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mercymcrn · 1 year ago

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i bet the entire time cytherea was at canaan house during gtn she was just silently judging her lyctor co-workers based on how their houses had turned out.

imagine when silas started syphoning colum she was there like: fucking hell mercy. like i know you’re a crazy control freak blah blah blah but was this necessary. couldn’t you have made them more normal. just a little bit.

#judith says something annoying and sensible and cyth is just like #‘okay pYrRha (derogatory). bitch’ under her breath #i love her #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #cytherea the first #cytherea loveday #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #pyrrha dve

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amischiefofmuses · 11 months ago

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-- ❝Lets say it all together kids- 'Thank you Mr. Deadpool for saving the Marvel Universe.'❞

#this mfer is gonna make me actually watch all the marvel stuff I avoided because I was put off post civil-war #goddamn it wade you son of a bitch #Under My Breath || Self Comm #deadpool #marvel cw #deadpool cw

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amuwo · 4 months ago

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all im saying is Chan would treat Nanai right.

#gasping and sitting upright in my office chair as i mutter 'chanai' under my breath #need to write 7k words fanfic where i abuse and mischaracterise char for getting in the way of my yuri #hes so stupid and clingy and a bitch and does nothing why is he even in the movie #i think i can cook with this give me some time. chanai nation now #amu.txt

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thebluebygracieabrams · 1 month ago

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when the competition is making me cry in 10 seconds and your opponents are my parents

#bro wow this has to be some kindof personal record twice in one day #morning for mom evening for dad #did thy talk aboit it discuss it that you take these points I'll take these we'll be done in 10 secs flat #i don't understand what's happening period is over but i still can't stop crying i cried yesterday too #it usually is like numb numb numb period week numb again #but why won't it kick in this time #he's just so fucking efficient man wow #literally he said 3 things in 10 seconds and the dam opened #first he shouted about something and i tried to defend myself but then he got soo mad and even tho i hd a perfectly #reasonable exception i had to shut up and accept my mistake because at that point i was already on the verge of crying #and i knew if i dragged it out i wouldn't be able to say another word without bursting and then he'd get even more mad for crying in public #and embarassing him #and then it was about something related to my brother and he was like #talk to him properly what's wrong with you he's going to go away in a few months then will you ever even see him #which fuck is such a big fear of mine something that's already made me cry because ive fucked it up #and he hates me now and i think we'll never reconcile he thinks we should be the kind of siblings who meet on festivals and that's it #and i tried to like bond more but he just hates the entire family and wants to leave us behind no exceptions #and then in the same breath dad is like your sister is already gone abhi dikhti hai kya aas paas #like bitch?? could you be less efficient what the fuck that was the killing blow #i went from confused to trying to not cry so fast like fuck she's the only person in the world who made living with you #bearable of fucking course i notice she's not here i miss her all the time #like yeah just tell me i will keep losing everyone why don't you see if i can hear it without breaking down #and i just felt so fucking helpless like can't stand up for myself because i will lose and i have to play the long game #take his money get my education but fuck man the education i can't breathe under the pressure of it all his demand #for full tests and these fucking subjects im not made for this and trying to do it all alone because he #shifted us here in the middle of nowhere no friends and yesterday he was like oh yeah we'll move back home im bored now #like fucking hell man how many times will you do this? already did it when i was 15 #and on top of that mom is complaining about him to me like bitch you won't leave him you'll make #us suffer through hell because you're a coward and you want me to console you?#god fuck this i hope he dies i hope she dies i hope we all die

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alonleywinter · 2 months ago

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LaureledEevees / Jen solos 0ptimisticDu3list ! ! Requested by mootie ~!

V plus OD defender um…

#my posts #my art #digtial art #fanart #Homestuck drama #she’s so silly #my fav page of breath <3 #oh.#and julio is there to ig #omg Jen watch out a ugly bitch under you #hate art #slander!!!

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jackals-ships · 9 months ago

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WAIT funniest concept; big boy has a fairly decent grasp of english/otherwise understands what i say

absolutely Does Not admit to this fact for several months. leading to me just Saying Shit while assuming he doesn't understand me

#jackals barks #yautja tag tbd #imagining it comes out when im like muttering Gay Shit under my breath bc i saw a Hint of stomach #head whipping around on reflex and we're both 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️#'...have you been able t- THIS WHOLE FUCKIN TIME?' ':3c' 'BITCH ASSHOLE BASTARD FIEND !!' '>:3c' 'im gonna fuckin kill you-' 'do it. pussy-'

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johnbottoms · 4 months ago

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the urge to strangle this man im training rn is so deeply strong i need a smoke break despite not smoking.

