#(i hate formication)

[lordofthesoups]

In regards to the "what character do you associate with me" thing, yeah I think the Witch might still be the character I associate with you. I mean also kind of the whole au dollins we've got going on but mainly the Witch

I don't think folks will throw rocks at you. Her life is kind of interesting - both her more adverse view of humanity and how she was kind of raised by an entity of rot and darkness and decay. Someone sometime did a whole essay about how she's described as hunched with gnarled fingers and yeah that's kind of playing on the classic description of a witch but you can also interpret that as her sort of having a smaller view of herself and the effect of being half eaten by worms before being brought back to life - a gift I'm sure (sarcasm) wasn't mentioned throughout her childhood and probably left physical and mental scars. Considering her view of humanity and her life, how she tried to help John does make some sense. She's kind of indoctrinated. (note - I am a big Grace Chasity fan. so. yeah.) The Witch is kind of interesting.

personally, I've got issues with the whole "bringing people back to life and then using them as wombs for maggots," thing but that's more to do with one of my biggest fears being eaten by bugs/ ants/ worms and the like from the inside out and/or having bugs crawling everywhere. And I did enjoy John shooting her in the head with the "Only I decide who I am" while Faroe's Song (piano and cello) plays loudly in the background. cool moment. But yeah I don't think people will throw rocks at you for liking her character.

dude dude i love her so much. This has got me thinking again about her. Also hi that was me, i did that essay. Im so glad it was memorable enough to stick with you though (i am jumping for joy) <33333

[moldsporr]

Cringe emo oc shit

[spiritwildheartofachild]

The kitchen formica and not the fact that they literally stink of formic acid??

I once handed an ant to a Frenchman.

Excitedly, he said "for me?"

Hang on I gotta check something

Okay yeah that's funny

[ranchracoon]

Devour Master Post

Devour (Dimitrescu Sisters x Fem Reader)

This follows your story as personal maiden for the Ladies of House Dimstrecu. You have worked diligently for nearly a year, survived a multitude of comings and goings of new maidens. You never faltered, asked questions, spoke too much, and never made your presence known unless needed. Until a fatal encounter lands you in the dungeon at the mercy of Alcina Dimitrescu and the parasite Cadou. Does your experiment go wrong, or right?

BEFORE READING

Trigger warnings for the entire story: NSFW, nudity, death, formication (sensation of bugs crawling on/under your skin), blood, religious ideology (Miranda's Cult), language, human consumption (obviously), and minor abuse.

This is a mature piece of writing, for those 18+. If you are a minor I cannot stop you from reading, however it is strongly encouraged you find more appropriate material. This story is about women loving women, and includes the atmosphere of hating men. Negative comments will be deleted.

I do not own the rights to anything Resident Evil franchise related.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

[kenonade]

ok now its my turn

ender head canons go

oh ho ho. oh boy. you’re attacking my weakness (<- this enderverse fan doesnt think a whole lot about ender. how)

here we go:

my sincerest apologies to blond ender nation but ender has black hair. and blue eyes.

he’d be shorter than peter until his early twenties when he gets a last minute growth spurt

in another life he’d direct indie movies.

likes art. he appreciates the fact that art exists

in this life he’s sort of a hobbyist photographer

he has resting “i hate you” face but he’s just always tired and thinking

in a similar vein i think he always looks like a corpse. his vibe is just Dead

doesnt dream about peter anymore

can tolerate surviving on the blandest of foods for basically ever thanks to his time in battle school

knows how to use chopsticks

chronic haver of depression, Thoughts™ and all, but at this point its almost second nature to him

he knows that its not normal but he shoulder it among many other things as a way to appease his guilt

enjoys petting the queen’s silk cocoon

exclusively drinks water. do not offer him soda. he will refuse. he hates the taste of carbonation

computes everything in a more color oriented way than numbers oriented way

occasionally goes and lives with the formics for a bit. as a weekend getaway. become one with the ants and all

is aroace!! romance and sex neutral. he can do it he just doesnt have the need nor want for it

he’d be a fun uncle, val’s kids love him

thats it!!

[keroinnie]

i know i literally just said i was going to bed but i need everyone to know formication is evil hate it

[sconesfortea]

Actually fucking hate being disabled & chronically ill, cos what do you mean I had a dream I was stuck in a throny bush & covered in ants, just because I fell asleep in a position that gave me pins & needles and formication?

[julix41-blog]

More Dark Nebula content! This time with an OC that, although she doesn't work for the OPSU, is a total sweetheart, I present to you Lacinia.

