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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”
#kids are probably the funniest people on the planet#I love working with them#we spent the rest of the ride singing the SpongeBob theme song#and he did an almost perfect impersonation of the French guy#whenever I’d say we’re almost there he’d go ‘2 years later’#he was a whole hoot and a half
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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god
#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee#is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so#this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much#transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line#like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny#van using normans as an insult had me crying#the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect#and very accurate#the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real#also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming#I'm literally obsessed with all of them#cloudward ho!#cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20#dimension 20#marya junková#van chapman#olethra macleod#daisuke bucklesby#montgomery lamontgomery#maxwell gotch#the names are fucking banging as well omg#love steampunk with all my heart
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Freddy gang meets Foxy's captain from SOTM,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#captain springlock#foxy the pirate#chica the chicken#freddy fazbear#bonnie the bunny#sotm#secret of the mimic#we got Foxy’s origins in SOTM#foxy originally being apart of a pirate puppet show is so fitting to me#foxy has always felt like the odd one out here#I always assumed he told pirate stories in his pirate cove#so him being from a puppet show feels so perfect#I had to draw foxy with his old captain#I actually really love captain springlocks design it’s so cool#very fun to draw them out#it’s so cute too how captain springlock is so against parties#and then foxy gets added to a group that throws parties everyday#PEAKK I LOVEEE we win Foxy enjoyers
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Been replaying bg3 and karlach is getting the women.
Really wish we could have gotten an dark route karlach
#karlach#minthara#baldurs gate 3#dark karlach paired with minty would be perfection#consuming all them soul coin#karlach x minthara
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You know it's over for you when you can draw a whole page of only one character
#deltarune#deltarune ramb#ramb deltarune#ramb#deltarune chapter 3#my art#(holding the hand of the other 3 and half people drawing ramb) its ok guys you can draw him with his butt chin everything will be okay#I'll be right beside you the entire time there's no need to be scared#i had more serious drawing ideas but i drew them separately to this. there was also another jokey one that i ended up rendering for#the funny and now its too good to be posted with these#i wanna ramble about him so bad. (pun intended)#there's so much. to say. i wanna write a long ass text post but who'd read thATT#btw unrelated to anything did you know that his hair/doggy ears change colors between sprites? his front facing ones are light blue#but his sideways sprites are violet#i only know that cus i felt insane trying to accurately color pick when redrawing his expressions#does the deltarune team know about the eye dropper tool.....#ONE LAST PS someone reblogged my post about him last time saying they headcanon his voice as Wallace's from Wallace and gromit and#i wanna personally thank them cus its so perfect but now whenever i read his dialogue i also hear their opening music#another last ps i just wanna clarify that i absolutely love tenna gsjdkd. i just think that they don't like each other like. at all lmfao#sorry for making him look like a dick#if i was drawing tenna here ramb would be the asshole its mutual
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fascinating thing about sinners is how absolutely doomed the narrative is.
like okay if sammie hadn't gone to the juke joint, remmick probably wouldn't have shown up. but then the klan would have. okay smoke took those assholes out solo, if it was him and stack maybe they could have handled it. well the juke joint would have shut down in a month because no one had any real fucking money because of the sharecropping scrip. not to mention two seperate mobs are on their way to fuck the twins up (what do you MEAN you robbed al capone??). okay maybe they covered their tracks, well they're still in the fucking jim crow south and stack and mary have a cool 35 years until loving v virginia so best case scenario is he's broke and watching the love of his life from afar until he's 70. plus annie implied the twins were on borrowed time anyway since she'd been quietly protecting them the whole time they were gone.
idk it both adds to the horror that there was no way out and just solidifies sammie saying it was the best day of his life, like that one little perfect moment was all they were going to get anyway
#and it was perfect!!#the love didn't change anything but it mattered so fucking much#sinners#sinners spoilers#i keep seeing people trying to like... figure out whose decisions fucked them over and like you're missing the point#they were all fucked seven ways to sunday. there was nothing anyone could have done to unfuck them!!#tragedy is part of the genre!!#also it's almost as if the name! of the film! implies they're all doing things they shouldn't be doing!! they're sinning!!!
