#* ch. study : rustin cohle

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#𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙼 / private + selective multimuse featuring original & canon characters from various media . triggering + nsfw content ahead , please read info provided before interacting , 21+ only ─── poorly written by coffee .

currently contains original muses and canon muses from nbc's hannibal , hbo's true detective , the vvitch (2015) , netflix's midnight mass , joker (2019) , the batman (2022) , bram stoker's dracula , amc's interview with the vampire , prime's fallout, [ ... ] *

𝙳𝙾𝙲𝚂 / 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃 / 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚈

𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 :

MR. MEMPHIS / original & fandomless demonic character ㅤㅤㅤch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

FERRIS O'PHELAN / original & fandomless werewolf character ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

HANNIBAL LECTER / nbc show based + book & film influences ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

RUSTIN COHLE / hbo's true detective (2014) ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

MONSIGNOR PRUITT / netflix's midnight mass ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

LOUIS POINTE DU LAC / amc's interview with the vampire ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

SANTIAGO / amc's interview with the vampire ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

RASHID SAGAR / amc's interview with the vampire ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

BLACK PHILLIP / egger's film "the witch" (2015) ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

HARLEEN QUINZEL / headcanon based from the dc universe ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

HARVEY DENT / headcanon based + reeves inspired ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

JONATHAN HARKER / headcanon + "dracula" novel based ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

THE NARRATOR / fincher's film "fight club" (1999) + book based ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

LUCY MACLEAN / prime's "fallout" series (2024) ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

COOPER HOWARD / prime's "fallout" series (2024) ㅤㅤㅤ ch. pages -- ch. writings -- ch. study -- pinterest -- spotify

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rust actually does cook for himself . for rust , food is not about pleasure , it’s about function ; his father always told him it’s important to have a full belly while working so as not to get distracted . when cohle is alone he relies on cooking whatever is faster or whatever will last him longer : you can always find some recipient with soup or a stew in rust’s fridge ready for microwaving , lasts him for a week .    ━━━    when he’s out on a job , he might not eat as often as he should so he relies on whatever will keep him full for the longest time . in leisure gatherings ( which are very very very rare ) rust is not exactly adventurous with his dishes ; he prefers to stick with whatever he knows . there is no passion in him for food or cooking in general , it’s just an activity required for him to keep on working living .

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rus*tin co*hle really out here smoking cigarettes like joints

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so literally 0 people asked but here are valentine dates with all the different trash goblins:

mr. memphis: go for a real nice real fancy meaty dinner. it’s so hard to get reservations and somehow he managed. memphis offers you a nice expensive piece of jewellery, diamonds maybe, did he buy them? not exactly. have a couple of drinks afterwards, okay maybe 20 drinks, dash without paying, giggling all the way, but not without vandalising or inflicting some serious property damage on whatever fancy establishment you two just stole from. set fire to some trash, maybe a church if he’s feeling naughty. he talks dirty to you throughout 99.9% of the night but it’s not sexy. it’s kinda creepy. actually he might just be numbering all the literal dirty things he knows of. but at least he pays for your uber in exchange for your autograph without getting handsy. what a gentleman.

the woodsman: it’s not a date. has he told you that it’s NOT a date? doesn’t matter. he looks pissed off, is constantly teasing you and seems like he might have had a few before you showed up. you go on a walk through some national park but he’s NOT paying for dinner. woody only stops making fun of your dumb hair and your dumb perfume when he spots a baby deer with its neck stuck on a fence. he helps the animal free and you both watch it run back to its’ mama. woody’s beard looks reddish in the sunlight. he finds some dumb flower that reminds him of you. he tosses it at you, catch it. or don’t. whatever, he doesn’t care, shut up, you both go home before the sun sets, this was a terrible idea anyways.

hannibal lecter: remember that one kid who kicked a stray cat when you were little and how that was the first time you learned about how cruel and senseless the world could be? well, hannibal does. he’s such a good listener he always remembers everything you tell him. hannibal really does pay attention. and even though he can’t really physically comfort you, he hopes that his words can, at the very least, guide you through the darkness. he wants you to prosper and he wants you to know that, despite the violence, there’s also a lot of beauty in the world. anyway, that kid is dead, his remains are scattered across a deserted area, here’s a map, here’s some cryptic one-liners, p.s.- if you look down at the area from an helicopter, the loose limbs draw a heart (aw). 

rustin cohle: he doesn’t believe in valentine’s day. he sees it as an excuse for (especially) men to liberate themselves from all romantic obligations or accusations of thoughtlessness. rust doesn’t see how a relationship can survive if the only time love is set on the table is on some day in february. he’ll make you a cup of coffee though. maybe sit on the porch with you while you tell him about ex-lovers. probably chain smoke but only as a way to fight the temptation of sharing. in between all of the depressive shit he says, rust pulls a sometimes love is not a ring or chocolates, sometimes love is comfort. you both sit quietly and watch the sunset. 

shadow moon: you grab some hot coco during the day and shadow’s cup is overflowing with marshmallows. he scoops some of them with his spoon and places them in your coco. he says he doesn’t want you to starve. he’s also not very funny. but he does show you a few coin tricks and they’re actually pretty good. he’s not the most talkative but every time you laugh he smiles. he gives you a pair of gloves he bought an old lady during one of his interstate trips. the woman told him they were from the old country though he’s not sure which old country. the wool has bright colours. shadow realises he has to leave earlier than he was supposed to. he looks stressed as he runs out the back door. he never calls back.

hellboy: he forgot it’s v-day. but don’t worry he can fix it! he’s bought a pack of beers and stole two cuban cigars which he’ll smoke all by himself. but hey, he carries you up to some empty rooftop late at night and you do some people watching. maybe even make a game out of it. he’s childish, challenges you to arm wrestle with his big stone hand but hellboy (quite obviously) lets you win. later in the night he says sorry for forgetting and that he’ll make it up to you some other time. you’re about to tell him something but he shushes you and points at a shooting star. you're surprised by how similar your wishes are.

black phillip: he got you out into the woods. you don’t remember how. the sun is vanishing quickly and he doesn’t speak. it’s valentine’s day and he takes you out to meet all of his girl friends. they’re dancing around a bonfire. most of them are naked. bp whispers that you’re different, you’re not like other girls. he sounds shifty but he promised you so much. and he really does sound like someone who keeps their promises. his friends are weird. it’s hard to get alone time with bp tho. besides he keeps making goat noises idk i’d ditch him if i were you bestie.