#(mostly in my aus)

[stealingpotatoes]

ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

(commission info // tip jar!)

[itsscaredycat]

the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!

edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!

[alienzil]

Nanny Danny

“That is a whole ass baby,” was the only thought running through Lex Luthor’s head when the scientist proudly showed him the tube containing Project KR. It was not remotely the sort of thing he would normally think and most definitely not what he had expected to be thinking the first time he saw the clone.

He’d been pleased when he’d read the reports indicating the success of KR after years of failures. Lex had poured millions of dollars and literally his own blood into ensuring a clone of the alien could be made, one that would be under his total control instead of the unknown aspirations of Superman.  He’d wanted to see the fruits of his labors personally but this…

It. No, not an it. He scrunched his tiny face and smacked his lips and…did he smirk? Was that HIS SMIRK on that baby’s face?! No. No. Babies this small didn’t smile or smirk. They passed gas and their sleep deprived and addled parents mistook it for an intelligent response. He’d heard enough inane conversations in the Lexcorp office about the various progeny of his employees to pick up on that but still. This child had Kryptonian DNA, not to mention his own contribution. Surely, he was far more advanced than the dribbling potato shaped lump of an infant whose pictures he’d been forced to smile and nod over when Mark from accounting had rudely shoved them in his face at the last quarterly budget meeting. Yes, that was definitely a smirk. His, that was his smirk.

“So as you can see its growth is well within expected parameters and we’re planning to start phase one of accelerating the maturation process tomorrow once the testing is do-”

“Take him out.”

“Sir? The testing can all be accomplished while it remains in the tube. There’s no need to-”

“I said, take him out. The project is cancelled.”

“What?! Mr. Luthor you can’t!”

“I think you’ll find I can. Now get me my son.”

*****

Two years later

“Call them again”

“Sir, I’ve called them seven times. They won’t answer.”

“Then call another agency!”

“There isn’t another agency, Sir”

Lex glared at his assistant who stared back at him impassively. Mercy stood by the door staring off into the distance and pretending she didn’t notice him being bested by his own secretary.

He stopped himself from shouting again and took a deep breath before asking, “Then what, exactly, do you propose I do Mrs. Anderson? Adjust my entire schedule around naptimes? Find a toddler size lab coat and safety goggles and bring my son with me to tour the new clean energy project on Thursday? Perhaps buy a tiny business suit while I’m at it for the next board meeting?”

“I’m not suggesting anything of the sort, Mr. Luthor. I’m telling you that no childcare agency in Metropolis will return my calls anymore. Most won’t even answer.  You’ve gone through 27 nannies in the last 3 months. You need someone better suited to your son’s…special needs.”

Lex snorted. “Special needs might be a bit of understatement. He can lift a car over his head and his favorite word right now is No.”

He sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Thank you for…clarifying the situation, Marjorie. If there’s nothing else, you can leave.”

His secretary didn’t move. She looked at him like she was waiting for something and now that he was paying attention, he saw she was holding a file.  “Did you have a suggestion?”

Looking pleased with herself she responded, “Actually, yes, I did.”

“Well?”

She set the file on his desk and flipped it open. He looked down at the first page and raised an eyebrow, “What am I looking at here?”

“This,” she responded pulling out the top set of papers and spreading them out, “is the employee file and background check for Daniel J. Fenton, an intern that started in our engineering department about 4 months ago. He has one sibling, two parents and several close friends he regularly meets with. His current supervisor has nothing but good things to say about him and reports he gets along well with all his coworkers.”

She set out the next set of papers, neatly arranging them on the desk to be easily seen. “These are newspaper articles and screenshots of social media posts regarding a small town vigilante locally known as Phantom. The same small town, Mr. Fenton is from coincidentally. Also coincidentally, Phantom made his first appearance only a few weeks after Mr. Fenton was involved in a minor accident in his parent’s home laboratory when he was 14, the medical records for the incident are included.”

“Hmm,” Lex said observing several photos of Phantom and a younger Fenton arranged in order of similar poses and facial expressions and printed out side by side.

