#(comically opposite box)

[cutecreachureblog]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, from snow anon for the idea, and a spinning wheel for how your randomly chosen, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A really big thunderstorm enjoy!

-📦🔃

WOW THANKS I FEEL SOOOO SPECIAL

[yello-exe]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, from snow anon for the idea, and a spinning wheel for how your randomly chosen, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A really big thunderstorm enjoy!

-📦🔃

NOOOO STOP!!! I'M TRYING TO RELAX OVER HERE AT KING'S HOUSE I have a feeling this kind of torture is going to be a reoccurring thing

[thedeadanon]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

...Uh, thanks? I guess..

(Sry for not much of an reaction..)

[cutecreachureblog]

No Joe is my favorite and I love him. Send him a kiss for me <3

What happened to Joe D:

JOE ARE YOU STILL HERE??? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP

Joe is off today.

He didn't cause any disruptions, did he?

[green-is-that-you]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

so here is your scheduled box delivery of minecraft silverfish, enjoy!

-📦🔃

🍃<( you people have SO MUCH POWER being able to SPAWN THINGS IN SO EASILY and you fucking use it to SPAWN A BOX FULL OF SILVERFISH. AM I JUST A JOKE TO YOU ALL?? i'm not opening that shit and it's NOT gonna stay near my base. fucking hell.

[*They pick up the box and start bringing it away from their "base"*]

🍃<( how the hell am i supposed to get rid of that shit..

[sweetestflow3rs]

if i ever had to describe vanida’s relationship to bailey / rory, the best parallel you’ll ever find is charlie & mac from it’s always sunny

[kittycatred]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of an anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A cat, enjoy!

-📦🔃

AWWWH i got an actual cat ?1?!?!

wait a second this cat can't see me right now......

....this is awkward......

[ cat's pov: ]

[forbidden-main-character]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

wHAT THE fYUCK

[king-orange]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

Where is it coming from?!

[cutecreachureblog]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (EXCLUSIVELY CATNIP EDITION!!)

so here is your scheduled box delivery of catnip, enjoy!

-📦🔃

what the fuck??????? What on earth am I supposed to do with this

.............on second thought, this smells nice...... I think imma just sit in this box for awhile

[10tcho11]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on loop, enjoy!

-📦🔃

[ Chosen experimentally opens the box, and bursts out laughing at the first drum beat. ]

"You sure you're the comically opposite box deliveryguy? So far you've only given me stuff I've really wanted!"

[ Ne has to shout over the music. After nyr question, Chosen ends up breathing heavily. It's been a long time since she's laughed and spoken so loudly, her body had gotten un-used to it. ]

"Thanks!"

[ Meanwhile, outside the Box, the guard is having the most miserable shift ever. ]

[yello-exe]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

I don't want this I don't WANT THIS HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP WHY IS THERE NO BOX???

[knif3-anonnn]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

i'm trying to contempate life goddammit

[theater-anon]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

What an odd song. Not quite my jam but it does remin me of that nice red fellow : )

[kittycatred]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, from snow anon for the idea, and a spinning wheel for how your randomly chosen, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A really big thunderstorm enjoy!

-📦🔃

♫♪...the dark looooord.....into the internetttt...into the outernet....red stickman...red stickm-♫♪

wha- what happened ??? why did it get so dark ??? blue is that from y-

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE- WHY IS IT RAINING INSIDE WHY IS IT THUNDERING INSIDE WHY DID MY CATNIP GET ATATCKED FIRST-

[reticent-fate]

part 8/26ish

it is sacrilege of the utmost kind to not eat your pizza crusts. that's free bread you're throwing out!!

(i could swear there was a statistic about how much pizza crust is thrown out in the united states annually or something, but alas, i cannot find it)

from the beginning