#( thread: beelzebub. );;

[qveenofgluttony]

Instead of Beelza, the queen herself takes the stage.

"I have been informed that the killer has unfortunately...escaped. I apologize for the chaos that has ensued here, and it it because of this that I decided that it would be best to cut the ball short this year and for everyone to return to their homes.

Party's over."

[grimgrinnrs]

@the-smallest-star (x)

" I'm quite good at reading people. " Hence why he approached the other so suddenly. He could realize that he was staring at Lucifer. Something of curiosity as is. But then he saw the way that the hellhound was staring, and it intrigued him even further.

" But perhaps you and I can find some common ground on things. After all, it is my first time at such a social gathering as well! I'll go first, what brings you here? "

[girlinthetardis04]

Me, on my way to create Dark Paradise: "aight, bet"

[pumpkinhcad]

👫 - if it it's too early I understand!

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS (ALWAYS ACCEPTING).

Ryuji and Pump have this running gag going on where they keep catching each other skipping. Somehow, by pure chance, and probably for similar reasons, they will appear in the same place at the same time and, well, "get caught red-handed" by the other. And the exchange that follows always goes the same way too: " I'm skipping? YOU are skipping! " And no, Ryuji has never successfully convinced Pump of going back to school. He tries to, or at least would like to, be a good influence around this kid but, well, he is just as guilty of having some "troublemaker" tendencies due to the status given to him.

Even when Ryuji does NOT skip school and hangs out with the other Phantom Thieves, sometimes he will have the misfortune of being the one guy that spots Pump having broken into the school grounds (he still wants to know what these teenagers do at school all day after all). Some other times, Ryuji will only find out because, legit, one of his friends mentioned "swearing they had spotted a Jack-o'-Lantern somewhere at school that morning" (which should not be possible but, whatever). Every time he will get nervous, excuse himself, and make a run for that kid because he should not be there!! Breaking into a school you are not enrolled in is bad!!

More than one person has assumed that Pump is one of Ryuji's younger relatives, and the latter does not have the heart to tell them otherwise because... well, he is just that good around kids, for some reason. He does not find Pump, or other children his age, annoying (unlike other teenagers, or even adults, would), and so they tend to gravitate towards him. It's mainly Pump, but wherever Pump goes Skid usually also goes so. It has gotten to the point that at least one girl has told Ryuji that he has "big brother charisma" and he has that kind of popularity now.

He SWEARS to God that he has seen Pump in a Palace one time, and is afraid to find out if it was really him or just a stray Jack-o'-Lantern. It is really that difficult to tell the difference between the kid and the demon sometimes because both really like their fire. It is also very likely that Pump has shown Ryuji some of the many unspeakable things you can do with only one lighter, which does not help clear up the Jack Bros. look-a-like allegations. It really had gotten that bad. Poor Skull cannot see a lone Jack-o'-lantern without having a bad feeling anymore.

[sirenum]

Despite the events that had unfolded considering her date and his behaviour . She was thankful for those she got to met and spend time with .

She sincerely enjoyed their company and felt less alone when with them. She intends to make her standing clear that she'd love to spend more time to know them. After all , they felt like more of dates than her actual one.

She is already planning on making them flowers as a thank you and maybe some delicacies or dinner!

Muses mentioned:

Alastor - @alteregozowie ( contents to be delivered soon: a Boquet of roses and some hand picked treats from her favorite Cafe + her number so they can have tea together )

Sef - @the-al-pals ( Contents to be given: A single rare flower known as "Queen of the night) to express her gratitude towards him and in hopes of friendship. Followed by a hand stitched bow tie && jacket, along with her number and a card asking for a friendly cafe friend date along with a bottle of wine )

Vox - @grimgrinnrs ( Contents to be given : Her number and one of her flowers , followed by her address so they can learn more of each other ! Along with a kiss stained note saying thank you )

(Plotted idea too) Sterl - @snapshotxsinners ( a tray of sweets (foreshadowing) , a proper introduction )( && for Roi : her number , her mask/ helmet, along with her address and her shop keys ! He's welcomed always)

Date mentioned :

Satan - @justiceiswrath (( she is unsure if she wants to give him anything)

[hazbinbargainbin]

Between murder and scandals and everything else under the false suns, It's no wonder she's called an early wrap on things. It's a shame...he was starting to loosen up a little before /someone/ forgot to how to shut his mouth. Ah well. Can always try again next year.

