#(bc. i'm the third. 😌)

[frankensteined]

POLY HAPPILY EVER AFTER I KEEP WINNING

[bubaboos]

graduated from seventeen's don't lie school😌

[whatsverstappeningnow]

it's a pas de deux

carlos sainz x ballerina!reader

★ smau ★ after the drivers attend a ballet performance as part of their Imola GP media duties, Carlos finds himself falling for the star ballerina.

yourusername

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stressed about nothing in particular

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liv.in.motion pls save the panic spiral for after curtain call, thanks. 😀✌️

-> yourusername if i faint mid-grand jeté just roll me off stage please

-> liv.in.motion i'll just step over you, don't worry!!!

-> yourusername i love having supportive friends!!! (jk, love you)

-> liv.in.motion 💋 (love you too)

balletfantatic everyone watching tomorrow should be honoured to see you move tbh.

user32 jealous of everyone who gets to watch you dance live 😭 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

rachel.yes who gets stressed when they look this flawless practicing??

-> yourusername you guys are so sweet <3

bestieuser stop acting like u aren't gonna slay tomorrow night pls

-> yourusername LET ME BE STRESSED ABOUT THEM WATCHING

-> bestieuser at least if you wipeout onstage there will be plenty of people who can drive you to the hospital!

-> piston-cup wait... who's 'them'...

->yourusername ...i fear we have already said too much

noa.dances nothing like crippling pre-show dread to say we’re back onstage 😌

f1updates

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Turns out the pre-race chaos won’t be confined to the track 👀 The drivers were spotted arriving at the historic Teatro Comunale di Imola earlier this evening to attend a ballet performance ahead of race weekend. No official reason for the visit has been given, but sources say they were personally invited by members of the company (and yes, they cleaned up very nicely for the occasion).

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speedyyeah nah bc i blinked and now they’re doing arts and culture?? is this some Italian FIA outreach program i’m not aware of

-> coolgirlhp HELPPPPP

f1fantatic i wasn't aware they knew what ballet was...

-> user1 someone please check if they clapped at the wrong time. i feel it in my soul.

-> user55 everyone is forgetting they are basically all super rich, this is very on brand i fear

speeddrive i swear my clothes were JUST on !!!

fanpage carlos looking extra fine? oh suddenly i believe in the importance of ballet.

user18 if this was PR it worked. i am fully invested. emotionally compromised. spiritually unwell.

simplylovelyyeah you’re telling me yourusername was stressed because Carlos Sainz was in the audience?? yeah I’d worry about passing out too

-> balletbabes suddenly the pre-show nerves are making a LOT more sense

yourusername has posted a story

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besiteuser EXCUSE ME. WHO GOT YOU THOSE. bc those were NOT from management and we both KNOW IT

-> yourusername so funny story !!! a certain guest at last night's show sent them to my dressing room... 😀

-> besiteuser UM. you told me you didn't get to speak to any of the drivers???

-> yourusername i didn't...

-> besiteuser GIRL THEY SAW YOU DANCE ONCE AND SENT YOU ROSES??? WHO TF SENDS ROSES TO PEOPLE THEY'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO????

-> yourusername carlos sainz apparently

-> besiteuser AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-> yourusername i'm glad we are both staying calm about this

yourusername has posted a close friends story

f1updates

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📸 BREAKING NEWS 📸 Carlos Sainz has been spotted tonight returning to historic Teatro Comunale di Imola. No other drivers were present. Fans at the ballet noted that he was seated in a private box and was carrying a boquet of roses. He was later spotted leaving via the dancers exit hand in hand with the companies lead dancer... has Carlos found love at the ballet?

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checkeredheart this is not and drill. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

gridgirlgossip am I delusional or is carlos leaning in for a kiss in the third photo

-> user5 WAIT I SEE IT TOO

user90 carlos sainz watching a 3 hour ballet twice in 48 hours just because the girl he likes is it it... girls if he wanted to HE WOULD

drivefaster omg guys. the flowers yourusername posted the other day must have been from carlos too... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER

user55 i don't know who i'm more jealous of

rachel.no seeing carlos in a suit twice in one week? oh we are being spoiled

->yourusername you're welcome!

