#(...i dont like patrollers XDD)

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@kniiightt inquired: "That thing doesn't look like it will help us out!" For Emily

⁕| Resident Evil |⁕

It was ill-advised for multiple Survivors to be decoding at one cipher machine, but with only a few ciphers left until they could escape, it wasn't too much of a sacrifice to work in such close proximity. This match was an easy one; the Hunter didn't seem to be very focused this time around. So, the Survivors were attempting to cipher rush.

Emily had told Richard to expect the Mechanic's robot to help them decode. So when he first mentioned seeing something approach, Emily didn't think too much of it. She just assumed the robot was finally here to help. However, at the Knight's second statement, she glanced back to see what was there.

Oh, for the love of...

" Patroller!! " Emily quickly dashed away from the cipher machine, hoping to avoid getting attacked by the tedious little thing. Of all the skills Hunters had, this one had to be the most annoying...

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Regina im so embarresed to ask this bc i know you hate this show but

We got Dutchotrux, we got Dutchwheels, can we ever get Mighty DutchWheelies from you? Machtige Monsterwielen...?

Coming from a fellow Emmanuel Ohene Boafo supporter XDD

....... because its you.

You capricorns are determined folk ngl

We Aries are loyal, and i love Emmanuel Ohene Buafo too, so i mean, why not

I introduce you to even more dutch autism, Nederlandse Machtige Monsterwielen. Its not much bc i dont have access to the Dutch version anymore cuz lil shit called netflix logged me out and this was the only dutch monsterwheelies stuff i had stored on my tablet that i recorded while sitting trough this show with my car obsessed niece

Emmanuel doet het geweldig xxx

I don't know the name of Axyls Dutch dubber but she sounds amazing... i love Dutch dubs lol

I love how Emmanuel is Bolts lmao. In the Enhlish version he sounds like a nice policeman that gives candy to little kids while on patrol, and in Dutch hes a straight up gangster

I love that and Emmanuel kills it. If i'll see the dutch version of season 2 Emmanuel BETTER be back otherwise im just not watching. He is the only Dutch Bolts ever.

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Thanks for answering my question about asks and requests (: you are very kind

As an ask then how do you think the Weasels will be when drunk? I don't think they are all so inclined to drink, Stu for example seems too childlike for it, but it's a fun scenario to imagine 🍷

Of course!! ^^ Sorry it took me a moment to respond to this one, work is exhausting 😅

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Toon Patrol x Drinking

Greasy: Greasy values his wit and self control (... when it doesn't involve pretty women I mean) too much to partake. Even if everyone else is drinking and acting like drongos around him he'll be sharp as a knife.

Psycho: L o v e s to try a new drink XD According to him they're like little gas leaks in his mouth and chest and he loves the horrible feeling! XD Generally Psy wont get d r u n k, cuz he only tries a few sips each time, but if Stu is on a roll with making them then Psycho w i l l end up pissed and thats not good for anyone 😅 If you thought e was feral before- you haven't seen him on all fours moving at Top Speed.

I raise you (or anyone else who may feel compelled to respond XD ) another thought: Psycho and energy drinks XD

Smartass: Honestly I cant really see Smartass drinking that much 🤔 if ever 🤔 I feel like people will disagree with me but... eh. Maybe sometimes he'll have something? If he's REALLY stressed and annoyed?? XD

Stupid: I actually think Stupid w o u l d be a drinker!! XD I dunno, to each their own of course!! ^^💛💛💛 I just don't really think of Stupid as childlike. I think of him as d u m b, of course, really really dumb, but not childlike. I think he'd be the one experimenting with mixes and different cocktails?? XD Just imagining Stu in the kitchen shaking up a drink and offering a taste to Psy and Wheezy XD And Stu taking on the group therapist mantel when he's got that shaker in his ands, like *hands Wheezy a pink drink like a flower* duhh are you okay?? do ya wanna talk about it?? And Smartass automatically handing the drink menu over to him (Which Stu immediately ours through, like 'ooh!') if they go out XD Stu is a big boy, too, so its hard for him to get truly h a m m e r e d, but he can get there XDD Luckily, he's a nice drunk! XD