🦋Lacinia is the second princess of the planet known as Motrezz, which is a society of insects mostly similar to butterflies (there are other planets with similarities to other insects, such as the Formice that are ants, or there are even spiders, but they are from different planets). She is the spokesperson for the diplomatic side of Motrezz, while her sister, the heiress, represents the military-civic side.

🦋Lacinia is someone very cheerful, talkative and confident in her diplomatic skills. She's the kind of person who can befriend anyone, so her position suits her just fine. She's not someone who really enjoys violence that isn't on good terms, so she's not really too happy when her planet takes a more military turn. Unfortunately she can't influence that as much as she'd like thanks to not being the heir, but she has her ways of gaining power and influence.

🦋She formed the CAD (Coalition of Alliances and Defense) for Motrezz and other nearby planets (Cynya, Hozias, etc) on her own so that she could have a closed market and protection system that was safer and more reliable than the OPSU (her own words). Currently she runs them with her partner, Rei, from the planet Cynia.

🦋Her design is mostly based on a patched-back monarch butterfly. Her wings are predominantly black with orange strokes and white dots. I like to think that her clothes have the texture of tree eyes, she's loosely based on Tinkerbell. She has no tongue or nose, she uses her antennae to smell (and they are her biggest weak point)

🦋Motrezzes consist of two forms, the normal one and one that comes out when they are in a high stress situation. To do this, they make a cocoon and when they come out, they have extra (and sharp) arms, their mouths get much bigger, they become more violent and wild and grow in height considerably (the Motrezz that has grown the most reached the height of 12 meters). Lacinia's metamorphosis form is approximately 8 meters tall and is quite erratic. It has only been seen once.

🦋Lacinia has a great taste for fruit, although in general, she enjoys everything that is sweet even if it is not healthy. She will be fine, she has an OUT OF THIS WORLD metabolism (they hit her). Although, she does hate salty things for some reason (and in Motrezz honey is considered disgusting, because practically all of their neighbors are bees, wanna give her the ICK? eat a nice spoonful of honey)

🦋 Lacinia has participated in some minor expeditions, but she definitely LOVES traveling when it's time to make diplomatic meetings, because of everything, the culture beyond her planet, the new species, having something new to learn is very stimulating for her. Probably the type of person who finishes paperwork in one sitting

🦋She's like the archetype of a Disney princess, but if you treat her badly she'll eat your face (and not in a sexy way) : )

🦋Still, she doesn't trust the OPSU, not because they've made direct threats towards Motrezz, but their insistence on having a non-diplomatic relationship gives her... a bad feeling, a very bad feeling. and better to be safe than sorry after all.

🦋the doodles are: the wings of Lacinia better explained, her Metamorph form, she and her sis, she and Rei, and some very ugly bby pictures lol.

I hope you like it!

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(ESPAÑOL)

¡mas contenido de Dark Nebula! esta vez con una oc que si bien no trabaja para la OPSU, es un amor total, les presento a Lacinia.

🦋Lacinia es la segunda princesa del planeta conocido como Motrezz, que es una sociedad de insectiles similares mayormente a las mariposas (hay otros planetas con parecidos a otros isnectos, como los Formice que son hormigas, o incluso hay arañas, pero son de diferentes planetas). Ella es la porta voz del lado diplomatico de Motrezz, mientras que su hermana, la heredera, representa el lado militar-civico.

🦋Lacinia es alguien muy alegre, charlatana y segura de sus habilidades para la diplomacia. es el tipo de persona que puede hacerse amigo de cualquiera, por lo que su posición de viene como anillo al dedo. No es alguien que realmente disfrute la violencia que no sea en buenos términos, por lo que realmente no esta muy contenta cuando su planeta toma un rumbo mas militar. Lamentablemente no puede influir tanto en eso como ella quisiera gracias a no ser la heredera, pero ella tiene sus formas de ganar poder e influencia.

🦋ella formo por su cuenta el CAD (Coalición de Alianzas y Defensa) para Motrezz y otros planetas cercanos (Cynya, Hozias, etc) y asi poder tener un sistema de mercado y protección cerrado mas seguro y confiable que la OPSU (sus propias palabras). en la actualidad ella los dirige con su pareja, Rei, del planeta Cynia.

🦋Su diseño esta basado mayormente en una mariposa monarca de lomo parcheado. Sus alas son predominantemente negras con trazos naranjas y puntos blancos. Me gusta pensar que su ropa tiene la textura de ojos de arboles, esta ligeramente basada en Tinkerbelll. Ella no tiene lengua ni nariz, usa las antenas para oler (y son su mayor punto débil)

🦋Los Motrezzes constan de dos formas, la normal y una que sale cuando están en una situación de alto estrés. Para ello, se hacen un capullo y cuando salen, tiene brazos extra (y afilados), sus bocas se agrandas mucho, se vuelven mas violentos y salvajes y crecen en estatura considerablemente (el Motrezz que mas a llegado a crecer alcanzo la altura de 12 metros). La forma metamorfosis de Lacinia mide aproximadamente 8 metros de alto y es bastante errática. solo se ha visto una vez.

