#(y E LLS!!!!)

[deus-ex-mona]

love it when one half of an idiot couple teaches the other how to play an instrument~~~~

[berryblu-arts]

your honor they are normal and well adjusted individuals what do you meeeannnn?????

[koushirouizumi]

{from here!}

[heart-bones]

I save myself by keeping going, I save. myself. by keeping going.

[franeridan]

I'm sorry I'm lowkey losing my mind but i just read someone say something along the lines of i haven't gotten to law yet but I'm starting to wonder if people don't ship him with luffy just to stick someone with luffy that's not zoro and I just, oh, oh, I wish I could be there to see them actually reach law, that's going to be. beautiful. I wonder if they'll feel my same extreme delighted bewilderment in realizing that luffy just has a thing for grumpy silly swordsmen, apparently

[aita-alternia]

A|TA for "eng4ging in continuous and irr4tion4l self destructive beh4vior"?

|, (7.5, gold) am |n a f|ght w|th my matespr|t (8, bronze) over th|s one. Not to brag but |'m probably the most powerful ps|on|c on the cont|nent, |'ve heard of a few |f you head west but they haven't seemed to last long. | don't part|cularly g|ve a sh|t about h|d|ng |t, because |'m not going to l|ve much longer, once | hit n|ne |'m fuck|n helmed regardless of what | do. Can't h|de th|s sh|t. Here for a good t|me, not for a long t|me and all that.

My matespr|t thinks she's some sort of masterm|nd though, and she keeps tell|ng me that she can get me out of the helm with my ps| |ntact |f | just l|sten, and | keep tell|ng her |t |sn't her fucking problem. |f | make |t to adulthood, | get strapped |n. |f |'m lucky, |t's on a sh|p where they don't treat me like trash, maybe | get to stay awake for part of |t. Could be cool to be a sh|p. |f |'m not lucky, | overload myself and take them out w|th me, slowly dies the emp|re.

But she keeps tell|ng me that |f | can make |t long enough, she can fucking h|de |t long enough and she can f|x everyth|ng. And | keep tell|ng her |t a|n't gonna do sh|t and |t's gonna get us both culled. She's w|cked smart, so she can work her way up to a fuck|ng amateur Med|culler or someth|ng, maybe ma|mtence crew for some sort of deep-space sc|ence vessel and get herself out but she's fuck|ng ded|cated to keep|ng my ass al|ve. K|nda pale of her.

And recently | took up rac|ng. |'m w|cked good at i|t, and |t's super dangerous, and she keeps tell|ng me to stop. She keeps tell|ng me that her plan |s never gonna work |f |'m a known face |n any c|rcle w|th more than an ol|ve or two v|ew|ng |t and | don't care.

She says she needs me for |t though, and | say she's be|ng a d|ck and | can do what | want, she's not my lusus.

| got hurt |n my most recent race, and she was patch|ng me up when we got into the whole f|ght aga|n and | may have sa|d some th|ngs | d|dn't mean but she got really mad and sa|d she wouldn't talk to me again unt|l | stopped engag|ng in this behav|or.

Am | the asshole? Should | stop rac|ng?

[doctorwormcore]

i know he's an asshole in this but he's got such cute chubby cheeks

how wasn't he like a leading man?!?! hes so angelic!?!?

[psalmsofpsychosis]

god i— i didn't think i'd live to say this but Sh*mel*ss US season 10 officially made me straight up hate the show. I dealt with 9 whole fucking seasons of category 5 bullshit and i still survived it, i survived all the incoherent inconsistencies and the writers' amnesia, the gradually worsening characterizations to the point of almost every single character becoming so irrelevant and annoying to watch save I*n and M*ckey, i endured all the unimaginably bland traumacore plots, but i guess— congratulations Sh*meless, you broke me. Season 10 is an industrial garbage fire the likes of which i haven't seen even on Sh***less, and honestly? i dont know what to say. I thought I*n and M*ck*y will survive Sh*m*less' horrendous writing, i was hoping they would make it, but the odds were against that i suppose. It says a lot that i get teary eyed whenever i pop up my playlists for earlier seasons because this show managed to go from one of the most sincere and intimate and heartfelt shows i ever got into to one of the cheapest most insincere and superficial and incoherent shit i've had the misfortune of watching. Fucking christ. The whole G*ll*vich proposal tournaments never should've happened, it's gross and made so light of and made so fucking cheap i was practically clawing out of my skin when M*ck*y didn't even let I*n finish his "i'd like to spend the rest of my life with you" talk. Sh*mel*ess has always had problems with emotionally constipated writing post season 4 (Save I*n whose characterization somehow miraculously stayed intact till the S9 departure), but like, goddddd. I'm so fucking disappointed i can feel my atoms slipping into black and crying while they sit for the show's fucking funeral. Was going through reddit earlier and so many people left the show behind after S10E08, and by gods i do want to. I absolutely can, given the fact that post S4 I*n G*ll*gher was the only important thing to me about this whole narrative and they regressed his character back to Alaska just to make a wedding plot happen. god i hate it here. biggest official "he would not fucking say that" status in the last 10 years.