For now, Satan's going to be staying in Gluttony for a bit. Help the B's out with whatever they need for the time being.

@qveenofgluttony

[passionlead]

The noise of the fighting stopped, and it now sounded like people were leaving. Not the end to the ball anyone had probably expected or wanted. Getting to her feet, wincing while putting pressure on the that had gotten cut by Satan knows what during that fight.

The cut would heal, she knew that, but it didn't feel great. Part of her wanted to ask if she could stay the night, but both Beelzebub and her daughter probably had more important stuff to deal with right now. Fuck she wished Mammon was here...

Limping her way to the now partly destroyed ballroom, pulling out her phone, wondering who to call now.

[lcftcult]

~ @qveenofgluttony

"Wow.. a-an actual invitation." Softly stammers the sinner, taking it into her hands. Black Star was very much flattered. Now would be her chance to attend this super formal event! She just needed to find a nice outfit for the big day. "Th-Thank you!"

@qveenofgluttony

[yolomoncompany]

I feel like a little kid asking “why” nonstop.

But why? Why is Oga considered evil when he’s a very loving parent and goes out of his way to help the people he cares about?

Why did two out of three Furuichi’s refuse to return? “Well you know… I just don’t like this.” But WHY???!!????

[xamassed]

⟬ @gamenu / starter call ⟭

"What do you usually do around this time?" They were both comfortable on the sofa, a holiday-themed cooking competition playing on the television. "I know the Human Realm is pretty big, and there's loads of different traditions."

[qveenofgluttony]

"Heads up, everyone! You're still free to keep on dancing but in the next half hour, our very own Verosika Mayday will be performing for us!"

[grimgrinnrs]

@qveenofgluttony (x)

He is absolutely taking the offered Beelzejuice. He hasn't had some of this in ages either! Hard to come by in Pride. Also keeps forgetting to send his staff out to get some as well. Regardless, good to be talking to her after so long. " You kidding me? Of course I'm having a good time! God, missed coming to one of these! Gonna try and make it a habit to come to these more often now! "

" Now, serious question, you sure I can't have a moment alone with your mom? Been fucking forever since I've seen here too, and I'd like to just thank her for helping put this all together too. I promise to not out her disguise either. "

[helllords]

@mxldito / continued.

Now this gets her to halt in her movements and speech, blond eyebrows drawn together in confusion and index finger pressed against her lips, clearly thrown off-guard by the obviousness in which their reply is coated. She clearly remembers the torn bodies, the blood flowing freely as it had escaped the confines of human veins. " Then who did I feast with back in 1460... ", a mumble, meant for herself but clearly not caring if they heard it as well. But her attention is a fleeting bird and soon stolen away by the continuation of their conversation. " Oh, smash! I'm sure he'd be still a delicious delight nowadays! "

[fizzarollitm]

❝ hey, hey party guy ! you comin' to light the place up or just chill ? ❞ bee conjures a fizzing, honey colored drink whose bubbles pop like candy at the surface. ❝ mic is yours if you want it. ❞ @madefate

" As long as it's free for all on roasting the drunk fucks, absolutely. " He had a sweet buzz in his blood and while it was different vibe from Ozzie's, he wasn't immune to Bee's influence pushing him to take everything given to him.

He dunk himself in the honeyed water one last time before getting out to take the microphone from her. " How about you and 'Tex ? Any juicy details there for my set ? "

[soulsxng]

Pythius, any plans to let Deianeira off you?

@arcxnumvitae (mentions @thewolfisawake's muse!) | Relationships | Accepting!

"No, I don't have any plans to let anyone kill me any time soon. Ask me again in another few centuries, and we'll see if anything has changed, yeah? Anyway, the fact that she was so quick to say she wanted to spill my blood was fun. Refreshing. A lot of people are usually too afraid of me to want to fight me for the hell of it, after all, let alone tease about it. Being that she is one of Hell's Sins, however, I expected that she'd be different than the demons I usually see from day to day...and she is. Like Soon-hee and Arya...and the rest of the Sins, for that matter, Deianeira is a pretty easy person to be around, so I'll spend time with her when she's up for it. Simple as that."

"I'd be happy to let her try on my life some other time, with that being said. Blood and sex tend to be equally good ways to get to know someone without getting too deep, yeah? So why not?"

[frogeyedape]

I ran out of tags XD Good Omens Spoilers Beware! (time for dinner now)

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

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