥💥💥🥹🥹🥹 UHUHHHHHH UHUH what if he opened his Hood to YOU!!!!!!!! DONTLIE TO ME YOURE MAKING A NAIB PARTNER DONT LIE T MEEEEEEE /JJJJJ EIRHRHDHDNDJDHSJ ROLLS AROUND AND CRIES AAAYAYAYAAA KUYAAAA HAS A PARTNER OOOOOOO naib is already well past the bodyguard status he is very close to irene of course his hood comes out in his free time. he wants to be genuine and for real with her.... hes kinda ehh with norton but hey time will tell...

BUT HEY NOW. IS THERE SOMEONE HE'S REVEALING HIS FACE TO NOW? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 YOU? YOU? HUH? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /JJJ ERJHEJRHFHFHDHD SHAKES YOU AND DIES AAYAAA

#girl i bet you - the next time you open his wiki its gonna say “you visit this page often!” EHEHEHKADJHDHFJSKSAKKA #~ mailbox #🐭 anon tag #OUGH I HAGE TO BREATHE

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t-h-i-n-g · 3 years ago

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I’m on my hands and knees begging for some eddie Munson hurt/comfort. I will pay you. Please 💳💥💳💥

What Happens?

a/n: hand over the card🤲. jk jk- unless 🤨 lmao. I did this in the span on an hour while needing sleep so sorry if it seems rushed in some places. I hope you enjoy though!! I think it turned out alright :) this is my first time doing hurt/comfort so if it’s not what you were expecting, let me know!! feedback is always accepted.

word count: 1.6k

summary: Eddie finally meets your parents and let's just say he is not what they expected…

Warnings: hurt/comfort, swearing, dad's a douche ngl, if I missed any let me know!!

st - masterlist m.masterlist

You had it all planned out. Both of your parents would be home by 6:00. You changed into some casual attire for the occasion. Not too fancy just something better then what you usually wore at this time. Dinner would be ready when they walked through the door. Just the table needing to be set. Eddie would walk in at 6:15 on the dot. Not a minute later, not a minute sooner he assured you.

Your plan was fool proof everything was perfect. The food was prepared, the four plates laid out on the tablecloth each one complimented with silverware on the side, your parents sat across from the two empty chairs where you and Eddie would be sitting. You looked at the clock as it struck 6:15 on the dot. The doorbell rang thought the house. This just couldn't go wrong.

…Of course until it did.

You went to open the door. Looking over your shoulder at the duo on your way.

"He really is a great guy. You'll love him," you stated smiling at them. You put a hand on the knob turning and pulling the door open to reveal a bouquet of flowers. Eddie's head popped out from behind it. A smile adorning his features.

"Hi," he greeted in a soft voice stepping into the house as you motioned for him to come in.

"Make sure you take off your shoes, Mom hates dirt in the house," you explained briefly, looking around the corner to see your parents. Who were waiting patiently to meet the guy of the hour. You held a finger up signaling that it would be just a moment. Turning back to Eddie you took in his attire. He was in a pair of blue jeans, ditching his usual chains, his chest was clad in a dark green button up, his hands ring less. You frowned slightly, "You didn't have to get all dolled up. I want them to meet you, not someone who you're portraying," you told him in a quite tone. He gave you another smile, reassuring you.

"They'll meet me, honey. Don't worry 'bout it," his voice was just as soft as before. He placed a light kiss to your temple before stepping out to reveal himself. A light gasp was heard from the otherwise silent room. Your mother's eyes were wide as she tried to bring herself to smile. Your father on the other hand not making the effort, his brows scrunching together. You nervously fidgeted with your hands. Deciding to break the awkward silence.

"This is Eddie." It was a simple statement, but enough to get rid of some tension. Eddie waved uneasily with a hand, the other holding out the flowers to your mother as he approached the table. She took a moment to responded. Finally deciding to stand and take the flowers with a polite thank you. She went to the kitchen to find a vase as you sat down. Motioning for Eddie to follow. Hesitantly he sat across from your father. He held out a hand to the man.

"Nice to meet you, sir. I've heard a lot about you."

"Wish I could say the same," your father told him, briefly shaking Eddie's hand before bringing it back to his side. You're mother entered back into the room.

"Now that's not true, hon. We've heard a whole bunch about you, Eddie. Y/n says that your still in school, is that right?" The man in question nodded as she sat down.

"Yes, I haven't been able to really find my way out of high school yet. This year will be different though. Y/n has been helping me study and keep my head above water so I'll for sure graduate."

"Did you say that last year too?" your dad muttered while taking a drink from his cup. Your jaw dropped.

"Dad!" you exclaimed at his audacity. He shrugged his shoulders.

"What? I'm just saying, when you said his name was Eddie and he was still in school, I didn't know you meant Eddie Munson. The guy who has failed to pass twice," he stated simply.

"Still you don't have to be rude about," you informed him. "You didn't graduate senior year your first time either."

"Yeah well It didn't take me three tries either."

"No, it's okay I get it," Eddie stated before you got a chance to respond, "You want a guy that's in the best shape for your daughter I get that. And let me just say I’m in the best shape that I've been for a while, Y/n’s helped me a lot with that-"

"So your best shape includes being unemployed and as you said 'holding yourself just above water,' that's the best shape your in?" your dad asked. His tone sharp and his face hard. It was your mother's turn to react, slapping your father's arm lightly at his comment. He looked at her. "I don't know about you, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting the town's Satanist to show up for dinner tonight and I'm not going to stand for it."

"Can you please just calm down for a minute. The poor boy hasn't even let out five sentences-"

"Poor is right. Living in his uncle's trailer and doing who knows what in there. I went to school with Wayne and no way am I having any child he looked after seeing my daughter-" Eddie stood up quickly, heading for the door without a word. You followed after him as he to went to put on his boots, stumbling in the process. You protested, saying he should just wait, that you'll talk to your dad and that he just was shocked Eddie was the one you were seeing. He wasn't like any of your past boyfriends. Eddie looked up at you with a pained smile.