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Mama cow with her baby :3
#animal#cute cows#cows#animals#farm animals#farmcore#farm#countryside#rural life#rural#grass#Mama cow#baby cows#cow#cottagecore#cattle#bovine#wholesome#sweet#i love them#this is so cute omg#this is so cuteeee#this is so cute actually#i love it#i love this#i love this so much#i love it so much#this is perfect#animal instincts#family
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Role reversal AU: Sakura as Orochimaru's student 🐍
(and Sasuke as Tsunade's successor)
#sakura haruno#haruno sakura#naruto#naruto fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#koko draws#I have so many thoughts about this#Sakura would have been so perfect as Orochimaru's student#they're so similar: both of them are clever shinobi with no clan to back them up and a body too frail to achieve their objectives#on the other hand we have Tsunade and Sasuke#the last heirs of Konoha's two founding clans#both carrying a good dose of traume due to certain events and both being much kinder that they appear at first glance#Tsunade teaching Sasuke her healing techniques and maybe even naming him her successor (not that Sasuke is particularly interested)#would have healed the original rift between the Senju and the Uchiha that Hashirama and Madara couldn't fix at the end#And Sasuke would have been such a good healer. He is the kindest member of team 7 (I'm ready to throw hands over this)#it would suit him.#Role reversal AU
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holds u in my arms or whatever
#my art#I bet it’s soooo hard to guess who my favorites are. I bet it’s sooooooo hard#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#special guest. tiny noelle and that moss sorting comic by pocketss#Pick them up. They’re pick uppable sized. they’re the size that is perfect for holding in the air.#you are drift compatible
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checked into your heart and trashed it like a hotel room
#artists on tumblr#art#oc#digital art#procreate#my art#zhu#HAPPY BIRTHDAY* TO! THE PILLOW PRESIDENT!! THE MAYOR OF YAP TOWN!!! THEE BOSS BABY!!!! ZHUZHU!!!!!!! YAY ZHUZHU#i LUV U guy who weighs 4.5 apples (hello kitty weighs 3)!!!#i luv u guy who always plays by the rules but exploits them in yucky nasty ways that piss everybody off!!!#i luv u guy who is like if a pool noodle suffered from toxic masculinity and also female hysteria and was also exorbitantly expensive!!!#i luv u guy who built his food pyramid on a foundation of cocaine for many many years!!!#i luuuv u guy who rly likes shell-on shrimp but won't peel them himself so his beautiful vegetarian husband has to do it instead!!!#i luv u guy who saved his good personality for marriage!!!#yaaaaay!!!!!!!#this looks crazy on my laptop btw it's perfect on phone and ipad but here it's so over-saturated....... i'm just not going to think abt it#i'm so sick of Screens the S in Screens is for Sabotage#anyway hi happy bday* to my extremely mean flat-ass 396-month-old baby who is scared of every animal luv u zzzzzz#* i am like three fucking days late because there was a Situation but it's fine........... still got it done 🫠#back next weekend w one more piece for june i think zzzzzzzz thank u zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them#but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score#(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#Percy Jackson#Percy Jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#Nico Di Angelo#solangelo#also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it
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I wish we had gotten some better/more interactions between them so I make my own :)
#I need to get better at drawing adult ahsoka#filling my desire for more art connecting luke and leia to mortis myself#it’s literally perfect and yet I see so little mortis art that references them#art i made#image description in alt#star wars#star wars fanart#luke sykwalker#luke skywalker fanart#ahsoka tano#ahsoka tano fanart
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I will die on the hill that to understand Anidala you have to accept that Padme saw the red flags clear as day and went for it anyway. Why? Because Anakin was honest with her. Because Anakin, for all his idolising and putting her on a pedestal, still saw and treated her as a human being, even argued against her at times without fear or without hiding behind clever words. Because Anakin made her feel the youth that was taken from her at a young age. She was captured by the boyish charm and the awkwardness and the blunt honesty, and so when he came to her with a billion red flags, she went for it anyway. He was a breath of fresh air to her.
To understand Anidala you must understand they are 100% freak4freak. They are both children who grew up too fast and are now in a secret relationship giggling like teenagers in their twenties. This is vital to them. Padme is not a flawless character or an idea of perfection, on the contrary she is a very human character who was put in charge of her people at fourteen, something that had a lasting impact on her, and so she is choosing her childhood joy and a fairytale romance over the red flags her husband is waving. She is the OG ‘I can fix him’ mentality. No one is doing it like her.
‘The red flags are mass murder’ and the point still stands.
#Star Wars#Anidala#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#I can’t find my old long posts on this where I went more in depth which is a shame#either way I just hate the idea that its narratively bad for Padme to fall for Anakin#because people expect Padme to be perfect and reasonable#as if she isn’t a messy traumatised person herself#she’s just better at concealing that fact#couple’s counselling and facing parenthood together I think would have done wonders for them. unfortunately Palpatine
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Poppy playtime Pianosaurus is gonna start a band!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#dj music man#pianosaurus#ppt#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime#security breach#guys they are friends#they deserve to meet#they both got piano mouths#and just wanna jam out#they are perfect to be besties forever#THIS GOES OUT to the Pianosaurus enjoyers!!!#I actually didn’t know I was gonna draw them again so soon#but I thought of this combo and knew I had to do it
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What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"
#me: i love wild violets they're such a joy to see#google: here's a million articles about how to kill them because they're ruining people's perfect wasteland yards
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