-> rachel.no OMG HI??!?!?!?!?!

goingwild not yourusername basically IMMEDIATELY confirming this is all true 😭 ok we get it girl thats your man now

yourusername has posted a close friends story

carlos.sainz

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dressing (and undressing) for the theatre

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yourusername photo creds?

-> carlos.sainz photo 3 credits to yourusername

taglist: @verogonewild @piston-cup

credit for the pink bow dividers goes to @cursed-carmine

another short fluffy smau! i hope you enjoyed <3

[lemonlover1110]

Hello! I hope you are doing well 😌 you are my fav writer and I just wanted to to throw out this crazy brainrot request to u bc I am SICK over it

So Florence nightingale syndrome right? Toji is like a professional boxer or whatever something athletic bc he's a fucking beast and he gets hurt, like his leg or something, and you become his at home occupational therapist. So you're like taking care of him and he's getting feelings for you while also being a stubborn ass bc u push him constantly so he can get better. and he's super hesitant to accept his feelings bc he's a Playboy of course.

I'm just picturing this one scene where you're helping him up and he's leaning on you and he says something like "are you sure you can handle me princess?" Idk I'm insane I'm sorry 😭😭😭😭

Pairing: boxer!Toji Fushiguro x f!caregiver!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, frustrated Toji, Florence nightingale syndrome, Toji has an injured leg and is a little bitch for a bit

*This was so fun to work on and now I'm having thinking a little too hard about boxer toji (I'm ovulating) sofjsof enjoy!

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Toji never really thought he’d be dependent on someone, yet now he can’t even take a shower standing up. After an unlucky boxing match, Toji ended up in a cast and crutches. That’s what he gets for not listening to his son who told him it was around time to retire.

“I’m not a fucking skeleton, I’m good in my field. I can do this for a couple more years.” How he wishes he could swallow his fucking words. He thought that after getting the cast off he’d go back to normal, and he’d have no issue with mobility. He shouldn’t have an issue moving his fucking leg again, he’s been moving it for more than thirty years, why should three months of not moving it change much?

Apparently he can’t do anything, which is why he has someone with him all day every day, helping him so he can get better. Toji’s main issue? He gets frustrated when someone tries to help him. 

“Be careful, it’s hot.” You smile at him as you put his dinner in front of him. He has a scowl on his face as you set it down in front of him. He tried to help make dinner but he couldn’t stand for too long. He’s mad, but not at you. He could never be mad at you. 

Toji wasn’t necessarily fond of you when you started working with him; he hates being dependent on someone else, and he knew that he would have to depend on you for pretty much everything. You try to help him though, and he should be more appreciative of you because of it, but in reality he feels like a fucking baby. He’s grown to like you though… A little too much for his liking. 

You leave him to eat, going to wash the dishes since he can’t do the task yet. Perhaps his own bowl and spoon, but not everything that needs to be cleaned. You watch him from the counter, watching his refusal to pick up the spoon and eat the soup you made him. Earlier he was so prideful, telling you that he would help you every step of the way during dinner, and he couldn’t even finish one third of it. You were proud of him regardless.

“It’s really good, Toji! The potatoes you helped peel really added a touch to it.” You’ve gotten close enough to be on a first name basis. You see each other every day, you stay in the same house, of course you’re close enough to talk to each other so casually. It doesn’t mean you should though. You’ve always managed to keep a very professional relationship with patients, but there’s just something about him that makes it hard for you to be normal around him.

“Don’t talk to me like I’m a fucking kid.” He says, pushing the bowl of soup away. He’s not hungry anymore. Toji stands up, his hands holding on to the table to support himself before grabbing his crutches. 

“Toji, if you’re not eating it, can you try to bring it over to me, please?” You ask. You know the soup has cooled down, if he spills it, he’ll be fine.