#he just does not listen to a fucking word i say. i keep telling him literally every time i see him that he needs to make sure this machine #is on the current setting bc if its not its actively ruining the quality of the food hes making. and it just never ever is #and i literally was like telling him how to do smth VERY NICELY!!! KINDEST TEACHING I KNOW HOW!!!#and he was like grumbling under his breath ''is that YOUR way or the restaurant's way“ i nearly screamed #bitch i am fucking training u.#blabs

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goburin-goburin · 2 years ago

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r:z side story fanfic where Ana is creating dossiers on all her political rivals and just. cant get anything on subaru. All that she can collect on his origins is reinhardts account of finding his bestest buddy in an alleyway about to get mugged, and this leads her on a wild goose chase throughout the capitol’s streets of her trying to scrounge up any little bit of info she can. When she is exhausted at the end of the day after learning nothing Julius and the triplets have a picnic with her and console her over this frustrating matter.

#re zero #re:zero #i imagine julius muttering under his breath #“damn. We can’t learn anything about this bitch (affectionate)#yes this is inspired by that one arc 6 loop where #“natsuki subaru” reveals that he came from another world

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tvnacity · 5 months ago

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i had a professor last semester call my cohort "chill" (we laughed at this) and she said we'd understand what she meant when we had class with the second-years in the spring and well. it's now spring. and she was right. We Understand.

#they have SO MUCH DRAMA and all of them act like children???#the fucking. antics #middle school levels of catty bitchiness plus just being way too stressed about things that don't matter #it's so weird #every class with just the 4 of us first years is like omg! yay! and the class we have with them is just. tension all the time forever #one of them said something bitchy to me under her breath and i was like girl??? we are getting phds??? you don't have to like me but??#everyone heard you be a bitch??? why would you want that???#i could keep explaining this drama but like #there are 6 of them and they all have some crazy dynamics with reality tv level drama #meanwhile my cohort is like. hey we naturally have empathy for each other and can talk like adults because we are adults #like we are trying to become CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGISTS why are all of you some combo of MEAN NEUROTIC AND OVERLY ANXIOUS??#lucy speaks #grad school life #like the overly anxious i get but it's to a point where one of them had to be held back from practicum for ayear

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hiyari8 · 5 months ago

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on the one hand i'd really like to get rose synthv and frimomen synth v but on the other hand i feel like if i dont have to absolutely fight for my life to tune anything i will Lose

#lose what? who knows.#ON THE THIRD HAND!. being able to use synthv auto tuning for multiple takes for layering vocals would be so useful #but is it truly worth that much money #also id love for lily to get an update but ugh i just wish they gave her some sort of superpack treatment #and just made her a couple of v4/v5 banks instead. For Me.#like would i buy an ai lily if they decided to make it? sure. but i would be complaining under my breath.#dont get me wrong i would of course also be complaining if i had to deal with traditional vocaloid tuning #i just love bitching and hating no matter what ^_^

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hawthornesbiggestfan · 8 months ago

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the things i say under my breath when im mad could probably lead to me being beaten tf up

#called somebody stupid under my breath once #my teacher heard it (i was right next to her)#and she asked me “who r u calling stupid huh?”#then she whacked me with our work sheets #(i called the person stupid cz he made fun of my line)#bitch ass

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spiritshaydra · 2 years ago

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I fucking love the dumpster fire that’s the Nemesis crew <3

#Tfp #GOD they’re so stupid #we got: theater kid and literature school dropout with rabies and an addiction to crack #The guy who thinks he’s Better Than You (He Is Not)#but has the vibe of ten sopping wet cats and a chicken stacked up on top of each other covered by a coat and wearing heels.#The guy who is Better Than You. But has points revoked because he’s definitely the kid who hissed at people in the hallway in high school.#The medic who probably doesn’t have a valid medical license and WILL blast Baby Got Back while putting you under for a major operation.#(Him and his assistant have the Most/Worst Girlypop Medbay Playlist KNOWN TO MAN.)#(Yes they sing along)#The medic’s nurse who’s also kind of a himbo that strikes up conversation at the water cooler. DO NOT SEPARATE THEM.#The STEM student who was let off his leash and given funding to fuel whatever’s the fucked up science experiment of the week.#This week’s special is Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs breathe fire now and can fly.#Spider bitch that’s never invited but shows up anyways.#The One (Mostly) Normal Guy