Wheezy: Wheezy can f o r s u r e hold his booze the best XD It takes a lot to get him drunk (even tipsy). If he drinks, it doesn't really take away any of his inhibitions; its just to loosen up. He's definitely one to go for a few drinks at the end of the week (He needs it after working with these freaks XD)... but its usually interrupted with a. Greasy being there and hitting on someone and him having to bail Greasy's horny green ass outta trouble (Unless he just ignores it, which is more common. But even then Greasy will d r a g him into it XD *Greasy getting dragged from the pub* el fumador help meeee! i'm being falsely accused!! Wh- dont ignore me!- hey! you with the body odor!!- fucks sake.), b. Smartass drags them back to work. In either case, he is sure to down s o m e t h i n g before he's gotta get up off the bar stool he feels he belongs on.

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Summary // Is this really a hangout or a date between Ellie and Dina? and you were just a thirdwheel.

renew version of my old work: 3rd wheel (cringey old work lol)

warnings: swearing

It was after patrol when the red head came over to you and asked if you would like to hangout this afternoon and you as a "secretly inlove with my friend" friend agreed to go as to wanting to see her more, what you didn't know is that her bringing Dina along.

No, things were fine with Dina. She is a lovely extroverted friend. What's not fine is this afternoon with them.

Here you were, looking at the two girls flirting here and there. Linking arms like they didn't notice there's someone with them. Holding hands like a sweet couple and saying sweet nothing to each other.

"Oh for fuck sake, Ellie! I was basically a third whee!" You looked at Ellie in frustration. She was manspreading in her couch, hands toying with the necklace you gave her. "Looks like someone's jealous" she chuckles, smirking as she mocks you.

Oh that fucking smirk.

"No! It's disgusting" You scrunched your face as you sat down beside her. She just laughed it off, "Me and Dina are just friends." You look at her in confusion, "Friends don't flirt, El."

"I swear there's nothing between me and her!" She defends. Fine. "Whatever." You rolled your eyes. "Did you just- did you just rolled your eyes at me?"

Her hand gently tilt your chin for you to look at her, "Hey, I only want you.." She whispers, looking down as of her being nervous. Then her eyes look back up, that perfect forest orb finally looking at you from somewhat a long afternoon without eye contact. You hesitate, "Are you serious?"

Ellie longed to be with you, to be your girl. She always wonder what it feels like to kiss your lips, to lay in her bed with you, not just as a friend but as her girlfriend. Ellie longed to make you feel love.

As the silence tensed, Ellie took the opportunity to ask you. "Can I kiss you?.." With eyes full of hope. "Say something.." She plays with her fingers. Without a single word back, you close the gap between the two of you, kissing her as you felt the same longing.

Her lips were chapped yet still so soft. Full of words to tell you how much she loves you, You felt the world stopped as you both kissed. "Wow.." You whispered as you both pull away for air. "Yeah.." She smiled. "Y/N, do you want to be my girlfriend?" She asked, eyes full of hope for the second time.

"Yes, I do El."

A/N: OMG HII !! IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I TOUCHED THIS WORK LMAO. I MISS U GUYS! THIS IS A RENEW VERSION OF "3RD WHEEL" SINCE I THINK THE OLD VERSION IS MEH. ANYWAY, I AM BACK! AND I WILL BE WRITING MORE IG XDD. ALSO EXPECT MORE "RENEW VERSIONS" OF MY OLD WORKS SINCE I DONT LIKE IT. HAVE A GOOD DAY :))

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NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE WEASELS' FAMILIES!! I must know.