“If you want it, pick it up yourself.” Toji is clearly mad. You don’t take it to heart though, because you know it’s with himself and not you. 

“How about we go to the park tomorrow? It’s supposed to be a nice day out.” You talk to Toji who tries to watch a documentary. He’s not all that interested in what he put on, caring more about what you have to say. He might not show it, and he tries to deny it, but he has the biggest soft spot for you. “We can also get some ice cream, if you’re in the mood!”

“Hey… I’m sorry about earlier. I was just—” It’s hard to get an apology out of him, but sometimes he knows he’s in the wrong and he feels the need to apologize. He doesn’t want you to be mad at him, even though you’re clearly not upset with him. You’re so understanding and patient with him, he feels like he doesn’t deserve that.

“You’re fine, Toji.” You reassure him with a smile, your hand going over his balled up fist. You feel your heart skip a beat as you touch him. You’ve crossed the line past a professional relationship, and you should set some boundaries within yourself– But his other hand goes on top of your own before he brings it up, softly kissing your knuckles. It’s hard to set boundaries when he feels the same way.

“I’m tired.” He tells you, and you stand up to help him get up. Toji usually denies your help, but this time, he has no problem accepting it. You just want the best for him, and there’s some things that he can’t do completely alone. He has to take baby steps. He’s using you for support, and he’s scared that he’s too heavy for you. He asks you, “Are you sure, princess? Can you handle me? I know I’m pretty big.”

“You’re fine. I can handle you.” You reassure him, and you begin to walk to his bedroom. His room was previously on the second floor, but ever since his injury, he’s moved his bedroom to the first floor. You get him to his bedroom, helping him on the bed. You smile at him before saying, “Let me grab your crutches. You left them in the living room, right?”

Before you can walk away, he grabs your sleeve. Toji’s slowly realizing that he can’t fight off the feelings that consume him when you help him, and he’s usually not a fan of them. Toji’s been tied down once before, he certainly doesn’t want that again. But with you, it’s different. He doesn’t mind the idea.

“Will you lay down with me?” He asks, and you suck in your bottom lip between your teeth. You shouldn’t. He caresses your cheek with the back of his hand before he prompts himself up to kiss the corner of your mouth.

“Toji, you know this isn’t something I can do.” You tell him as he looks lovingly into your eyes. “I’m here to help you get better.”

“You can help me get better by laying down next to me.” Toji responds. You grab the hand that so lovingly touches your cheek and kiss it, before bringing your lips down to meet his momentarily. He swears he hears fireworks when your lips meet, even after you pull away.

He’s most definitely in love with you.

“I’ll go get your crutches. Good night, Toji.”

[squoxle]

who in enhypen you think would be into older girls (I'm talking like maximum 3 years!!) ??!!

Hmm...good question...I've never thought about that before

Most to Least : dating older girls : enhypen <3

DISCLAIMER: this is just for fun, so if it doesn't fit you, don't take it personal :)

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1. Sunghoon Fucking Park has made his place at the top of my list. Aside from the fact that I am older than him by 8 months, this boy dead ass admitted that he likes Irene from RV…I know damn well he’d love a noona 😏 and I’d love to take that place 😉

2. Heeseung is second for me bc I don’t think he really cares too much about that. He seems like the type who’s more concerned about the personality 😌

3. Jungwon x Sunoo are tied for third in my opinion. I could just see these two having a girlfriend a few months to a year older than them. Maybe they were in school together or something…🫤

4. Jake is fourth and this is only because I see him with a girl as close to his age as possible. No more than 10 months apart…gotta be born in the same year at least lol 😅

5. Jay is fifth…I don’t really think he’d want someone more than 3 months older than him. He seems like a guy who wants to take the lead in a relationship. 😙 line up ladies, it’s cuffing season over here 👈

6. Niki is dead last…this boy wants someone to call him oppa so bad it’s not funny. You can’t be any more than a day older than him. (But if he does say yes it’s because you’re an incredible person who doesn’t make him feel like a child) at least be an '05 liner tho 😁

squoxle says: This was really fun tbh...I've never actually done one of these before, but I hope to get some more requests like this one.