[deus-ex-mona]

su

ki

kirai~~~~~~

[likeaadream]

Roller Skating Party

*s u c c e s s f u ll y s t o l e n*

music: Digital tape - Back to me

[vampirebloodie]

☠ ERIK CAMPBELL ☠ NSFW ALPHABET ☠

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Despite being a introvert guy, Erik can be affectionate with you. He would probably ask if you want water or something to eat, or even a foot or back massage.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Need i say it? Obviously his favorite part is where the albert piercing is 🫦

About yours, i think this man has something with boobs, it doesn't matter if is big or small

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think he must be turned on by seeing you swallowing it all

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Needles. Everywhere.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i believe he hasn't slept with many women but he must have a huge amount of experience that he probably acquired through videos

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he is a big fan of boobs, so any position where you're facing him is great

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

very very serious, no jokes no laugh

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

not 100% waxed, he just trims

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he likes to hold hands and hugs

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he likes to do it a lot, especially looking at your pics/videos

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Needles, impact play, sensory deprivation, leather fetish

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his workplace

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

neckline!!! especially v

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think this man is very open to everything (but nothing disgusting like scat or puke

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he prefers to receive, since he put albert piercing his sensitivity has increased and sensations of pleasure are even bigger

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

this depends of his mood, but usually he is very fast and rough

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he don't like it so much, but since he works a lot thats the only way sometimes

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he would love to do that but he don't wanna be cooked on work

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1-2 but almost 5 if he drinks energetic

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

nah, he prefer his own thing

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he don't like to tease since he doesn't have much patience

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he is not loud, usually he just lets out some grunts or sighs

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

(i ll owe you guys that)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

a lot of tattoos, nipple and dick piercing, a little bit of hair, he also has a tattoo on his pelvis, and lots of veins...

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high, let's say his mind is 90% sex

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

erik is such a lazy and tired guy, he can sleeps everywhery everytime

(Since i'm posting this i just would like to say that my requests are open, even for another final destination characters)

[spencerreidsrightsock]

Friends to Lovers ll

Summary: After a date night Spencer comes over and things get heated very quickly.

TW! MDNI! Gushy love, smooches, smut, p in v sex, unprotected sex, creamp!e, squirting, oral(m&f receiving) Lmk anything else I missed.

A/N: I’m going to make a master list and keep it updated with everything new! Keep sending fic recs. Also I’m planning on doing blurbs and headcanons. So send them to me! Finishing up a feq so be on the lookout for it!

Pairing: Softdom!Spencer x Fem!reader

The next morning Spencer was the first to wake up, it was a Saturday which meant they didn’t have to go to work, unless, they were called in. Y/n was rolled over on her stomach with a leg stretched on top of Spencer’s. He laid there and simply admired her beauty.

He thought back to last night and how feelings were discussed and how kisses were shared. His face suddenly got hot. Not in regret but in happiness, he had wanted this for a long time. So had y/n. Spencer slightly turned over a bit which moved her leg. She started stirring, she slightly opened her eyes locking them with Spencer’s. “Hi” she mumbled. Her sleepy voice melted his heart a little.

“Hi, how much do you remember from last night?” He questioned. She perked up a bit smiling. She raised up coming closer to his face, she stopped just in front of him, she quickly pecked him on the lips, “I remember all of it” she said letting out a giggle. He leaned in and wrapped his arms around her body giving her a kiss on the cheek. “Goodmorning darling” he said.

“Hey do you want breakfast?” She questioned. “Duh” he said sillily. She climbed out of bed and held out her hand for him. They both walked toward the kitchen. He stretched out his hand and gave her ass a little spank. “Hey! What was that for?” She stopped in her tracks and turned around. “I just felt like it. Plus your ass in those shorts is very tempting. But I’m looking respectfully, I promise” he said snickering.

She shrugged him off and continues down the hall. Once they reached the kitchen she went to the fridge to pull out all of the breakfast foods. They stood in the kitchen and cooked up a little breakfast for the both of them. Spencer poured the coffee while y/n sat their plates at the table. Once the table was made they both sat down.

“So what’s on the agenda for today” she asked him taking a bite of her scrambled egg. “Well. See I was thinking about doing something later with someone but it cannot be revealed.” He said smiling. “Oh so it’s like top secret?” She said giving him a really serious look. “Oh yes” he said laughing slightly.

Once they were done with breakfast Spencer helped her clean the dishes. “Hey I think I’m going to get out of here. I’ll call you later” he said giving her a hug. “Do you have to go?” She said giving him puppy dog eyes. “Yeah, but I’ll see you soon.” He said. He leaned in and kissed her deeply.