"You're right I'm not, so maybe that a sign. Maybe I shouldn't be your boyfriend, Y/n. I'm sure your dad would be happy with that." Your jaw went slack as tears glazed over your eyes.

"Wait, hold on, you don't- you don't mean that," you called to him as he opened the door and made his exit. "Eddie, please." Your voice shook, he stopped in his place, already halfway down your side walk. "Give me a few minutes. I'll talk to them I swear. Just please- please don't leave, okay?" He turned to face you. Looking into your eyes as you bit your lip. He sighed, closing his eyes tight for a brief moment.

"Honey, I don't think they'll listen," you made your way to him, barefoot tripping down the steps.

"No, they will I swear. They haven't even properly met you-"

"And what happens when they do?" He questioned. You paused. "What happens when they do and find out I'm everything they were told I'd be?"

"And what happens when they find out that that's everything I want?" you shot back. "That I fell for the 20 year old high school senior. Who likes bedroom concerts, and movie marathons, and walks in the middle of the night across town. What happens when they realize you're the only guy who has treated me right and the best thing to have ever happened to me." Your voice broke towards the end. Looking into his eyes, they were matching yours, glazed over as tears threatened to fall. You took another step toward him, placing your arms on his shoulders. "I'll tell you what happens," you stated, taking a hand to wipe your eyes as you sniffed.

"What?" Eddie questioned, hesitantly resting his hands on your waist. You brought your eyes back to his, moving impossibly closer.

"It won't matter," you cupped his face, " Because what are they gonna do? Tell me to break up with you? Yeah, right. I'm 20 years old watch me move out, then they'll shut up," Eddie let out a breathy chuckled. "It doesn't matter because once I show them how you look at me like I hung all the stars in the sky then they'll see what I see." You traced his cheek bone with your thumb while your other hand lightly caressed his neck. His own running along your sides. "And even then if they don't agree, it's okay. Cause fuck em y'know. That's what you always say." Eddie let out a snort.

"Fuck ‘em, really? That's what you're gonna say to your parent as an excuse?" he laughed. You shrugged admiring his smile.

"Why not? Like I said, I could just move out. I got enough cash. I could buy us a place, sugar mommy you-" That got a cackle out of him.

"Sugar mommy? Oh Lord, where the hell did that come from? What happened to the little innocent Y/n that I met?"

"She was gone a long time ago. I'm just saying," you defended weakly, "We've been together for almost a year and a half now. I think that's enough to know I wouldn't mind living with you," you stated. A comfortable silence passed over the both of you. Looking over the each others features, taking one another in.

"Okay," Eddie finally spoke. You smiled.

"Okay?"

"Now that you bring it up a year and a half without together and I’m just meeting your parents now? Sheesh, but he worst that could happen is they kick you out-"

"'Yeah, that's like the worst thing,'" you mimicked, causing Eddie to weakly push you away.

"I'm just putting up what you were laying down!" He exclaimed. "You're a big girl, you can take care of yourself," he mumbled pulling you back in, staring at your lips. You smiled once more.

"If this is an indirect way of asking if I can be your sugar mommy the answer is yes," you whispered against his lips. He let out an airy laugh before finally connecting your lips to his. Dipping you slightly, your back arching to deepen the kiss. This was all he had to worry about right now. You were all the he had to think about. It wouldn't matter what their end decision was.

As long as you stuck with him whatever happens would be okay.

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toeispidey · 3 years ago

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magpiemissy · 5 years ago

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“Hey, Idiot... I Love You.”

Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Summary: We all know that Bakugou Katsuki is an aggressive and loud boy but what happens if this said angry pomeranian found someone who can tame him? Someone who can take his shit and can stand up, love and take care of him till the end of time.

⚠︎ Warnings ⚠︎: swearing, just a tiny but of angst, playful banters (lemme know if there's more)

So it all started when you two were in junior high. You were seated right in front of him.

You're a smart person and strong too. Can control your quirk amazingly. Know and can calculate tactics fast. You were part of the top students, basically straight A's in all subjects.

The problem is you're ✨socially constipated✨. Shy, quiet, basically an introvert of some sort. (lol calling myself out)

You were that person who no one messes with cause your silence can be intimidating. Like, you having the ✨resting bitch face✨.

Everyone is scared of you cause you radiate the "a-person-doesn't-plot-murder-outloud" vibe. You do actually lmfao but of course that's only for the jerks who messes with you and some innocent people.

That's why you don't have "friends". They're afraid to approach you.

Bakugo somehow took an interest in you but of course, he pushed it away 🙄.

With your vibe goin on like that, he always thought that you were gonna pick a fight or somethin'. During PE time, this boii really challenged you to mf fight. Like literally on the faces of your classmates.

You were like: 😐🤨 "huh? Me?" and you just shrugged it off and accepted it. (like it was a birthday invitation with you just wanting to eat the food lmfao.)

So yeah, your fight lasted an hour. He was tired but you didn't even looked like you're sweating. It could've been longer though if your teacher didn't called the head to stop it and cause of that... You both got detention.

Basically after that, he asked you if you wanna stick with him since you literally prooved that your worthy of his respect and he will beat yo ass someday. And you said okayy.

After that encounter, you two were inseparable. Like, attached to the hips baby. You two were like partners in crime jahdhshsh (friendship goals).

Bakugou really is a great person if you could get pass those barriers of his. He's a softy BUT he doesn't wanna show it, cause he thinks he'll look 💥weak💥.

"Oi, dumbass! Let's go get dinner. We've been studying for 3 hours now. What do you want?"

"I really would love spicy ramen and sushi."