[sopuu]

Hi, I just wanted to say I'm ln love with your jayvik comic ❤️ and you draw them so pretty, I enjoy your style a lot 💖 I would be very happy to see more (but only if you wish to do it and have time ofc). Thank you for this cute story, it brings me so much joy! ✨

Have a wonderful day! ☀️

thank youuu i’m so glad!! 🥺 i never really planned for a third part bc i don’t wanna seem like i’m just milking the concept ahah, plus it was always meant to be a little open ended and left to your imagination :D tho in my mind they clear things up eventually and kiss ofc 😌

(but i do love drawing the boys being soft… gahh we’ll see!!)

have a wonderful day yourself! 🤍

[pamrak]

you really should check it out!! the next prince i mean ajdgshks it's very fun and camp and gay and also there's going to be a princess x bodyguard gl side couple 👀 only one of the girls has showed up at this point and they will probably have like two minutes of screentime in total bc they're the third side couple on this show but still exciting!!

- @ahxu-laowen

!!! the side gl couple is (ofc) what had me looking into it a couple weeks ago!! they looked so cool in the pilot, my gay ass was seated for the scraps of footage we got of them 😌

all the gifs i'm seeing of the main couple genuinely look so fun and camp and gay and some of it is the funniest stuff i've seen in a while so i wanna maybe take a lil peek soon 🫣

[the-kr8tor]

࣪ ˖ headcanon of the day⭑.ᐟ

Ekko version ⟡₊ ⊹

This is anon 🎏 bringing the fishy freshy news of today !!

Vampire Ekko? Vampire Ekko 😌

He would take advantage of the immortality for sure, but to study and create rather than just stroll about biting necks and killing people.

He doesn't like to just attack people also, he prefers to have them be conscious of what is happening in a 'girlboss gatekeep gaslight' way, teehee. He's all sweet talks, either be man or woman or a third secret thing, he's always careful with his meals.

Ekko lures you in, talking about anything and everything that comes to mind, you think you've found the love of your life. That until he's hinting at his nature during the conversation, slowly getting closer, slowly getting permission from you.

He doesn't bite harshly, he actually takes his time. A hand on your nape, breathing your scent first, kissing the spot, feeling your heartbeat against his lips. Then he prepares the place, licking it before whispering a quiet "I'm sorry" before slowly sinking his teeth in your jugular.

You don't fight off though, lured into his sweet talk, you embrace him as he gets his fill.

— by 🎏

YAY FOR MORE EKKO!!

Daily Ekko HC 💚💚💚

VAMPIRE EKKO YOU SAY 🤔💭

Vampire Ekko be in his lair (house) tinkering away and realises that he's been making things for a whole year and he didn't notice 😂

He's like "hmm kinda hungry" then he checks the time and sees the date 🤣

I can just imagine him having so much rizz that he barely does anything to get his meal like he glances at someone and they're ready to throw their life away for the mysterious and handsome man at the bar 😉

Imagine that he's saying sorry bc he doesn't want to do it especially to you and he still doesn't grasp the fact that he needs to feed and still desires to be human again even after all the years of having immortality

[syrupsyche]

🍓 🍌 🍈 for the fruit ask game!! :D

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

I've been fortunate enough to have friends reading all my fics so really, all of them have been quite loved <33 my fics that are "lower-rated" are all my old ones before my writing improved anyways, so I don't feel like reccing them 😔 so I shall go with a fic that I was quite proud in finishing, with scenes that I was proud of writing!

Which is none other than the Dracula AU :p

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

I don't think I'm a very funny writer (even though I've written too many silly fics), but How Marius Won the Hand is probably the most fun I've had writing, likely because most of it was from Marius' POV and Marius is very silly in general. This was a line I loved:

“I was not that tense,” Marius insisted. “Oh Marius,” Cosette looked at him in pity. “You drank your soup with a fork.” “It was really quite impressive,” Courfeyrac patted his knee. “You must teach me how to do that someday.”