What was Smartass' and Stupid's mum's reaction to knowing she's a grandma in the Smartass' Daughter AU?? And also! Does Wheezy's family know about little Y/N too? I doubt Wheezy would go blabbing about his boss' family life to his own mom, but I still had to ask just in case XD

Ahhh! Well Smartass' mother was just starting to warm up to the idea of possibly... reaching out to her son, if he made it easy for her (Which he wouldn't), so when she found out that theirs a granddaughter in the picture now she completely backtracked in her development 😅😅 Like- what!? A child?? Another one??? Nope, back to the hole.

I'm imagining Greasy telling her. I dont know whether he would actually go out of his way to go down to her seedy bar and 'let it slip' or just accidentally run into her and get the vibes off her that she's about to try and ruin what he's got- but he would know that she would react this way to the news and he doesn't want any chaotic outside factor coming in and confusing things for him. He finally has a set up he's happy with (actually happy), and he selfishly would not want that to change at all. The baby was change enough.

Smartass and Stupid's shared mum as well as Wheezy's mum are both like-

Smartass and Stupids Mum/Wheezy's Mum: *Calls Toon Patrol House*

Phone: *Picked up*

Smartass and Stupids Mum/Wheezy's mum: Oh hello darling!! How are you??

Smartass, Stupid or Wheezy: Mum? Oh I'm fine, how are-

Smartass and Stupids Mum/Wheezy's mum: Oh, honey. No, I didn't call for you. Where's my baby?

Smartass, Stupid or Wheezy: ... =_=

Smartass, Stupid or Wheezy: She's out now with Greasy and Psycho, mum, but I can talk if you want?

Smartass and Stupid's Mum/Wheezy's Mum: ... *sigh* ah, fine. What's new with you?

XDDD Very excited about having a new itty bitty one around, haha. Smartass' daughter is their new favourite and it shows.

As for the rest of Wheezy's family- yes, as you may have already gathered, they know about Smartass' daughter ^^ Why? His cousins. That's all. You get it XD

Wheezy's Dad takes the role of uncle pretty neatly like his son, though he doesn't get as attached as everyone else. He's the only one with any rational, and knows the child is jot his- or is even related to him?? So he probably shouldnt insert himself??? XDD But he always does have a piece of candy for her.

Wheezy's cousins, the grave digging weasels, pretty much become older brother-types to little Y/N 😅 It starts out just so they can annoy Wheezy (You know, by inserting themselves into his home life and also by teaching Y/N things that annoy him) but they do become fond of her ^^ They will be huge pains when Y/N gets to her teen years XD Smartass is gonna need to invest in a hardy plunger.

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Disney Villains Only being able to Speak their First Language to Eachother

Hey fellow Hetalians (No such thing as an ex-Hetalian, y'all know that), remember that post about all the characters only being able to speak their countries official languages for a day?? And the chaos that would've ensued?? This is inspired by that post XD

Imagine the Disney Villains getting hexed by like, Mama Odie or Merryweather or Merlin or someone, so they can all only speak and understand their first language for a month.

Yes. A whole month.

The Toon Patrol are seriously struggling because Greasy keeps talking really fast Spanish at them but the rest have no idea what he's saying. Eventually Smartass decides to lock him in a separate room until this can be figured out and you can just hear banging and vague Spanish coming out the crack.

Ernesto is trying to figure out what some of the English speakers are saying because every 11th word is kinda familiar and they speak slow (Especially the rotund, yodelling fellow) but he keeps getting distracted by this faint Spanish yelling coming from another room.

Hades and Jafar stand off to the side near a wall just watching all the mess. They cant understand each other of course but no one else can understand them either so there's really nothing else to do. Hades will occasionally point something out, like Gaston leaning his sweaty arm on Frollo's shoulder and Frollo struggling to not buckle under the weight, and they'll chuckle. (Yes, laughter. The universal language XD)

Speaking of the French speakers-- they're suffering. Frollo hates his fellow French speakers for all being such sinners, Lady Tremaine hates the others because they're idiots or they have too much attitude towards her (*Cough* mal), Maleficent looks down on them all because they're all magic-less plebs, Edgar hates them because they all have money, and Gaston keeps talking about himself and someone is going to hit him. But they all try to keep it together, keep it classy, though most of them have elected to just not talk except for Gaston.

