#(unfortunately :/)

[myjetpackisonfire]

For the love of garlic, do not look up how pre-peeled garlic is processed. It’s horrific.

[thimblings]

C'mon Viago, you walked right into it.

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

one time I had a dream that a beautiful viking warrior woman came up to me and chose me as her bride and proposed that we be wed immediately. And while she was very gorgeous and powerful, my response was essentially, “sorry ma’am ☝️🤓 but the local history museum has an exhibit where they made replicas of famous historical events out of legos AND there’s an incorporated water feature. I have GOT to see that” and then I left.

…this could mean nothing. <- incorrect

[hellboundhimbo]

a buddy of mine told me a couple hours ago that, personality wise, berdly deltarune would be the perfect sanuso fankid. and after my horror at such a statement subsided, i realized that they were (unfortunately) kinda spitting, so i drew this.

he’s just like them fr except he inherited very few of their redeeming qualities and/or talents and also he’s a fucking bird

og meme under the cut ofc

[whumpypepsigal]

tomorrow is whumpgifathon and i haven’t prepared a single gifset.

it’s not looking good for me…

[sydpleton]

gee! i sure do love this complex female character with COMPLEX thoughts and COMPLEX feelings and COMPLEX reasons for her actions. surely the fandom wont villainize her and make her into a irredeemable monster for doing something even slightly unkind! (male character has done something a 100x worse.) looks at social media oh! well surely they wont water down her character into a single trait and/or only examine her at surface level and then proceed to misunderstand her entire personality, motives, and values! looks at social media again oh.

[adhdisgay]

In addition to removing fact checkers, Meta also added some new language to their Hateful Conduct policy:

yes this is real. as a reminder, Meta runs Instagram, Facebook, Messenger, and Threads. not that Meta has ever been an ally, but blatantly writing this in your website’s conduct policy is certainly a choice

[kymera219]

Sterek might have squeezed this poll, but people of culture know who the real superior duo is 😌

Best Teen Wolf Friendship: Semi-Final, Round 6

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

thought this was funny for a sticker

[afabtwink]

It’s a genre, honestly

[bluukive]

Jerking them off - LaDS

mdni

ᡣ𐭩 lets you jerk him off from behind when he's sleepy, your chest against his back whilst your hand pumps his aching cọck. He's overstimulated, having come twice already, and his face is red from the lewd squelching noises your hand makes against him. He lets his head fall back to your shoulder, murmuring heated words of encouragement - Xavier

ᡣ𐭩 has his larger hand over yours as you jerk him off together. He rolls his hips up and fucks the makeshift hole both of your hands have made. His other hand is pressed up against your own pụssy, cupping and stroking it erratically as you both pleasure each other in unison (almost) - Caleb

ᡣ𐭩 lets you jerk him off through his pants. It's something new he likes to indulge in, a complete contrast to his usually clean appearance. Breathy groans leave his lips as he bucks his clothed hips upwards to meet your hand, ass, whatever is grinding against him at that moment. He eventually comes in his underwear with a spasm - Rafayel

ᡣ𐭩 Makes you watch him jerk himself off whilst you're restrained. Ignores all of your begging and pleading whines whilst looking down at you with a blank expression, but you know him too well. The subtle hitches of his breath and the way his throat bobs told you everything you need to know about how he's feeling - Sylus

ᡣ𐭩 Prefers to pleasure you, but on the rare occasion he lets you touch? He's tugging you onto his lap and guiding his hand to his cock so that you could stroke it. His forehead is pressed against yours as he murmurs low words of praise, occasionally pecking your cheek or lips - Zayne

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[coern]

my mom has this awful terrible nicholas cage sequin pillow case where one side is his face and the other side is red so she did this to it and you have to see it every time you walk into the front room and she doesnt even have it on a fucking pillow its just the skin

[psipaka]

What is bro yapping about 😂🙏

[redd-byrd]

I have nothing to say for myself