However, due to recency bias, I think Combeferre Gets TWO Boyfriends is probably my funniest, probably because I didn't give much of a shit about worldbuilding, realism, etc. and just had fun writing Combeferre accidentally rizzing up two boyfriends 😌 my personal favourite line is:

“You are quite fascinating yourself,” Grantaire replied. “And your friend, quite beautiful.” That prompted Combeferre to turn and check on Enjolras. He was still seated on the ground, though it seemed that he had regained his wits, staring at them incredulously. “He is, isn’t he?” Combeferre smiled. “I would like to eat him,” pleaded Grantaire.

Grantaire's grand act of love/devotion being to just eat the person is such a funny concept to me. Gets all warm and fuzzy inside then he goes CHOMP.

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

Another ask had the same question which is good, bc I have two (2) LM blorbos >:) this one shall be dedicated to Cosette!

I always like to have Cosette be a big bug lover in every story/fic/AU I have 🙂‍↕️ canonically she already plays with bugs alot as a kid (albeit by cutting their heads off…) and when she begins tending to the garden when she's older, surely she'd have interacted with them too! (plus that whole Bug Houses thing in the convent…). So I have her keep a variety of bug pets over the years, from caterpillars and worms, to madagascar hissing cockroaches and tarantulas.

She named the first insect she kept (a caterpillar that turned into a butterfly!) Catherine. Then the second insect Catherine as well (she was a child, okay ;-;). Eventually it became a running gag that all her pets are to be named Catherine the Third, Fourth, Fifth etc. In Teacher AU, her tarantula is named Catherine IV!

Valjean always likes the insects bc I'm sure he too has had experience dealing and interacting with bugs. Fantine finds them cute, wants to make little accessories for them all. Combeferre, Joly, Bahorel, and Prouvaire likes to see them: Ferre and Joly out of scientific curiosity, Bahorel because he's always been a fan of the grotesque, and Prouvaire because he wants to see if one could walk a tarantula like a dog.

Everyone else is quite neutral about them, apart from Enjolras, who always pales a little every time Cosette introduces a new pet. Once, a moth flew out of its enclosure and all that was left of Enjolras was a dust cloud in his place.

Thank you for the ask Emile!! :D

[sparklesinthechat]

ALSO HOLY SHIT UR OC IS A MODERN WITCH?! I'm a modern witch myself and i thought of making a modern witch yuu before just for the fun of it but i never actually got along to making her and now i lowkey want to bc sjsjsjsj it just feels so nice to have elements of myself in an oc, also by all means TELL ME MORE ABT HER

(im the same anon from the prev ask)

OMGOSH TY YOU ARE SO SWEET AND I DO ENCOURAGE YOU TO MAKE A WITCH YUU ITS SO FUN AND SILLY GIFZXHFJXF😭😭🫶🫶

(Also I pay my respect to another modern witch 😌)

Now some info about Maya and her witchenes (ig??) (Also Imma do it in the form of a list cuz Ik yall's attention span can't handle paragraphs)

She is mostly a divination witch, but she sometimes also does spells in bouls (she doesn't really like jar spells bc she feels like she trapping the spell inside)

She likes to think she is really REALLY good at tarot readings, but in reality, she's better at coffee readings (even if she hasn't been doing coffee readings for a long)

She has always been told to never talk to fairies bc they don't think the same way humans do and it's very easy to offend them. That being said, she was TERRIFIED when she saw people in twst talking to them like it was nothing.

Meditates one or twice a week

Was also TERRIFIED when she realized she could see ghosts in twst (she really thought a once-a-week meditation for her third eye was doing miracles)

She can also feel where bad or good energy is and her intuition is very good (damn that third eye meditation)

Her energy sensors be going CRAZY before every overbolt

In her world, everything has energy (ofc), BUT in a school full of mages? Everything has STRONG energy, and poor Maya can't catch a break from always feeling paranoid, thinking someone is trying to attack her with magic, but really, the only thing behind her is a spells book.