"Hmm... Alright. Grab your things. I'm gonna walk you home too since your ass can't even handle being alone. Tch, wussy." he said while reaching out his hand for you to take and YOU take it WITHOUT hesitation💅

He looked the other way cause you might see the small smile that he's hiding and the light blush that's creeping up his face.

He was basically a whole different person when it came to you.

There was this one time when you saw him picking on Midoriya (again) and you called out his name. His face like turned pale and literally just froze on the spot.

You usually call him Katsuki or Suki. So it's a whole different ass story if you call him Bakugou or Bakugou Katsuki.

"And what are you going to do about it, shitty nerd? Huh? You're useless, can't even do anyth—"

"BAKUGOU!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BULLYING MIDORIYA?! STOP IT RIGHT NOW, FUCKING ASS GREMLIN."

*freeze* he's basically panicking cause Bakugou? You never call him Bakugou. Usually it'll be Katsuki or Suki and just— Katsuki.exe has stopped working.

Never again will he ever make you mad or upset because he will suffer your ✨wrath✨. Like you'll ignore him and stuff like that until he apologises to Midoriya. (silent treatment)

But of course he won't stop treating Midoriya like that, unless you're near them.

He tolerates it. And that's freaking love, man. When he tolerates someone because they're your friends is *chef's kiss*. He trusts you alot. (he's in denial that he has feelings for you but he doesn't know)

"Hey, Izuku! Oohhh~you've got something new in your notebook? Can I see? Pleeeessseee???"

Bakugou: *incoherent angry bakugou noises* "tch, what a nerd." *growls lowly* *eye twitching* *pouts angrily*

He's doing ANYTHING that he can think of just for you to pay attention to him instead of the 'damn nerd'.

"Thanks, Izuku! I'll see you tomorrow, byee~" *grabs Bakugou's hand and squeezes it*

Bakugou: *quiet, happy bakugou noises*

/////

Then you both decided that you both will go to UA and man was proud that you got in. He be a cocky bish.

Like you called him and started shouting on the phone that you were nervous and that what if you didn't get in then you found a letter in the mail and just jahdhshsh.

He thought it was cute. Especially the part that he was the one who you FIRST go to and tell him you got in. He thinks it's special (and it is! Please give him a hug uwu)

His heart flutters when he hears your voice, your laugh, especially when you called him to face time and he saw your smile.

It's like 💘. The arrow went straight through his heart. That's the time that he thought "Well, damn. I am inlove with them."

He PLANS a way of confessing to you. He wanted it to be "simple but romantic".

It was a couple of days before school.

STARGAZING IN HIS BACKYARD WITH A FORT THAT HE BUILT 😍

It was simple yet romantic, he really tried and it was amazing!

🤬Lord Explotion Murder💥: Hey, come out dumbass.

✨Poppie✨: nani?!

🤬Lord Explotion Murder💥: I'm outside, idiot. Come out, and no need to change. You can come in your pj's.

✨Poppie✨: aight, if u say so.

"so what's up?" you asked but he just grabbed your hand and continues to walk.

When you get there, you were in awe.

"D—Did you...do this?" "Well, yeah. Who else would it be, dumbass?" *flicks your forehead*

>After eating chinese take out and pizza<

"Hey, listen..I know you ain't a fan of the lovey-dovey shit so Imma say this straight up. N/N, we've been friends since Junior years and I just—I like you..alot."

"I..like you too." you whispered staring at him, caressing your thumb on his cheek.

"Tch, we're goin on a date tomorrow. Wear something simple, alright?" you just hummed, drifting off to sleep.

"Yeah, I really do like you... Poppie." he whispered, patting your head while you snuggle further his chest.

The first day of school lmfao, you be sittin on his table and just casually talkin to each other then Iida came in xD

"L/N, it's the first day of school and you're already gonna damage a school property..." he said while chopping the air.

You were like "huh? And what's it to you, sonic?" Katsuki was in awe jahdhshsh straight up heart eyes.

then do u guys remmember what Bakugou said at that time? Yeah he said that too.

After that he pulled you to his lap and just

"There, they're seated on a rightful place already. So just scram, four eyes."

"Make your self comfortable, Poppie." "Is this good?"

Sweet BUT aggressive lmfao

During classes, you still sit in front of him. Since now you two are dating, he'll just draw something on your back (argh, cute >:D)

"What did I draw?" he whispered.

"Hm... Feels like an explosion." you whispered back and he just pats your back to say you're right.

there are times that you two would learn how to do origami just so you guys could surprise each other before each class starts.

You were talkin with Mina at the back of the class along with the other girls and some of the boys.

"Hey, isn't Y/N in a relationship with Bakugou?" Kaminari asked.

"uhh... Yeah? Why?" you asked.

"It's just tha—" Kaminari didn't even get to finish his sentence as the bell rung.

You guys immediately went to your corresponding seats. You were suprised to see a grenade origami by your desk and it just makes you smile knowing who's it from.

As class was starting, you yourself were doing one too while your listening to the topic.

Soon, next period was over and a break was provided.

Katsuki went to the bathroom...

You put the bear origami, a note and a granola bar for his snack. (awww)

When Katsuki came back, he couldn't help but smile a little for the small gift. He's so lucky to have you.

You guys also learned the morse code so that you could talk shit to anyone without them knowing lmfao XD

He does those cute things because you're different. You're special to him.

When he's angry he'll go straight to you because you're the only one who can calm him down.

Remember the time he was chained during the awarding ceremony at the Sports Festival? Yeah... That's when he discovered it.

"Hey, baby... You okay? That was so uncalled for, they didn't have to put you like that." you told him while approaching to give him a hug.

"Annoying damn extras..." continues to mumble while you're hugging him.

"Hey atleast you're number one. That fight was amazing. YOU are amazing." you said as he nuzzled his face on your neck.