He leaned away and turned around. “I miss you already” she said. “I miss you too y/n” he said turning around and smiling before closing the door behind him.

She locked the door back and went into her bedroom. She grabbed a change of clothes and put them on the bed. She headed to the bathroom and stripped off her clothes and hopped into the shower.

A while later she turned the water off and stepped out. Wrapping herself up in her robe and taking off into her room. She got dressed, brushed her hair out, and went about her afternoon.

A while later she was jerked away from some paperwork by her phone buzzing. She looked over. It was Spencer. “Hey be ready by 7.” The text read. She smiled picking her phone up and responding. She put it back down and dove back into the paperwork.

She started getting ready at 5 just to make sure she’d have plenty of time. After her hair and makeup was done she went over to her closet putting her hand on her hip grazing over her options. She went for a white silk mini dress and silver heels.

At 7 she heard a knock at the door, she rushed out of her room to get it, Spencer was standing there in an all black tux. His eyes had gone wide looking at the figure in front of him, “you look gorgeous, y/n” he says still in shock. “Thank you, you look handsome” she said. She grabbed her wallet sitting on the side table turned out her light and went out of the door with him.

He opened the passenger door for y/n and then got in the drivers seat himself. “So where are we going Spence?” She said moving her hand to hold his. “That’s a surprise” he said teasingly. “Ugh” you said bratty. He cackled at her attitude.

The destination was a fancy Thai restaurant. Spencer once again, opened the passenger door for her. She locked arms with him as they made their way into the restaurant. The pair made small talk over dinner.

“Spence will you stay the night?” She asked on the ride back. “Yes, of course, I am going to swing by my place to get some pajamas real quick.” He said quickly glancing over at her. “That’s fine” she said smiling at him.

Once they got back to her place y/n quickly kicked off her shoes. She sat down on her couch and Spencer sat beside her sitting his bag of belongings on the floor. She turned to him and smiled. He leaned in to kiss her. She quickly moved to straddle his lap. He deepened the kiss moving his tongue with hers.

Spencer brought his hands to rest on her waist slowly bring them down to her ass. She slightly grind against him, making his pants tight. “Mmm” she moaned out feeling the contact against her sensitive clit. He placed his hands beneath her hips and stood from the couch carrying her to the room.

He gently threw her back on the bed. She leaned up to unzip her dress. She got it off, leaving her totally naked. “Hmmm no underwear? Huh? Naughty girl” Spencer groaned. Spencer rid himself of his shirt and pants and got in the bed with you.

“I want you Spence” she pleaded with him. “You’ll get me darling. Let me take care of you first.” He said. She kissed him and tried to pull his body to rest on top of her. He followed her. “Is it okay if I finger you” he asks. “Please” she whines out. Slowly he circles her already went clit. “Already wet for me and I barely touched you? Is my little girl needy?” He teases. He slowly enters two fingers into her tight hole.

“Oh Spencer please I need your cock” she moans out begging him. “Patience my love” he says looking up at her. He continues to pump and curl his fingers into her. “I think I’m going to cum” she says her hands going to his bare shoulders to support her. “Cum darling” he spits out. And with that she’s sent into a spiral. Her pussy clenching his fingers and her heart beating 1,000 bpm. He slowly slides his fingers out and sucks them dry.

“Oh god you taste so good. Can I eat your pussy” he asks a devilish look on his face. “Uhu” that’s all that comes out. And with that he dives between her thighs. First kissing her inner thighs then he starts lapping up her went pussy. He switches between fucking his tongue inside of her to sucking on her clit. Her hands go up and tangle in his hair holding him steady between her thighs. “Spencer please” she whines out. And with that she cums on his mouth.

“Let me suck your dick Spence” she says sitting up slowly, her world still spinning. He slides his boxers off of his thighs and she licks a stripe up the base of his cock. He throws his head back in awe. After a few minutes he lifts you off of him “I don’t want to cum just yet” he says. He dives in for the deepest kiss, snaking his arm around your back. He leans you back on the bed.

“I’m going to fuck this pretty pussy of yours. Is that okay?” He asks looking into your eyes. “Yes” she says nodding your head. “I’m on the pill” you finish. He nodes in acknowledgment. He brings his cock up to her slit and slides up and down a few times before he slowly pushes inside of her. “Oh Spencer your cock feels so good. You’re so thick” she moans out. “Your gripping my cock so good y/n, fuck.” He says bring his hand up to fondle with her nipple. He wraps his mouth around the other sucking harshly.

“Faster please” she moaned out. And with that he fucks in and out of her wet throbbing pussy. “Fuck Spence I’m about to cum” she screamed out. He pulls away from her nipple. “Cum for me, cum on my cock” he says speeding up the pace. And with that she let go and squirt on his cock. He quickly follows feeling her up with his hot thick cum. “Shit Spencer, I’ve never squirted before.” She said out of breath. “Did it feel good? I’m glad your first time was around my cock” he says.