99% of Maya's family are witches too, more powerful, and some even have pacts with entities and 80% of them don't like Maya and her mother. Therefore, she has been hexed, cursed, given the evil eye, and poisoned since she could remember. To her, every time she feels stronger energy around it is a major warning sign. (Life at twst is not easy at all for her bc of this)

Hope you liked it idk my English is not too great 😭🫶

[roublardise]

personally voted for anael x ambriel in my poll bc i am weak for danneel AND dark curly hair i just black out they're both so beautiful ok.

BUT ALSO anael 'i'm an excellent business woman' x ambriel office job girlie is like, so corporate4corporate. what if they end up doing their own thing. build a start up. make a podcast. they'd be like ✨ girlboss power ✨ personal development ✨ yoga fitness app ✨ for only $79.99 a month and dooming your soul to hell 😌🤗 (they have a deal with crossroad demon!bela who is sometimes their third)

capitalism heaven but make it for femme bourgeoises. lesbians as cops is OUT. lesbians as sole traders is IN!!!

[ofmermaidstories]

MERMS NOT U CALLING ME OUT LIKE THAT..... I'm sneaking these in between carts hehe....

🙌🛌🐸

LMAOOOOO. i love that it worked, even with u at work. 😌🥹 successfully BAITED!!! 🫵🏽😌‼️ our hardworking stellersystem. 🌌🥺 i hope work goes quickly today (and this week, bc i know it’s a big one 💀 BOOO!!!).

but okay let’s gooOOOO!

🙌: what’s a line or paragraph of yours that you’re proud of?

stella, why did you have to ask me the hardest one on this list? LOL. idk!! honestly, after a while i genuinely think most of the things i write end up blending into one big pile that i mostly just feel vaguely fondly about. 🥹 there is a line from the haunting fic that i’ve been chortling over ever since i thought of it but—sharing it now would be a spoiler. 🥹

🛌: what’s a trope you haven’t written, but want to?

friends-to-lovers! maybe even a childhood-friends-to-lovers, but definitely i’d love to do a royalty AU at some point!! the first two would be fun with the yearning, and the third would be fun just for the. description. LOL. like letting a horse loose on the beach LMAOOO.

🐸: if you incorporated your OTP into a Disney movie plot, which would it be?

beauty and the beast lmao. ORRRR hercules. maybe frozen? 🧐 idk. depends on the OTP!!!

[jjungkookislife]

Yay! Drabble Night 🥳😍😌 As you may already know, I’m really indecisive as hell and not good at coming up with prompts 😅 so I’ll just ask if you can make a fluffy (w/ smut if you like) drabble with either — Tongue Like Candy, Home for the Holidays, Since Day One, The Nanny, or Shadow ☺️ I’m really missing these couples (and baby Dae and Harin 🥺) cause they are the ones you recently updated/posted. Ofcourse I won’t ask for a drabble on all of them, although I am not against that 👀 I’m kidding… (or am I? lol 😂 ) I don’t want to be too greedy and am just thankful for whatever you can make. And no pressure btw. If you can’t with the stories above, then you can just choose what you want to show us. I’ll love them regardless 🥰

(And did I just see that the final chapter of Available will be updated tom? 😳)

I have a HFTH drabble im debating posting bc it's about some coochie jeans I saw on tiktok lol so I'm on the fence lol I also have a Since Day One drabble in the works 👀

and yes Available will be available tomorrow :) I just finished it and need to edit :)

Penguin Pal: The Nanny

pairing: villain!jungkook x shadow

warnings: unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, oral sex (f. receiving), multiple orgasms

"Jungkook," you moan as he kisses your neck, making his way down to your breasts.

"We have a few minutes," he assures you as the monitor on the nightstand remains silent.

"They'll be up soon," you protest but forget as soon as his lips meet yours.

