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teaboot · 2 months ago
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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mail-me-a-snail · 2 months ago
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he's free now
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hoeratius · 2 months ago
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Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭
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opera-ghost · 2 months ago
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bowelfly · 4 months ago
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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.
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catie-does-things · 4 months ago
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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.
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codewitch · 8 months ago
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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meowthiroth · 5 months ago
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
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decamarks · 4 months ago
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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds
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strawlessandbraless · 9 months ago
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What an unsurprising & completely expected turn of events that literally everyone saw coming 😮
Source 🔗
Free 🔗
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shrimpyjackal · 23 days ago
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ha, loser /aff
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thirdwheelravi · 1 month ago
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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
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marisatomay · 5 months ago
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People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
—David Lynch
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mercurio-shadowz · 3 months ago
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Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)
+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick
This took so long @_@
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