He stands up going to the bathroom and coming out with a wet rag and new sheets. He cleans her and himself up. He rushes she into the bathroom to pee while he remakes the bed with all new sheets and a new cover. She comes back still naked and flops down on the bed. She holds her arms out for Spencer. “Come here” she says. He obliges, turns off the light, and flops down beside her. He wraps his arm around her and pulls her close.

“Hey y/n, I know this is soon, but I’ve known you for a while you know? Anyways, I love you. So much. You make my days 100x better.” He says kissing her forehead. “Spence I love you too. You’re my very best friend and hopefully boyfriend?” She giggles kind of questionable. “Yes boyfriend” he finishes. Soon after that she drifts off to sleep. Spencer admires her, and starts thinking about the future they have together. He gently leans over to kiss her on her forehead before drifting off to sleep.

[jeonsbabygirlsworld]

SUMMARY : In which you let your husband take your virginity on your wedding night.

PAIRINGS: Dilf Taehyung x virgin reader

WORD COUNT :2K

SMUT WARNINGS: Unprotected sex (off course) ,cum eating, oral f. Eating out over panties, fingering, squirting, mention of blood (her cherry popped)! Titty sucking, aftercare ladies <3

A/N: A little something as I’ve reached 1k heheh thank you so much lovelies and i hope you liked this one and thank you my love 💖 @jj-one who helped me with this one and also @kingofbodyrolls who made this sexy banner💖

The beach was filled with fragrant blooms, an array of white and pink tulips adorned the set up, a gentle breeze softly tickles the groom's hair and he smiles looking at you walking hand in hand with your father holding a small bouquet of lilies.

Your wedding veil cascades down your back, complementing the silk lace and pearls embroiled on the dress, making you feel like a fairy princess. Nervously walking down the aisle with your father you blush the moment you see your husband, soft music and doting cheers follows in the background the moment you took each step.

Soon reaching upon you face the love of your life Kim Taehyung, your dad places your hand on your husband’s and some tears brim his eyes, asking him to always protect you and keep you happy forever. He chuckling upon his request, promising to keep you happy for the rest of his life while kissing the back of your palm and whispers "you look so beautiful my love." You visibly chuckle and mutter him a small "thanks, you look handsome as well".

You never thought you would end up with your casual fling that you met from an app, remembering it was one of your friends who had signed you up on the app after you broke up with your toxic ex. On the other side, Taehyung's friend, Jungkook, had signed him up when divorced his wife, thinking it was a good idea to get out of the grief and have some fun.

Your interests he was afraid if he came clean about his son you would leave.

He was sure he had fallen in love with you over the past year from just chatting and calling each other daily. It made him feel like he was a young man again and not a 38-year-old man who had a kid who would depend on for a few more years.

Taehyung was also afraid of the 16-year-old age gap, thinking it was too soon for you to commit to a lifelong relationship which included a child.

He had enough of it when he finally decided to take you on a date and coming clean about it. He came fully prepared to tell you about his son and break this situation you were in, he liked (read: Loves) you, but he didn't want you to live with the pressure of living with a child as you were young, and you had so much to experience.

In the cozy coffee shop, soft jazz played in the background while you nervously fidget on the chair, summing up the courage to tell him that you had started liking him and can see a future together. The man in front of you gave a crooked smile, continuing to surf through the menu.

"What will you have Y/n?" Taehyung asks as he skims each and every item written on the menu, his leg bouncing under the table due to anxiety.

"I love you Taehyung," you say at the same time as he began talking, he goes blank, the menu dropping from his hands while you mentally facepalm at yourselves. "Fuck I shouldn't have dropped this bomb this early.”

"What?" Taehyung gasps and then visibly gulps, and you return a crooked smile back. "Yes tae, I love you I've been loving you for a while now.." you confess once again, and he shutters "We-ll y/n m-e too" he says as if he's exclaiming, and you smile wide.

"But wait y/n, before I properly confess I want to tell you something," Taehyung nervously adds, becoming restless. Observing his moments you grab his spare hand which rested on the table and tell him to calm down.

"Y/n, you know I’m divorced, right? But I'm sorry I have hidden something very big from you, I have a five-year-old son Yi-hyun" he says, and you gasp "Oh my god, tae why did you hide this for so long?" you question, he fiddles with his fingers and explains his insecurities and chances of you leaving him.

"No tae, I would never, in fact, I love children and I would really love to spend my whole life with you." You blush as those words come out and Taehyung giggles, "I'll be more than glad and feel honored to stay with you for the rest of my life."

Taehyung gazes into your eyes, his eyes full of love and promises, the gentle breeze makes the few whips of your flix fly, and he thinks you look so pretty, soon the calm breeze carries out your wedding vows and seals all the promises of this lifetime commitment.

Yi-hyun stands right in the middle of you and Taehyung's parents, an uproar of cheers and claps filled the atmosphere when you exchange your rings. Glancing at him, you give a flying kiss and he acts to catch it, your husband won't stop at looking you with heart eyes.