"...You looked like an angry chihuahua. PFFT—" "YOU LITTLE SHI—COMEBACK HERE!"

As he was chasing you down the hallway, he can't help himself but laugh cause he knows when he's down, you'll find a way to make him laugh or smile.

Your THAT SPECIAL to get passed being exploded by him.

/////

The time when he got kidnapped, when all of you were sent home. Katsuki can't help but call you.

You ran as fast as you could while tears are falling from your eyes violently.

When you got there you immediately gave him a hug. The tightest hug that you could ever do.

Ring ring

"Hello?"

"P-Poppie?" "Katsuki? Hey, you okay what's wrong?!" "Can you...come here? Please?"

*grabs hoodie, almost jumped from 2nd to 1st floor lmfao* *puts on shoes so fast, you didn't even noticed that your socks were mis-matched* *sprints immediately*

When you get there, boii! HE WAS WAITING OUTSIDE!

"Katsuki!" you jumped on him didn't even care if you fall down or not. Your top priority right now was him.

He dragged you inside to his room and when he closed the door... MENTAL BREAKDOWN. He's sobbing! Give the baby a hug, please!

You just comfort him, whispering to him reassurances and sweet things, kissing his whole face, holding him so close and tight 😔✨.

That night, you two became even closer. You two really be saying "Soulmates? Yeah, we are."

You always have to be touching each other.

Hand holding, arm on shoulder, thigh to thigh, hand on thigh/waist/lower back basically everywhere! Y'all literally are inseparable now.

During his fight with Deku? Yeah, you know too. All might trusts you. (jahdhshsh dadmight😭✋)

Secrets? Nah... You both know ✨everything✨

You patch him up while talkin and cuddle after. You are his comfort. (I need a freakin boyfriend xD)

Internship? Yeah, you both actually didn't know that you both picked the same sooo~ 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️👫✨

You tease each other lololol

"Nice hair, boom boy. Pfft—" "Shut up, dumbass!"

"Damn, my baby gots some nice ass."

Bakugou: *blushes red* tch *light bulb!* *smirks* Mhmm, you would die to see it though, right Poppie?

You're now blushing hard HAHAHA

///// (school festival)

You help Mina with the choreo!

When you saw Katsuki play the drums... 🤤😳

While everyone's on break, you'll go to him and he'll just pull you to his lap and chill.

You actually know how to play the drums but basic only. He was shooketh lol.

That's where he discovers that you also play alot of instruments but it was honestly just a hobby to you.

Proud, cocky boyfriend.

You meet Eri! And she loves you so much! She honestly looks up to you now jahdhshsh. Que Bakugou blushing because he's imagining what if Eri was both of your child? 😍😳

Yeah... He's really fallen hard, very hard for you.

/////

You were in the kitchen dorm cooking lunch for everyone, you were also assigned to babysit Eri for a while as Aizawa-Sensei needed to do some things. Katsuki leaned by the kitchen counter, admiring you.

"You know... You should take a picture, it'll last longer." You snapped him out of his thoughts, he didn't get to see the small smirk that came to your face.

"Eh... Why look at a photo when I already have the real one right in front of me?" he bit back. Slick motherfuc—

"Well why are you still standin there? C'mere." as you said that, he immediately went to hold you. BACKHUGS!

"Hey Idiot... I love you."

"Mhm, I love you too. So damn much." you said nuzzling further into his arms while you both cook.

"I'm so going to damn marry you!" he thought and promised himself.

BONUS:

"BRAT, COME BACK HERE!" "NO!"

"Kenji, sweetie, listen to your father." You said as you were holding Akari in your arms, lulling her to sleep.

"...fine" he grumbled. Katsuki released a relieved sigh. He went and dressed him up.

"Like father, like son." you said rolling your eyes but smiling as you love your family.

"I heard that!" Katsuki said as he emerges in the living room. You already put Akari in her room.

"Finally! Alone time with you. Those brats literally took you away from me."

"Those brats are your children. And besides, you were the one who wanted children as soon as possible."

"Oh shut up!" he said while kissing you.

Everything was going alright. It started to get heated though.

"Mhm...all mine." he growled. "All yours." you whisperd.

Until you hear crying...

"Argh, goddammit!" he yelled as you giggled.

"Well, tomorrow we're gonna have our day to ourselves because earlier Mitsuki called and said she wants to spend some time with the kids."

That put a smirk on Katsuki's face.

"Now if you keep complainin', I am not gonna give you what you want. Got that, boom boy?"

"Yeah, yeah... I'll go tuck Akari back to sleep. That damn brat honestly had to have the energy to cry today among all days. Tch!"he grumbled as he stood up.

*slaps ass* "Go get'em, Dynamight." you gave him playful smirk and winked at him.

He just shooks his head smiling, walking to his daughter's room.

"God, I love that son of a bitch."

Message: I got carried away! Whoopsie, hehe. Anyways, hope you guys like it. A little gift before a new year starts. I hope everyone is having a great day, afternoon, night! Also, you guys really loved the previous Bakugou story that I made so I hope y'all love this one. Merry Christmas and A happy New year! XOXO

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fuj0 · 3 years ago

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HELLO my friend DO tell me HOW would YOU yes you how would you break in and rob a bank!!! 👀👀

Ah! Gathering dirt on your friends now aren't ya, you dirty little fiend?? 🤨🤨🤨

But fine! I will sate your curiosity!

My plan is that of a long term variety!

First I shall find out who works at the bank I'm about to rob. I'd befriend at least three low level workers, who over the years will likely give me at least a couple stories regarding their boss and their workplace.

During that time I'd also do three things in my spare time: learn the requirements of working in a bank (and accommodating them to the best of my abilities), using the same befriending tactic with the local police and working out, living the active lifestyle.