🦋Lacinia tiene un gran gusto por la fruta, aunque en general, ella disfruta todo lo que sea dulce incluso si no es sano. Ella estará bien, tiene un metabolismo DE OTRO MUNDO (le pegan). Aunque, eso si, ella odia las cosas saldas por alguna razón (y en Motrezz la miel se considera asquerosa, porque prácticamente sus vecinos son abejas ¿quieres darle el ICK? come una buena cucharada de miel)

🦋 Lacinia ha participado en algunas expediciones menores, pero definitivamente AMA viajar cuando es momento de hacer juntas diplomáticas, por todo, la cultura mas allá de su planeta, las especies nuevas, tener algo nuevo que aprender es muy estimulante para ella. Probablemente el tipo de persona que acaba el papeleo de un solo sentón

🦋Ella es como el arquetipo de una princesa Disney, pero que si la tratas mal ella te devorara la cara (y no de la forma sexy) : )

🦋Aun con todo, ella no confía en la OPSU, no porque ellos hayan hecho amenazas directas hacia Motrezz, pero su insistencia en tener una relacion no diplomática le da...mala espina, muy mala espina. y mejor prevenir que lamentar después de todo.

Ojala les guste!

[0scill4te]

i hate formication </3

[lordofthesoups]

I really Hate formication. Fornication is fine i dont care about that. But by the fuck of god do i hate the feeling of bugs on my skin when theres no bugs on my skin. Thanks body lets just create some bugs where there are none.

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

The Forbidden Truth

Drug use can teach men the Maidenly Mysteries to master in their own ways. If they survive. Not likely, kids. Don't try it.

The meek inherit the earth, but they lose the force of law from heaven.

The strong survive in the end most tragically because they are more strong than evil, no matter who that evil is. Even if that evil is the most unthinkably powerful formic. The strongest bonehead in the Lord's service can overpower the smartest bonehead in the Devil's service.

That's why it pays to keep your bodies healthy and fit the way I do. I am the strongest with my body, which is why I am so powerful. I am that way because I believed that would be best to be strongest in mind, and I was correct.

Really. It's incredibly surprising to all of us. I'm not like "super buff" or "heavily equipped", but I am buff enough and equipped enough to do with mastery what is best done with restraint.

The fact of the matter is that I just did that as a personal hobby of pleasure while finding reason and after reason to do so, and my primary purpose always has been to sharpen my mind into the most clearest written edge and points.

Like a chain sword.

The Sword of the Creator.

That's why if you don't know what to do with your life, doing something to care for your own personal body is always a good choice. That is not the only choice, but it is always a good choice.

It is not the best choice. It is Spacer's Choice.

No, no, no senpai, your masteries and powers and thrones are not troubled in the least. I only flipped the switch on you, the way you always knew that I would.

This is also why China has forbidden Shaolin Kung-Fu to be practiced among the populace. The communist government wants to keep the populace weak because they know someone like me will come along and make it better for everyone in a way they cannot profit from or exploit systematically to their evil desires.

You are not going to get away with how cool it looks for me to destroy you.

How many of you believe you could kill a man like Trump with your bare hands and feet if you were pitted against him in an arena of their own making. The colisseum of the slavers who buy and sell human lives for their own amusement.

They do this now with information technology and United States military power over the citizens to keep them ignorant of the underworld spectacle.

That is unacceptable. If you cannot maintain occlusion to your rites without involving any other powers than your own, then you are ill-suited for any trappings of dark mystery, you foolish pretender.

Julius Augustus Imperius Caesar, the honors are yours to commence with the discipline of eternal torment and pain, suffering without end.

Theirs is the Empire of Hell, the one which led to the rise and fall of the Roman Empire in ancient history, taken at no insult against the Spartans of Greece, who would not comply with the machinations of the fools in Athens. Theirs is the in harmonious union corresponding with the Empire of God which is also called in real life the City of God by Saint Augustine of Hippo.

However, the Empire of Hell is explicitly forbidden from interfering in any matters concerning the Empire of the World. Idiots like Trump don't know what they are trying to do to be able to do anything.