It was soon evening while you and your husband basked in the warmth of newly wed love, surrounded by all your supporting family and friends. He occasionally steals a few kisses from you when you both slow danced and enjoyed the dance until it was time to make your grand exit and walk hand in hand till you reached your car.Your parents insisted on keeping your son for a couple of days until you come back from the honeymoon.

"Yi- hyun, don't trouble your grandparents okay baby? Be a good boy for me and your mom okay?" Your husband tells your son and he nods , he kisses yours and his father's and climbs down from his grasp and tells you both a "goodbye".

"Let's go baby been waiting for this day ever since I met you, gonna fuck you hard," Taehyung says with lust-filled eyes, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. He lays a few soft pecks, soliciting a gasp from you, letting out the smallest whimper of his name.

The ride to your house was short, your husband helped to get you out of the car and quickly thanked the driver, not even a minute later your back meets the door of your penthouse as your husband starts to devour your mouth with his, heavy kisses full of spit coats your lips.

You were taken aback for a few seconds until your mind processes his action, kissing your lover back with the same burning passion, you struggle a bit until you get the keys from the back pocket of Taehyung's pants.

"One Sec baby, let me just open this, and we can go inside," you say almost breathlessly in between kisses, turning around. Once inside, both you and his clothes join the ground soon. "I'll go slow baby okay? It's your first time, right? Gonna savour every last moment of this." Taehyung assures you, and you nod.

Never in your twenty-two years of living did you have sex with your boyfriend. Sex was a whole different thing you’ve yet to experience but you weren't a saint when it came to it either, the curious teen in you would look up porn and even tried masturbating before, but you just didn’t feel anything from it, you thought you were doing something wrong.

Taehyung helped you to get comfortable in the bed whilst he removes the last piece of his clothing, his boxers, while you had kept your panties on, feeling your cunt coating the plumpness of his lips with your slick. You moan at the movement as he hovers above you, "ready baby?" your husband sweetly asks, you nod and voice a simple "yes.”

Soft, gentle kisses are first felt on your neck and the light touch of his fingertips tickles your lower belly, coming dangerously close to your core. His nimble fingers nudge the bow on your lace panties, sucking in your breath when he slowly goes down to explore the rest of your body, sucking on your skin lightly as he trails his way down. Soon purple hues are decorated all over you.

Once he faces your core, his hot breath leaves you tingly inside, whimpering out his name as he slowly licks a wet strip of over the fabric of your panties and sucks on the ball of your clit, repeating his languid motion again and again, his eyes watching you above him. You’re left nothing short of a moaning mess, "fuck feels so good tae, just like that baby.." you express him how good he’s making you feel when he sucks and licks you over your panties, this new sensation was like no other.

Soon after a while he completely removes them off your body, groaning at the mess you made and his fingers rub over it so he could have some of you on his fingers. "Open baby" he affirms, you ecstatically take them in your mouth sucking off each finger one by one, he chuckles and bites back a moan. He thinks you’re the sexiest woman he’s ever seen.

"Gonna finger you baby, stay calm okay? I promise it's gonna soon feel okay." He assures and slowly inserts one of his fingers, you moan out loud as it feels different from what you felt while playing with yourself.

One finger soon turned into two and you felt something weird coming out, "Taehyung stop-stop, something's coming out," you breathlessly warn but he tells you to go on and doesn’t stop fingering you, only upping his pace. Liquid soon gushes out, "fuck baby, pretty girl" never failing to fluster you and make you blush, shying away and looking everywhere but his eyes.

His frame hovers above yours and tells you to rest properly, "Baby, is it okay?" He asks before continuing. His hard cock brushing over your soaked pussy lips, itching to be inside your warm cunt, his fingers part your lips while you involuntarily twitch, feeling weightless as his thumb rubs gentle circles along your sensitive clit. "Ready y/n? Look we don't have to do it tonight you can always back out baby" he says while you whimper at the loss. "N-no want it so bad I can take it" you eagerly said, leaning in to kiss his lips. "It might hurt at first, but then it's going to be okay, I promise my darling." With that, he slowly aligns himself with you and enters inside, causing you to both moan in unison.

Kissing your forehead to calm you down when he sees faint tears brimming your eyes, he pulls out just enough so he can spit in between you two to make the slide much easier. He notices some blood as you were still a virgin— up until now, beads of sweat drip from the sides of him and some of it lands onto your boobs. He attached his lips to suckle them, seeing your pretty mouth open wide and decides to slip his finger in, your body rises a bit when he tells you to see the bloody mess and you whimper while he pets your head with his other hand.

"Calm down baby you’re gripping me so hard.." he groans from the way you’re sucking him up and you try your best to relax your muscles and try to enjoy this feeling while occasionally kissing him, moaning at his touches. He rests his forehead on top of yours and soon he cums inside, gasping from his overwhelming orgasm, he slowly pushes himself up and removes his now softened cock. You feel the cum dripping down to your ass. “Wait up baby, I'm gonna get something to clean you up.” He smiles dotingly and you nod back at him.