“Finally,” she said handing him the last set of papers directly, “this would be a report from the lab Mr. Fenton works in from an incident that happened yesterday. A test with a new protype went wrong and started a fire. Everyone evacuated per protocol when the alarms went off but one of the other interns was working on a programming issue off to the side of the lab while wearing headphones and didn’t hear the alarm or notice the fire. Mr. Fenton noticed his absence and returned to the lab to get him out.” She stopped talking and let him look at the last several pages in the file, a series of photographs of the lab.

“Is this ice?”

“Yes, it is. It’s several inches thick and covers half of the lab. It completely put out the fire leaving minimal damage.”

“This machine was moved?”

“It was. It was very close to the flames and would have required replacement if exposed to extreme heat or cold. That particular piece of equipment also weighs several thousand pounds and was bolted to the floor.”

Lex read through everything in detail then clasped his hands under his chin and stared at the photo of Daniel Fenton for several moments before turning back to his waiting secretary.

“Have HR send Mr. Fenton up. I’d like to offer him a promotion.”

[dystopiansewerrat]

motorsport/motogp au?

+ the(stressed out)mechanics!

Alright, so— obviously, Blurr is the world champion of the year, he constantly finishing in 1st place in pretty much every season. Arcee was running 2nd in the recent race, but got overtaken by Drift on the final lap! the audacity… Also Roddy was actually been holding 3rd position for over 10 laps before he got bored and dropped back lol.

and the mechanics! Ratchet and First Aid being on Drift’s team just makes more sense in my head. Also, Lotty is on Blurr’s team but is gossip buddies with First Aid (mostly bond over how tired they are).

[cherry-mash]

wanted to explore sora a bit, and conclude that she is a silly mommy <3

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[sethdomain]

Space experimented child soldier capitalism miraculous ladybug AU. What's next

[sjincer]

EXAM WEEK KILLED ME WITH NO MERCY AARGH

Coming back well rested with ability to draw again. Started with something easy, to remember how to hold pen at all. I wanted to make a fankid for a while now SO HERE WE ARE, SAY HI TO MY GIRL AURORA

Next stop - requests. Thank you so much for you submissions I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS AND YET SO LITTLE ENERGY. I will work it out eventually but yay I'm back

[sualne]

paranoid poisoner

[pigeonstab]

Dance!Killer I always talk about but never draw

ref

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[kyoukorpse]

forgot to mention. maybe.

[bizarre-disjointed]

➜//wEAKER SPECIES.

they're not growing soft. they're asserting dominance!!!! there's a DIFFERENCE! !!

(who keeps liking my posts, where do you all come from...?)

more about this au here!

[hexcii]

FISH !!!!!!

FISHIESSSSS

Been sitting on these for a bit, my silly lil mer au full of dumbass fish who I love <3333

Technically I’m not finished with the design references for them yet 💔 I still gotta do the height chart

[paintedcrows]

Totally Normal Trigonometry Things

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: Drawings of Stan and Ford from darklordofawesomeness's Cat Stan AU. In one, Ford shakes Stan and shouts "WHY." Stan says "I DON'T KNOW, I lie when I panic!" In another, Ford puts Stan in a headlock, and then tightens the headlock while he cries and shouts "I thought you were DEAD." There are also several drawings of Stan as a cat, causing shenanigans; attempting to write, hissing, innocently holding a sock that he didn't steal, and looming overhead on a shelf. There is also a laerger drawing to show cat Stan's design: fluffy, with white markings on his belly and chest and over his muzzle, as well as his two left paws. In the last drawing, Ford inspects human Stan, and then distractedly yanks on his hair and says, haunted, "I almost named you Stanford Jr." He ignores Stan's outrage at his hair being pulled. End ID.]

ive been following @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's Cat Stan series.... since november maybe? and in that time i have built up so much dumb fanart, bc this fic is exactly my kind of comedy and i am extremely weak to animal transformation.

this is the fanart for the main fic, How to Cat Burglar a Family, and mostly of the last chapter (except for the cat stans, which are nonspecific). im probably gonna divvy it up by au or whether it shows up in the extras fic, in an attempt to have SOME kind of organization

[sawxix]

carpool karaoke