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science-lings · 2 years ago

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Playing ace attorney for the first time after dipping my toe in the fandom a little is so funny bc sure I’m super late to it and that’s fine and I knew a bunch of shit going into it but I still get to figure out all the details of the investigations myself and screenshot the parts that have been screenshot a billion times bc I still can’t believe that some of this shit ended up in the game

#I started yesterday and I’m already 1/3rd through turnabout goodbyes and it’s so funny #like I knew phoenix was a bit of a snarky asshole but good god this guy is so consistent about whispering under his breath #he just left edgeworth on the ground having a panic attack like ‘he always was a dramatic bitch #how does he manage to be so empathetic and passionate in believing in peoples goodness but still such a dick #he contains multitudes #if you’ve read to this point i invite you to talk to me about this I’m having a great time

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tache-noire · 1 year ago

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watching trixie and katya is bad for my vocabulary and vocal stims

#i keep muttering 'wiggie smalls' and 'wig-tina' under my breath #also 'pussy like a ashtray bitch'

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oetscop · 4 months ago

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yea so when i left work. i didnt rly want to bc money and also like i dont wanna lose my job just bc im sick. but the coach and the team lead who hates me both were like genuinely worried about me. i didnt wanna make larry leave work so i called my mom and she just. complained abt having just got home and how inconvenient it was. the whole way to urgent care she complined about having to buy a new shower head and like. having to go get lunch with her friend really early in the day to avoid the snow. and then i get to urgent care and everyone was so nice i genuinely almost statted crying

whats it like having a mother who acts like a mother. a mom who cares. bc i have no fucking idea

#tongue #the closest i got was griffins mom lol #she interrupted me when i was talking about how the shower head hit me when it broke off to bitch about how she got stuck in traffic #like on her way to the town her frind lives #i always feel so dumb for wishing i had literally anyone around me to take care of me but god i dont #not even living under the same roof as my own mother #i left wiffle on the table downstairs and didnt realize until i sat down and now im just crying on the floor #bc i still cant breathe great rn and its gonna suck so bad going back up the stairs #im so tired

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paranoiddreams · 5 months ago

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Toji fucking you while Shiu is on the phone because he just can’t help himself. You just make his him feel so good, why should he stop if it’s only his silly handler is calling?

You’re trying to say quiet as your boyfriend’s cock slams in and out of you from below, his hips doing all of the work for you; you tapped out a while ago after your 2nd or 3rd earth shattering orgasm. But how can you not whimper and moan pathetically when Toji is quite literally fucking you into a higher plain of existence?

Shiu can obviously hear all of this. He only called to tell Toji about a job he has for him, but was instantly met with the muffled sounds of your cries and pleas.

“T-Toji! H-hang up…” your voice is so broken, so whiny, both men can tell that you’re nearly past your limit.

“Hold on, doll,” Toji’s gruff voice crackles from the other end of Shiu’s phone, “just a quick call…”

“Fushiguro, this conversation can be held another—“

“Nah,” he interrupts his handler with a huff, “keep going.”

For a moment, Shiu isnt sure if Toji is talking to him or you, who is obviously falling apart on his cock. He only realizes it’s the former when another grunt of his name snaps him out of his thoughts.

“Well…you’ve got a hit for a client we’ve worked with before; a big one, and—“

Shiu stops when he hears a muffled gasp on the other end of the line, followed by the sound of choked out whimpers.

“Yeah?” Toji groans. “Which client?”

He’s currently got you under him now, your legs wrapped around his waist as he pounds into you. Each thrust of his cock perfectly reaches your abused g-spot, making it harder and harder for you to keep your moans hushed. What makes it even more difficult, although, is the fact that Toji’s smug face tells you that he knows this, so when you see one of his hands snake down to rub slow circles against your clit you know that this is all part of his plan.

“W-Well…the client from…” Shiu can barely catch his breath as he sits behind his desk, trying not to give in and palm his aching cock through his work slacks.

“What’s up, boss man?” Toji chuckles from the other end, “something on your mind?”

That sick son of a bitch. Shiu’s fist balls atop his desk, the hand holding his phone shaking slightly from how hard he’s gripping it. “Fushiguro,” he breathes out. He doesn’t have to say anything else, because the tone of his voice tells Toji all he needs to know.

“What? My girl’s pretty little sounds making you all flustered? Or is it the sound of her gushing around my cock?”

Shiu clears his throat, running a hand over his face. “You’re such a sick fuck,” he says.

“I’m the sick fuck?” Toji scoffs jovially. “You’re the one who’s still on the phone.”

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