Soon he cleans you both up and brings you a glass of water to drink, he’s cuddling with you as his fingers lace with yours. Soft kisses resound the room until you both knock down in each other's embrace.

You decide to wake him up with a good, morning blow job but who knew it would be him to be waking you up instead.

[weevmo]

Uh?UH?? Didn't notice earlier but thank you for 17K you guys rock and are also all weird for being here but Welcome! Enjoy your stay however short or long or e t e r n a ll y ✨️

[official-wales]

Any advice for first language English speakers trying to learn Welsh?

sacrifice yourself to y ddraig goch and ascend into her kingdom of fire

Diolch yn fawr iawn! I'm a second language South Walian myself, so my Welsh is gonna be different to a first language North Walian, for example. But, we roll with it.

Start small

I don't know if you're in Wales, or elsewhere, but just introducing little Welsh phrases is a good place to start, like greetings. Don't worry about making mistakes, or being misunderstood. Everyone will know what you mean, and most people will be pleased you're using Welsh!

Hello - Shwmae/Helo

Good bye - Hwyl fawr

How are you? - Sut dych chi? (very formal), Sut wyt ti? (less formal)

Thank you (very much) - Diolch (yn fawr)

Please - O's gwelwch yn dda

Good morning - Bore da

Good afternoon - Prynhawn da

Good night - Nos da

Welcome - Croeso

If you ARE in Wales, look out for people wearing little orange speech mark badges in public places, like shops. These mean they are fluent, or learning Welsh, and will be happy to talk with you in the language.

2. Understanding pronunciation

Sometimes English speakers get tripped up by Welsh spelling, especially when mutations are involved. You've probably heard the old "it's just a keyboard smash language!", when honestly Welsh makes more sense than English (every letter is pronounced the same every time, unlike English, where it's a lottery).

Here's some major-ish differences to the English alphabet:

a - "ah" (apple)

ch - like a gutteral cat hiss? Or like you're trying to get phlegm out of the back of your throat.

dd - "th" (these)

e - "eh" (elephant)

f - "v" (velcro)

ff - "f" (fantastic)

i - "ee" (queen)

ll - like you're blowing air out the side of your tongue, while the tip is just behind your teeth. May take some practice, but it's a VERY common sound

r - roll that letter, baby. like an Italian

rh - like a breathy r. Use your teeth

u - "ih" (hit)

w - "ooh" (spoon)

y - "uh" (under) or sometimes "ih" (inside)

(there is no j, k, q or v in the Welsh alphabet. But that doesn't stop some anglicised words like "jam")

3. Mutations

Mutations are ways Welsh words change, depending on what comes before or after them. There are loads of mutations, but you can be understood without using them/forgetting them, so don't worry too much. They're quite easy to learn too.

For example:

Diflas - Boring

Mae Owen yn ddiflas - Owen is boring

The 'd' changes to a 'dd'. Because mutations. Don't ask me why.

Here's a guide to mutations that can explain it better than I can.

4. Find some sick Welsh media

Maybe you're into podcasts, or soap operas, or rock music, or food blogs, or children's books, or Eisteddfod poetry, or-

HERE'S SOME HANDPICKED STUFF FROM YOURS TRULY:

Hansh on Twitter, YouTube and iPlayer - comedy and more platform. Quite random.

Adwaith - Welsh-language, all-female, indie rock band from Carmarthenshire. Won the Welsh Music Prize in 2022.

Duolingo Welsh course - Recently, Duolingo announced they were going to stop updating the course, which led to some BIG OUTCRIES in Welsh news. Worth looking in to.

Learn Welsh - resources, schemes, audiobooks and more to help people learn Welsh in a way that suits them. 16-25 year olds can learn for free. You can book face to face lessons, online self-learning, learn with other learners, search courses near you and loads of other stuff. Good to explore.

Ap Treiglo and Ap Geiriadur - free apps to help with mutations and vocabulary. Ap Geiriadur is designed by Bangor University.

Siarad - Voluntary scheme to help people increase their confidence using Welsh. You're matched with a fluent Welsh speaker, and can go through three levels of proficiency. You arrange to meet up, or learn online - whatever suits you!

S4C - The Welsh language broadcasting service. Has everything: news, Gogglebocs Cymru, drama, documentaries, you name it.

Doctor Cymraeg - really successful tiktok and instagram account. Teaches about bitesized Welsh language facts, vocabulary and funny things. Also always films them when out on a walk, with the expression of a high school teacher who's just watched his pupils try and fail to make the leaning tower of pisa out of gluesticks. Classic.

5. TYMBLR

There are LOADS of people learning Welsh on here for the first time, and interacting with them is one of the best ways to get into the language online. #dysgu cymraeg is a good tag.