The oddest pairing is probably Hans and Ursula. She speaks Danish, or a dialect similar to it, and he is either Norwegian or Icelandic. If he's Norwegian, they're trying to figure out what the other is saying. Its mostly Ursula flirting with him and him carefully deciphering her words... and then facepalming. ikke til å tro (Unbelievable). But she keeps making like she has something important to tell him, like how to fix this huge predicament, and he keeps falling for it XD

Hilda and Mother Gothel speak German together and basically check out of this mess- like, do they want to understand what insanity Gaston and Jafar are saying again?? Or Frollo?? Haha, No...

Scroop speaks a harsh alien dialect and Silver's just standing next to him like yeah, yeah... you know i dont understand a word you're saying? *... realises scroop cant understand him either and sighs* Ahhh... *Rubs the bridge of his nose*

Rourke approaches the Horned King, curious why he's just standing there doing nothing and gets a string of growly Welsh and promptly... leaves... Like nope. Not today. That crap sounded like an ancient curse and that is not on todays schedule, thanks.

Clayton claims to have visited half these countries (Truth) and could figure out what many of the other villains are saying if he wanted (Exaggeration) so Cruella's like okay great... go and Captain Hook's like that's marvelous! go ahead then my good fellow!. He goes up to Shan Yu and immediately fails.

Shan Yu is usually pretty quiet around the other villains, so him standing there unreadable though faintly amused by them all is... not out of the ordinary XDD

If you have more to add, please feel free! XD

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love Love LOVEEEE ur work btw. on both horror house and the Toon patrol. but for horror house I have a scenario.

say y/n and jason are dating right, and freddy is always third-wheeling. how would the horror house react to this, and what do they tell y/n and jason to do to him?

Thank youuuu! Seeing this just after getting off work was so lovely ^^

And- oh boy XDD Christ alive Freddy go find your own lovelife. Let Jason be happy.

Here's how I think everyone else responds to being asked for Advice about this Pesky Issue-

Billy Loomis: "Freddy Vs Jason 2; The Date Night. Nice. Call me when it happens again."

Bubba Sawyer: *Whines and shrugs, like ... oh that sucks.* // Sorry, if you thought Bubba was gonna be helpful XD 😅 One thing he learnt growing up with his brothers is to

Stay - the heck - out of shit.

Carrie White: "He does that??... I'm sorry, that's terrible- Jason!?? Put me down!! 😨 It doesn't work like that!! 😰😰 " // For context- Jason picked her up and 'aimed' her at Freddy like some kind of telekinetic weapon 😅

Chucky: ... *starts giggling* "hehehe- oh, that's hilarious. HEY! Freddy! You really do that??? You're a fucken dick!... for not inviting me! Count me in for next time!... hahaha... *Turns back to you. Acts surprised* -Oh, you thought coming to me was a good idea?? Well we all make mistakes."

Jennifer Check: *Sighhhhhh* "I hate to say this but you brought this on yourself Y/N- I told you not to get with any of these fucken low budget losers. Now the only way to fix this is to dump Jason. Freddy's got some kinda territorial bi-erotic claim over the big guy."

Jerry Dandridge: "Sweetheart this would not be problem if you were with me. But... hm, I recommend... ghost peppers, perhaps. Or carolina reapers. If he can handle his spice, you can... *shrug* I dont know, put it somewhere else?... " *Gestures meaningfully to his eyes*

Michael Myers: In general Michael is pretty unhelpful. But... this time he did lean over and flick a salt shaker down. And I think that's pretty indicative of what he thinks Jason should do about Freddy XD Or even you. Just let him hear it XD

Pamela Voorhees: *Sharpening a cleaver, smiling* "Oh don't worry dear's, I'll handle this little problem... "