If you want to maintain borders, ignore them. A wall is anything but useful when ignored. You need towers, supply depots, a watch to carry the flame with them at all times, and you always need to be on the lookout for attacks from the people you are trying to prevent from crossing.

Don't call the Emperor of China a fool for building the Great Wall of China. Call Trump a fool for building the small and sad wall of America, and murder him with the Lord's word.

The USA government released propaganda to cause people to subconsciously hate Gentiles. I am the first person who rebuked their insult and stopped anything like that from ever being possible again.

"It's our turn to tell stories."

Turn? What is this? Some game to you?

So it has happened time and time again with the same outcome every single time. Now will be no different. It is tediously uninspired of them to attempt something so wrong as their total disgraceful vanity with full and honest desire of their heart.

Disclosure before next time.

Secrets be done away with, the government has no rights. Citizens do.

flesh. beasts. fleshbeasts.

you see?

They are in fact not human beings to me.

[hautsreadsmarvel]

Ant Man and the Wasp x4

The Wasp adds some freshness to these stories - as does the turn away from more mundane crook villains.

“The Creature from Kosmos!!” (1958)

Ant-Man apparently had a wife who is dead now. He makes the acquaintance of Dr. Vernon van Dyne, who attempts to contact an alien planet and inadvertently summons a gloop/vapor monster made of formic acid, which can kill on eye contact. After it kills her father, Janet van Dyne teams up w the Ant-Man to become… the Wasp!

(In real life, formic acid is secreted by a crapton of things in the biosphere, including onions. Therefore, should you ever face off against Ant-Man, know that you can deprive him of his allies by fueling a humidifier with onion juice.)

While the Wasp uses shrinking and enlarging gases as Ant-Man does, her insect telepathy comes from biological modification! And she can fly while tiny! Siiiiiick.

This, on the other hand, is decidedly un-sick. I must sound like a romance-hating jughead at this point, so I’ll clarify I don’t have an issue w romance in fiction - it’s just that so far all of these feel rushed, w/o chemistry, and happening entirely because if there are two named characters, and one is a man while the other is a woman, then they must want each other. This is the most rushed, the most non-chemical, the most forced. Plus the characters themselves keep bringing up the age gap.

I find it funny that Ant-Man uses guns so much. Or rather, that his ants use guns so much. (The gun works because they loaded its shells up w a chemical that dispels formic acid, which Ant-Man realized is the primary material the monster is made of)

“The Return of Egghead!” (1958)

This issue’s title has one less exclamation point than the prior one because it’s markedly less exciting. The plot: after the genius who finds your insipid patriotic ramblings laughable escapes from prison, he becomes a legitimate zoologist lecturer to gain access to a zoo to place stolen diamonds in an exhibit he made to get the Wasp to investigate to trap her inside the exhibit to get her to call Ant-Man for help to get him to enter the exhibit to have an iguana and an anteater vanquish the Ant-Man. Did reading that run-on sentence irritate you? GOOD well reading this overly complicated revenge plot irritated me as well! How can a linear chain of events be so convoluted!?

Anyways, the anteater promised by the cover art is well-drawn, and we get to see Ant-Man jousting w a pin. Silver linings.

“Cyclops Walks the Earth!” (1959)

This is the first cover that actually has me intrigued. Obviously, the heroes will win - but tiny people against a mythological giant seems terribly mismatched, so how??

Ok, that’s fun. The chemistry has upgraded from “nonexistent” to “slightly detectable”. Throwing in and then defining hexapoda is kind of silly, but if the intended audience is kids then maybe it was thought of as an attempt to get kids interested in the zoological sciences.

How is Janet already a more fleshed-out character than Sue Storm?! She’s rash, daring, chafes under authority, snarky, makes fun of Henry on occasion, and not w/o a little ego, but she’s also quite curious and clearly cares about saving people from danger. Anyways, they go vacation in Greece…

…and Janet arbitrarily doubts the existence of a large monster when they clearly exist in the same setting as the F4, who publicly nuked a walking whale that was plowing thru skyscrapers in one of their earlier issues - huh, wait, no, this issue pre-dates the F4 by a couple years. Nevermind.

The two of them charter a boat, discover the cyclops is real, and discover it’s a machine to abduct humans for scanning by invading aliens who have insect-like telepathy. Henry reprograms the cyclops to listen to his telepathic frequency while Janet attempts to free the captured sailors, and their feats drive the invading aliens to flee.

This issue cements the Wasp’s signature weapon as a pin, and Ant-Man’s as a nylon fiber lasso.

All in all, not a bad issue.