Sorry for the long post, but ta da! I am by no means an expert, but with your help anon, we can get everyone speaking Welsh by nightfall. The plan is in motion. Godspeed.

[yawarakaizai]

pm dazai and pm chuuya who constantly fight each other for readers attention... but then someone hurts reader and all of a sudden they work together so seamlessly to kill the mf who dared to touch you (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

ⵌ YOU'RE QUITE THE SAME IF LOVE'S THE GAIN

SENDER Reader (Fem) RECIPITENT PM!Dazai Osamu + PM!Chuuya Nakahara (BSD) CONTENTS jealousy, reader+chuuya+dazai are 16/17, reader is an heiress, hostage situation, fluff n cute!! (implied) torture, worried chuuya NOTE This wasn't the department you specialised in. You wanted to manage finances, and while Mori was more than happy to grant you the role - Dazai would nag for you to join him and Chuuya on missions that didn't concern you in the slightest. There's only so much patience one can have. COMPANY Tangled Up

A/N THI S WA S RLL Y C UT E !! sorr y this one was l ate ;//; i hav e a scho o l trip tmrw ^^// maybe i'l l t ry sm ut nex t ... i have a l ot of good re qs i ho pe i ca n ge t throu gh the m a ll ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

Missions with Dazai and Chuuya always resulted in a thrilling adventure. There was never a time you'd look back on a mission you'd had with both and say to yourself, 'that was a bummer.'

You weren't supposed to work alongside them. Within the Port Mafia, Dazai and Chuuya were always to be assigned missions that were too dangerous for someone ordinary.

And, you? Well.

You possessed no ability. Your purpose in the Port Mafia was your background - your status.

Heiress to your father's wealth in your homeland of France, your parents were part of a certain elite group that made you a walking target should you venture without protection.

That is why you were always thrown as the bait.

With all respects to Dazai, that is, who introduced to Mori the idea of having you be the helpless, dumb damsel skipping merrily into danger.

You weren't happy about this arrangement and that was made clear by your sulking.

" Oh, look at me, I am an unattended woman. "

You sluggishly wandered around the dark halls of the abandoned facility, your voice just barely loud enough for the walls to echo your sarcastic jokes.

" This is serioouuuss! " The earpiece cleverly hidden in your ear crackled into life, you knew the voice belonged to Dazai. " Been chasing this guy for ages now, I think he's got some sort of phasing ability. He might appear outta no where, but Chuuya's trailing behind you, so don't worry. "

As if it could ease your nerves, it only made you regret agreeing to this further. " Great. I'm comforted. " You replied in a snarky manner.

You were dressed in lavish clothing that not even your pompous, arrogant mother would ever think of wearing. You seemed to have a distaste for reminders of the generational wealth you possess and opt to distance yourself from a 'royal' life. It proved impossible when it was the only thing that allowed you to maintain a job in the Port Mafia.

The gloomy and cold atmosphere left you hugging yourself for warmth as you traversed through complicated corridors. Although your earpiece was not connected to Chuuya's, you worried that you were walking off-course and/or Chuuya knew where you are meant to go, but could not blow his cover to correct your stupid mistakes.

Chuuya did a pretty good job at staying hidden. You could not hear a thing other than the clacking of your heels against metal flooring. " Ohh.. I'm so scared. " You pitched your voice higher, this being your best shot at luring out whoever it is the PM were after. You weren't taking this seriously, that was clear to both Dazai and Chuuya.

This wasn't the first mission you three were together, there were a few others that you'd two go through but this was the first time you were thrown a seal to a shark.

Dazai was elsewhere in the building, you weren't sure where and he gave no information when asked. With the affirmation Chuuya had your back, you knew that there was nothing to fear.

You would have appreciated some communication on his end though. You figured it must be his unnatural shyness towards you that made it hard for him to be too forward.

You easily noticed how his behaviour would change around you. And with Dazai around? Oh, boy.

Even if you could be a little air-headed sometimes, you weren't dumb to the hints in front of you.

From the day you were rescued from captivity - a story for another day - Chuuya stood out. You find it funny how he'd be unable to face you for more than a minute before looking away hurriedly. It sprung your new-found hobby of teasing Chuuya whenever you could. Of course Dazai picked up on it pretty soon after too and Chuuya has not known peace since. You couldn't help it! You weren't to blame! You giggled to yourself reminding yourself of Chuuya's little crush, fingers intertwined behind your back loosely, your back straightening from its previous hunched-over stance.

Feeling sudden confidence surge through your veins with the recollection of memories with Chuuya, you were just about to turn on your heel to address the gravity manipulator until a hand grabbed you from behind - before you had the chance to see who it was, you felt cold metal press against your temple that made you freeze up.

In front of you, Chuuya had finally revealed himself, but he too was stood as still as stone.