(Please note that all of them must be low in the work hierarchy - we will be exploiting capitalism)

With my newly acquired skill set and the information I have learned from my friend I start working at the bank.

I target the richest person that comes. I do my best to befriend (if that fails - seduce) them to the point they casually invite me to hang out on their jacht.

(In this case we will be doing the opposite of the first tactic, that is: targeting the richest. We're tying to find the estimate where they'd be least willing to sell me out because the price will be too low. If that rich friend doesn't meet these requirements - I will hang out at all of their dumb jacht parties and build my social status until I meet Jeff Bezos [theoretical] himself.)

By the time all of this is done I'm probably around 60 but thanks to the workouts I've been doing for the last 50-40 years I'm still fit and capable. It's time for payoff.

I'm open about my plans towards my bank friends. They either shut up because we're besties or help me for a small recompensate.

Thanks to all the info I've gathered I get into the bank safe(or whatever tf they keep money in)

I either get away scot free or (rather likely) get caught by the police. Remember my police friends?

They're underpaid. Im their friend. They let me go.

To avoid further consequences I go to my richest friend and ask him a favor. He either complies instantly or I bribe him with a portion of bank money.

I get away on his jacht. My destination would preferably be of the island type, though that is still unsure. Either way I get there, legally change my name and surname, bleach my hair (more than it already is) and live a humble life with my fat stash hidden away in my mattress unless it is relevant to pull it out. I upgrade slowly so noone suspends anything. I buy a mansion. I die at the age of 80, on a voice chat will all my police and bank friends, laughing ob my 1000$ bed. It was a good life.

Alternatively explosion go woosh bam fshooo we get away ye 💥💥💥😎😎

Hope you've enjoyed

#.txt #long post #Fuj0 #ask #look at it

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bluehwale-main · 2 years ago

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LIZ IM SICK ND TIRED OF PPL

i read ur other ask and i have a lot of some THOUGHTS

1) IM ALSO SO HAPPY THAT U DIDNT GIVE UP IN PREPARING FOR UR MOCK EXAM LIKE I AM SO PROUD OF U LET ME JUST KISS U ON THE FOREHEAD!! frr like trying not to give up is so hard to do so im rlly glad that u got thru that and that u did well on the exam :’-) I AM SO SO PROUD OF U I JUST KNOW THE RESULTS ARE GONNA BE GREAT I HAVE FAITH IN U <3

2) goodluck on ur final exams!!!!! i hope u had a good break on ur 15 days of study holiday + prepared well for ur exams!! sending u all my love and all the four leaf clovers i can find to manifest good luck on top of ur sexy brain 🍀🍀

3) INTROVERT SCORPIO????? are u hongjoong in disguise 🤨 but anyw LMAOO FR LIKE WHENEVER IM WITH MY FRIENDS I CURSE LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY TRYING TO ACT COOL (translation: i curse a lot) SO ABHSHSHSAHA U NEED TO TEACH ME UR WAYS!! but fr so happy for u that u get a break from exhausting toxic ppl during the holiday <3

4) WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING HE BETTER SQUARE UP BCS I CAN FIGHT POW POW 💥🥊 nah but fr one of my friends told me that guys won’t be friends with a girl unless they find her attractive and i was like LMAOO WHAT AHAHAHaha Haahaha.. aha… nthen i kinda realized that she’s 100% right :-/ men aint SHIT but anyw U CAN LITERALLY TREAT UR GUY FRIENDS SUPER PLATONICALLY LIKE STRICTLY PLATONIC FRIEND ZONE BEHAVIOR TYPE OF SHIT N THEY’D STILL BE LIKE oh so u’d wanna date me huh LIKE ??????????? get ur head out of ur ass

5) i hate false/misleading gossip w a passion bcs i’ve been a victim of it wayy too many times so hearing what u said makes me so MAD like ppl should mind their own business fr what. like i love silly little gossips i can giggle about but yeah it really sucks when u’re the one at the wrong edge of the sword i do not recommend nu uh mhm sucks big time

6) recommend me some kdramas pls

7) HES BLAMING U????? oh hell no HE HAS TO GO!!!! n btw u are not at fault at all for reaching out to him BCS U WOULDNT KNOW THAT HE’D START FLIRTING WITH U???? 💀 bro is kinda pathetic ngl. and yeah i do get that part abt wanting genuine male friends who only see u as a friend and like. i genuinely cant find any in my campus. i can only rely on my highschool guy friends to pull through but 95% of them study abroad so that sucks 😔

8) oooh yikes i dont like ppl who bash about their own friends :( that rlly sucks ugh ditch her!! and also hm i cant really tell who is it that snitched the gossip to the asshole BUT KEEP AN EYE ON BOTH OF THEM 😡 also its a good thing they unfollowed u bcs u R BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM <3

9) again, PROUD OF U FOR UR MOCK EXAMS AND I WISH U THE BEST OF LUCK FOR UR FINALS <3 ILY i hope ur mental peace wont hv to be ruined for u to get a degree 😭

10) honestly i have like 4 insta accounts all for different reasons (i need help ik) and i used to be so active but it just gets so tiring tht im honestly never on insta anymore. like i just repost my friend’s stories whenever they tag me lmao 😭😭😭😭 but yeah it feels nice to not be all up on ppl’s business all the time i feel u

11) IM STILL HAPPY U DID UR MOCK EXAM SO WELL‼️ DONT LET THAT SENIOR GUY GET TO U!!! keep ur head up ren ily goodluck on ur final exam and keeping ur mental peace intact <3

#answered #diorwoo

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inspiredwriter · 3 months ago

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Tweedledee and Tweedleedum: *Stand still and look at Stefany*

Stefany: *Walks up to Tweedledee and Tweedleedum* Gentlemen, hello😄 Hmm?🤨 *Raises finger to Tweedleedum's face but he pulls her hand away from his face*