"P's got it," Jungkook reminds you as he kisses his way down your body.

Your fingers run through your husband's hair, tugging when his tongue circles around your clit. You moan, losing yourself to the pleasure, forgetting about everything else as he makes you cum on his tongue.

"Fuck me," you plead as you kiss him, pushing him under you as you straddle him before settling on his cock.

The stretch makes your heart race, stars exploding behind your eyes. You ride him, guiding his hands to your breasts as you take all of him.

His fingers lace with yours, moaning your name as you fuck yourself on him. Your eyes meet his and he brings your hands to his lips, kissing each one.

"I love you more than you'll ever know. You and our babies are everything to me," Jungkook states as tears well up in your eyes.

"Jungkook, I love you," you kiss him, moaning when he rolls you over beneath him.

"Think P can handle a third?" you giggle as Jungkook fucks you slowly, pleasure coursing through your body.

"Four if we have twins again," Jungkook groans as you tighten around him.

"We'll have as many as you want," you tell him as you kiss him, your nails running down his back. He curses, moaning your name against your lips as he fucks you harder.

"I love you. I love you. I love you, Jungkook," you cry out, nearly sobbing when your orgasm hits.

"I love you, Shadow. Forever," he responds as he kisses you one more time just as you both climax.

The baby monitor goes off, and you both sigh.

Penguin Pal is already in the nursery tending to your babies as you clean up and hop out of bed. Well, Jungkook hops out of bed, and you lay in it with your legs up in the air hoping gravity will do its job.

[midnight--sadness]

(🦇🩷‼️)

hiiiiiiiiiiiii Mia 🦇🥥!!!! i hope u had an absolute blast while on vacay ^3^ more brainrot for invasive plant-verse

now admittedly 💀 I haven’t watched The Acolyte at all but I think Sol is really neat (<— is aware of how the plot of the show goes) so here comes a THIRD sibling. Sol’s personality is the middle ground between Ray and Gihun but he’s arguably the most chaotic of the trio.

there’s also one other thing—since they were little kids, Sol has been receiving visions of people’s deaths. usually very graphic, but always proving true. people didn’t believe him until Ray became the cause of the visions to help prove it. Sol was extremely exasperated but so thankful for his family

(The conversation where they told their spouses about Sol went something like—

Hyunju: Good god, there’s three of them.

Daeho: Well if this secret third one is anything like our two—

Thanos: Idk ://// I feel like we should probably wait for an introduction

Daeho: You think he’ll be like Ray and Gihun?

Thanos: Dare I say the ideal middle ground?)

thank you!! 💖💖💖 i loved my vacation!!

oh my god, i love sol and i love that he's now one of the siblings!!!! 😩🙏

ray said, "people don't believe my brother?? time to murder everyone to prove he's right" and that's what a good sibling would do fr 😌

but now, my lovely bat anon, who is gonna be sol's spouse? he needs a husband asap!!! i'm personally volunteering junho just bc i love solmir and i think junho is capable of being as unhinged ndfkvfndfjkvi BUT please tell your ideas bc every pairing you've come up with slaps

[youremyheaven]

Random question, since you're a mercury dk/ak what was your favorite subject in school? I feel like you must've had the best teachers and schooling 🤔

I noticed most mercurial people to be very quick learner and graced with the best communication skills, like y'all mer doms can smooth talk your way out lmao ��😂😂😂

I'm a mercury dk (my pookie is mercury ak) and my favourite subject in school was sociology!!! at one point in time I wanted to do research and eventually get a PhD in sociology/anthropology bc of how much I loved the subject ✨I was a veryyyy good student as well (in this specific subject lol, I was above average in general tho)

I went to some really great schools and have always been the teacher's pet 😌😌😌in some capacity ✨ my old Sociology teacher uses my assignments and projects as the template now 🥺🥺

Am I a quick learner? Academically I was horrible at math and science but otherwise I learnt everything pretty well and was always a good student 😌 everybody copied their homework from me 🤭 I was known in school for being a homework maestro cause I went hard 🔥