Patrick Bateman: "Why don't you just tie him up for the duration of your date?" // He immediately left and ignored everyone for hours after that, but for that moment- he was very helpful! ^^ It took him against his will, I promise. You didn't even directly ask him, he just overheard you talking to Michael and it came tumbling out-

Pennywise: "Ooooooh, yes, tie him up!! Tie him up like a hog and give him to me!! Hehehe... Hahaha... HAHAHA- " // *There's suddenly a BANG and you notice a Freddy-Shaped hole in the wall.*

Stu Macher: "... wait. Why do you need him to leave? Huh?? *Looking suggestively at them* Hmmm, you wanna get- *Sticks out tongue against his chin* nasty??"

Tiffany Valentine: "He did the same thing to Chucky and I for a while! Sweetheart, I'll just give you this one hint, because how I got rid of him really wasnt lady like and I shouldn't say it outloud. Ehem... Pli-ers. Huge ones."

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Ok yet ANOTHER ask about the weasels if they were more like their real-life counterparts (don't worry. I'm planning on sending an ask for Ursula and octopus facts too).

- Weasels, especially the Least Weasel, have the strongest bites compared to their size ounce for ounce in the animal kingdom.

And just so you know, weasels don't even have pounds in weight. They are ounces (if I'm correct). So that makes their bite force even more jaw-dropping than it already was.

Researchers believe this might be because a weasel's prey is much bigger than it; the bigger the prey an animal has, the stronger bite force it develops to take it down.

Imagine if the Toon Patrol had that bite force. And since they are way bigger than a real weasel, their bite force could wind up being HIGHER than that to match with their added size and weight.

(If you have a biting kink, better hope they know how to control themselves. I'm sorry)

- not really a fact, but a rumor related to weasels.

How do you think they'd respond to this rumor? Something tells me Psycho would take this as a challenge rather than debunk the rumor.

And finally, more like an imagine. Although weasels do take over other animals' homes, they can make their own dens. And if I'm correct, that behavior is more prominent during mating season. Can you imagine if the (toon) weasels tried to tell you they were interested in you by making you a den? Like with blankets and pillows or whatever else they can find around the house?

You: If you have a biting kink, better hope they know how to control themselves. I'm sorry

... they DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THEMSELVES!! IT IS WELL DOCUMENTED. One of them cant keep his mitts to himself, another one cant keep cigarettes outta his mouth, one of them is actually insane, and 4 out of 5 of these mongrels were warned they would die laughing and STILL DID IT. WE ARE GONNA DIE AND THEY ARE GONNA DRINK OUR BLOOD APPARENTLY 😂😂😂😂

... okay. I'm calm XD I'm fine. Moving on-

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Hmmm, how they respond to that rumour... XD

Smartass: 'Its true.' (Just wants to scare people and make them leave him alone XDD

Greasy: 'Si, it is- wait wait wait, hermosa, dont walk away!! I lied!! Come backkkk!' (Wants to scare people also... but not pretty ladies 😅)

Wheezy: '... You wanna find out? Yer gonna, if y'dont let me smoke in peace.' (He is not interested in rumours.)

Psycho: 'Oooh, lets see!! Show me your neck- ' (Run) (I think you're absolutely right XDD)

Stupid: 'Uhhhh... pooossibly... ' (He has seen pictures in Greasy's room that do suggest that he is interested in sucking someone sneck... though he has not experienced the urge himself 😂😂)

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Hmm... You have to pick between the NATM gang, or the Bad Guys gang. Which do you pick?

MAN.

You always send in the hardest ones XDD You're so good at this.

Okay, okay, so... I have loved the NATM2 Rogues for so long, so I feel like I should be loyal but... the Bad Guys have created so much inspiration for me... And Snake is my husband... so...

Can I swap Al out and put Snake into the NATM gang...? I dont think he would mind??? XDD

UuhhHHHHhhhhhhhhh... only way you could make this harder is if you added the Toon Patrol too...

I'm gonna go with the NATM gang XDD I love them so much.