Tweedleedum: If you think we're made of wax, then pay me money🤨😠💵

Tweedleedee: And if you think we're alive, then let's meet and shake hands😄🤗✨ *Extends hands to Stefany*

Stefany: Ah, of course, my pleasure, my name is Stefany😃🤗✨ *Shakes hands with two brothers* Do you know how to get to the fifth chess square, which is flooded with water?🤨🌊

Tweedledee and Tweedleedum: No, we don't know, miss Stefany, but we do know the instructive story about the walrus and the shoemaker😄😁

Stefany: *Curts* Sorry, but I don't have time, I have to hurry to become a queen sooner😅👸

Tweedledee and Tweedleedum: No, no, please stay, we haven't had guests for so long!😱😱💦 We'll beat each other up, just stay😠😤💥

Stefany: Okay, okay, I'll stay for a while😅 I think it'll be fun to hear your story🤔😊 *Sits on a log*

Tweedledee and Tweedleedum: *Bring a gramophone into the clearing, with a little theater inside* Look and marvel, miss😄😄✨🎭

*After a while*

Stefany: Oh, what a sad story😟 I feel so sorry for the oysters and the shoemaker too😔 That walrus is a big crook😠😤

Tweedledee: Yes, but what a great meaning there is to this story😟😤 *Looks at the log and sees a broken rattle next to Stefany* How terrible!😱😨 Do you see that?!😰

Stefany: *Jumps up* What's wrong?😨 *Looks down* Oh, so it's just an old rattle🤨🪇 No need to worry about it😌😄

Tweedledee: It's not old, it's brand new!😠😤 It was my favorite rattle😫🪇 *Kicks Tweedledum* This is all your fault!😡 You broke it!😤😠

Tweedledum: *Runs to a pile of junk, takes out a torn umbrella and shields himself from his brother's attack*

Tweedledee: Hey, brother, are you ready to fight?🤨😏

Tweedledum: *Speaks in a shaky voice* Ready, but let miss Stefany help us get dressed😰😤☂ Stefany, go to the dump and bring us some pillows, pans and ropes to secure everything properly😕😤📦🏺🍳🪑

Stefany: Well, okay, whatever you say..gentlemans🤨😕

*After a while*

Tweedledee: Stefany, please, tie the frying pan to my head tighter, otherwise my brother might accidentally rip my head off😅🍳 And losing a head is a very big loss☝😤

Tweedledum: Actually, I'm very brave, it's just that my head hurts a little today😅😖

Tweedledee: And my tooth hurts, it hurts me more than my brother😬😤

Stefany: But if you feel so bad, then don't fight😕😟

Tweedledee: No, we'll still have to fight a little...😅 Until about six o'clock🤔😁🕕

Tweedledum: And then we can have lunch😃😋🍲 Unless, of course, the pan gets spoiled...😅

Stefany: *Looks up* Oh, look, there's a big cloud coming!😨🌬🌩 It's not even a cloud, it's got wings...😰

Tweedledum: Save yourself, Stefany, it's the Black King!😱😨⚫👿🌪👑 *Run away*

Tweedledee: Save yourself!😫💦 *Run away after her brother*

Stefany: *Shuts herself up from the wind* Oh, I can't see anything...😖 It's a real sandstorm😫🌪🌫🏜 Oh, there's something white here😯😃⬜ *Catches a white shawl and holds on tightly* Mmh...😖😣💦 How strange, is the storm over already?🤨 The Black King must have flown away🤔😌💨

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Hello, have you seen my shawl?😄🤨

Stefany: Ah, of course, Anastasia!..😃 I mean, your majesty😀😅 *Gives the shawl to Anastasia*

Anastasia!White Queen👑: *Puts on a shawl* The Black Queen was going to tell me about you, Stefany😊 Do you want me to sew you a royal dress?😉🤗🪡🧵👗 *Takes out a needle and starts sewing a dress*

Stefany: Ah, thank you, my friend, but how are you?..😄🤨

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Aaah!😫😩👆🩸 *Bleeding from her finger*

Stefany: Oh my god, Anastasia, what happened?!😨 Did you prick your finger with a needle?🥺👆🪡

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Not yet, but I'll prick it now😟👆🪡 *Pricks her finger with needle* That's why my finger was bleeding...😅👆🩸 You probably haven't gotten used to living life backwards yet😉😄

Stefany: Backwards?🤨 So in your kingdom chicken turns back into a chick, right?🤔🐔➡️🐥

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Not just a chick, but an egg😄😃🐣🥚 But you understood me correctly😉😁✨

Stefany: So your finger doesn't hurt anymore, your majesty?🤨🥺👆

Anastasia!White Queen👑: No, it doesn't, thank youu~😄😯 Ooow!😆🐶 Wow😄😆 *Transforms into Fanny Lou*

Stefany: Ah, I'm already on the fifth square😧😃 *Looks out the window* (Thoughts) That's right, it's a shop in the middle of a lake, and my Fanny is the saleswoman here😄🤗🌊🏠🐶 *Goes up to the counter* Hello, I'd like to buy an egg😄🥚 How much does it cost?🤨

@swagreecrow

Inspired by Lewis Carroll's "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

*In Stefany's apartment. In the living room*

Stefany: *Sitting on the bed, wrapped in a blanket and hugging Fanny Lou* Aw, I'm so sad that my Leo isn't back from his evening patrol yet...😟🥺💖💝💓💞 My house feels so empty😔

Fanny Lou: Mmmh...🥺🐶💕💓💗 Wow!😃💡 Wow!😄🐶✨ *Jumps out of Stefany's arms and runs into Stefany's room* Wow!😆🐶