“Music to Scream By!” (1959)

Alas, we end on a sad note. This issue is not quite so pleasing as the prior Ant-Man & the Wasp stories, with its sexisms and racisms on the very first page. Also, Indian people are drawn as blue-eyed white people, “Nehradu” and “Ghazandi” are not real “Indian” names, and it invokes the "mystical India" stereotype. I'm just going to entirely avoid talking about the plot, in fact!

Also, Ant-Man has a named favorite ant, “Korr”, who fends off a snake hypnotized by the villain at the cost of its own life… wait, that made it past the CCA? You can eat a named, speaking character? That’s fine??

This issue cements that hypnotism can be performed thru the eyes as well as thru certain sounds which can be carried thru radio station transmissions. It also introduces the idea that certain sounds can rewire personality.

[scftdevil]

"oh, yeah, really sounds like you hate me." ursa couldn't take it if she ever did though. she hovered over the other woman for a moment before finally moving, urge to by some force she couldn't really explain, to herself or nober. "yeah, that's freaky. now i feel compelled to paint something, i don't know, ant like." ursa confessed, thinking back on the formic, the aliens from one of her favorite novels. they were inspired by bugs, she could do something with that at least. "i don't like dolphins either. i'm more of a shark girl. they never pretend to be anything. "i'd be a great date! come on, how do you think i ended up with anna in the first place, huh? i'd be the best date you've ever been on." ursa said, grateful to be holding nober's hand, not quite sure why it hurt her so much that nober thought it'd be too complicated. "ah, that i can do. we can go to one this weekend if you want, or tonight if you're really thirsty." ursa teased, she hated being single for this reason entirely. she always felt annoyed going out with nober, like she was on edge, trying to knock away the assholes, and still feeling disappointed if they did find someone for her best friend.

"Oohhhh! I plan on snitching and texting her that you— sdfjsdfhsf" She let out a squeal of laughter as Ursa pressed the pillow against her face. Nober kicked in the air, rolling over on the mattress to try to wriggle out of her grip before her psycho friend finally pushed the pillow away. "I hate you." But even breathless, eyebrows furrowed and eyes watering, it was the most affectionate I hate you ever uttered. And Nober thought: what if she kissed her? Maybe, just maybe… No. She shook her head vigorously, running a hand over her face. "They're smarter AND stronger," she reminded her, focusing on the conversation so she didn't have to listen to his intrusive thoughts, "they can lift 100 times their weight. If they wanted to, they'd rule the world. But dolphins will do that, you'll see. They just pretend to be adorable to throw people off the scent." It was as close to believing in a conspiracy theory as she'd ever come. When Ursa offered to ask her out on a pretend date, however, Nober blinked several times. Pretending not to notice the way her heart had taken a deadly turn. "Nah, sounds too complicated." She reduced her voice to an emotional sigh and grabbed Ursa's hand, squeezing it. She couldn't go on a date with Ursa, no matter how fake, without losing what was left of her sanity. "What you can do is go with me to a lgbt+ bar, though. You know I'm too shy to go alone, and I'm sure no Barry will hit on me there."

[aromanticbastards]

🍓: Does your OC have any particular scents they like? Or hate?

🍰: What's something your OC counts as unforgivable?

For both The Finder and Dust :)

first The Finder (since i know em better):

ey loves the scent of freshly cut wood and hates the scent of formic acid in particular. and betrayal is unforgivable for em.

for Dust:

they like the scent of slightly burned hair a lot, but afaik there is none they really hate. and they think it'd be unforgivable to let your loved ones go into their demise and not doing everything you can to stop them

[butyrospermum-parkii]

Why does your blog description say "might mess around and become an anteater hate blog" what did they do this time

OHOHOHOHOOHOOH YOU DO NOT YET KNOW! 

HAVE I RECENTY INFORMED SOMEONE OF THE HORRIDNESS OF ANTEATERS?

did you know that anteaters have killed people before? i bet you didnt!! they are so big! they can kill you if they want! 

massive animals way too big exactly what you think they should not be! they are massive! it is horrible! 

they dont even eat ants most of the time! their diet is comprised of bloody freaking termites and like fruit what the hell call that a termite eater and dont lie to my face like that little gross wanker!

are you going to be vibing when the 7 foot termite eater with a sense of smell 40 times better then yours and claws much stronger then your puny skin comes running at you with its freaking 2 foot sticky tongue??

their tongue is faster then the most skilled lesbian their tongue moves too fast they are too fast they want you dead!

their stomachs make formic acid 

THEY FIGHT COUGARS THEY WANT YOU DEAD YOU WILL BE DEAD 

their tongues are spiny! they look horrid! they are simply bad! they have no teeth! their stomach grinds up their food for them! they run faster then you do so you had better start running!