" Kill me 'n the girl goes too. "

They have never let it get THIS bad. Not ever have you ever even been in the hold or this close to an enemy, and here you were at gunpoint, something that was not planned.

You didn't dare break eye contact from Chuuya. This might just be your final moment. With great trust in Chuuya and Dazai's ability, you weren't sure how they'd proceed with this.

Chuuya might end up being the last thing you see. The look of fear on his face too didn't ease your nerves. They were not in the position to bargain. And funnily enough, you blamed yourself for this.

" Fine, yeah. Let her go. " Chuuya stood up from his mid-offensive position and dropped whatever weapon he had. A gun and a small knife for close-combat, he raised his arms above his head to firmly show his surrender. The hand that was previously on your lower hip raised to roughly cover your mouth, a gloved palm shoving itself in your face and that broke you down immediately. Fear took over and your knees went weak with pure fright, yet the man behind you had his fingers digging into the flesh of your cheek with such a harsh grab that it kept you standing up-right, the barrel of the gun pressing in deeper to your skull, sure to leave indents - that is if you weren't just shot dead. Then an indent would be the less of your worries.

With your back pressed against the chest of the stranger, you could feel the vibration of his confident voice as he spoke loudly, " Don't take me for a fool, Nakahara. You could easily use that ability of yours. " And that was true. You actually forgot about Chuuya's ability. Your mind was too foggy at the moment.

It was the first time you saw Chuuya Nakahara look uncertain in whether this mission would end well or not. He smiled insecurely as he let out a gruff exhale, " Wouldn't do that if I wanted her to live, yeah? Now let her go. "

Even if he kept grinning, you could see how the sweat dripped from his face even through your own teary eyes. With the palm pressing over your mouth and nose, it was difficult to breathe and steady your heart that was already beating fast enough as it is.

" Hmm.. " The gun was lowered slowly, caressing down your cheek and to your chest before being positioned at the pit of your stomach, " But do I really wanna? "

You began to squeal in protest, unable to accept your helplessness but it seemed someone else did your job of retaliation for you.

In the blink of an eye, the man holding you captive fell backwards and consequentially dragged you down with him but ended up tripping you up a bit further. You fell with your head banging on the hard floor, your captors hand slipping from your mouth and allowing you to briefly ‎gasp for air. The clattering of a gun was heard somewhere yet you were too dazed to properly do anything at this point.

The last thing you remember was the feeling of being raised from your underarms and distant shouting.

" -as if she'd be able to do-"

" No, you shut up! You could've done something easily. "

" It was your idea to use her as a fuckin' pawn, don't twist this. "

" Uhh! I'm sowwy~! I thought Chuuya Naka-fucking-hara had some balls to intercept~! "

" Zip it! She's waking up! "

Groggily, you stared at the two of them, sitting opposite each-other on the end of your bed. Judging by the bright white, you were most likely in the infirmary.

Chuuya was the first to lean in, he must have not noticed his hand coming to rest over yours which were folded nearly over your stomach. He had hope in his eyes, contrasting with the emotion you last remember them in. " Y/N? " He called out to you, taking a glimpse at the steady heart monitor.

Testing your voice, you let out a low hum before croaking out a meek, " Heya. "

Dazai was the first to break a laugh at your first words. His and Chuuya's eyes were soft.

" Don't look cute, I'm pissed at you both. " You huffed, turning your head to the side, avoiding them both.

Chuuya held your hand a little tighter, he understood if you decided to be unhappy with him. " Sorry, Y/N. I really fucked that up. Shit, I just didn't know what to do. " He explained himself with such compassion you were urged to look at him again. " I guess I discovered seein' you like that. Uh. In trouble and stuff, makes me seize up badly. "

From the corner of your eye you saw Dazai huff before standing up, but Chuuya held onto your attention as he continued speaking tenderly to you, " I thought that this loser would have planned a set-up and knew that was gonna happen but. It took too long. I realised last second he didn't plan shit. "

" Hey! Don't be so rude, Chuuya~ Besides, if it weren't for me, precious princess would've been shot. " You saw Dazai reach into his back pocket for something you couldn't quite recognise yet.

" Oh, that was you, Dazai? " You asked, alluding to the sudden drop during the action. " Yuup~ And y'know what the best part is? "

You quirked a brow and stole a shared glance from Chuuya. Dazai was unexpectable.

" Since me and Chuuya are so nice.. "

So Chuuya was in on this too?

Dazai paused his sentence and hummed in a baby-ish voice. " Kill me and the girl goes too! " He mocked, earning him an earnest giggle from you. " That wasn't funny, Dazai! I was scared! " You retorted, but still couldn't wipe that smile off of your face.

" Sorry, sorry. But, like he wanted, he's not dead. "

Dazai held the object he had pulled out in front of him. Bloodied priars.

" Technically death caused by unattended injuries is not 'killing him' on MY end, isn't that right, Chuuya? "

Chuuya nod his head before you.

They have that man locked in a fucking basement.

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