Stefany: Haha, Fanny, where are you running, haha?🤭😄 *Enters in her room and sees Fanny sitting next to the chessboard* Ah, Fanny, you found my chess set😃🤗♟ *Takes a pawn out of the box and, after examining it, places it on the table* I wonder if there were roles to choose in chess, who would Leo and I play?🤔🥰💖🩷💕 *Raises her head and sees a mirror in front of her* Huh, how strange, there wasn't a mirror here before...😧🤨🪞 *Touches the mirror and it starts to glow* Ah, Fanny, this is not just a mirror, it's a passage to the Looking Glass😲🤩✨🪞 *Removes her hand and the mirror stops glowing* Do you think I should go there?🤨

Fanny Lou: Wow!😃🐶 Wow!😆✨

Stefany: *Strokes Fanny's head* Yeah, you're right😉😁 Although, wait, Leo will be worried if he doesn't find me in the apartment...😨😥💓💞💘 However, this is the Looking Glass Kingdom and time moves differently there, which means I'll be back on time🤔😄🪞 Leo probably won't even notice me left🤫😁💞💗💝💕 *Walks through the mirror and disappears*

Fanny Lou: Wow!😃🐶 Wow!😄😁

*In The Looking Glass*

Stefany: *Looks around* Am I in Looking Glass yet or not?🤨 Hmm🤔 *Looks at the picture on the wall next to her and sees the backs of Casey and little herself holding hands* Ah, haha, why do I see your backs, big brother?😃🤭

Casey: *Turns to Stefany* Because this is Looking Glass, everything is upside down here😉😁

Little Stefany: All the pictures here are from the back😄🖼

Stefany: So this means I really am in Looking Glass!😃✨🪞 But where is my doggie?😧😟🐕 *Looks at her feet and sees a chess set walking* Oh, my!😲 My chess set can walk😃✨♟ Maybe it knows where Fanny is?🤔🥺🐕 Excuse me, chessmen?...😄♟ How strange, they can't hear me..😕 I must have become invisible🤨😟

Page Pawn: *Stands on the table and cries* Help me!😱 Help me, please, you're highness!😫💦

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Oh, how terrible, my little page ended up on top😱😰 *Tries to climb up the table leg, but she can't and keeps slipping*

Stefany: Oh, I'm sorry, friend, it's me put the pawn on the table😯😅⚪♟ *Takes Anastasia in her arms* But I'll help you now😉🤗 *Puts Anastasia on the table*

Anastasia!White Queen👑: Huh, how did I end up here?..😧🤨 *Runs up to the pawn and hugs him* Don't be afraid, boy, your queen is near😄🤗 My husband and I will help you find your mother😉😌👩‍👦

Page Pawn: *Grabs Anastasia's dress* Thank you, your highness😖🥺💓💞💝

Anastasia!White Queen👑: *Shouts down* Mikey, watch out for the volcano!😨🌋💖💗❤💕

Michelangelo!White King👑: *Shouts up* What volcano are you talking about?!😧🤨🌋💝💗💕

Anastasia!White Queen👑: I don't know, but this volcano threw me and the pawn up!😥 Go up the usual way!🥺💝💘💞

Michelangelo!White King👑: *Tries to climb up the table leg, but he can't and keeps slipping*

Stefany: Haha, if this keeps up, you won't climb up there, let me help you🤭😅 *Picks up Mikey and places him next to Anastasia*

Michelangelo!White King👑: *Hugs Anastasia* You were right, my love, this kind volcano dropped me off with you two😃🥰💗❤💕💖💝 I must write down this adventure in my book immediately so I never forget😄🤗📖✨🌋 *Takes a book out of his pocket and it gets bigger*

Anastasia!White Queen👑: *Takes Mikey's hand* That's all very well, Mikey, but let's get down to business first😅😗🩷💘💞 Our little page has lost his mother🥺👩‍👦💖💗💕

Michelangelo!White King👑: Oh, of course you're right😯 We must help our subjects first😉🥰💝❤💕 *The book shrinks and he puts it back in his pocket* Let's run😄💞💖💝 *Runs away with Anastasia and the pawn and mysteriously slides down the shelves of the bookcase*

Stefany: It's amazing, my friends also live in this strange world😃✨ It's also amazing that this book got bigger in Mikey's hands...🤔📖⬆️ In our world, books are smaller them their owners, not the other way around...🤨😕 I wonder if the books from the bookcase will get bigger🤨 *Takes a book out of the bookcase* Phew, no, the book fortunately stayed the same😌🤗📖 *Tries to read the book but the text is upside down* Oh, of course, I have to hold this book up to the mirror to read it😯😃✨📖🪞 *Takes book up to the mirror and reads a poem*

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;

Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree

And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

Phew, a very beautiful poem, but it's not so easy to understand...😮‍💨🤔 Oh, God, I've already forgotten why I'm here😯 I was going to travel through the looking glass, I'll probably meet Fanny Lou during my trip😃😁✨ *Leaves the room and flies down the stairs to the front door, without touching the steps* Oh, how wonderful😄✨ *Leaves the house but wherever she goes, she always returns to the front door* Oh...😲😟 I guess I should go straight ahead so I don't have to go back home again and again🤔😕🏢 *Walks straight ahead and again ends up on a hill* Oh, I see woman coming up ahead!😃✨ *Runs forward, but ends up with the woman behind her* Oh, I guess I should run back to meet her🤔 *Runs in the opposite direction from woman and ends up with woman in a black dress in front of her* Ah, Karai, it's you, I didn't...😃😄

Karai!Black Queen👑: When you speak, look me in the eye, be polite and don't twiddle your fingers😠😤 Tell the queen who you are and what are you doing here, but don't forget to add "your majesty"😠⚫👸

Stefany: *Curts* Excuse me, your majesty, my name is Stefany and I...😰 wanted to go up this hill to see the Looking Glass Kingdom😟🥺🪞

Karai!Black Queen👑: Well then, I'll take you up there, child🤔😑 *Takes Stefany's hand and leads her to the top of the hill* Enjoy it if you want😏