I like to think I can communicate well. Maybe it's because I'm a third culture kid and have often been in positions where I have to translate or break things down for my family so I'm really good at explaining things in the simplest possible way 😎🥺 Idk if it's my Venusian influence coming thru with this Mercury but I usually babygirl my way out of situations 😌😜 9/10 times (and i realise that privilege is a huuuuge aspect of it) people think I'm "innocent, naive or pure hearted" and blame others for tryna corrupt me 😭 (tbh, facts ngl) I say privilege is a big part of it because I think semi affluent people are always perceived as "good people" 💀💀💀

My pookie is 100% a smooth talker, man's has a WAYYY with words 😭 he has rizz for dayyyyys and not just rizz but like he can talk to anyone about anything and get away with it 😭 it's so sexy ngl 🥵🥵🥵 the way he can talk to people and handle situations 🤌🏼 he also had great schooling 👀

He also physically looks the part of a "good guy", like if someone were to cast him in a movie they'd cast him as the nice guy from a good family lmao and HE IS that guy 🤭🤭 he was at the airport a little while ago and his knee brace got the metal detector ticking and he just said it was his knee brace and they let him go 😭 (usually there's intense searching esp if you're a guy) and i was like 😌duh pookie you're the least suspicious looking guy😌

[taruruchi]

TARURU 💕💕💕💕

What's ur opinion on Azuls idol outfit?

Short answer:

Long answer: Let's sit down and discuss

(Additional note after finishing my answer: Okay we actually need to sit down for a while because someone let me go from my leash and I yapped)

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I'll admit I didn't like it so much when I first saw it bc I thought he looked silly but after looking at it more, I'm back to my insanity 👍

First of all, the outfit itself. I adore all the details. Everyone just looks so good in the black and gold combi. And there's just. I go insane when outfits look like this I fear.

I ACTUALLY DO HAVE AN IDOL AZUL CARD DESIGNED AND THIS IS BASICALLY IT????? LIKE THE JACKET, CHAINS, NECKTIE, SHIRT, BELT, PANTS................ Guys I'm the real prophet, I legit knew what I was doing when I was making that card ong /j

Also this reminds me of A3 a bit because of the keys, which is a motif used in one of A3's anniversaries. I know twst also had a key motif tho hshdkfjd

And I'm a fan of the flowy fabric at the back of their jackets. It's prolly an extra detail bc they didn't want the back to be plain but it gives a sort of elegant vibe imo? I love it. I love how the outfit is cool and elegant at the same time

Second, the glittery eyeshadow and nail polish. Okay slay 😌😌💅💅‼��‼️‼️ It adds to that elegant touch AND makes Azul look SO SO SO PRETTY......

And like idk am I weird for thinking his hands look pretty too ????? HEAR ME OUT LET ME SPEAK MY TRUTH. I like the lighter shade of the nail polish a ton because it just goes so well, esp compared to the beach card where he had a darker gray color. And I'm not sure if it's the way the hands were drawn or shaded, or if it's the nail polish color but his hands look more slender, soft, and elegant, also making me think slay, pianist hands

I'm fixating on his hands an abnormal amount, I cannot be normal wtf 😭🙏

Third and shorter point, his hair is so pretty. It pains me when trying to make him my pfp bc it doesn't look centered but other than that, it looks so fluffy and soft in this illustration. Yk those smooth and soft slimes?? That's the vibe it's giving. AND HIS HAIR AT THE SIDE IS SO TWIRLY HERE I LOVE ITTTT

Last but most important point, he himself and the pose and expression.

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Are we about to ki— *gets strangled*

ONE CHANCEEEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA— *gets dragged away*

Ahem. What was that? Anyway

The pose? Crossed arms? Head tilted a small degree up and to the side? Eyes narrowed a little and lips slightly parted? Diva ‼️‼️‼️

In conclusion, he's the prettiest EVER, that's literally the loml, I need this imprinted in my mind, he looks so insanely good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa