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[kingsillysmilez]

Chatter in Kalos ! [ right character is @ashymations ! ]

[dbzsenpai]

contributing to db ship week over on twitter!! 🥹💖 today’s prompt was “hugs” 🥰

[14dayswithyou]

i felt bad right after thinking about it but sorry renren, you give more cute boyfriend vibes rather than hubby vibes. >.>) idk if I could see myself marrying you ahaha;;;

"I-It's okay Angel, you can just wear a blindfold on our wedding day!" Ren laughs, before his toothy grin immediately drops and his face twists into a sour expression. "Wait. Does... Does anyone else give you hubby vibes?!"

The original version (because I read that as redacted rather than renren jgsjd):

"...Just a boyfriend, huh?" They take a slow, deliberate step closer — mindful of your personal space, yet impossible for you to ignore him. "'M havin' a hard time making out the difference between the two. Mind showing me a few examples?"

[moochiiari]

Pretty boy is back

[sparklingpax]

stares at u with my moe ginrai eyes

[emocafe247]

Explanation for the English speakers: it's a popular Polish meme format. It's a Facebook status update saying "In a relationship with ...", the dialogue goes: Person 1: wtf? Person 2: sorry, I clicked something and don't know what's this

ks is an abbreviation of "ksiądz", a priest in Polish, it's used before the priest's name, like mr or mrs

[therewillbenoromance]

mood

[ap-kinda-lit]

Spopovich will forever be on my shit list

[teplejtrouba]

štěpánka snížková

to je vše. to je celý příspěvek.

[baxterstockmanisthecenterfold]

Thoughts on. 1987 Baxter fly and his computer husband please I miss them so bad

Also HIII HIIIII I HAVENT BEEN BAXTERPOSTING AS MUCH OF LATE HOPE YOUVE BEEN DOIN WELL HELLOOOO

Mostly explained here & a few other posts but THEY ARE MY BABIES!

87 Baxter will forever have a special place in my heart. I genuinely don't give a fuck that he started the trend of Baxter being a foot clan slave OR that he's white. He was a innocent man that was did dirty by life & those asshole turtles & overall too good for this world! The same can be said for Z's misguided lonely ass. A true ride or die if I've ever seen one. The only person to really have and love Baxter in his darkest time. I love & need both of them to be happy I can't!

[mattsundaes]

Not a question bc I'm still out but!!! Cheesybf just reminded me of last week when I woke (him) up laughing in the middle of the night because I had a dream that u and I were at a local pub quiz and our team name was DeezyNutz and we were playing against levi, kuroo, the mayor from Powerpuff girls, and the dude from Naruto who reads porn all the time (I have not watched naruto). I was getting in kuroo's face bc of trash talk and you and kita-non were subtly egging me on. Cate was trying to calm me down. Fuji was talking to Chester the cheeto dude by the bar? Idk what was going on really but I DID have the forethought to tell my partner so he could remind me bc clearly I forgot.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA. shout out to cheesybf, unofficial scribe. one of the gals. i send him my utmost thanks and deepest regards for preserving this incredible tidbit from your sleepy brain.

the most chaotic, badly drawn cartoon of this is playing out in my head right now, and i'm literally losing my mind. i love your galaxy brain so many, so much. i hope we won by a million points (what was the grand prize????) i'm not even going to question why the powerpuff girls mayor and chester the cheeto gentleman were there!!!

side note: i haven't watched naruto but i was like "oh porn man is that sexy kakashi guy right"

and this. THIS is what i proceeded to google. to fact check myself. this is what i typed into the search bar and hit enter without a second thought. without even questioning what i was doing.

also cc @alicesfracturedmirror @mangostarjam @amuus-bouche <3

[14dayswithyou]

thigh riding Moth- I mean thigh riding moth i mean- thigh riding moth i mean-

ill go ahead and see myself out 🫡

✦゜ANSWERED: heh heh horf >:3 NSFW under the cut!!

"You make the cutest sounds." Their breath is hot against your ear as one of Moth's hands rests against your hip to guide your movements. "I could listen to you aaaall day."

Their words do little to soothe the ache slowly building up inside you — unlike the pleasure you got from grinding yourself against the material of their jeans. But just when it starts to feel good, Moth tauntingly pulls away with a teasing grin on their face.

"What do you need?" As if wanting to feel more of you, Moth pulls you closer to their chest and rests their forehead on your shoulder. "Less touching? More friction?"

A breathy 'please' leaves your lips as you shamelessly grind against your partner's thigh, though they make no attempt to help soothe your ache. Instead, Moth peers up at you with a soft smile and a glint in their eyes.

"Actually... I dunno, love bug. You did interrupt my plans for the evening with your neediness..." Despite their bluff, Moth's tone showed no signs of malice or disappointment. You knew they were only teasing — and had you not been so preoccupied with chasing that high yourself — you surely would've quipped back with a bratty retort of your own.

But alas, you could do little but be at the mercy of Moth's guiding touch as they lean back in their gamer chair to watch you come undone.

"I mean, I was looking forward to reading more about Navier and Heinley tonight... Buuuut someone decided to crawl into my lap and turn my phone off instead." One of Moth's hands glides along your backside in a soothing manner before they finally angle their knee upwards to give you more surface to rut against. "How could I say no to something so tempting?"

Moth's other hand slides up and down your bare thigh as their soft lips brush against the shell of your ear, sending a chill down your spine. Their hand slowly inches closer and closer to the place you needed the most before—

"How about we make a deal, then? If you can keep still until I finish this chapter, then I'll let you cum on my fingers instead."

[thesafecafe]

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEE, WHAT'D I DO TO DESERVE THISSSSSS! IT'S NOT FAIR, THIS IS TORTURE! AND ACROSS PLATFORMS TOO!! I'M BEING BULLIED RN! I AM A VICTIM!!

[jazzystudios82]

Bride of the Destroyer - Book One: His Lovely Rose

Pairing: Beerus x Brier (Original Female Character)

Fandom: Dragon Ball

Warnings: Violence, Swearing, Innuendos, Blood, and Potential Gore

Summary:

A goddess named Brier lives a wild life due to her marriage to God of Destruction, Beerus. Especially after a certain prophecy that leads them to a little planet called Earth, where they meet Son Goku and his friends.

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Table of Contents

Ch. 1: The Destroyer Awakens Ch. 2: Beerus's Vision

Ch. 3: A Super Saiyan God? Ch. 4: Son Goku

Ch. 5: Crashing Bulma's Birthday Party Ch. 6: A Good Time

Ch. 7: Takoyaki and Entertainment Ch. 8: The Confrontation

Ch. 9: Rock, Paper, Scissors Ch. 10: Shenron Appears

Ch. 11: A Super Saiyan God is Born! Ch. 12: Battle's End

Ch. 13: Vegeta's New Teacher Ch. 14: Goku's Plea

Ch. 15: Beerus's Planet Ch. 16: The Tyrant Returns

Ch. 17: Earth in Peril Ch. 18: Mint Tea and Macarons

Ch. 19: A Distress Call Ch. 20: A Surprise

Ch. 21: Super Saiyan Blue and Golden Frieza

Ch. 22: Goku Injured?! Ch. 23: Frieza Beaten

Prologue

A long time ago on a planet far from the Earth, there was a lively and prosperous kingdom that was ruled by a great ruler, a benevolent masked king named Arum. Despite having great power and the love of his people, Arum was terribly lonely and wished for a family of his own. Unfortunately, Arum didn't have a partner who he could do this with.   

However, Arum was fortunate to find a spell in his mystical grimoire, a book of magic and spells, and it gave him and his husband a solution to their problem.  

It was a process that involved Arum creating something called ‘Gaia Pods’, named after the mother goddess herself. They were a special plant-like bulb that allowed one to create their own offspring with a serum that was made with their blood.  

Not wasting time, Arum was quick to create a Gaia Pod, and after using a serum made of his own blood and beautiful roses, and after injecting it into the pod, Arum had to wait patiently for three weeks for the process to be completed.

When those three weeks passed, Arum was informed by his most loyal and trusted butler that the Gaia Pod that was planted was opening, much like a flower blossoming on the first day of spring.  

After rushing to the exquisite garden, the king was shocked to see a beautiful baby girl sitting in the pod, crying tears of gold. From that day forward, Arum raised the girl and made her their heir. Upon reaching adulthood, the girl, named Brier, would go on to have a beautifully crazy and eventful life as the wife of the God of Destruction of Universe #7, Lord Beerus.

And this is how it all unfolded. 

AN: Thank you to those who took the time to read this, it really means a lot to me! I hope you have a wonderful day!

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[pinkcasket]

Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5 wallpaper templates, since this phone apparently has an insane aspect ratio (9:22) and I couldn't find a decent template. transparent png + solid white.

top is lockscreen, bottom is cover screen. do whatever you want with these idc

[7roaches]

another beautiful day in the utmv fandom where i remember tons of you r downright horrific ppl who need to be idk shot for public safety or sumn 3__^