Stefany: *Looking down* Oh, how beautiful😃✨ The Looking Glass Kingdom is like a chessboard, I'd love to play a pawn in the game, but most of all I'd like to be a queen☺😊👸

Karai!Black Queen👑: That can be arranged, Stefany🤔😏 You are a pawn now and you are on the second line☺ You can get past the third square on a locomotive, on the fourth you will meet the brothers Tweedledee and Tweedledum, the fifth square is flooded with water, on the sixth you will meet Humpty Dumpty, the seventh square is overgrown with a dense forest, but a White Knight in a blue bandage will lead you through it😄

Stefany: A White Knight?😃😍💞💘❤💝 He is probably the most handsome here😍💓💖💕💗

Karai!Black Queen👑: Don't interrupt me!😡 And you should thank the queen for her kind explanation😤😠

Stefany: Ah, my apologies, your majesty, thank you very much for the explanation😅 Please, continue on😊

Karai!Black Queen👑: Well, when you reach the eighth square, you will become queen and we will throw a feast to celebrate😏😄🎉🥂 Good luck to you, and it's time for me to leave you, I have urgent royal business👋😄 *Dissolves*

@swagreecrow

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morbid-dreamzz · 2 years ago

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GIVE ME YOUR DESKTOP😈💥

WDYM I don't even have one

Unless you mean you wanna see my PC's screen desktop 🤨

#text #ask answered

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joshwinksmind-blog · 3 years ago

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Sólo leave us alone 🤣

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Gracias 😋

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In my dormir 😮

The elección is your's 😯

Sí 😲

No mess 😳 While I'm recepción 🤯

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I'm one también 😖

You're losing dinero 😣

This yo with all us 😩

Snatched afuera 😫

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Obtuvo to 🤤 Impotente ��

It suit tú 🌜

Swatted 🌚 Después stay out the light 🌝

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A face levantar 🤕

I'm aquí 😷

Dos of them 🤠

Psicoanalizar cause 🤑

My imagination said nada 😎

One hundred million pilas 🤓

Forward cantó 🤥

It's that historia 🤡

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Rent eso 🤖

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I'm going fuera de 👺

The same cosa 🔥

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My hand agarre ✨

Pocket mirando 💥

The straight camino 💯

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I'm like get the Infierno away from me 😺

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Jajaja 🙀 I be setting a trampa 😿

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Knew cosas 🧡

Me también 💛 Es fun 💚

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Shoot no 🖤 I don't go the wrong camino ♥️

The atracción 💘

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Impaciente 💞 I got no desire to wait 💕

You're the artista 💌

Y'all can make the decisión 💟

That's not what I'm haciendo ❣️ Again the coast is clear suficiente 💔

Gracias 💋

I can show you better than I could tell tú 👥

There's an convenio 👤

I'm tired of respondiendo 🗣️

I ain't corriendo 👣 I'm taking my tiempo 🧠

Didn't have one yo 🦠

Tired of doing that estoy 🦷 I abandonar 🦴 You can hire somebody other than yo ☠️

As fueron 💀 No such cosa 👀

No 👁️

Take over the mundo 👄 Don't really have to news people about the next preguntarse 👅

Rodaja something without doing that 👃🏾

None hay👂🏾 We haven't met up aún 🦶🏾

You got the wrong empresa 🦵🏾 I left a long time atrás 💪🏾

These my trabajar 👍🏾 They're not, they're no 👎🏾 Pure nada 👏🏾 There's nothing importante 🙌🏾

I got my own nueces 👐🏾 That 🤲🏾 All my señoras can play with them as long they're good for it 🤝🏾 No to not stuff is allowed 🤜🏾

I'm working from hogar 🤛🏾

I do the same as nada ✊🏾

The mountain conjuntos 👊🏾

That hombre gone 🤚🏾 He ain't too far aunque 👋🏾

I comprender 🖐🏾 I'm a little diferente ✋🏾

Grown estoy 🖖🏾 You don't estrés 🤟🏾

No, I don't final 🤘🏾 Siempre I'm ✌🏾

Let's go quién 🤞🏾 That's the persona 🤙🏾

I don't saber 👌🏾 Could ser 🖕🏾 Can't ser ☝🏾

This still a good año to be at our best 👆🏾 The word crime got love in not really sucediendo 👇🏾

Sí 👉🏾 I just heard the noticias 👈🏾

I don't mente ✍🏾 That I, there's no other good one 🤳🏾

No 🙏🏾 You're tú 💅🏾

No 🙇🏾‍♂️ Tienda to just visit 🙋🏾‍♂️ Leaving it returning hogar 💁🏾‍♂️

I see nada 🙆🏾‍♂️

I see nada 🙅🏾‍♂️

You can hit yourself without touching others the level where estoy 🤷🏾‍♂️

Understand all four yo 🤦🏾‍♂️

Vamos second I'll 🙍🏾‍♂️

We can do lo que sea 🙎🏾‍♂️ Es too late to takeover that 💆🏾‍♂️

That's correcto 💇🏾‍♂️

I know nada 🧖🏾‍♂️

I just thought of alguna cosa 🛀🏾 I could use a estiramiento facial 🛌🏾

I thought of performance after actuación 🧘🏾‍♂️ With or without grabación 🚶🏾‍♂️

In my sleep, I'm impredecible 🏃🏾‍♂️ Fuera de of that, the coast is clear 🤸🏾‍♂️

I don't know that historia 🏋🏾‍♂️ It's totally diferente ⛹🏾‍♂️

I don't get to play aún 🤾🏾‍♂️

It look like got to do eso 🚴🏾‍♂️

I'm not really asking preguntas 🧗🏾‍♂️ I'm learning I no 🤼‍♂️

I'm a stranger quien es known 🤹🏾‍♂️

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